“Come Pound Your Feat!” Weaponization and Pollutions; Reginald, Lester, Lowell & Harry; Breed of critter, brand of vittles; Blankety-blank-times-three; Jackson & John: Stonewall & Stall(worth)

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Reginald, Lester, Lowell & Harry

Reginald, Lester, Lowell and Harry are the first names on the birth certificates of four future groundbreaking musicians associated with rock ‘n’ roll. 

Two of the four men each retained his “birth-
certificate first name and surname” throughout his career and life. The other two each performed under first names and surnames that differed from that on his birth certificate. Two of these four musicians are still alive. 

Take the surnames that these four musicians used as performers.

What musical group do those four names suggest?

(Hint: Those four surnames appeared on the birth certificates of the members of the musical group in question.)

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Greg (or Ian?) Chant Appetizer:

“Come Pound Your Feat!”

There are many compound words in the language, made from two or more words or stems that combine to make a new word with a distinct meaning. Everyone within eyesight cannot bellyache otherwise. Stonewalls overcome cobwebs! 

This puzzle features eight compound words that are made from combinations never imagined by Merriam or Webster. Your task is to break them down and rebuild. Letter counts
are provided.

For example: Many will be _________ (9) this puzzle’s ___, __ ____ (3,2,4) cheers at the very least. 

ANSWER: Many will be ENDORSING this puzzle’s END, OR SING cheers at the very least. 

PUZZLES:

1.

When the out-of-shape man couldn’t find __________ (10) in his church he went to the gym to find an __ ________ (2,8).

2.

The editor acted more like a __________ (10) when she told the poet she needed her _____ ___ __ (5,3,2) she wouldn’t be published.

3.

After the disappointing pastrami sandwich the diner ___________ (11) how could the ____ __ _____ (4,2,5) so highly on Yelp?

4.

When their daughter’s grades started to flag, the parents decided to work ________ (8) __ ___ ___ (2,3,3) to study more.

5.

The pompous _______ (7) said “My ___ __ __ (3,2,2) important element of today’s culture.”

6. 

“Easy come easy go” is a favorite, ____________ (12).  As someone who is ___-____, _ ____ (3-4,1,4) myself with it naturally.

7.

In the privacy of my ___ _ ______ (3,1,6) my teeth after I was ruthlessly __________ (10).

8.

Worried about global climate change, activists try to ____ ___ _______ (4,3,7) in to understand what ______________ (14) of their past patterns will do.

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An Anagramatic Hors d’Oeuvre:

Blankety-blank-times-three

“When you are ____ ____, the head of ____, you ____ to assume a ____ ____!”

Anagram the combined twelve letters in the first three blanks to spell the words in the last
three blanks. 

All six words contain four letters.

Fill in the blanks.

A More Disastrous Slice:

Weaponization & “Pollutions”

Name a weapon and the pollution it produces.

Rearrange these eight letters to spell a more disastrous weapon and pollution it produces.

What are these two weapons and pair of “pollutions?”

Riffing Off Shortz, Picciotto And Kosman Entrees:

Jackson & John: Stonewall & Stall(worth)

Will Shortz’s March  30th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Henri Picciotto and Joshua Kosman, the creators of “Out of Left Field” cryptic crosswords, reads:

Think of a word meaning “delay.” Remove one W from it and you’ll be left with another word meaning “delay.” What words are these?

ENTREE #1

Name a pair of puzzle-makers, in 26 letters. Rearrange these letters to name two-word caption for Image A and a two-word caption for either Image B or for Image C. 

Now rearrange the 14 letters of something they created. 

The result is: 

A. what many athletes did (in two words ending in the word “out”) to Carl Yastrzemski (“Yaz”) in front of “the Green Monster,”  

B. a body part used in a sport that is not baseball (although the body part can be found
at the base of the body), and 

C. an instrument you might see and hear during halftime of that sport.

Who are these puzzle-makers?

What did they create?

What are these two captions?

The word that precedes “out,” the body part, and the instrument all begin with the same letter. What are those three words?

(Entrees # 2 through #7 were written by our friend Nodd. Our thanks to him.)

ENTREE #2

Think of a word meaning “delay.” 

Rearrange its letters to spell a word for a person or thing that does not delay, but does the opposite. 

What words are these?

(Hint: These words can also be rearranged to spell part of a common punishment in British colonies in North America in the late 1700s.)  

ENTREE #3

Think of a word that means “delay.” Change its last letter to a B. 

Rearrange to spell a word for where you might find yourself if you delay too much. 

What words are these?

(Hint: The second word is also a body part.)

ENTREE #4

Think of two two-word phrases meaning “delay” that have the same first word, but have
second words that are the opposites of one another. 

What phrases are these?

(Hint: Remove the first letter from one of the phrases and delete the space to get a word often applied to cheaters.)

ENTREE #5

Think of a word meaning “delay” and divide it into two equal parts. 

Each part can be rearranged to spell a different
word you might say if you wanted to delay or impede someone. 

What are these three words?

(Hint: The first half of the word meaning “delay” is what people do on Puzzleria! The second half is baked or fried.)

ENTREE #6

Think of a word for a method of delaying official action. 

Move its third letter to the sixth position and remove what are now the first three letters. You’ll be left with a word for what is frequently heard when this method of delay is used. 

What words are these?

(Hint: In D.C., the second word is also frequently heard even when the method of delay is not being used.)

ENTREE #7

Think of a word meaning “delay.” 

Remove the first and fifth letters and rearrange
to get a verb describing what is often necessary when solving puzzles. 

What words are these?

(Hint: The second word rhymes with a creator of mediocre puzzles.)

ENTREE #8

Remove an X from an adjective that describes people who are extremely uneasy, lacking peace of mind or worried... about satisfying an
obligation, for example. 

The letters that remain spell a plural word for examples of one such debt or obligation for which they may be responsible. 

What are this adjective and examples of such a debt?

ENTREE #9

Remove two C’s from a three-word phrase that means either:

1. an opinion offered on a topic under
discussion, or

2. a sum or object of very small value; practically nothing.

Transpose the first two letters of the result.

The final result is a two-word term that means “the excess of the value of assets over liabilities.”

What is the three-word phrase?

What is the two-word term that means “the excess of the value of assets over liabilities?”

ENTREE #10

Remove two C’s from an informal British term for “carjackings” or the plural form of “the act of breaking into a motor vehicle, taking it without owner’s  consent and driving it away.”

What is the result?

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Domestic Dessert:

Breed of critter, brand of vittles

Name a breed of domestic creature that is often a pet. 

Remove four letters, in order and nearly consecutive, that spell a brand of food this creature may eat. 

What remains is a word you can see in the text of this puzzle. 

What are this breed, brand and word you can see?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

Back in Black? Patrick’s “Back on Track!” Bio-logical fallacies; Purveyors providing provisions; Blue prince, bloop rinse, time table; “Huck & Jim, Paul & Babe, Nessie” “You’re allowed to mouth your smooth answer aloud!”

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Huck & Jim, Paul & Babe, “Nessie”

A. Remove the first syllable from the first word in the two-word name of a literary and legendary – and yet real – body of water.

B. Switch the two vowels of the result.

C. Place after this result, without leaving a space, a Romance-language translation of the kind of body of water that follows the name of the body of water. (For example, “River,” “Lake,” “Ocean” and “Strait,” in Spanish, would become “Río,” “Lago,” “Océano” and “Estrecho.”)  

The final result is a word for “something light, delicate, or insubstantial,” like cobwebs wafting in the air until settling softly upon earth.

Name this two-word body of water, Romance-Language translation of its second word, and the delicate, insubstantial thing.

For an example...

A. “Amazon River” becomes “azon.”

B. “azon” becomes “ozan”

C. “ozan” plus “río” becomes “ozanrío” (if we choose Spanish as our “Romance translation
language”).

D. If “ozanrio” were a word for “something light, delicate, or insubstantial,” like cobwebs wafting in the air and settling on earth, we would have solved the puzzle! Alas, “ozanrio” isn’t even a word!

But, what then is the solution?... 

A. the body of water minus its first syllable?

B. that truncated word with its vowels transposed?

C. that truncated, two-vowels-transposed word followed by the Romance-language translation of the type of body-of-water it is?

What is the two-word name of this body of water? 

What is the word for “something light, delicate, or insubstantial,” like cobwebs wafting in the air until settling softly upon earth?

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Great  Patrick J. “Berrier” Reef Appetizer:

Back in Black? Patrick’s “Back on Track!”

Let’s celebrate! 

Master Cryptic Crossword Crafter Patrick J. Berry is back with another of his mystifying mind-defying masterpieces! (It is Patrick’s 38th tricky cryptic stickler to grace the cyberpages of Puzzleria!)

Coincidentally and serendipitously, Will Shortz’s March 16th National Public Radio Puzzle Challenge involved an island.... and, so does Patrick’s crossword grid! The theme involves an island in the center of his 15-by-15-square puzzle grid... an “insular collection of squares” isolated from the “sea of squares” surrounding it. Granted, “no man may be an island...” but perhaps “men in a rock band” (see 16-Across) may be stranded (or are just vacationing or “hanging out”) on an island!

Indeed, one might assert that Patrick’s latest effort may be the best “themed cryptic crossword” ever composed...

Consider, for instance, Patrick’s 18 Across clues and 16 Down clues. Eight of these 34 clues allude to the answer to 16-Across (“Rock group in middle of puzzle...”). Those eight clues (along with Clue-Number-16-Across itself) adds up to 9 of the puzzle’s 34 clues (26.5%!), all contributing to the theme of the puzzle.

Patrick executes this theme masterfully.

You can access any of Patrick’s previous 37 cryptic crosswords by opening the links below:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 

26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37          

For those who may be new to cryptic crossword puzzles, Patrick has compiled the following list of basic cryptic crossword puzzle instructions:

Regarding the Across and Down clues and their format:

The number, or numbers, that appear in parentheses at the end of each clue indicate how many letters are in the answer. Multiple numbers in parentheses indicate how letters are distributed in multiple-word answers. 

For example, (6) simply indicates a six-letter
word like “island,” (4,4) indicates a four-letter and four-letter answer like “rock band,” and (4-7) indicates a four-letter and seven-letter hyphenated answer like “mind-defying.”

For further insight about how to decipher these numbered cryptic clues, see Patrick’s “Cryptic Crossword Tutorial” in this link to his November
2017 cryptic crossword. 

That Tutorial appears below the filled-in answer-grid in that edition of Puzzleria!

So, go ahead, “sea” if you can swim-solve your way past the “Great Patrick-J.-Berrier Reef" and onto his inner-island paradise!  

Enjoy!

(Note: When “16” appears in the text of a clue, it refers to the answer to the clue “16-Across.”) 

ACROSS

1. Top man in charge sort of changed
company(9)

6. Puzzle model(5)

9. Huge crush, we hear(5)

10. A fortune’s wasted to make movie(9)

11. Writer’s partner being blunt(6)

12. Department head’s heading back(5)

15. Hint? Hint left out(3)

16. Rock group in middle of puzzle: Cream?(2,3)

17. Somewhat patriotic group like 16(4)

19. Affleck’s first-run success!(4)

20. Feature of 16’s members—brave decision, primarily(5)

21. Wood residue(3)

25. Cook using right oven(5)

26. Blasphemy—thus, no BS?(6)

29. Baseball team getting away on ship out of spite?(9)

30. Close to admirer in love, looking for mail(5)

31. Spring: Guys discovered gal(5)

32. Nick’s got out some sexy pantyhose(9)

DOWN

1. Chat about latest scoop—that’s gossip(6)

2. Song by 16 man embracing karaoke ultimately performed with gals(5,10)

3. Fool—right off, our fool(6)

4. Sound of pig or duck—it comes from the pen(4)

5. Shut off song by 16(4)

6. More needs to be said about crude sweat marks in the comics(6)

7. 16 song for date in crowd, joint passed around—high? Not I!(5,7,3)

8. 16 song of fish possessing bad smell?(5,3)

13. State institution not hard for old Mexican(5)

14. Get on table(5)

18. 16 song for girl raised on farm(2,6)

22. Hit or failure to hit?(6)

23. Comment about book(6)

24. Tree, say, in country?(6)

27. 16 song for likable girls on vacation(4)

28. One keeping head down in part of Norway(4)

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Full Service Hors d’Oeuvre:

Purveyors providing provisions

Name a verb for what a purveyor of food may do to serve its customers. The first four letters of this verb name this purveyor. 

The last five letters spell what this purveyor may provide. 

What are this verb, purveyor and provision?

Q & A Slice:

Blue prince, bloop rinse, time table...

Your boss asks you:

“Can you complete the blueprints, comply with the timetable and meet the target dates I have scheduled regarding the municipal courthouse project?” 

Your reply is one of the words in her (or perhaps his) question... but only after adding a bit of punctuation and deleting three letters that spell something offensive. 

What is your answer?

Ripping Off Shortz And Asimov Entrees:

“Mouth your allowed smooth answer aloud!”

Will Shortz’s March 23rd NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle challenge, created by Dan Asimov of Berkeley, California, reads: 

In English the two-letter combination “th” can be pronounced in two different ways: once as in the word “booth,” the other as in “smooth.” What is the only common English word, other than “smooth,” that ends in the letters “th” as pronounced in smooth? 

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Asimov Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

Take the first names of an author of word puzzles and an author of science fiction who share a surname. The combined letters of these two first names can be rearranged to spell a north-of -the-border nation and a south-of-the-border affirmation.

The combined letters these two first names plus the common surname and can be rearranged to spell:

* the name of an Italian adventurer who – like “Lothario” and “Don Juan” – was pre-occupied, not with egos or superegos, but with the third division of the psyche;

*  the plural form of that third division of the psyche; and...

* because this Italian adventurer wrote his autobiography in French, the three-letter French noun he used to label himself vis-a-vis his relationship with many women whom he seduced and with whom he had sexual affairs.

What are the first names of  this author of word puzzles and an author of science fiction and the surname they share?

What are the north-of -the-border nation and a south-of-the-border affirmation?

Who is the Italian adventurer?

What are the plural form of the third division of the psyche and the three-letter French noun?

Note: Entrees #2 through #7 were nurtured within the nimble noggin of our friend Nodd. 

ENTREE #2

What six-letter word starting with S can be pronounced three ways, depending on the meaning intended and the location of the speaker? 

ENTREE #3

Name a five-letter word in which, if the last letter is removed, the new last letter becomes silent. 

Hint: If you take the first two letters of this word and follow them with a copy of the second letter, you will have a three-letter homophone of the four-letter word.

ENTREE #4

Name a five-letter noun that is an affectionate name for a pet but can also be an adjective describing something repugnant, depending on the pronunciation.

ENTREE #5

Name a four-letter word starting with M that changes from one to two syllables if an S is added at the end.

ENTREE #6

Name an eight-letter word that can be pronounced with either two or three syllables. 

The first four letters are in alphabetical order.

The last three letters are in reverse alphabetical order. 

The remaining letter is an R.

ENTREE #7

Name six words of nine, five, seven, six, eight, and five letters respectively, that can be pronounced two different ways depending on the intended meaning. 

The first letters of these six words, in order, spell a word for something that is relevant to pronunciation. 

What are these seven words? 

(Note: There may be multiple words that will work for some or all of the first six words. Any words of the correct lengths that spell the seventh word are acceptable.)

ENTREE #8

The gentleman pictured here is a politician.

The caption that goes with the picture is:

“Adam Tiogh holding a Ghoti!” Translate that sentence into something that makes sense.

Hint: “Adam,” spelled in reverse, in an acronym of “Make America Democratic Again!”

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Destructive Dessert:

Bio-logical fallacies

Say aloud the name of something destructive. 

The first half sounds like a part of a part of the upper body. 

The last four letters spell a part of a part of the arm. 

Three consecutive interior letters, in reverse, spell an occasional body part.  

What are this destructive thing and three body parts?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.