Thursday, June 29, 2023

“Patrick’s Cryptic Haberdashery” Beth ‘rounds-up’ extra math credit A phrase regarding garb that frays What Malone & Capone had in common; Della is yella, Perry’s canary, Paul is just pale! Tweak an adjective, make an antonym;

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Schpuzzle of  Week:

Beth “rounds-up” extra math credit

On her math test, Beth’s answers to “three to the fifth power” and “two to the eighth power” were, respectively,  250 and 260. 

Mr. Powers, her teacher, was about to give Beth half-credit for at least rounding up the correct answers... But then, he noticed something, and gave Beth extra credit for thinking outside the box. 

What did Mr. Powers notice?

Appetizer Menu

As Many Crosswords As Days In A Month Appetizer:

“Patrick’s Cryptic Haberdashery”

Cryptic crossword impresario Patrick J. Berry has stitched together a 31st puzzle for all challenge-loving Puzzlerians. 

When Green Bay Packer fans see the number 31 embazoned on the vintage threads of an NFL jersey, many of them recall the exploits of James (Jim) Taylor... (no, not the folk singer from the New England States, but the fullback from the Gulf States: Florida, Mississippi, Alabama (where Patrick hails from) and Louisiana where #31 hailed from.

Patrick has “taylor-made” this, his 31st cryptic crossword to appear on Puzzleria, for us so we could “try it on for size...” let’s just call it “cryptic haberdashery.” 

If you have missed any of Patrick’s previous 30 incomparably well-tailored cryptic crossword accoutrements on Puzzleria!, here are their links:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 

For those of you who may be new to cryptic crossword puzzles, Patrick has compiled the following basic cryptic crossword puzzle instructions:

Regarding the Across and Down clues and their format:

The number, or numbers, that appear in parentheses at the end of each clue indicate how many letters are in the answer.

Multiple numbers in parentheses indicate how letters are distributed in multiple-word answers. For example, (7) simply indicates a seven-letter word like “Packers,” (3,6) indicates a three-letter and six-letter answer like “Jim Taylor,” and (4-3) indicates a four-letter and three-letter hyphenated answer like “pick-six” (an interception that results in a touchdown).

For further insight about how to decipher these numbered cryptic clues, see Patrick’s “Cryptic Crossword Tutorial” in this link to his November 17, 2017 cryptic crossword.

That Tutorial appears below the grid that contains the answers in that edition of Puzzleria!

Before we bid you adieu, and without further ado, here are the clues to Patrick J. Berry’s Cryptic Crossword #31: 

ACROSS

1. Select and remix one of Bowie’s hits(4,5)

6. Some cloudburst...or monsoon!(5)

9. “Scandal” star runs into important politicians
here(5,10)

10. Kills dead, with terrible noise(4,2)

11. Certain football players with name in underwear?(8)

13. Confused by lingo, her kind(10)

14. They brought gifts with little imagination?(4)

16. Keen part of playing a game(4)

17. Holding or wearing robe?(10)

19. They ride off in force(5,3)

20. Eccentric writer’s back, shaking fist(6)

23. Rock icon on album, one using drug rarely(4,2,1,4,4)

24. They can smell new flowers right off?(5)

25. Democrat put in quotes “what Alabama and Tennessee are”(3,6)


DOWN

1. Popular on social media, perhaps (was dishonest, claiming “close to Facebook”?)(5)

2. Stranger rescuing critter has hard time escaping zoo(5-4,6)

3. Drunk lady sure to go topless when the sun is up(8)

4. Biblical character’s drama involves ark, primarily(4)

5. Historical figure, quite a gas to be around, no?(5,5)

6. Philosopher might make a scene(6)

7. Brando classic some watched in movie house, not about to resist hanging around(2,3,10)

8. Something for a girl to wear—could be riskin’ it with a little more on?(9)

12. Tour I fancy, desperate to see local entertainment(6,4)

13. Can be worn to bed—good to have flimsy thing on?(9)

15. Turned up news interrupting broadcast—loud!(8)

18. Comic is bald, uses improvisation(2-4)

21. Sort of nuts about Eastern music(5)

22. Charlie, silly old clown(4)

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Opposites Attract Hors d’Oeuvre

Tweak an adjective, make an antonym

Move the third letter of an adjective to the end
and change an “a” to an “e” to get an antonym of the adjective. 

What are these two adjectival antonyms?


Fay Wray May Fray Slice:

Phrases regarding garb that frays

Name two articles of clothing that may fray. 

Rearrange their combined letters to spell examples of that fraying, in two words. 

What are these articles of clothing and the examples of fraying?

Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices:

Della is yella, Perry’s canary, Paul is just pale!

Will Shortz’s June 25th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Greg VanMechelen of Berkeley, California, reads:

Name a well-known TV character (5,6). Change the first letter of the first name to a Y and read it backward. 

You’ll get a synonym of the characters last name. Who is it?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a well-known puzzle-maker (4,11). Delete the second letter of the first name and move the first letter to the end of the first name. Switch the first and fourth letters of the last name.

The first six letters of the 14-letter result are someone John Lennon claimed to be in a song lyric. (He also claimed to be “The Walrus” in that song... but everyone knows that Craig Stadler, not John Lennon, is “The Walrus.”)

The next three letters sound like a rhyme of “wreck,” which was the last word in the title of the autobiography of a baseball executive with a “double-e” in his surname: “______ as in Wreck.”

The final five letters are the first word in the title of a song penned by Lennon’s fellow Beatle who, after the Beatles’ demise, formed a band called Paul McCartney and Wings. The song’s title sounded like the nickname given by Paul and Linda McCartney to their Land Rover. 

Who is this puzzle-maker?

Whom did Lennon claim to be?

Who is the baseball executive?

What is the title of McCartney’s “ode to a Land Rover?”

Note: In Entrees #2, #3, #4 and #5, Greg VanMechelen is riffing off his own “Della Street Alley” puzzle that was featured on NPR this past Sunday. Our gratitude to Greg (also known as “Ecoarchitect”) whose “Econfusions” feature appears regularly on Puzzleria!

ENTREE #2

Take the first and last name of a famous character from television and other media.  To the first name add two alphabetically consecutive letters, one at the front and one at the back. The result will phonetically be where you don’t want to be during a traffic jam or while shopping at a grocery store.  Who is the character and where don’t you want to be?

ENTREE #3

Name a well-known TV character from the 1970’s who was considered very cool. 

That was also the name of another TV personality in the 1990’s and 2000’s who was called even cooler.

ENTREE #4

Name a well-known actor from the past, first and last name. 

Rearrange the letters in the last name and the
result will describe a certain group of hobbyists.  

Who is the actor and who are the hobbyists?

Note: Ecoarchitect was inspired by a comment “Jaws” made on Blaine’s Blog on June 26 to compose the following riff of his NPR puzzle:

ENTREE #5

Name a well-known actress, seven letters first name, five letters last. The last name is the location for a certain sporting event.  Remove a duplicate letter from the first name, rearrange, and the result will be what you'd like to score in that game.

ENTREE #6

Name a well-known TV character (5,6). Remove the last letter of the first name, then change the first letter of the first name to a Y and read the result backward. 

You’ll get a transitive verb followed by the words “up the” and the character’s surname. 
These four words describe what conscientious duffers do after taking several
sandy swings or digging several divots while attempting to blast their way out of a sand trap or deep rough embankment. 

Who is this character?

What does a conscientious duffer do?

ENTREE #7

Name a well-known TV character (6,6) who used two-syllable derogatory nicknames to refer to his son-in-law and wife. 

Spoonerize the son-in-law’s nickname to get what some hosts do to a beverage before serving it, especially in winter months, and the name of one such beverage that is made of water and honey, malt, and yeast.

Spoonerize the wife’s nickname to get the first name of a singer and a shortened form of a pronoun (substituting a “d” for the “th”) that he
used in his recording of “Ol’ Man River,” as did Paul Robeson, using that shortened pronoun before the words “bale” and “barge” in the 1936 production of “Showboat.”

Who is this TV character?

What were the two derogatory nicknames?

What is the beverage and what some hosts do to it before serving it?

What is the first name of a singer and a shortened form of the pronoun?

ENTREE #8

Name a well-known country singer (5,6). Change either the third or fourth letter of the first name to an E and rearrange the result to spell what the singer did on a 1970 remake of a 1930 Jimmie Rodgers hit record. 

Now spell the singer’s surname backward and divide the result into two equal parts to describe, in a negative way, the genre of music for which this singer is known.

Who is the singer?

What did the singer do on a 1970 remake of a 1930 record?

What is the two-word negative description of the genre of music this singer is known for?

ENTREE #9

Take the first and middle names of a person who is familiar to American historians. 

Spell the first name backward to form a word that might describe how a person might feel (at least during that period in history) — a person who would today be described by the middle name.

Who is this person with whom American historians are familiar?

Hint: Replace the third letter of this person’s surname with its mirror image and replace the second vowel with a duplicate of the first. The result is a seven-letter plural noun. 

Then take the surname of an inventor-painter who is also familiar to American historians. Add an “L” and “S” to the end to form a second seven-letter plural noun. 

These two nouns are synonyms.

ENTREE #10

Take a three-syllable word associated with names. Spell it backwards. 

The result is a woman’s name, followed by a word that means “name” in a language that is not English.

What is this three-syllable word?

What are the woman’s name and the word that means “name”?

Dessert Menu

Rhyme Zone Dessert:


What Malone & Capone had in common

Name, in two words, where Capone and
Malone both spent some time.

Note: There are two possible answers,
depending on whether you choose a fictional 
“Malone” or a non-fictional “Malone.” (Capone, alas, was non-fictional.)

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64 comments:

  1. Tort i just saw your comment about the Alexa puzzles on Blaine's sheet.
    My son in NYC has Alexa -how do you access these? Also is it Ok if i call you trout woman now referring to Nodd's anagram.-trouth /tide? So we have Word woman, trout woman or cat woman, and then Violet woman? V.T. or perhaps the shady lady? Shady woman. Referring to violet or perhaps mauve?

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    1. I'd much prefer Mauve woman, because it's my favorite color. Oddly enough, Violet was the first six letters of my mom's name, though.

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    2. I think i remember that about your mom. Mauve is also beautiful.

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    3. PS, just call me Tortie or Tortitude! Trout Woman sounds likes one of those aging actresses who get too many lip fillers.

      I forget how to activate Puzzle of the Day initially. I think you either have to activate it through the Amazon account on the website or the Alexa app. Once you have it activated, though, you just have to say, "Alexa, Puzzle of the Day."

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    4. OK. TKS. Tortie. Just call me plant man, or green man. Never mind.

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    5. I am touched and impressed if you indeed remember my having mentioned my mom's first name. (I don't even remember having mentioned it here!)

      We could call you "Eco-man" in keeping with one of my Appetizer puzzles from last week?

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    6. Eco man?? I think that is taken. I think back a ways i called you Violetta which is her name right? You probably know this but Mauve comes or is related to the Mallow plant- kind of like "Morning Glories" often coming in a pastel violet color. These grow really well here and i have grown several from seed and have some growing now.

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    1. 18 Down got me thinking about the LIB(erty Mutual) ADS.

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  3. Happy Independence-Day-Weekend-Eve to all!
    I hope everyone is enjoying my latest cryptic crossword. I will try to offer hints when I can, if and when necessary. Mom and I are fine. Earlier today I got a much-needed haircut at Cuts By Us here in town. Later we went to Jim and Nick's to eat with Bryan and Mia Kate. They have a great Loaded Mac 'n' Cheese meal there. It's usually topped with pork, but you can get beef brisket instead, so I did. I also had a house salad with honey mustard dressing, and Coke Zero to drink. I forget what Mia Kate had, but Bryan had chicken and Mom had pulled pork. We also couldn't help noticing our waitress sort of looked like my oldest niece Morgan, mostly around the hair. Bryan said twice if he didn't know better, he'd swear it was Morgan. Also, due to Renae's recent health concerns, Mom had to serve as Mia Kate's own personal Uber driver twice this week, and today Mia Kate got a facial, so Mom had to take her there. We almost didn't make the haircut, but we did it. Since we got home from having supper, I've done the Prize Crossword(by Paul again), the Private Eye Crossword(always by Cyclops), and Wordle et al. via NYT. Which brings me back here.
    Now for my progress so far:
    Sometimes it seems like whenever I have one of my puzzles here for the week, all the other puzzles appear much more difficult by comparison. This week I've only managed the Slice and all Entrees except #2, #3, and #9(unsure about that one). The rest are either too vague or I don't know where to begin, or in the case of the Dessert, I can't possibly know how to get the intended answer. Hopefully Lego or eco will be able to help clarify any of this between now and this coming Wednesday, July 5th. In other words, HINTS PLEASE!
    Good luck in solving to all, please stay safe, and may we all have a safe and sane Fourth this Tuesday. If you can't behave, be careful! Cranberry out!
    pjbOnlyWatchesFireworksDisplays,HeDoesn'tHandleThemHimself

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    1. Reminds me of loaded hash browns at Waffle House with all seven toppings. Skip the jalapenos. Sounds really good.
      Last night i tried making Gordon Ramsay's 10 minute Shrimp Scampi. I made a few mistakes but i have to say -probably the best pasta dish ever for me.

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  4. Checking in here of a Friday evening....last night was discouraging as I began the puzzles, because it as (for me) NO Schpuzzle, No Hors D'o, No Slice, and then problems with Entrees 2, 3, and 4 (I since put in an answer for #3, but I doubt it is correct).

    Re Dessert, pjb, I literally looked up the history of the two guys. Found a two-word place that isn't a city,state (although I supposed there is one, I just didn't take the time to look up to see where my 'found place' is located. I should go do that.)

    Here's a hint for Entree 9, pjb: think MOM.

    I myself have no idea how to approach the Schpuzzle, despite having done all sorts of multiplications in my head as I was trying to fall asleep (that scenario again)....I read someone else on Blaine's saying he was kinda disappointed to have solved the weekly NPR, because he uses thinking about it to fall asleep and that is exactly what I do (using all of P!, of course.)

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    1. Here is a very early Dessert Hint:
      The non-fictional Malone had a very familiar Hebrew Scriptures (Old Testament) name.
      The fictional Malone also had a very familiar Hebrew Scriptures name. Indeed this Hebrew Scriptures name is among those that have their name used in the title a biblical book book in the bible -- like the Books of Ruth or Obadiah, for instance.
      However, our fictional Malone was known by the one-syllable version of the eponymous biblical name.

      LegoWhoNotesHoweverThatWhetherTheseTwoPeopleFromTheBibleWereFictionalOrNonfictionalIsOfCourseOpenToDebate!

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    2. For the Schpuzzle- anyone have Bobby's email? I am sure he could help.

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    3. I think there are two additional non-fictional Malones that would work for the Dessert. One had the same profession as the biblical non-fictional Malone but their first name was not biblical; rather, it was an anagram of a kind of bird and was the same as the first name of a person who made a great mark on the world. Also, their nickname sounded like a government worker's job.

      The other non-fictional Malone had a similar but not identical profession to that of the first one, and their first name was an anagram of both a word for a kind of tale and a word for nothing at all.

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    4. Too many Malones... not enough solving time!
      This long-running Radio/TV soap opera, for instance, featured a pair of fictional Malones, Jerry and David. I'm sure there are millions of other Malones out there, fictional and non...
      If you are a Malone you are not alone! I am curious to see your alternative answers, Nodd.
      Plantsmith. It is true that our friend Bobby is a mathematical genius. Perhaps he will weigh in on the Schpuzzle.

      LegoMaloneyBaloney!

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    5. My email is BobbyJacobs@email.com. Legolambda told me about the puzzle, so I already know the answer.

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    6. Thanks Bobby. That was fast. Care to offer a hint?

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    7. My last time in NYC at Kris's apartment my grandson John- Michael who is a little terror at times, at one point says Alexa play "Livin the Vida Loca" - level 12. The song came on and it was ridiculousy loud. So loud, that Alexa could not hear him when he tried to turn down the level. This went on for several seconds- till finally he yanks the cord from the wall.

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    8. Plant Man (is that right?), the idea behind the Schpuzzle has been used on this blog before.

      Be careful when it comes to little kids using Alexa. Hopefully, your son has enabled security so your grandson can't order by using Alexa. I saw once that there was some kid that ordered something like $7000 worth of food through some food apps (guess DoorDash or Grubhub). Also, check out this parrot:

      https://www.newsweek.com/parrot-pulled-pork-alexa-viral-video-1630260

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    9. Yes i am plant man, PJB as Cryptic man, Lego as Lego man, SDB as clueless man, Eco as Mechelin Man. etc...Bobby as math man.
      I will have to ask my son.

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    10. In her post, above, in this thread, Tortitude made a good point about my using of this puzzle "idea" in the past.
      Is Beth 35? Well, maybe in 2043.
      Is Lego 39? No, that was Jack Benny, who spent a lifetime being 39!... No not 39x38x37x36x35x34x33x32x31x30x29...
      Is Bobby 46? No, He's still got a ways to go for that.

      LegoNot39!

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    11. I think i heard the story about the Alexa kid ordering stuff on Uber Eats. It would not be hard. I can see my grand son doing that. Is there a video of the parrot?
      My sister in law- Accidently ordered a 5000 dollar Peloton on Amazon- somehow-someway. She had a tough time getting it back. Amazon Prime for a dollar this weekend? Too good to be true?? Yea. They will hook you and not let go.

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  5. I may have Michelin mans #3, my wife's favorite show and character. SNL did a parody of the show that i thought was sacriligious, Living in Color did a similar thing with Fireman Bill that i thought was just sick. On the other hand could it be Doogie Howser?

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  6. Hi, everyone. Solving update: Got all of the Entrees and have made a good dent in the cryptic crossword, but for me, all the rest is difficult this week. I got one word that makes sense for the Dessert, and can make a two-word phrase out of it, but that first word would just be a filler word. Of the rest, it feels like the Slice may be the most solvable, but I haven't stumbled across the right words yet.

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    1. In all 4 of my Dessert answers, I suppose the first word could be called a "filler word," though that's something I don't really have a precise definition for. Maybe there's a Capone-Malone connection I'm not aware of. The fictional Malone answer strikes me as the best fit out of the answers I've come up with.

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    2. I was able to find the other Malone, thanks to Lego's hint, which also makes me believe I have the fictional one right. But once again, only the second word really makes sense. My first word is a simple two-letter word.

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    3. For the fictional Malone, my first word is longer than two letters, but for all of my non-fictional Malones, the first words are indeed simple and two letters.

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    4. I got it now. The simpler term I had at first also applied.

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    5. Certainly true, notwithstanding the prevailing conditions at the time.

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  7. For Entree #2, the character has appeared on TV, radio, and movies (possibly elsewhere), but initially appeared in print. There's a connection between this character and the NPR puzzle's answer.

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  8. Hint? for the Dessert- Steve Harvey.

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  9. I will try to come up with some good hints later today/tonight for the cryptic answers, in case anyone needs any help at this point. BTW I don't know how I could've missed this when I told Lego about any spelling/punctuation mistakes while we were still producing my latest crossword, but there is only one S in "impresario". Sorry I overlooked it.
    pjbDoesThinkHisCrypticsAreQuiteImpressive,Though

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    1. Thank you, Patrick. I have changed my misspelling of "impressario" (sic) to the correct spelling, "Impresario." You are a good editor.

      LegoWhoUsedTheWord"Impressario"ToDescribePatrickBecauseHeIsSoImpressedWithHisCrypticCrosswords(ButTheMisspellingWasLego'sGoofAndNotPatrick's)

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  10. Cryptic Hints, As Promised
    ACROSS
    1. Though we're having fun with this puzzle, it's a very "serious moonlight".
    6. The way the weather has been going here in AL lately, one of these might just interfere with tomorrow evening's annual "Thunder on the Mountain" fireworks broadcast at 9:00pm on WBRC-TV in Birmingham.
    9. The first name of the star is also the surname of an unsuccessful Presidential hopeful from a few decades back, whom the "Swift Boat Veterans"(I think that was their collective name)would definitely recognize. And he's no stranger to the star's surname, either.
    10. Two words, but phonetically it could be twelve?
    11. Since this is a British-style crossword, it shouldn't be too surprising to find a British term in it.
    13. In the manner of Mr. Wilson, Wilson, or Kramer?
    14. Myrrh? You guys! You shouldn't have!
    16. The Lady with the Poker Face.
    17. Men in TV set?
    19. If you know 90s music, then you know this answer would precede the word "blind"(not preceding "melon" in this case).
    20. This word describes certain toys in a popular Christmas special on TV, living on an "island".
    23. "Have you ever seen a Smurf drop his pants?"
    24. Mr. Corden, who's not originally from this country and has probably already gone home by now, was quite fond of the celebrity kind.
    25. About 22 of these, one with which Cranberry is most familiar.
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    1. Something we all hope to be---and social media need not be involved most of the time!
    2. Ringling Bros., Barnum and Bailey.
    3. It gets saved twice a year.
    4. The most recent "Daily Show" host(not counting anyone filling in recently, guests or correspondents).
    5. One of the few historical figures(if there are any others)to be associated with furniture.
    6. Also a Native American nation, the largest of six comprising the Iroquois Confederacy.
    7. "I could've been a contender, Charlie..."
    8. It was "the current thing", according to a hit song in the 1960s, recorded by a singing couple who would then use it as the theme song to their variety show a decade later.
    12. A certain "brother" act in country music once mentioned it in a song after "Captain Midnight" and "Ovaltine".
    13. "Ya know how to make antifreeze?" "Yeah, hide her _______!"
    15. Four out of five dentists surveyed would recognize this answer if the first letter were removed.
    18. Most of the dialogue heard on any episode of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", obviously.
    21. They're Looney, not Merrie.
    22. In its heyday, Mad Magazine would commonly use this answer a lot, most notably in the title of a late-60s movie parody, one starring Mr. Beatty and Ms. Dunaway(not La La Land or Moonlight!).
    pjbIsNotAboutToSlapChrisRockForAnyReason,Either

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    1. Thank you for those hints. Surprisingly, I was only missing three answers. Still don't understand how many of these fit the cryptic part , though.

      Still need help with the Hors d'Oeuvre and Slice.

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    2. Same here. I have words that fit the diagram, but I don't know about the clues, and there are not enough intersecting letters for me to be sure of the words either.

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  11. (I apologize for the tardiness of these 11th-Hour Hints. Fourth of July festivities intruded! I thank Patrick, however for responsibly providing hints for his excellent cryptic crossword!)

    Schpuzzle of Week:
    "Beth"=35; "One"=34...

    Opposites Attract Hors d’Oeuvre:
    The adjective means "below average..." which means, of course, that the antonym is excellent

    Fay Wray May Fray Slice:
    Both articles of clothing are worn below the waist.
    One begins with a pope's short name and ends with "late, in Lyon" (with an "s" added to the end)
    The other article of clothing is a word you use to water your garden, of fill your kiddies' wading pool.

    Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    I guess Lennon liked omelettes.
    The initials of the title of McCartney’s “ode to a Land Rover” are HW. The initials of the name Paul and the Lovely Linda gave to that Land Rover were HOW.
    ENTREE #2
    Lana Lang's "rival"
    ENTREE #3
    The well-known cool TV character from the 1970’s was worth millions... more than five! The other TV personality from the 1990’s turned both heads and "buckles."
    ENTREE #4
    The well-known actor from the past often wooed D.D. on the big screen. The hobbyists were likely fans of Wilma and Fred.
    ENTREE #5
    The "location for a certain sporting event" is a place where you could hear a pin drop. "Howe is that for a giveaway hint?!"
    ENTREE #6
    "What a conscientious duffer does in a sand trap is done with a rake, you Dingbat!"
    Answer:
    ENTREE #7
    (See Hint #6)
    ENTREE #8
    Early on, the singer was associated with a "wagoner," but she was never a rapper.
    ENTREE #9
    This puzzle is a kind of bomb... and we telegraphed the answer with the hint we gave in the puzzle.
    ENTREE #10
    French is "the language that is not English."
    (Those are Ernest's progeny in the picture.)

    Rhyme Zone Dessert:
    The fictional Malone served _____s at his establishment, the one where people always know your name. The non-fictional Capone served ____ in the Big House.
    Second possible answer:
    The non-fictional Malone with the first name that is the same as the guy that took two tablets (but called no one in the morning) spent time on the ______; that same non-fictional guy named Capone spent time in the _____.

    LegoLatelyHinting

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  12. My answer for Entree #9 fits EXCEPT for spelling the person's first name backward, which doesn't produce any recognizable word as far as I can tell. Perplexing.

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    1. Nodd,
      My first name contains five letters. Yours?

      LegoNotWantingToPerplex

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    2. Four. I must have the wrong bomb.

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    3. OK, I see from Tortie's answer I had the right bomb, wrong Tibbets. I never thought about his mom or the plane name. And to think that I once read "The Making of the Atomic Bomb," all 700+ pages of it!

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  13. Schpuzzle: Translate letters to correspond to their position in the alphabet and add. (THREE = 56 FIFTH= 49 TO=35 THE=33 FIFTH= 49 POWER=77; TWO=58 TO=35 THE=33 EIGHTH=57 POWER=77; Also can get the values by multiplying each number mentioned in each problem, adding 10, and multiplying by 10: (3*5+10)*10=250; (2*8+10)*10=260)
    App: (15 Down, 21 Down, and 20 Across are post-hint)
    Across: 1. LETSDANCE 6. STORM 9. KERRYWASHINGTON 10. DOESIN 11. KNICKERS 13. NEIGHBORLY 14. MAGI 16. GAGA 17. INVESTMENT 19. THIRDEYE 20. MISFIT 23. ONCEINABLUEMOON 24. NOSES 25. REDSTATES
    Down: 1. LIKED 2. THREERINGCIRCUS 3. DAYLIGHT 4. NOAH 5. ETHANALLEN 6. SENECA 7. ONTHEWATERFRONT 8. MINISKIRT 12. COUNTYFAIR 13. NIGHTGOWN 15. STRIDENT 18. ADLIBS 21. TUNES 22. CLOD
    Hors D’Oeuvre: Post-hint: SUBPAR, SUPERB (Pre-hint: Spent significantly less time on this than on the Slice. Looked through a long list of opposites, looking for opposite adjectives that were the same length, with most letters the same.)
    Slice : Post-hint: LEOTARDS, HOSE, LOOSE THREADS (Pre-hint: Needed hint. “Leotards” wasn’t even a word I tried. Tried really hard on this one, both from the perspective of clothing items (sock, jacket, jeans, pants, etc.), examples of fraying (unravel, etc.), and back and forth (glove -> hole, sweater -> tear, sash -> gash, dress -> shred, etc.)).
    Entree:
    1. GREG VANMECHELEN; EGG MAN VECHELEN; EGGMAN; BILL VEECK; HELEN WHEELS
    2. LOIS LANE; (add S & T to LOIS) SLOWEST LANE
    3. STEVE AUSTIN (Six Million Dollar Man); STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN (wrestler)
    4. ROCK HUDSON, ROCK HOUNDS
    5. KIRSTIE ALLEY; STRIKE (bowling)
    6. EDITH BUNKER; TIDY UP THE BUNKER
    7. ARCHIE BUNKER; MEATHEAD, DINGBAT; HEAT, MEAD; BING, DAT
    8. DOLLY PARTON; YODEL; NOT RAP
    9. ENOLA GAY TIBBETS (hint: Tibbets -> tidbits; Morse -> Morsels)
    10. MONOGRAM; MARGO, NOM (French for name)
    Dessert: BEHIND BARS (Sam Malone from Cheers; originally had “IN BARS,” since Capone was involved with taverns during Prohibition; guess SHOT could be associated with both as well); IN COURT (Moses Malone; Nodd hint: Karl Malone)

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    1. Just noticed I had "VECHELEN" in Entree #1. That was part of when I was moving letters around, and shouldn't be there.

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  14. SCHPUZZLE – Beth added the alphabetical positions (a=1, b=2, etc.) of the letters in “three to the fifth power” and “two to the eighth power” to get 250 and 260. (Full disclosure – not solved till 12:16 PM.)
    APPETIZER
    ACROSS
    1. LET’S DANCE
    6. STORM
    9. KERRY WASHINGTON
    10. DOES IN
    11. KNICKERS
    13. NEIGHBORLY
    14. MAGI
    16. GAGA
    17. INDESCREET (?)
    19. THIRD EYE
    20. MISFIT
    23. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON
    24. NOSES
    25. RED STATES
    DOWN
    1. LIKED
    2. THREE-RING CIRCUS
    3. DAYLIGHT
    4. NOAH
    5. ETHAN ALLEN
    6. SENECA
    7. ON THE WATERFRONT
    8. MINISKIRT
    12. COUNTY FAIR
    13. NIGHTGOWN
    15. ACCIDENT
    18. AD LIBS
    21. TUNES
    22. CLOD
    HORS D’OEUVRE – SUBPAR; SUPERB
    SLICE – LEOTARDS, HOSE; LOOSE THREADS
    ENTREE #1 – GREG VANMECHELEN; EGGMAN; BILL VEECK; HELEN WHEELS
    ENTREE #2 – LOIS LANE; SLOWEST LANE
    ENTREE #3 – FONZIE (?)
    ENTREE #4 – ROCK HUDSON; ROCK HOUNDS
    ENTREE #5 – KIRSTIE ALLEY; STRIKE
    ENTREE #6 – EDITH BUNKER; TIDY UP THE BUNKER
    ENTREE #7 – ARCHIE BUNKER; MEATHEAD; DINGBAT; MEAD, HEAT; BING, DAT
    ENTREE #8 – DOLLY PARTON; YODEL; NOT RAP
    ENTREE #9 – PAUL WARFIELD TIBBETS; TIDBITS, MORSELS
    ENTREE #10 MONOGRAM; MARGO, NOM
    DESSERT – BEHIND BARS (SAM MALONE); THE COURTS (MOSES MALONE). Alternates: THE COURTS (KARL MALONE); ON ICE (RYAN MALONE)

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  15. 7-4-23” 91 degrees here.
    Fay Wray May Fray Slice:
    Hose, Sweater??

    Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    The Egg man, Greg Van Mechelen- Bill Veek- baseball manager
    ENTREE #2

    ENTREE #3
    Six million dollar man.Steve Austin, Stone cold steve Austin
    Alt: McGyver- one and two.
    ENTREE #4
    ENTREE #5
    ENTREE #6
    Kristi Alley, Strike
    ENTREE #7 Meat Head, Heat Mead

    ENTREE #8
    Dolly Parton, Doey–Yodel
    ENTREE #9
    ENTREE #10

    Rhyme Zone Dessert:
    At Court- Karl Malone, Al Capone “Bugsy Malone”

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  16. The Schpuzzle was too confusing(even after seeing other explanations here earlier). For the entire cryptic recap, check Lego's official answer rundown.
    Menu
    Opposites Attract Hors d'Oeuvre
    SUBPAR, SUPERB
    Fay Wray May Fray Slice
    LEOTARDS+HOSE=LOOSE THREADS
    Entrees
    1. GREG VANMECHELEN, EGG MAN, (Bill)VEECK, HELEN(Wheels, from "Band On the Run", released in 1973)
    2. LOIS LANE("The Adventures of Superman"), SLOWEST LANE
    3. STEVE AUSTIN("The Six Million Dollar Man"), STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN(pro-wrestler...and that's the bottom line!)
    4. ROCK HUDSON, ROCK HOUNDS(slang for hobbyists who are into geology)
    5. KIRSTIE ALLEY, BOWLING ALLEY, STRIKE
    6. EDITH BUNKER("All in the Family"), TIDY UP THE BUNKER
    7. ARCHIE BUNKER(married to #6), MEATHEAD(Mike Stivic), HEAT, MEAD; DINGBAT, BING(Crosby), DAT
    8. DOLLY PARTON, YODEL, NOT RAP(she is putting out her first "rock" record ever, though!)
    9. ENOLA GAY TIBBETS, ALONE, TIDBITS, MORSELS, (Samuel F. B.)MORSE
    10. MONOGRAM, MARGO, NOM(French)
    Rhyme Zone Dessert
    BEHIND BARS(Sam Malone was the bartender on "Cheers", and gangster Al Capone served time in prison, eventually. Basketball players Moses and Karl Malone could usually be found on THE COURTS, while Capone had to be in court before being sent to prison.)
    BTW Fonzie was the first "cool" character I had thought of too, particularly since on the show they would literally talk about him being cool. I probably would not have even considered Steve Austin without the hint. Thanks for that, Lego!-pjbaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

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  17. SCHPUZZLE: 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 = 9 x 9 x 3 = 81 x 3 = 243, + 7 = 250; 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 = (16) SQUARED = 256, + 4 = 260.
    250 + 260 = 510 = 2 x 3 x 5 x 17.
    Thus, (3 to the 5th) plus (2 to the 8th) + 11 = 2 x 3 x 5 x 17. I’m sure this has nothing to do with whatever the solution is, but I had no idea, so I just played around with the arithmetic.

    HORS D’OEUVRE: ?

    SLICE: LEVIS/LEES/JEANS/DENIMS/WRANGLERS, T-SHIRT/UNDERSHIRT => ?

    ENTREES:

    1. GREG VANMECHELEN => EGG MAN/VEC/HELEN => EGG MAN; BILL VEECK; HELEN WHEELS

    2. CLARK KENT, BRUCE WAYNE, ARTHUR REED, GREEN HORNET, HARRY POTTER, JAMES BOND, MARY POPPINS, PADDINGTON BEAR, CHARLIE BROWN, ANNE SHIRLEY, EBENEEZER SCROOGE, BOB CRATCHIT, PETER PAN, SHERLOCK HOLMES, TOM SAWYER, HUCK FINN, DOROTHY GALE, COWARDLY LION, ????????

    3. MR. SPOCK?

    4.

    5. KIRSTIE ALLEY => STRIKE

    6. EDITH BUNKER => TIDY UP THE BUNKER

    7. ARCHIE BUNKER => MEATHEAD => HEAT MEAD; DINGBAT => BING [Crosby] & DAT [For That]

    8. DOLLY PARTON => DOELY => YODEL; NOT RAP

    9. ENOLA GAY TIBBETS => ALONE ; MORSELS => TIDBITS

    10. MONIKER => REKI & NOM

    DESSERT: HOTEL LEXINGTON in Chicago, IL

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  18. Having spotted the belated Hints, and having NOT looked at anyone else's solutions, here, at least, is the Slice answer:

    SLICE: LEOTARDS, HOSE => LOOSE THREADS

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  19. Likewise, the Hors D'O: SUBPAR => SUPERB

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  20. SCHPUZZLE: I didn't actually do the additions, but I suspect the answer is that the words "three to the eighth power"'s LETTER positions add up to 250, and likewise the "two to the eighth power" letter positions add to 260.

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  21. ENTREE #2: LOIS LANE => SLOWEST LANE

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  22. ENTREE #3: JAMIE SOMMERS? (The Bionic Woman)

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  23. ENTREE #4: ROCK HUDSON => ROCK HOUNDS

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  24. Speaking of truth: I can't believe I used the WRONG word in Entree 10, because the right word actually led to my own first name!

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  25. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:
    Schpuzzle of Week:
    Beth “rounds-up” extra math credit
    On her math test, Beth’s answers to “three to the fifth power” and “two to the eighth power” were 250 and 260.
    Mr. Powers, her teacher, was about to give her half-credit for at least rounding up the correct answers... But then, he noticed something, and gave Beth EXTRA credit for thinking outside the box. What did he notice?
    Answer:
    Even though, mathematically, two to the eighth power = 256 and three to the fifth power = 243, if you replace letters of "two to the eighth power" and "three to the fifth power" with their rank in the alphabet (A=1, B=2... Z=26), the sum of the letters in "three to the fifth power" is 250, and the sum of the letters in "two to the eighth power" is 260.
    two to the eighth power = 256
    three to the fifth power = 243

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  26. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:
    As Many Crosswords As Days In A Month Appetizer:
    Note: The filled-in grid to Patrick's 31st Cryptic Crossword Puzzle appears just above this week's Comments Section.
    ANSWERS:

    Across

    1. Select and remix one of Bowie’s hits(4,5)
    Let's Dance
    SELECTAND anagram
    6. Some cloudburst...or monsoon!(5)
    Storm
    hidden inside cloudburSTORMonsoon &lit.
    9. “Scandal” star runs into important politicians here(5,10)
    Kerry Washington
    RR(abbreviation for "run" twice)inside KEY+WASHINGTON
    10. Kills dead, with terrible noise(4,2)
    Does in
    D+NOISE anagram
    11. Certain football players with name in underwear?(8)
    Knickers
    N inside KICKERS
    13. Confused by lingo, her kind(10)
    Neighborly
    anagram
    14. They brought gifts with little imagination?(4)
    Magi
    hidden inside iMAGInation
    16. Keen part of playing a game(4)
    Gaga
    hidden inside playinGAGAme
    17. Holding or wearing robe?(10)
    Investment
    "IN VESTMENT"
    19. They ride off in force(5,3)
    Third Eye
    THEYRIDE anagram
    20. Eccentric writer’s back, shaking fist(6)
    Misfit
    I'M reversed plus FIST anagram
    23. Rock icon on album, one using drug rarely(4,2,1,4,4)
    Once In A Blue Moon
    ICONONALBUMONE anagram containing E(ecstasy)
    24. They can smell new flowers right off?(5)
    Noses
    N+ROSES-R
    25. Democrat put in quotes “what Alabama and Tennessee are”(3,6)
    Red State
    D inside RESTATES

    Down
    1. Popular on social media, perhaps(was dishonest, claiming “close to Facebook”?)(5)
    Liked
    LIED containing K
    2. Stranger rescuing critter has hard time escaping zoo(5-4,6)
    Three Ring Circus
    RESCUINGCRITTER anagram with H replacing T
    3. Drunk lady sure to go topless when the sun is up(8)
    Daylight
    LADY anagram plus RIGHT-R
    4. Biblical character’s drama involves ark, primarily(4)
    Noah
    NOH containing A
    5. Historical figure, quite a gas to be around, no?(5,5)
    Ethan Allen
    ETHANE containing ALL, plus N
    6. Philosopher might make a scene(6)
    Seneca
    ASCENE anagram
    7. Brando classic some watched in movie house, not about to resist hanging around(2,3,10)
    On the Waterfront
    CONFRONT-C(circa)containing W inside THEATER
    8. Something for a girl to wear---could be riskin’ it with a little more on?(9)
    Miniskirt
    M+RISKINIT anagram
    12. Tour I fancy, desperate to see local entertainment(6,4)
    County Fair
    TOURIFANCY anagram
    13. Can be worn to bed---good to have flimsy thing on?(9)
    Nightgown
    THING anagram plus G+OWN
    15. Turned up news interrupting broadcast---loud!(8)
    Strident
    DIRT reversed inside SENT
    18. Comic is bald, uses improvisation(2-4)
    Ad-Libs
    ISBALD anagram
    21. Sort of nuts about Eastern music(5)
    Tunes
    NUTS anagram containing E
    22. Charlie, silly old clown(4)
    Clod
    C(NATO alphabet abbreviation)+OLD anagram

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  27. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:

    MENU

    Opposites Attract Hors d’Oeuvre
    Tweak an adjective, make an antonym
    Move the third letter of an adjective to the end and change an “a” to and “e” to get an antonym of the adjective.
    What are these two adjectival antonyms?
    Answer:
    Subpar; Superb (SUBPAR=>SUPARB=>SUPERB)
    Move the third letter of an adjective to the end and change an "a" to and "e" to get an antonym of the adjective. What are these antonyms?
    Answer:
    Subpar; Superb

    Fay Wray May Fray Slice:
    Phrases regarding garb that frays
    Name two articles of clothing that may fray.
    Rearrange their combined letters to spell examples of that fraying, in two words.
    What are these articles of clothing and the examples of fraying?
    Answer:
    Leotards, hose; loose threads

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  28. This week's official answers for the record, part 4:

    Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices:
    Della is yella, Perry’s canary, Paul is just pale!
    Will Shortz’s June 25th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Greg VanMechelen of Berkeley, California, reads:
    Name a well-known TV character (5,6). Change the first letter of the first name to a Y and read it backward. You’ll get a synonym of the character's last name. Who is it?
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices read:
    ENTREE #1
    Name a well-known puzzle-maker (4,11). Delete the second letter of the first name and move the first letter to the end of the first name. Switch the first and fourth letters of the last name.
    The first six letters of the 14-letter result are someone John Lennon claimed to be in a song lyric. (He also claimed to be “The Walrus” in that song... but everyone knows that Craig Stadler, not John Lennon, is “The Walrus.”)
    The next three letters sound like a rhyme of “wreck,” which was the last word in the title of the autobiography of a baseball executive with a “double-e” in his surname: “______ as in Wreck.”
    The final five letters are the the first word in the title of a song penned by Lennon’s fellow Beatle who, after the Beatles’ demise, form a band called Paul McCartney and Wings. The song sounded like the nickname given by Paul and Linda McCartney to their Land Rover.
    Who is this puzzle-maker?
    Whom did Lennon claim to be?
    Who is the baseball executive?
    What is the title of McCartney’s “ode to a Land Rover?”
    Answer:
    Greg VanMechelen; the "Eggman"; Bill Veeck (sounds like "Wreck" and "Vec"); "Helen Wheels" ("Hell on wheels")
    GREG VANMECHELEN=>EGG VANMECHELEN=>EGG MAN VEC HELEN=>GREG VANMECHELEN=>GREG VANMECHELEN=>
    Note: In Entrees #2, #3, #4 and #5, Greg VanMechelen is riffing off his own “Della Street Alley” puzzle that was featured on NPR this past Sunday. Our gratitude to Greg (also known as “Ecoarchitect”) whose “Econfusions” feature appears regularly on Puzzleria!
    ENTREE #2
    Take the first and last name of a famous character from television and other media. To the first name add two alphabetically consecutive letters, one at the front and one at the back. The result will phonetically be where you don’t want to be during a traffic jam or while shopping at a grocery store. Who is the character and where don’t you want to be?
    ANSWER:
    Lois Lane, slowest lane
    ENTREE #3
    Name a well-known TV character from the 1970’s who was considered very cool. That was also the name of another TV personality in the 1990’s and 2000’s who was called even cooler.
    ANSWER:
    Steve Austin (name of the "The Six Million Dollar Man" portrayed by Lee Majors) and Steve Austin, the professional wrestler (I only knew this because an office mate had a knee replacement, I called him Steve Austin, and a younger person said "What's it got to do with wrestling?"
    ENTREE #4
    Name a well-known actor from the past, first and last name. Rearrange the letters in the last name and the result will describe a certain group of hobbyists. Who is the actor and who are the hobbyists?
    ANSWER: Rock Hudson and rock-hounds.
    Note: Ecoarchitect was inspired by a comment “Jaws” made on Blaine’s Blog on June 26 to compose the following riff of his NPR puzzle:
    ENTREE #5
    Name a well-known actress, seven letters first name, five letters last. The last name is the location for a certain sporting event. Remove a duplicate letter from the first name, rearrange, and the result will be what you'd like to score in that game.
    ANSWER:
    Kirstie Alley ("Cheers"; Bowling Alley), remove an "i" and rearrange to form "strike".

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  29. This week's official answers for the record, part 5:
    Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices, continued:
    ENTREE #6
    Name a well-known TV character (5,6). Remove the last letter of the first name, then change the first letter of the first name to a Y and read the result backward. You’ll get a transitive verb followed by the words “up the” and the character’s surname for what a conscientious duffer does after taking several strokes or making several divots while blasting his way out of a sand trap or deep rough embankment.
    Who is this character?
    What does a conscientious duffer do?
    Answer:
    Edith Bunker; Tidy up the bunker;
    ENTREE #7
    Name a well-known TV character (6,6) who used two-syllable derogatory nicknames to refer to his son-in-law and wife.
    Spoonerize the son-in-law’s nickname to get what some hosts do to a beverage before serving it, especially in winter months, and the name of one such beverage that is made of water and honey, malt, and yeast.
    Spoonerize the wife’s nickname to get the first name of a singer and a shortened form of a pronoun (substituting a “d” for the “th”) that he used in his recording of “Ol’ Man River,” as did Paul Robeson, using that shortened pronoun before the words “bale” and “barge” in the 1936 production of “Showboat.”
    Who is this TV character?
    What were the two derogatory nicknames?
    What is the beverage and what some host do to it before serving it?
    What is the first name of a singer and a shortened form of the pronoun?
    Answer:
    Archie Bunker ("All in the Family"); Meathead, Dingbat; Heat, mead; Bing (Crosby), "dat" (Tote dat barge! Lif' dat bale!")
    ENTREE #8
    Name a well-known country singer (5,6). Change either the third or fourth letter of the first name to an E and rearrange the result to spell what the singer did on a 1970 remake of a 1930 Jimmie Rodgers hit record.
    Now spell the singer’s surname backward and divide the result into two equal parts to describe, in a negative way, the genre of music this singer is known for.
    Who is the singer?
    What did the singer do on a 1970 remake of a 1930 record?
    What is the two-word negative description of the genre of music this singer is known for?
    Answer:
    Dolly Parton; yodel; Not Rap
    ENTREE #9
    Take the first and middle names of a person who is familiar to American historians. Spell the first name backward to form a word that might describe how a person might feel (at least during that period in history) — a person who would today be described by the middle name.
    Who is this person with whom American historians are familiar?
    Hint: Replace the third letter of this person’s surname with its mirror image and replace the second vowel with a duplicate of the first. The result is a seven-letter plural noun.
    Then take the surname of an inventor-painter who is also familiar to American historians. Add an “L” and “S” to the end to form a second seven-letter plural noun.
    These two nouns are synonyms.
    Answer:
    Enola Gay Tibbets
    Hint:
    Tibbets=>Tidbits; (Samuel) Morse+LS+> Morsels

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    This week's official answers for the record, part 6:
    Riffing Off Shortz And VanMechelen Slices, continued:
    ENTREE #10
    Take a three-syllable word associated with names. Spell it backwards. The result is a woman’s name, followed by a word that means “name” in a language that is not English.
    What is this three-syllable word?
    What are the woman’s name and the word that means “name.”
    Answer:
    Monogram; Margo, Nom (French for "name")


    Dessert Menu

    Rhyme Zone Dessert:
    What Malone & Capone had in common

    Name, in two words, where Capone and Malone both spent some time.
    Answer:
    Behind bars; (Al Capone in Atlanta and Alcatraz, and Sam Malone at "Cheers" and "Sam's Place.")

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    1. Cagers Moses and Karl Malone, of course, spent time on the court; Capone spent time in court.

      LegoWhoIsNowDone"HoldingCourt"ButIsMuchTooBushedToHeadToABar!

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  30. Here is the answer to the Schpuzzle. You add up the letters' positions in the alphabet.

    T+W+O+T+O+T+H+E+E+I+G+H+T+H+P+O+W+E+R=20+23+15+20+15+20+8+5+5+9+7+8+20+8+16+15+23+5+18=260
    T+H+R+E+E+T+O+T+H+E+F+I+F+T+H+P+O+W+E+R=20+8+18+5+5+20+15+20+8+5+6+9+6+20+8+16+15+23+5+18=250

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