Friday, April 3, 2020

Political, professional & performing animals; “The unbearable lightness of Beijing” Keeping the hotel-owner happy; Pair of producers past and present; Women’s Wear Dai... Doubly Described

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Schpuzzle Of The Week:
Producers past and present


A producer produced something in the distant past.
A producer today is producing something else with the same name as what the person in the past produced. 
Both producers’ names begin with the same two letters in the same order.
Their third letters are adjacent in the alphabet, as are their fourth letters. 
Who are these two producers?
What did and do they produce?

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Just Try Beating These Conundrums Appetizer:
Political, performing & professional animals

🥁1. Think of an animal associated with a political stance. Reverse its letters and the result when spoken aloud will sound like a French 101 word that has no letters in common. Next, think of an animal associated with an opposing political stance. Drop the last letter and reverse what remains to get an acronym for a type of media service.
🥁2. Name a professional medical title in three letters, all consonants. Distribute three of the same vowel amongst these letters to name an animal.
🥁3. Name something you might see at a carnival, in two words, four and four letters. The two words share three letters which can form either the name of a carnival performance or a performing animal, and the two unique letters can form where a performer might have to go if they work without a net.
🥁4. Think of a word for “eats quickly” in five letters. Shift each letter six places later in the alphabet to name a hairstyle.


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Don’t Worry Be Happy Slice:
Keeping the hotel-owner happy 

Name something homeowners are not happy to see. It’s a two-syllable compound word. Split the word and then spoonerize its two parts. 
The result is what hotel-owner President Donald Trump might be happy to see as the role of Congressman Devin Nunes.
What are homeowners not happy to see?
What might Donald Trump be happy to see as Devin Nunes’s role?



Riffing Off Shortz And Nardo Slices:
“The unbearable lightness of Beijing”

Will Shortz’s March 29th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Raymond Nardo of Mineola, New York, reads:
Here’s an April Foolish puzzle. Think of a world capital. Drop the third and fourth letters, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state. What state is it?
Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Nardo Slices read:
ENTREE #1
Remove the first letter from a region in France to form the surname of a conductor and violinist associated with Philadelphia. 
Rearrange the letters in this surname to form the first name of a puzzle-maker. The letters in a pair of conjunctions that are often separated by a forward/slash can be rearranged  to form the puzzle-maker’s surname.
Who is this puzzle-maker?
What are the region in France and the surname of conductor and violinist associated with Philadelphia?
What are the two conjunctions?
Hint: The puzzle-maker’s screen name followed by his surname forms the first name of a “Renaissance Man” who actually lived up to the title.
ENTREE #2
Think of a world capital. Delete the third and fourth letters, keep the remaining letters in order and add two spaces. 
As a result you’ll have three words that follow the word “blind...” in a common idiomatic phrase. 
What is the world capital?
What is the idiomatic phrase?
ENTREE #3
Think of a noun that might be used as a category heading for lever, pulley, screw or wedge, for four examples. 
Drop the third and fourth letters and, keeping the remaining letters in order, you’ll name a state. 
What state is it?
ENTREE #4
Think of a word John Donne used in a poem about islands and tolling bells. 
Drop three consecutive interior letters and, keeping the remaining letters in order, you’ll name a state. 
What state is it?
ENTREE #5 
Name a word for blasphemy or desecration, for example, or for any transgression against religion. 
Drop four letters, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state. 
The four letters you drop can be arranged to form the first name of people surnamed Hubbell and Sagan. 
What state is it?
What is the word for blasphemy or desecration?
ENTREE #6
Think of a synonym of “bewilder.” 
Drop three consecutive letters that can be rearranged to form a word for someone celebrated in May, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state. 
What state is it?
ENTREE #7
Think of a sonnet by John Milton whose eight-word title is also the first line of the sonnet. But the sonnet is also popularly known by a three-word title that does not appear in the sonnet at all (although the second word does make an appearance). 
The third of those three title words is a nine-letter noun to which Milton alludes (but does not mention) in the sonnet. 
Drop four consecutive letters from the interior of this third word and, keeping the remaining letters in order, you’ll name a state. 
What state is it?


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Fashion Plate Dessert:
Women’s Wear Dai... Doubly Described 


Name something usually worn by women, in six letters. 
Two shorter words, that are spelled the same except for their final letter, often function as adjectives that describe this thing. 
What are these three words?
Note: One of the adjectives is a “less common spelling” of a one-letter-shorter adjective, according to Merriam-Webster.
Hint: An anagram of what is usually worn by women is an antonym of a word for pages of a book with numbers that are evenly divisible by two.

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50 comments:

  1. Thought I'd start things off this week.....I'd been happily careening through the Entrees, only to reach #7, which is where the fun ended! I've found two sonnets with eight-word titles, but no amount of Googling will yield a three-word alternate title for either of them (or for anything else)...so I'm stuck.

    I believe I have the Dessert, although I'm NOT completely sure about the two adjectives, since one of them has to have an 'alternate' spelling in order to meet requirements.

    No success on the Schpuzzle, as so often is the case...frankly, I have no idea how to even try....feels like there is not nearly enough info.

    I got two of the Conundrums (2 and 4), and #1 SEEMS like it should be easy. However, I can't turn either of the 'obvious' choices into what they need to be.

    Also I have, I think, part of #3, but simply can't figure out what the second four-letter word is....given that I must have the correct three-letter words, and their accompanying four-letter word.

    Oh, finally, I got AN answer for the Happy Slice, however, I simply do not understand why the resultant answer makes any sense. End of report!

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    1. ViolinTeddy,
      You have solved the Dessert. Congratulations.
      I have just now, thanks to you, added the following clarifying note to the text of the Dessert:
      Note: One of the adjectives is a “less common spelling” of a one-letter-shorter adjective, according to Merriam-Webster.
      An early Hint to Entree #7:
      The sonnet was penned in 1655.

      LegoObservesThatEvenThoughJohnMiltonWasVisuallyChallengedHeWasNotLimitedLiterarily!

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    2. Perhaps you won't believe this, but somehow I had been looking up JOHN DONNE, instead of MIlton. NO wonder nothing worked. On to try using the correct last name!

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    3. Somehow, part of my post disappeared...I had put in an 'ekes', and the fact that John DONNE was in Entree #4, which must be why my poor brain didn't read Entree #7 correctly. Geesh...

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    4. OKay, that was easy enough. Come to think of it, I now recall indeed having Googled the correct sonnet, but THEN somehow switched to Donne. Had I seen the three-word alternate title that first time, I wouldn't have gone off looking under the wrong author! I can only shake my head.

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  2. Forgoing my usual style in writing my first comment of the week, I'm going to instead begin with yet another original song parody about our current situation. Please enjoy.
    STUCK IN THE HOUSE, ME AND YOU
    (Sung to the tune of "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel)
    Well I don't know what we're doin' tonight,
    I got the feelin' it won't be outside.
    I'm so bored I guess I no longer care,
    Nothin's open, we can't go anywhere.
    Trapped here indefinitely, cooped up day and night,
    Here we are, stuck in the house, me and you.
    Yeah, we're stuck in the house, me and you,
    And we're runnin' out of things we could do.
    It's so hard to keep from touchin' my face,
    And I've walked through every room in the place.
    Global emergency, it just don't seem right,
    Here we are, stuck in the house, me and you.
    Well, it started back in China,
    Some guy's eatin' bat soup in Wuhan.
    Now our friends won't come a-callin',
    Scared each time we cough or we snee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeze.
    Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease!
    Tried to find TP at the mall,
    But I can see there's no TP at all.
    Tryin' to stay six feet apart is a bore,
    I don't think that I can take anymore!
    Seems an eternity, just no end in sight,
    Here we are, stuck in the house, me and you.
    Well, it started back in China,
    Now we're constantly washin' our hands.
    And our friends, with the same problem,
    Make up shut-in activi-tie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies,
    Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease!
    Well, we've tried to clean the place up just right,
    While we're trapped due to this pandemic plight.
    Cancelled plans, I guess they're up in the air,
    Guess I'll just go to the window and stare.
    Must end eventually...Hey, is that daylight?
    I'll be damned! Stuck in the house, me and you.
    Yeah, we're stuck in the house, me and you.
    Stuck in the house, me and you.
    (I must say, I'm sick of lookin' at you!)
    (apologies to Gerry Rafferty And Joe Egan)
    And now that I've lightened the mood here(hopefully), I will announce my current results with this week's offerings:
    I only have Conundrums #3 and #4(And I'm not entirely sure about #3, since I've never seen one of these at a carnival myself. Tough ones this week!), all of the Entrees, and I know the thing women wear in the Dessert, but I can't find the adjectives to describe it. I also agree with VT that the Schpuzzle sounds way too vague. Are these show biz producers, or is this another type of "producer" altogether? I already know you did the same thing in the Entrees as they did in this past week's Sunday Puzzle with the word "state". Of course, I won't reveal which are of a set of 50 and which aren't. Everyone else will have to figure it out for themselves. Naturally, I look forward to some good hints along the way from Lego. Mom and I are making it all right under the circumstances. Good Lord willing we won't have to end up eating every last thing in our fridge and our freezer to survive. Lately we've been having meals provided by Home Chef, as well as some different brand that's cheaper(so Mom says), whose name escapes me for the moment. I've done my other regular Friday night puzzles and listened to the "all new at-home version" of Ask Me Another. Good luck and good solving to all, and let's all stay safe in these uncertain times. Cranberry out!





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    1. Great "revised" Stealers Wheel lyrics, cranberry.
      Bravo! (Also enjoyed your George Harrison "Crackerbox Palace" parody over on Blaine's blog.)
      Here is an early hint for the Schpuzzle:
      The product from the distant past was a creation... like Shakespeare's Othello, for instance.
      The product produced today, on the other hand, is a manufactured product.

      LegoStruckOnTheNoodleAsABabyAndSoNowIsATadTetched

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    2. Over at Word Woman's PEOTS blog, Jan posted this NY Times article link. I noted "Stuck In The Middle With You" was particularly apt.

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  3. Just found out Bill Withers, the singer whose hits include "Ain't No Sunshine", "Use Me", "Lovely Day", "Lean On Me", and "Just The Two Of Us"(with Grover Washington, Jr.), has died at the age of 81. So far during this difficult time in our world, Withers and Kenny Rogers, two great singing legends, have both passed away, but thank God neither were COVID-19-related. I could be wrong, though. So far no one's said the pandemic had anything to do with either passing, but if it did I'm sure we'll all find out eventually. RIP Kenny and Bill
    pjbSaysLovelyDayIsHisFavoriteBillWithersSongEvenBetterThanUseMe

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    1. cranberry,
      "Lovely Day" is a great Bill Withers song, very uplifting... it's kind of like the other side of the "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" coin.
      But "Lovely Day" is my second favorite Withers song.
      I've always been partial to a very deep cut off his fourth album. Its title is "Hello Like Before."

      LegoAddsThatBillWither'sOwnFavoriteSongWasAlsoJustWonderful

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  4. Hello, all -- hope all are well.
    So far, have Conundrums 1,3,4 and Entrées #1-5.

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    1. Yes, geofan. I pray we can all stay healthy and safe at home.
      I'll muster up puzzle hints and post them in a few hours or so.

      LegoNotesThatPuzzlesCanBeContagious(ButNotInABadWay)

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    2. Since then, also got Conundrum 2 and Entrée #6.

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  5. Got all the Entrees, interesting that two are related, won't say which.

    Got half the Appetizer Conundrums; #4 may be appropriate for Lego, though I've never seen him.

    May I offer 2 riffs on Appetizer #2? (too late, I won't wait for you to answer):

    2.2) Name a professional medical title in three letters, all consonants. Distribute three of the same vowel among these letters to name a well-known place to land.

    2.3) Name a professional medical title in three letters, all consonants. Alternate those 3 letters with the 3 initials of a professional organization and the result will be a well-known name brand.

    We stand together in isolation!

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    1. eco,
      It seems that these riffs ought to be easy, but I admit I am struggling with them. I can find only a few handfuls of 3-letter professional medical titles, so that one shouldn't be that tough. (Am I correct in assuming the "well-known place to land" is an airport?)
      But there are really lots of 3-letter professional organizations.
      "So anything you could do to help would be... very helpful.
      Thank you, oh eco.

      LegoInNeedOfSolvation

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    2. In these dark times it brings me incredible joy to torment you and Cranberry. Saddest and Sadist are just the long and short of it.

      2.2 "Well-known place to land" is a somewhat deceitful phrase, but the other options were giveaways. Airport does no consist of the same vowel, and is 7 letters, not 6. My hint is that it's known for just one landing.

      2.3 The medical title is very well known to everyone, someone we have all seen. The professional organization is one that is better known to me than to most, though I am not a member.

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    3. You will be overjoyed to know I am still flummoxed, eco.
      Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger "landed" one time on the Hudson River. The Eagle landed once on Tranquility Base.

      LegoWhoGladlySuffersExcruciatingTormentAsLongAsItBringsIncredibleJoyToTheLikesOfecoarchitect

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    4. Right concept, wrong time frame. That ship sailed long ago.

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    7. It's hard for me to know when a clue is useful or just snarky, or a little of each. So here are some others:
      2.2 Was a landing event from a story virtually every person in the Western World has heard of, and yet despite numerous attempts people debate whether it happened. As far as I know there is no hard evidence.

      2.3 You should see this medical person twice per year, whether you are male or female, young or old. Or somewhere in between on all counts.

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    8. It's important to be committed to your profession.

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    9. Ooh, eco, I just solved your second puzzle. ; o )

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    10. Way to be vague on the second one, eco. The first one's about the moon landing, right? What six-letter word has to do with that?

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    11. I thought twice a year was a giveaway. Most people only see one type of medical practitioner twice per year.

      I mentioned earlier that the place has only had one famous landing, and that it was long ago, and only known through a story. I think that eliminates the moon, yes?

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    12. Are we talking about Roswell, NM here?

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    13. Your sense of time is vastly different than mine. Columbus landing in the Western Hemisphere was not that long ago.

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    14. Finally! I solved both of ecoarchitect's terrific riffs on Mathew's Appetizer #2.
      Here are hints:
      2.2) Solving this puzzle may require some arcane antediluvian knowledge... or ought that be postdiluvian knowledge?
      2.3) So, you wouldn't ever stoop to buy a product not imprinted with this designer brand logo... Well, la-di-da!

      LegoWhoseBrandFeaturesALogoDesignedByKindergartnersWithCrayons!

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    15. Thanks, lego, for diluvering the key to 2.2.

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    16. ADIDAS (I would never insinuate that eco ought to be institutionalized...that would be snarky.
      ARARAT

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  6. So altogether, that makes three puzzles involving medical titles that I can't get. Thanks, eco!

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    1. cranberry,
      Both Mathew Huffman and ecoarchitect are excellent puzzle-makers. I am often stumped by their very clever puzzles!
      I wish to thank eco for posting these two riff-offs of Mathew's Conundrum #2 here. The more mystery the merrier!
      Thanks also to eco, in his earlier post, for providing links to Word Woman's wonderful PEOTS blog, where the brilliant comment-poster jan has been a regular participant since that blog's inception back in 2013!

      LegoWhoBelievesThat"ChannelingSDB"IsJustFineAlthough"Chuting"WithHimCouldGetABitHairy

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  7. Sunday hints:

    Schpuzzle:
    Spell the product backward. The first six letters of the result are something positive Nick, Roger or Richard might have said to a "Crazy Diamond" of a bandmate back in the mid-1960s.

    Conundrums:
    1. Not an elephant and donkey... think more Vietnam era.
    2. Replace the last letter of the animal with three letters and insert a space to name an Oscar-winning actor .
    3. It is a "carnival" in the sense of a "a traveling amusement show, having sideshows, rides, etc."
    The "something you might see at a carnival, in two words" would be a sight for hungry eyes. It looks something like this.
    4. The word for "eats quickly" is often follwed by "down."
    The hairstyle was sported by a child star who retired from moviemaking at age 21.

    Don’t Worry Be Happy Slice:
    What homeowners are not happy to see is seen, in cartoons at least, in the wainscotting.

    Riffing Off Shortz And Nardo Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    The conductor got his start in the Twin Cities.
    ENTREE #2
    The third and fourth letters that are dropped are the "chemical symbol" for the planet that is being deleted in the accompanying image.
    ENTREE #3
    The word that might be used as a category for lever, pulley, screw or wedge was "Big" and "Red" in Cincnnati in the 1970s.
    ENTREE #4
    The seven-letter word John Donne used in a poem about islands and tolling bells can be defined as "the totality of human beijings... I mean beings!"
    ENTREE #5
    ...of Leningrad from 1941 to 1944, ...of Sarajevo from 1992 to 1996, ...of Vicksburg from 1862 to 1863...
    ENTREE #6
    The accompanying image belonged to Emmett Lathrop Brown.
    ENTREE #7
    This "third word" was "sweet" in a song penned by Laura Nyro.

    Fashion Plate Dessert:
    One adjective also applies to shoes, the othe also applies to some veils.

    LegoWhoBeievesThatAStonedSoulPicnicOughtToBeHeldOnGrass

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    1. I thought I had posted sometime last night, that I had finally solved the Schpuzzle. But I see no such post now...I wonder where in heck it went? This blog sometimes mystifies me!

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    2. Yes, mystification is kind of the idea of the blog, though, right?

      LegoWhoSeriouslyThoughApologizesToViolinTeddyForTheVanishmentOfHerAlwaysExcellentComments

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  8. I know you're talking about Pink Floyd in the Schpuzzle, but "Shine On" has seven letters.

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    1. cranberry,
      The guy who really originated this band actually was the "Crazy Diamond" alluded to in the song. All you really need is his first name (I know you know it) preceded by a common affirmative word. Spell that mess backward and you've got almost 86% of the product.

      LegoAsksYouToPutThatInYourPipeOpenTheGateThenGrinAndBarrett

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    2. Indeed! I never would have thought that far back, otherwise.

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  9. SCHPUZZLE: ODYSSEY, the car, by HONDA & ODYSSEY, the book, by HOMER

    CONUNDRUMS:

    1. HAWK => QUOI; DOVE => VOD [Video on Demand]

    2. LPC (Licensed Professional Counselor) => ALPACA; ECO'S RIFF #2: D.D.S. & AIA => ADIDAS; RIFF #1: R.R.T. & 3 A's => ARARAT

    3. CATE? CART minus E.R. => ACT & CAT

    4. WOLFS => CURLS

    HAPPY SLICE: COCKROACH => ROCK COACH [Although I don't get it]

    ENTREES:

    1. NORMANDY => [Eugene] ORMANDY => RAYMOND; AND/OR => NARDO; Hint: LEONARDO

    2. ASHGABAT minus 'HG', Turkmenistan => Blind AS A BAT

    3. MACHINE minus 'CH' => MAINE

    4. MANKIND minus 'ANK' => MIND (state of)2 and 5

    5. SACRILEGE minus 'CARL' => SIEGE

    6. FLUMMOX minus 'MOM' => FLUX

    7. [ON HIS] BLINDNESS => BLISS (state of)

    DESSERT: CORSET [Hint: RECTOS]; LACED & LACEY

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  10. HOMER, HONDA, ODYSSEY [Yes, Syd (Barrett)]
    HAWK > KWAH > QUOI / DOVE > VOD (Video On Demand)
    LPC (Licensed Professional Counselor) > ALPACA
    TACO CART / ACT; CAT; O.R. (operating room)
    WOLFS > CURLY
    MOUSEHOLE > HOUSE MOLE
    NORMANDY > (Eugene) ORMANDY > RAYMOND NARDO (AND/OR) [LEONARDO]
    ASHGABAT (Turkmenistan) > AS A BAT
    MACHINE > MAINE
    MANKIND > MIND
    SACRILEGE > SIEGE (CARL)
    I think I had ENTREE #6 a few days ago, but neglected to write it down; pretty sure the three "dropped" letters are VET, in some order. I'll probably smack myself in the forehead when the answer is posted.
    WHEN I CONSIDER HOW MY LIGHT IS SPENT, aka ON HIS BLINDNESS > BLISS
    CORSET {RECTOS anagram} / LACED; LACEY

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    1. Hmm...maybe I didn't have ENTREE #6 after all.

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  11. Schpuzzle
    ODYSSEY, HOMER, HONDA
    Appetizer Menu
    1. HAWK, DOVE, QUOI, VOD(Video On Demand)
    2. LPC(Licensed Professional Counselor), ALPACA
    3. TACO CART, ACT, CAT, OR(Operating Room)
    4. WOLFS, CURLY
    Riffs
    1. RRT(Registered Respiratory Therapist), (Mount)ARARAT
    2. DDS(Doctor of Dental Surgery), ADIDAS, AIA(Archaeological Institute of America, American Institute of Architects, Aerospace Industries Association, etc.)
    Menu
    MOUSEHOLE, HOUSE MOLE
    Entrees
    1. (Eugene)ORMANDY, NORMANDY, RAYMOND NARDO
    2. ASHGABAT(Turkmenistan), "AS A BAT"
    3. MACHINE, MAINE
    4. MANKIND, MIND
    5. SACRILEGE(CARL, SIEGE)
    6. FLUMMOX(MOM, FLUX)
    7. "WHEN I CONSIDER HOW MY LIGHT IS SPENT"("ON HIS BLINDNESS", BLISS)
    Dessert
    CORSET(RECTOS), LACED, LACEY
    ROCK COACH seems more like another way to say "music teacher" in a cryptic clue:
    Bug music teacher, according to Spooner?(9)-pjb

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  12. Schpuzzle:

    Conundrums
    #1: HAWK, DOVE => WAH (voi), VOD (video on demand)
    #2: LPC (Licensed Professional Counselor)+ A A A => ALPACA
    #3: TACO CART, ACT, CAT, OR
    #4: WOLFS, CURLS (we have seen this one before?)

    Don't Worry Be Happy Slice:

    Entrées
    #1: NORMANDY, ORMANDY, RAYMOND; NARDO => AND/OR
    #2: ASGHABAT – GH => (blind) AS A BAT
    #3: MACHINE – CH => MAINE
    #4: MANKIND – ANK => MIND
    #5: SACRILEGE – ACRL (Carl) => SIEGE
    #6: FLUMMOX – MOM (Mother's Day) => FLUX
    #7: VENGEANCE =>

    Dessert:

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  13. Sorry, did not have as much time to work this week on puzzles as I would have liked. Was writing friends in German and Russian- friends that I may not see again face-to-face.

    Next week - should have more time for puzzles. Also look for new submission to Lego from me.
    geofan/Ken

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    1. geofan,
      It is possible that the WOLF/CURLS Conundrum is a repeat. My method of managing Mathew's extensive file of conundrums leaves much to be desired.
      Nothing better than writing friends... (especially in Russian and German!)
      I look forward greatly to your puzzle submission, Ken. (In English, please, not German or Russian!)
      Please stay well!

      LegoSincerely

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  14. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:

    Schpuzzle Of The Week:
    Producers past and present

    A producer produced something in the distant past.
    A producer today is producing something else with the same name as what the person in the past produced. Both producers’ names begin with the same two letters in the same order.
    Their third letters are adjacent in the alphabet, as are their fourth letters.
    Who are these two producers?
    What did and do they produce?
    Answer:
    Homer, (produced the "Odyssey"); Honda (still produces the Odyssey)

    Appetizer Menu

    Just Try Beating These Conundrums:
    Political, professional & performing animals

    1. Think of an animal associated with a political stance. Reverse its letters and the result when spoken aloud will sound like a French 101 word that has no letters in common. Next, think of an animal associated with an opposing political stance. Drop the last letter and reverse what remains to get an acronym for a type of media service.
    Answer:
    HAWK, QUOI; DOVE, VIDEO ON DEMAND
    2. Name a professional medical title in three letters, all consonants. Distribute three of the same vowel amongst these letters to name an animal.
    Answer:
    LPC (Licensed Professional Counselor), ALPACA
    3. Name something you might see at a carnival, in two words, four and four letters. The two words share three letters which can form either the name of a carnival performance or a performing animal, and the two unique letters can form where a performer might have to go if they work without a net.
    Answer:
    TACO CART, ACT/CAT, OR (operating room)
    4. Think of a word for "eats quickly" in five letters. Shift each letter six places later in the alphabet to name a hairstyle.
    Answer:
    WOLFS, CURLY

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    Keeping the hotel-owner happy

    Name something homeowners are not happy to see; it’s a two-syllable compound word. Split, and then then spoonerize, the two parts of the word. The result is what hotel-owner President Donald Trump might be happy to see as the role of Congressman Devin Nunes.
    What are homeowners not happy to see?
    What might Donald Trump be happy to see as Devin Nunes’s role?
    Answer:
    Mousehole; House mole

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  15. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:

    Riffing Off Shortz And Nardo Slices:
    “The unbearable lightness of Beijing”

    Will Shortz’s March 29th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Raymond Nardo of Mineola, New York, reads:
    Here’s an April Foolish puzzle. Think of a world capital. Drop the third and fourth letters, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state. What state is it?
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Nardo Slices read:
    ENTREE #1
    Remove the first letter from a region in France to form the surname of conductor and violinist associated with Philadelphia. Rearrange the letters in this surname to form the first name of a puzzle-maker. The letters in a pair of conjunctions that are often separated by a forward/slash can be rearranged to form the puzzle-maker’s surname.
    Who is this puzzle-maker?
    What are the region in France and the surname of conductor and violinist associated with Philadelphia?
    What are the two conjunctions?
    Hint: The puzzle-maker’s screen name followed by his surname forms the first name of a “Renaissance Man” who actually lived up to the title.
    Answer:
    Raymond Nardo; Normandy; (Eugene) Ormandy; and/or
    Hint: Leo (screen name) + Nardo = Leonardo (da Vinci)
    ENTREE #2
    Think of a world capital. Drop the third and fourth letters, keep the remaining letters in order and add two spaces. As a result you’ll have three words that follow the words “as blind...” in a common idiomatic phrase.
    What world capital is it?
    What idiomatic phrase is it?
    Answer:
    Ashgabat, (Turkmenistan)
    "(as blind) as a bat"
    ENTREE #3
    Think of a word that might be used as a category for lever, pulley, screw or wedge, for four examples. Drop the third and fourth letters, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state. What state is it?
    Answer:
    Maine;
    The lever, wheel and axle, pulley, screw, wedge, and inclined plane can each be categorized as a simple machine.
    ENTREE #4
    Think of a seven-letter word John Donne used in a poem about islands and tolling bells. Drop three consecutive interior letters and, keeping the remaining letters in order, you’ll name a state.
    What state is it?
    Answer: a state of mind; Mankind
    ENTREE #5
    Name a word for blasphemy or desecration, for example, or for any transgression against religious virtue. Drop four letters, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state.
    The four letters you drop can be arranged to form the first name of people surnamed Hubbell and Sagan.
    What state is it?
    What is the word for blasphemy or desecration?
    Answer: Siege; Sacrilege;
    SACRILEGE - CARL = SIEGE
    ENTREE #6
    Think of a synonym of “bewilder.” Drop three consecutive letters that can be rearranged to form someone celebrated in May, and keeping the remaining letters in order you’ll name a state.
    What state is it?
    Answer:
    Flux; (FLUMMOX - MMO (Mom is clebrated on Mother's Day) = FLUX
    ENTREE #7
    Think of a sonnet by John Milton whose 8-word title is also the first line of the sonnet. But the sonnet is also popularly known by a three-word title that does not appear in the sonnet at all (although the second word does make an appearance).
    The third of those three title words is a nine-letter noun to which Milton alludes (but does not mention) in the sonnet.
    Drop four consecutive letters from the interior of this third word and, keeping the remaining letters in order, you’ll name a state.
    What state is it?
    Answer:
    Bliss; BLINDNESS - NDNE = BLISS

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  16. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:

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    Name something usually worn by women, in six letters.
    Two shorter words, that are spelled the same except for their final letter, often function as adjectives that describe this thing. What are these three words?
    Note: One of the adjectives is a “less common spelling” of a one-letter-shorter adjective, according to Merriam-Webster.
    Hint: An anagram of what is usually worn by women is an antonym of a word for pages of a book with numbers that are evenly divisible by two.
    Answer:
    Corset; Lacey, Laced
    Hint: "Corset" is an anagram of "rectos," which is an antonym of "versos," the left-hand, even-numbered pages in a book. (Rectos are right-hand, odd numbered pages.")

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