Thursday, December 7, 2023

Sitcoms, Sajak, Singers, Synonyms & States; “FHLMNQRSX and always Y” “Little Red Riding Hood in Hose” Beanbag? horseshoe? ring? toss; Hitter ROT 10 = Pitcher; Red-letter lessons from the Maestro

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Red-letter lessons from the Maestro

Slightly paraphrase part of an instruction given by Jesus in the Bible. 

For example, in John 21:17 Jesus says to Peter, “Feed my sheep.” A slight paraphrase of that instruction might be, “Feed these sheep.”

Remove the spaces in this instruction to spell a musical instrument. 

What is this biblical instruction? 

What is this musical instrument?

Hint: The slight paraphrasing of the instruction involves replacing a definite article (“the”) with the indefinite article (“a”). 

Appetizer Menu

“Wheel of Fortitude & Tortitude” Appetizer:

Sitcoms, Sajak, Singers, Synonyms & States

Unique, consecutive, leftover letters

1. Name a profession whose name consists of ten unique letters. Three of these letters are consecutive letters from early in the alphabet, while four of these letters are consecutive letters from around the middle of the alphabet. 

Rearrange the three leftover letters to spell the first name of an actress who is best known for one sitcom, but also starred or costarred in several other sitcoms. 

What is the profession? Who is the actress? 

“Is there an ‘S’, Pat?”

2. As you may know, this is Pat Sajak’s last season on “Wheel of Fortune.” 

Throughout the years, Pat has interacted with many “interesting” contestants: ones that were too loud, ones that made too many dumb mistakes, ones that were too weird — you name it! 

If Pat were to take revenge, he may very well impose the following massive puzzle on his contestants. 

The “Wheel of Fortune” stage has been updated to include a special button to flip through all four boards of data. 

Pat mentions that all of the songs are Top 20 songs, with the exception of song #10, which was a Top 30 song. 

The oldest song is song #7, while song #1 is the newest. 

Now let’s pretend you are a contestant on the show. You guess an “S.” 

Vanna White has revealed all of the “S”s in the puzzle. Can you guess all ten song titles? 

Note: The numbers listed in the images are simply meant to delineate between the songs, and have no relevance otherwise. 

Several song titles are associated with several different songs.

Brit band’s big hit

3. Name a British band who was popular in the 1970s. The band’s name contains nine letters, with no repeated letters. Seven of the first nine letters of the alphabet may be found within the band’s name. 

Now name a singer. This singer had one fairly large hit in the 1960s and a bigger hit in the 1970s. The singer’s first and last names combined contain nine letters with no repeated letters. Six of the first nine letters of the alphabet are found within the singer’s name. These six letters are also found in the band’s name. 

Take the first letter of the title of the singer’s biggest hit, and combine that with the last two letters of the title. 

You’ll have a common word. If you take the first letter of the singer’s name, and combine that with the last two letters of the singer’s name, you’ll get the same word. 

That word is the first word in the lyrics of the song. The first three words in the lyrics are the title of the British band’s biggest American hit. 

Who is the band? Who is the singer? What is the singer’s biggest hit? What is the common word? What is the band’s biggest American hit? 

“Product creation clones”

4. Name a nine-letter word that has four consecutive consonants and only two vowels. 

The word describes someone who participates in the product creation process. 

Now change the first letter to the letter that follows it in the alphabet. 

You’ll have a word that also describes someone who participates in the product
creation process. 

What are the two words?  

Singular synonyms

5. Name two singular nouns that are synonyms. Both words have four consonants in a row and contain only two vowels. One word has ten letters and the other has nine letters. They start with different letters. 

What are the words?   

Sister cities?

6. Take the first five letters of a U.S. state and the first five letters of its capital. Rearrange these ten letters to produce a word relating to forgiveness. 

The third, first, eighth, tenth, and seventh letters of this word spell a professional athlete
who plays in the state. 

Place the athlete before the first five letters of the U.S. state and you’ll have a city located in a different state. 

What is the state and its capital? What is the word relating to forgiveness? Who is the athlete? What is the city?

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Professional Hors d’Oeuvre:

Beanbag? horseshoe? ring? toss

Name an eleven-letter profession. 

Change its first letter to to a C. Divide the result in two to form a piece of sports equipment that is tossed, and an Olympic athlete. 

What are this profession, sports equipment and athlete?

Vowelless Slice:

“FHLMNQRSX and always Y”

Besides being consonants — only sometimes, of course, in the case of Y — what else do all ten of the following letters have in common?

F H L M N Q R S X Y

Riffing Off Shortz Slices:

“Little Red Riding Hood in Hose”

Will Shortz’s December 3rd NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:

A muffler is part of an automobile. It’s also the name of something you can wear.Think of two other parts of automobiles that are also things you can wear. These two words have the same number of letters and the same first two letters in the same order.

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a five-letter part of an automobile that is also the name of something you can wear. Change the third letter, a vowel, to a different
vowel to spell a part of an automobile that is also a word for the part of a hair that is visible above the surface of the skin.

What are these two automobile parts?

Note: The following riff was composed and contributed by a very valued friend of Puzzleria!

ENTREE #2

Name a cover and a container that are customarily found on opposite extremes of an item that can be seen any time of day in Greenwich, United Kingdom.

Both start with the same two letters in the same order. Both words are also items of apparel.

ENTREE #3

Name a part of an automobile that can also be found in a house, in two words totaling fourteen letters. Add a fifteenth letter someplace. The result is a part of a body and what you might apply to it.

What is this automobile part? What is the part of a body and what you might apply to it?

ENTREE #4

Name an abbreviation for a setup or structure that helps to stop an automobile. These uppercase letters also spell a tough rigid plastic used especially for automobile parts and building materials. These letters, in lowercase, spell a word for abdominal muscles.

What are this structure, rigid plastic and abdominal muscles?

ENTREE #5

Name an upper interior part of a car that gets moist after you fill your car with gas, in two words of four and three letters.  It’s also the name of something you can wear. These two words start with the same letter.

What are this interior part of a car and this wearable?

ENTREE #6

Think of parts of automobiles that are also articles of clothing worn by males, in six letters. The singular form of this word is also a part of the body. 

Three consecutive interior letters of this word are the last three letters of a four-letter word for what all car parts eventually become.

What are these things males wear?

What do all car parts eventually become?

Blue clue: The four-letter word for what all car parts eventually become is also a slang term for what the clothing conceals.

ENTREE #7

Think of two plural parts of automobiles that are also pairs of footwear, in five letters each.

What are these automobile parts that are also footwear?

ENTREE #8

Think of a synonym of “automobile,” a kind of automobile and three parts of automobiles. 

One of these three parts has threads. The other two of these three parts are spelled the same but are different parts – one that is eccentric, the other which is a safety feature. All five words have the same number of letters and the same first two letters in the same order. What are they?

ENTREE #9

An eight-letter automobile part promotes safety and comfort. Divide it in half. The first half is a body part. Change the first letter of the second half to a “w”. The result is what you should do if you are driving from Baltimore to San Francisco.

What is this part?

What you should do if you are driving from Baltimore to San Francisco?

ENTREE #10

Think of a feature, a seven-letter compound word, on the upper-half of a car that may allow more heat and light to enter the car

Spelling the word in reverse and saying the result aloud sounds like what allows more heat, but not light, to enter your house

What may allow heat and light to enter your car?

What allows heat to enter your house?

ENTREE #11

Name a nine-letter compound word that is an interior part of an automobile, followed by a three-letter abbreviation for a setup or structure for something that helps to stop an automobile. Multiply the first letter in the compound word by two and invert the result. 

The final nine-letter-and-three-letter two-word result is something that body builders hope to have. 

What are the compound word, abbreviation and what body builders hope to have?

ENTREE #12

Name a two-word automobile part. The first word is something you wear. Switch the order of the words and remove the space. Replace the first letter of the result with an “f”. The result is an herb of the snapdragon family.

What are this auto part and snapdragonny herb?

ENTREE #13

Name two things worn by a large animal. 

One might also be something worn on the shoulders and upper torso by a policeman to carry his gun holster. 

The other is a homophone of the first word in a two-word article of clothing worn by someone getting married. 

What are the two things worn by a large animal, what is worn by the policeman, and what is the homophone?

ENTREE #14

Name five-letter safety-promoting parts of an automobile that are also things that some Minnesota Vikings fans wear. Name what one of these parts does to promote safety, also in
five letters. These two five-letter words share four letters in common, three of which are the same position.

What are these parts and what one of them does?

ENTREE #15

Name parts of your car that are visible when it is hoisted on a car repair shop automotive lift, in two words of three and four letters. Replace the last three letters with three new letters to name a display framework seen at a men’s clothier shop or at home in a bedroom or closet.

What are these car parts and clothier display? 

Note: The following riff was composed and contributed by our friend Nodd, whose “Nodd Ready for Prime Time” is featured regularly on Puzzleria!

ENTREE #16

A word for a vehicle, followed with no intervening space by a word for an action using something in the vehicle, names a serious crime. Something else found in the vehicle names a second serious crime.  

What are these two crimes? 

Dessert Menu

Hall Of Fame Dessert:

Hitter ROT10 = Pitcher

If you move the “T” in “Ty” (as in Hall of Fame hitter Ty Cobb) nine places later in the circular alphabet the result is “C” as in “Cy” (as in Hall of Fame pitcher Cy Young). 

Take the first name of a more modern Hall of Fame hitter.
Move all the letters of that name ten places later in the circular alphabet to spell the first name of a more modern Hall of Fame pitcher. 

Who are this hitter and pitcher?

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95 comments:

  1. I am not ashamed to say- "I love wheel of Fortune."

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    1. I find it to be a good ego booster after Jeopardy! I find that I often don't understand much of what's going on with Jeopardy!, and then on "Wheel of Fortune" I solve the puzzles like 5 minutes before the contestants do.

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  2. I hate to be dense, but having solved the Schpuzzle and Tortie's first Appetizer, I read her #2 and completely do NOT understand it. What four boards? The ones shown in the four pictures? Which would indicate, say, that the first song is made up of three words, of only 3, 2 and 2 letters? That can't possibly be right, can it? (Same situation for Song #2, etc) Please re-state for us dummies.

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    1. I had that same reaction -- so many 2 and 3 letter words, leading me to wonder whether I understand the graphics, which I may well not, given I've only watched WOF a couple times, for a few minutes.

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    2. Yes, you understood correctly. You need to look at the boards in the pictures. The first song title has 3, 2, and 2 letters.

      I realize that it's probably hard to solve the puzzle at this point, but Lego will be giving hints that will help solve this one. I may also give out hints before and after Lego's hints if you are really stumped.

      Nodd, WOF is based on the Hangman game, which you probably played on road trips as a kid. You say a letter. It's either in the puzzle or not. If it's in the puzzle, it's entered. If not, either the next player gets a chance to play (in WOF) or you have a body part drawn on the noose (for Hangman).

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    3. Thanks, Tortie. I am definitely familiar with Hangman -- in fact, I once wrote a Hangman program on my computer at work, using the BasicA that came with the DOS we were using then. Even had sound effects!

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    4. Nodd, that sounds pretty cool! Probably the funniest thing I ever did at work was create an animation using VT100 commands. It was the day before I got married, so I was in no mood to do real work. Our organization had a koala mascot called Koala-T (quality, get it? OK....) Now, normally I like cute little animals, even cartoon ones, and I even like puns, but Koala-T really annoyed me for some reason. My animation was about Koala-T.

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    5. Tortie, your programming is clearly more up to date than mine. I've programmed in Algol, assembly language and Basic, but haven't learned any newer platforms. My Hangman did have crude animation, with the trapdoor opening on the last unsuccessful try.

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    6. Haha, no, at least for this example, VT100 was a rudimentary UNIX terminal. It was basically ASCII art, with a few rudimentary animation elements thrown in, like clear screen commands. I was using this in the early 1990s.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VT100

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  3. My answer for Blaine was horn, and hose. During "Pirate-Daze" in Westport ,Wash. an annual event you should check out., many of us wear these horn flasks filled with a favorite libation--i.e. Fireball, along with our kilts and boots. They are sometimes works of art with beautiful engravings. Mine is more pedestrian. Can i get a witness?

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  4. Next questino: In App 4, when it says "four consecutive consonants", does that mean only that some group of 4 consonants occur together in a row, or that those consonants are consecutive within the alphabet (a much more restrictive circumstance!)

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    1. VT, it's the first explanation. For example, 'Plantsmith' contains four consecutive consonants (ntsm).

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    2. VT. Have you seen these Chongker stuffed animals? They- in my opinion -look pretty real. The cat one is adorable.

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    3. I just looked that up. The Ragdoll cat is really cute! Not gonna spend that kind of money on a stuffed cat, though. My cat Buttercream is a Ragdoll, and she did cost more than that. One of Taylor Swift's kitties is a Ragdoll named Benjamin, and on one of the Time Person of the Year covers, he is draped around her neck. My Butters looks a lot like Benjamin.

      The panda and the dogs are cute, too.

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    4. Taylor has one too? Ragdoll just means they are poseable?

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    5. Sorry, you two, but I am a firm Steiff fan. Fell in love with those German masterpieces when I was about 7, and my mom could afford only the tiny ones (I always wanted the BIG ones)....no other stuffed animals can compare, in my humble opinion.

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    6. Tortie, I have managed to solve your #s1, 3, 4 (just now) and 6 (also just now, and on the about 43rd anagramming attempt, even though I HAD picked out the correct forgiveness word immediately. There was no way to go backwards this time!)

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    7. Well you know the AI cats are on their way. And perhaps already here. Did i tell you -probably-about the Jetty Cats down at Westport, Wa, where my cabin is?

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    8. VT, good work on getting #1, 3, 4, and 6. I think the other two puzzles will become easier once the hints are revealed; if not, I can supply more clues. (If I need to supply another clue for #5, I think you'll enjoy it!)

      I just went to the Steiff website. The prices are not as bad as I thought they would be! And I see they have more than teddies: love the Marie cat (big surprise) and the dogs.

      OK, so now I see there's a collectible page, and now I have sticker shock. And I see an Eeyore who I'll never get because he is $325.00...

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    9. Yea i might get the Cassie cat for 28.95. Did you see the "Slo Tortoise" for $289 ? You have to get it.

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    10. At least put it on your Santa list.

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    11. I make it a mission to try to buy only when something is a 'good price' on ebay, or when my favorite store across the country has a decent sale AND a discount coupon! I like that Marie kitty also, Tortie, but haven't succumbed.

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    12. UR Favorite store F. Q. Schwartz? Yea i guess Steif is kind of like Birkenstocks. No others will do. Once you go there you can't go back.

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  5. My next questino (sorry, VT, couldn't resist): In Entree #15, I wonder if the last THREE letters of the car parts should be replaced to form the clothier display. My proposed answer would only work if that were the case.

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    1. Nodd is, as usual, correct. Thanks to him. I goofed.
      The puzzle now reads:
      ENTREE #15
      Name parts of your car that are visible when it is hoisted on a car repair shop automotive lift, in two words of three and four letters.
      Replace the last three letters with three new letters to name a display framework seen at a men’s clothier shop or at home in a bedroom or closet.
      What are these car parts and clothier display?


      LegoMeaCulpableAndMegaThankfulToNodd

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    2. I haven't read past Tortie's appetizers yet (and may well give up on them, as I simply don't have the time it takes to solve puzzles that always have answers I have never heard of)....but just had to say to Nodd: very funny!

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    3. Accompanied, Nodd, by the classic pursing of the lips!

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    4. So many puzzles so little time.

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    5. Indeed, Plantie....oh for the days when there were only about 8 entrees, and perhaps 2 or 3 Appetizers.

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  6. Good early Friday to all!
    I don't normally post my first comment this early, but since I was here working on these things, and I noticed there were four comments already this early, I felt like I just had to join in. For starters: Nodd, I do believe we may both have the same answer for #15 that will require the replacement of three letters, not two. I also would like to add that my answer for #14 has only the three same letters in both words in the exact same position, not four. Both words also rhyme, but for some reason Lego never mentioned this(unless he has a totally different intended answer, in which case I would otherwise be stumped, for I think I've got at least the best alternative answer, which comes closest to the directions of the puzzle). As for the Wheel app, I know for sure I've got song #7, the one with the three exclamation points, and I'm pretty sure I have songs #5 and #6, as well as #8, and maybe #9. But without any other letters besides S(leaving a few of them completely blank, of course), I must admit even a great WOF puzzle solver like myself cannot possibly get those others this early in the game. I hope at some point Lego and Tortie can pretend like we've all spun a few more times, and reveal more letters. I have been able to see a pattern with the few I've already got, though, and if anything the one with the exclamation points is hands down the easiest to figure out, simply because of my simply looking up song titles containing said punctuation, and finding it right away, matching right up exactly with that part of the puzzle. I can almost guarantee, especially at this time of year(TMI?), that everyone here should at least have #7 by Wednesday. As for the rest of my progress so far:
    I have the Schpuzzle(easier than you might think), the aforementioned App #2(partially), as well as Apps #3 and #6, the Hors d'Oeuvre, and all Entrees except #8, and then of course I'm unsure about #14 and #15. Will look forward to any hints and clarifications that I know will appear here later on. Not the hardest I've dealt with since that last two-week creative challenge, BTW.
    Good luck in solving to all, and please stay safe, and I'll let y'all know what we did this evening, whether we ate out or not. I'd say after skipping two weeks in a row, we're probably going out. And now, so is "Cranberry Out"!
    pjbWorkedBackwardsOnApp#2,StartingWithTheSoloArtistToGetTheBand(NotListed,BTW, IfAnyoneHereHasn'tLookedUp"BritishBandsInThe70s"Yet!)

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    1. Congrats on getting Apps #3 and #6, and progressing on App #2. You are correct in stating that WOF puzzle #7 is very solvable. I'll also mention that I believe everyone knows this song, even if they don't like rock era pop or rock music.

      The band in App #3 can be found by using a few relevant search terms, and then by clicking on the right search results.

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    2. cranberry,
      It sounds as if your answer to Entree #14 may be different from my intended answer. My words do not rhyme. So, you likely have a fine alternative answer.
      But I am a bit confused...
      You say that your "answer for #14 has only the three same letters in both words in the exact same position, not four." But my answer also does not have four letters in the exact same position, only three (like alter and hater, for example).
      My puzzle reads:
      "These two five-letter words share four letters in common, three of which are the same position."
      Still, I look forward to seeing your alternative rhyming answer. Thanks.

      LegoWhoApologizesForThisSomeWhatRamblingAndConvolutedResponseTocranberry

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    3. Ironically, the use of the safety-promoting car parts often has the opposite effect.

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    4. Lego, both of my words for #14 ONLY have the three letters in the same position, sharing no other fourth letter whatsoever. I realize your answer must have three in the same place for both, but the fourth must be in a different place. My saying "not four" simply means that they do not share four letters, only three. BTW For the record, this makes three weeks straight that we're not eating out. Mia Kate texted Mom earlier to say that she would be too busy cleaning the house to be able to join us for supper. So Mom is right now going to Lee's to get us some chicken and all the fixin's, and hopefully there'll be enough for a few more days' worth of meals. We got a box of Factor meals, but we never got the Hello Fresh box, so we've had a number of suppers courtesy of various drive-throughs in the area. Not that we couldn't really find anything to cook in the house, I know I could fix my own, it just seems easier lately to do one of those meals, especially since they also come with the recipes. BTW I had to stop typing this and go eat, as Mom had returned with the food about an hour ago. And Bryan has been here today(and is here right now), but the guy who's supposed to redo the bathroom won't really be here until bright and early Monday morning at 7:00am. Bryan had led us to believe he'd be here yesterday, and then today, and then he told us we really needed the weekend at the most to be cleaning in there by Monday. So we've been cleaning it, but Bryan now says we need to use bleach on the toilet and the front of the shower. That's the bad news. The worse news? Mom has to clean her bathroom too, so that the guy will be able to use the facility if necessary(not mine, obviously)when he finally shows up here. So I definitely have to end this post, as I have to dress in some old clothes for the bathroom, and I have to use said bathroom before that(no further details on that, obviously!). Talk to y'all later, guys! Cranberry out again!
      pjbAlsoKnowsThereIsAMondegreen(MisheardLyric)InTheChorusOfTheSinger'sSongInApp#2,WhichActuallyMentionsAnAmericanBand,NotBritish,WhoHadHadMuchSuccessBeforeTheBandBeganInTheLate60s(WillExplainWednesday)

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    5. Yes, and that band immediately follows the band in my puzzle if you look at the right list of bands.

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  7. Might I mention, in the spirit of the season, that one of the answers in one of Lego's puzzles is a reindeer, also? At least, if I did it right!

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  8. E16. Very popular crime here in Atlanta metro.

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    1. The first or the second crime? I havent figured out what the second crime for 16 IS, yet.

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    2. The first one. I don't have the second either. It is even happening to Amazon drivers on their routes- if you can believe it.

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    3. That is just plain terrifying, Plantie. Humanity can be so atrocious. I feel so sorry for all the victims....and I bet Amazon doesn't provide their driver-victims with very much sympathy!

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    4. Good question. There are some U Tube videos of these too. I wonder why the driver left his keys in the ignition? There was another one on the news last night. May not all legit.

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    5. Another crime that is happening here is called "side sliding." Someone sneaks up beside your car from behind as you enter the car and "slide into you" from the side door and steals your purse. Happening in parking lots. And this is an open carry state.

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    6. Meaning that the victim might pull out a gun and shoot the thief, or that a gun might be in the victim's purse and the thief might then turn it on the victim?

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  9. Good morning. Not a bad showing for me this week, although, of course, I didn't have to do the Apps!

    I'm still missing the Slice, Entree #2 (think I know what it's about), some of the words for Entree #8 (what does "eccentric" mean? Like a fantasy/fictional car?), and the word in Entree #13 that matches what a policeman uses.

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    1. "Eccentric" in this context refers to something that revolves around an axis that is not in the thing's center, so that it has a back and forth motion instead of just spinning in a circle.

      The thing that a policeman uses is also a word that can refer to a restraint system, though it is not used to restrain the policeman. The word can also be a verb meaning to make use of.

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    2. Will have to think about the "eccentric" word, but I have the word that the policeman uses. Thanks.

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    3. The word is commonly found in descriptions of car engines, unless you have an e-car.

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    4. In a V8 also- or just a straight line 6?

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    5. Anything with pistons plus many with none, but talked about mostly in connection with pistons.

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  10. Early hint for WOF: The song title in song #5 has been used in many different songs; however, the one I had in mind when composing the puzzle was done by a band whose name is apropos for many of the Entrees this week.

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    1. Thanks, Tortie! That hint was "just what I needed" to confirm my answer for #5, even though I do know at least one other song by that name, recorded by another group in the next decade. I might also add the title for #9, if I am indeed right on that one, has also been used for more than one song, but it's definitely been many more songs than #5 has.
      pjbHasAlsoFiguredOut#5+#9CouldVeryWellEqual#8(It'sThe"NewMath"!)

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    2. PJB we are getting hammered here this AM and i imagine you are too. Six dead in Nashville. I may not make it to church today.

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    3. Oddly enough, Jasper dodged another bullet. I think they said there are 6,000 people in Tuscaloosa without power as a result, though.
      pjbEndedUpWatchingSomeOfSNLOnYouTubeLaterBecauseLightningActuallyStruckOurNBCAffiliate,AndTheyLostConnectionWithTheNetworkShortlyBeforeAirtime,SoTheyHadToChooseTalkingAboutTheWeather(WhichWasn'tAsSevereAsTheyHadOriginallyThought),ButItWasEitherThatOrDeadAir(StillHadWeatherCrawlsGoingAtTheTopOfTheScreen,Though!)

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    4. How is the affiliate doing? Shocking turn of events.

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  11. E14. A sense of vindication at last. Open your eyes Blaine.

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    1. I don't understand this comment in the slightest. Could you please explain it, Plantie. What does E14 have to do with the Weekly NPR puzzle?

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  12. It refers to my answer above for last week on Blaine's-which i thought could be an alternate, and my time at Pirate Daze in Westport. I guess it is also a clue. Of course Blaine squelched it.

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  13. Still missing Entree #2 and the Slice.

    For the WOF App, the last song listed is by a group whose name evokes the animal that is shown in the Tortie's Slow but Sure Puzzles graphic. If you add the word 'THERE' to the end, you get another song title.

    The song in WOF #4 is likely the most obscure of the songs. Sometimes it is listed with an exclamation point at the end. It was done by a band whose biggest hit fit the WOF pattern of "______ ___________ (___ ______ __ ___ ________ ___________ ______)" but usually was just called "______ ___________"

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  14. (Thanks, Tortitude, for that WOF hint.)

    Early Tuesday Hints:

    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    ...a percussion musical instrument.

    “Wheel of Fortitude & Tortitude” Appetizer:
    Note: The following hints are courtesy of Tortitude:
    1.
    (Hint: According to a popular song, the singer is a member of this profession and is OK. You may regret not solving this puzzle sooner.)
    3.
    (Hint: The common word is associated with calendars. The first and third words in the title of the band’s biggest hit are the same. The band had several connections to the Beatles. The singer’s name is a stage name. He was named after a popular TV character at the time. The singer later remade his biggest hit as part of a duet, and that version also became a Top Ten hit.)
    4. (Hint: Both use tools of some sort, but only one of them is a brand of tools.)
    Singular synonyms
    5. (Hint: The words themselves are likely more impressive than the items they represent. A nine-letter adjective with four consonants in a row and only two vowels might describe the items that the words represent.
    Sister cities?
    6. (Hint: Someone with the surname of Langrée has a first name that matches the first five letters of the state name. In his profession, he uses an object that matches the first five letters of the capital’s name.)

    Professional Hors d’Oeuvre:
    By "an Olympic athlete" I mean a word like "marathoner" or "long jumper."

    “FHLMNQRSX and always Y”
    Spelling is involved.

    Riffing Off Shortz Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    "four-on-the-floor" or "three-on-the-tree"
    ENTREE #2
    Head-to-toe
    ENTREE #3
    In the cabinet, next to your shampoo
    ENTREE #4
    A setup or structure that helps to stop an automobile... don't step on the gas by mistake.
    ENTREE #5
    The "upper interior part of a car that gets moist" won't get moist if you do not fill your car with gas.
    ENTREE #6
    The articles of clothing worn by males can be seen at beaches.
    ENTREE #7
    ...How you fill your car with gas
    ENTREE #8
    All answers are three letters long.
    ENTREE #9
    The automobile partis an anagram of "Dear Seth."
    ENTREE #10
    Not a moonroof...
    ENTREE #11
    The something that body builders hope to have begins with a compound word that has "ribs."
    ENTREE #12
    The second word in the two-word automobile part is sometimes "compartment."
    ENTREE #13
    A Cockney would pronounce one of the two things like the surname of a "Gunsmoke" actor.
    ENTREE #14
    Most “Purple Fans” live in Minnesota.
    ENTREE #15
    Change the first letter in the second word in the clothier display to a "t" to get what might hold in place the first word of one of the things on display.
    ENTREE #16
    The "something in the vehicle" is usually found in the trunk.
    Dessert Menu

    Hall Of Fame Dessert:
    The hitter played for Boston, but not the Braves.
    The pitcher played for Los Angeles, but not the Angels.

    LegoWhoNotesThatTheObjectTossedInTheHorsd'OeuvreIsNotASaladButUsuallyIsPronouncedToRhymeWith"Neighbor"

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    1. There are actually two answers for the pitcher in the Dessert.

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    2. If there is, that makes THREE answers for the Dessert that I still don't have. If anything, I have only really solved Apps #1 and #4. The rest is just new information for me about the answers to Apps #3 and #6. Didn't realize the singer was named after the TV character, just assumed they both had the same first name. Never heard of "Langree" from #6 at all, pretty much assumed Entree #8 would have all three-letter words, and I left it at that.
      pjbWouldAlsoLikeToAnnounceHisBathroomIsStillOnlyA"WorkInProgress",AsIt'sOnlyBeenTwoDaysThatThoseGuysShowedUpToWorkOnIt(AsAResult,HeAndHisMotherHaveActuallyHadTwoMomentsGoingToTheOneAvailableBathroom,WhereTheyBothNeededToGoAtTheExactSameTime!53YearsOldVs.80,GonnaBeALongOne'TilCompletion,Folks!)

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    3. The names of the hitter and two pitchers (Nodd, above, is correct) in the Dessert each contain 3 letters. The pitchers have the same name as a recently former president. The hitter has the same name as a Kennedy.
      LegoBoSoxBums

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    4. Yea i kept trying to get that guy from that movie's first name to work. The guy that dances and sings and wears pink all the time. The guy from Seattle who moved to Florida. I wonder why?

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    5. One first name is of a sitcom actor from the 1960s. The other is a nickname for his most famous role, where he played the love interest of the title character.

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  15. Interesting if you rearrange Mr. Nodd's name minus one letter- you have it. Capicce?

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  16. If the lead Led Zeppelin singer and the singer who said "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine" got married, what last name would they give their kids?

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  17. More App hints:
    WOF: "I'd like to have a 'T', Pat. OK, I'd like to buy an 'E.'
    Results:
    1. _ET _T __
    2. _ET _T _E
    3. _ET _T _E _E
    4. _ET _E
    5. _ET'S __
    6. _ET'S __ _ET'S __ _ET'S __
    7. _ET _T S___! _ET _T S___! _ET _T S___!
    8. _ET'S __ ______
    9. _____
    10. _ET _E _E

    Additional help: The last word in #8 is the same as the word in #9. If you add "TRAIN" or "IN LOVE" to the end of #9, you'll get additional song titles.

    The last word in #1 is also the last word in #5, the last word in #8, and appears three times in #6.

    The last word in #3 is also the last word in #4 and is the second word in #10.

    Whew! Hope that helps (and is accurate).

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    1. "The last word in #1 is also the last word in #5, the last word in #8, and appears three times in #6."

      The last word in #1 and the last word in #8 have different numbers of letters. I think you meant the second word in #8.

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    2. Other words to be added to #9 to make other song titles include "ON YOU", "MAMA", "LOVE", and of course, "LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE".
      pjbAlsoKnowsOneCanMakeSongTitlesByAddingWordsToTheFrontOf#9AsWell,SuchAs"MAMAHE'S"And"SHEDRIVESME"!

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    3. There's also a song favorite of minethey do on my Jazz Station WCLK 90.1 Atlanta " "Drivin me Crazy." by ??? Ledisi?

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  18. So much for "Beat it." by Michael J.

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  19. OK, I'm officially embarrassed by my inability to solve the Schpuzzle.

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  20. Last minute App hint: #5: A word that has 7 letters and 2 vowels (but never more than 2 consonants in a row!) is a synonym for the two words in the puzzle. That word is also the name of one of my cats. :) To jog your memory, an anagram of that cat's name is "what she used to be when she was younger" + "R".

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  21. SCHPUZZLE – “CAST THE NET [ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SHIP, AND YE SHALL FIND.”]; CASTANET

    APPETIZERS
    1. LUMBERJACK; RUE MCCLANAHAN

    2. "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" SONGS:
    1. “LET IT GO”
    2. “LET IT BE”
    3. “LET IT BE ME”
    4. “LET ME” or “GET ME” ??
    5. “LET'S GO”
    6. “LET’S GO, LET’S GO, LET’S GO”
    7. "LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW!”
    8. “LET'S GO CRAZY”
    9. “CRAZY”
    10. “LET ME BE”

    3. BADFINGER; DOBIE GRAY; “DRIFT AWAY”; DAY; “DAY AFTER DAY”
    4. CRAFTSMAN; DRAFTSMAN
    5. ??
    6. LOUISANA; BATON ROUGE; ABSOLUTION; SAINT; SAINT LOUIS

    HORS D’OEUVRE – HABERDASHER; CABER; DASHER

    SLICE ??

    ENTREES
    1. SHIFT; SHAFT
    2. ??
    3. AIR CONDITIONER; HAIR, CONDITIONER
    4. ABS
    5. TANK TOP
    6. TRUNKS; JUNK
    7. PUMPS; SHOES
    8. CAR; CAB; CAP; CAM; [DASH] CAM
    9. HEAD REST; HEAD WEST
    10. SUNROOF; FURNACE
    11. DASHBOARD; ABS; WASHBOARD ABS [ROMAN NUMERAL D x 2 = M, INVERTED = W]
    12. GLOVE BOX; FOXGLOVE
    13. HARNESS; BRIDLE; HARNESS; BRIDAL
    14. HORNS; HONKS
    15. TIE RODS; TIE RACK
    16. CARJACKING, BATTERY

    DESSERT – TED WILLIAMS; DON DRYSDALE or DON SUTTON

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    1. Good job on the WOF puzzles! #4 is indeed "Let Me" by Paul Revere and the Raiders, whose biggest hit was "Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)."

      If you have a chance, try App #5 with my hint above.

      I was also stumped by the Slice and Entree #2.

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    2. Thanks, Tortie, and thanks for this week's Apps, they were good ones!

      I assume the 9-letter word for App #5 is the one that comes from Yiddish and the 10-letter word is the one from the children's song. Unfortunately I ran out of time so I couldn't post the answer with the rest of my answers.

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  22. Schpuzzle: CAST THE NET, CASTANET
    App: I have the week off!
    Hors d’Oeuvre: HABERDASHER, CABER (never heard of it), DASHER
    Slice: ???? Best I could do is that most of the letters start with a vowel when spelled out (“ef”, “aitch”, “el”, “em”, etc. but does not work with “cue/queue” or “why”) F H L M N Q R S X Y
    Entrees:
    1. SHIFT, SHAFT
    2. ??? Guessing it has something to do with Prime Meridian / Royal Observatory, but can’t find the right words - BONNET, BOOT?
    3. AIR CONDITIONER, HAIR, CONDITIONER
    4. Automatic Braking System, ABS, abs
    5. TANK TOP
    6. TRUNKS, JUNK
    7. BOOTS, SHOES
    8. CAR, CAB, CAP, CAM (camshaft), CAM (camera)
    9. HEADREST; HEAD WEST
    10. SUNROOF, FURNACE (FOORNUS)
    11. DASHBOARD, ABS, (D (500) -> M (1000) -> W) WASHBOARD ABS
    12. GLOVE BOX, FOXGLOVE
    13. HARNESS (thought it was “halter” at first), BRIDLE, HARNESS, BRIDAL (gown or veil)
    14. HORNS, HONKS
    15. TIE RODS, TIE RACK
    16. CARJACK, BATTERY
    Dessert: TED (Williams), DON (Drysdale)

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  23. Schpuzzle:

    Appetizers:
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.
    6. BATON rouge LOUISiana → ABSOLUTION, SAINT; SAINT LOUIS

    Hors d'Oeuvre: HABERDASHER, chg H to C → CABER, DASHER [post-hint]

    Slice:

    Entrées:
    #1: SHIFT, SHAFT of hair
    #2: ICE CAP or POLAR CAP (ends of Prime Meridian); STEM, STERN (ends of the Cutty Sark ship moored at Greenwich)
    #3: AIR CONDITIONER, HAIR CONDITIONER [post-hint]
    #4: ABS → Automatic Braking System, Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene, abdominals
    #5: TANK TOP
    #6: TRUNKS, TRUNK, JUNK
    #7: brake SHOES, water/oil PUMPS (alt.: BOOTS)
    #8: CAR, CAB, CAP, CAM, CAMera
    #9: HEADREST, chg R to W → HEAD WEST
    #10: SUNROOF → FOORNUS → FURNACE
    #11: DASHBOARD, ABS, chg D to W → WASHBOARD ABS
    #12: GLOVE BOX, chg B to F → FOXGLOVE
    #13: BRIDLE HARNESS, gun HARNESS, BRIDAL veil
    #14: HORNS, HONKS
    #15: TIE RODS – ODS + ACK → TIE RACK
    #16: CAR + JACKING = CARJACKING; ???

    Dessert: TED Williams → DON Drysdale or DON Sutton [both post-hint]

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  24. Pizzeria 12-12-23” 38 degrees
    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    ..

    “Wheel of Fortitude & Tortitude” Appetizer:
    :
    Songwriter


    1., Let it go, Let it be
    2. Let it be me.

    Let’s
    Let’s Go, let’sgo, let’s go

    Let it snow! Let it snow Let it snow”
    Let’s go crazy
    8.
    9.Crazy
    10. Let me be.
    3.
    4. (Craftsman, draftsman (first had songwriter)

    5.
    Professional Hors d’Oeuvre:
    Riffing Off Shortz Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    Alt : Gear as in transmission/ Gear such as raingear.
    ENTREE #2
    Rain coat, trench, coat
    ENTREE #3
    In
    ENTREE #4
    ABS braking system, ABS- (I used to have them in college).
    ENTREE #5

    ENTREE #6 trunks, junk

    ENTREE #7
    Pumps, shoes
    ENTREE #8

    ENTREE #9
    Headrest, Head West.
    ENTREE #10
    Sun roof, foornus, furnace
    ENTREE #11

    ENTREE #12
    Glove box, Fox Glove- Herb in the Snapdragon family.

    ENTREE #13
    Harness, Arness, Bouquet
    ENTREE #14
    Horns, honks
    ENTREE #15
    Tie rods, tie rack
    ENTREE #16
    Car jack, ??

    Dessert Menu

    Ted Williams/ Don Drysdale- LA Dodgers


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  25. Schpuzzle
    "CAST THE NET", CASTANET
    Appetizer Menu
    1. LUMBERJACK(ABC, then JKLM), RUE(McClanahan, "Maude", "Mama's Family", "The Golden Girls", and "The Golden Palace"; Did I mention I got it from Lego's use of the word "REGRET" in his last hint?)
    2.
    (1.)LET IT GO
    (2.)LET IT BE
    (3.)LET IT BE ME
    (4.)LET ME
    (5.)LET'S GO
    (6.)LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
    (7.)LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW!
    (8.)LET'S GO CRAZY
    (9.)CRAZY
    (10.)LET ME BE
    3. BADFINGER, "DAY AFTER DAY"(1971), DOBIE GRAY, "THE "IN" CROWD"(1965); "DRIFT AWAY"(1973); The common word, if you hadn't already guessed, is DAY.
    (Correct lyric: "Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul", NOT "Give me the Beach Boys, and free my soul". Please make a note of it.)
    4. CRAFTSMAN, DRAFTSMAN
    So far, none of us have the answer to #5(except Tortie, of course, and she's not telling anybody!).
    6. BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA, ABSOLUTION, SAINT, SAINT LOUIS(Missouri)
    Menu
    Professional Hors d'Oeuvre
    HABERDASHER, CABER, DASHER
    No one has the Slice, either.
    Entrees
    1. SHIFT, SHAFT
    2. BONNET(hood), BOOT(trunk)
    3. AIR CONDITIONER, HAIR, CONDITIONER
    4. ABS(antilock braking system), abs
    5. TANK TOP
    6. TRUNK, TRUNKS, JUNK("junk in the trunk")
    7. PUMPS, SHOES
    8. CAR, CAB, CAP, CAM, CAMERA
    9. HEADREST, HEAD WEST
    10. SUNROOF, FURNACE(bit of a stretch if you think it sounds exactly the same as "FOORNUS"!)
    11. DASHBOARD, ABS(again), WASHBOARD ABS(abs)
    12. GLOVE BOX, FOXGLOVE
    13. HARNESS, BRIDLE(bridal)
    14. HORNS, HONKS(I initially thought it was WARNS.)
    15. TIE RODS, TIE RACK(Good to see he finally changed that one!)
    16. CARJACKING, BATTERY
    Dessert Menu
    TED(Williams), DON(Drysdale or Sutton)
    Masked Singer Results:
    ANTEATER=JOHN OATES(the one of the two who did not take out the restraining order on the other)
    CANDELABRA=KEYSHIA COLE(neither Mom nor I know her)
    DONUT will now go on to compete for it all in the two-hour season finale next Wednesday night on FOX. Mom and I don't know for sure who it is, but we do know this one will be someone we've both definitely heard of before. BTW Here's hoping OATES and his partner HALL will eventually patch things up between themselves in the coming new year, because as far as this fan is concerned about any need for a restraining order..."I CAN'T GO FOR THAT(NO CAN DO)".-pjb(who is "easy, ready, willing, overtime" when it comes to solving these puzzles!)

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  26. This week's official answers for the record, part 1

    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    Red-letter lessons from the Maestro
    Slightly paraphrase part of an instruction given by Jesus in the Bible – like, for example, “Feed my sheep!”
    Remove the spaces in this instruction to spell a musical instrument.
    What is this biblical instruction?
    What is this musical instrument?
    Hint: The slight paraphrasing involves the substitution of an article, grammatically.
    Answer:
    "Cast a net" (John 21:6); Castanet
    "And he said unto them, Cast the net on the right side of the ship, and ye shall find. They cast therefore, and now they were not able to draw it for the multitude of fishes."

    Lego...

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  27. This week's official answers for the record, part 2

    Appetizer Menu
    “Wheel of Fortitude & Tortitude” Appetizer:
    Sitcoms, Sajak, Singers, Synonyms, States
    Unique, consecutive, leftover letters
    1. Name a profession whose name consists of ten unique letters. Three of these letters are consecutive letters from early in the alphabet, while four of these letters are consecutive letters from around the middle of the alphabet.
    Rearrange the three leftover letters to spell the first name of an actress who is best known for one sitcom, but also starred or costarred in several other sitcoms.
    What is the profession? Who is the actress?
    Answer:
    LUMBERJACK; RUE MCCLANAHAN
    (Hint: According to a popular song, the singer is a member of this profession and is OK. You may regret not solving this puzzle sooner.)
    “Is there an ‘S’, Pat?”
    2. As you may know, this is Pat Sajak’s last season on “Wheel of Fortune.” Throughout the years, Pat has interacted with many “interesting” contestants: ones that were too loud, ones that made too many dumb mistakes, ones that were too weird — you name it!
    If Pat were to take revenge, he may very well impose the following massive puzzle on his contestants. The “Wheel of Fortune” stage has been updated to include a special button to flip through all four boards of data. Pat mentions that all of the songs are Top 20 songs, with the exception of song #10, which was a Top 30 song. The oldest song is song #7, while song #1 is the newest. Now let’s pretend you are a contestant on the show. You guess an “S.” Vanna White has revealed all of the “S”s in the puzzle. Can you guess all ten song titles?
    Note: The numbers listed in the images are simply meant to delineate between the songs, and have no relevance otherwise. Several song titles are associated with several different songs.
    Answers:
    #1: LET IT GO; #2: LET IT BE; #3: LET IT BE ME; #4: LET ME; #5: LET’S GO; #6: LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO; #7: LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW!; #8: LET’S GO CRAZY; #9: CRAZY; #10: LET ME BE

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  28. This week's official answers for the record, part 3
    Brit band’s big hit
    3. Name a British band who was popular in the 1970s. The band’s name contains nine letters, with no repeated letters. Seven of the first nine letters of the alphabet may be found within the band’s name.
    Now name a singer. This singer had one fairly large hit in the 1960s and a bigger hit in the 1970s. The singer’s first and last names combined contain nine letters with no repeated letters. Six of the first nine letters of the alphabet are found within the singer’s name. These six letters are also be found in the band’s name.
    Take the first letter of the title of the singer’s biggest hit, and combine that with the last two letters of the title. You’ll have a common word. If you take the first letter of the singer’s name, and combine that with the last two letters of the singer’s name, you’ll get the same word.
    That word is the first word in the lyrics of the song. The first three words in the lyrics are the title of the British band’s biggest American hit.
    Who is the band? Who is the singer? What is the singer’s biggest hit? What is the common word? What is the band’s biggest American hit?
    Answer:
    BADFINGER; DOBIE GRAY; DRIFT AWAY; DAY; DAY AFTER DAY
    (Hint: The common word is associated with calendars. The first and third words in the title of the band’s biggest hit are the same. The band had several connections to the Beatles. The singer’s name is a stage name. He was named after a popular TV character at the time. The singer later remade his biggest hit as part of a duet, and that version also became a Top Ten hit.)
    “Product creation clones”
    4. Name a nine-letter word that has four consecutive consonants and only two vowels. The word describes someone who participates in the product creation process. Now change the first letter to the letter that follows it in the alphabet. You’ll have a word that also describes someone who participates in the product creation process.
    What are the two words?
    Answer:
    CRAFTSMAN, DRAFTSMAN
    (Hint: Both use tools of some sort, but only one of them is a brand of tools.)
    Singular synonyms
    5. Name two singular nouns that are synonyms. Both words have four consonants in a row and contain only two vowels. One word has ten letters and the other has nine letters. They start with different letters.
    What are the words?
    Answer:
    KNICKKNACK, TCHOTCHKE
    (Hint: The words themselves are likely more impressive than the items they represent. A nine-letter adjective with four consonants in a row and only two vowels might describe the items that the words represent. (WORTHLESS))
    Sister cities?
    6. Take the first five letters of a U.S. state and the first five letters of its capital. Rearrange these ten letters to produce a word relating to forgiveness. The third, first, eighth, tenth, and seventh letters of this word spell a professional athlete who plays in the state. Place the athlete before the first five letters of the U.S. state and you’ll have a city located in a different state.
    What is the state and its capital? What is the word relating to forgiveness? Who is the athlete? What is the city?
    Answer:
    LOUISIANA; BATON ROUGE; ABSOLUTION; SAINT; ST. LOUIS
    (Hint: Someone with the surname of Langrée has a first name that matches the first five letters of the state name. In his profession, he uses an object that matches the first five letters of the capital’s name.)

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  29. This week's official answers for the record, part 4

    MENU
    Professional Hors d’Oeuvre:
    Beanbag, horseshoe, ring toss?
    Name an eleven-letter profession. Change its first letter to to a C. Divide the result in two to form a piece of sports equipment that is tossed, and an Olympic athlete. What are this profession, sports equipment and athlete?
    Answer:
    Haberdasher; caber, dasher

    Vowelless Slice:
    “FHLMNQRSX and always Y”
    Besides being consonants (only sometimes, of course, in the case of Y), what else do all ten of the following letters have in common?
    F H L M N Q R S X Y
    Answer:
    These ten letters (F H L M N Q R S X Y) are not initials of any of the letters of the alphabet when they are spelled out:
    A, Bee, Cee, Dee, E, Ef, Gee, Aitch, I, Jay, Kay, El, Em, En, O, Pee, Cue, Ar, Ess, Tee, U, Vee, Double-u, Ex, Wye, Zee

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  30. This week's official answers for the record, part 5

    Riffing Off Shortz Slices:
    “Little Red Riding Hood in Hose”
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:
    ENTREE #1
    Name a five-letter part of an automobile that is also the name of something you can wear. Change the third letter, a vowel, to a different vowel to spell a part of an automobile that is also a word for the part of a hair that is visible above the surface of the skin.
    What are these two automobile parts?
    Answer:
    Shift; Shaft (driveshaft camshaft, etc.)
    Note: The following riff was composed and contributed by a friend of Puzzleria!
    ENTREE #2
    Name a cover and a container that are customarily found on opposite extremes of an item that can be seen any time of day in Greenwich, United Kingdom.
    Both start with the same two letters in the same order.
    Both words are also items of apparel.
    Answer:
    Bonnet, Boot
    ENTREE #3
    Name a part of an automobile that can also be found in a house, in two words totaling fourteen letters. Add a fifteenth letter someplace. The result is a part of a body and what you might apply to it.
    What is this automobile part?
    What is the part of a body and what you might apply to it?
    Answer:
    Air conditioner; Hair, Conditioner
    ENTREE #4
    Name an abbreviation for a setup or structure that helps to stop an automobile. These uppercase letters also spell a tough rigid plastic used especially for automobile parts and building materials. These letters, in lowercase, spell a word for abdominal muscles.
    What are this structure, rigid plastic and abdominal muscles?
    Answer:
    ABS, ABS; abs
    ENTREE #5
    Name an upper interior part of a car part that gets moist after you fill your car with gas, in two words of four and three letters. It’s also the name of something you can wear. These two words start with the same letter.
    What are this interior part of a car and wearable?
    Answer:
    Tank top; tank top
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  31. This week's official answers for the record, part 6
    ENTREE #6
    Think of parts of automobiles that are also articles of clothing worn by males, in six letters. The singular form of this word is also a part of the body. Three consecutive interior letters of this word are the last three letters of a four-letter word for what all car parts eventually become.
    What are these things males wear?
    What do all car parts eventually become?
    Politically incorrect hint: The four-letter word for what all car parts eventually become is also a slang term for what the clothing covers.
    Answer:
    Trunks; Junk
    ENTREE #7
    Think of two plural parts of automobiles that are also pairs of footwear, in five letters each.
    What are these automobile parts that are also footwear?
    Answer:
    (Fuel, Water, Pump, Oil, Power Steering or Fluid) Pumps; (Brake) Shoes;
    ENTREE #8
    Think of a synonym of “automobile,” a kind of automobile and three parts of automobiles.
    One of these three parts has threads. The other two of these three parts are spelled the same but are different parts – one that is eccentric, the other which is a safety feature. Alll five words have the same number of letters and the same first two letters in the same order. What are they?
    Answer:
    Car, cab, cap, cam (part of a camshaft), and (video) cam
    ENTREE #9
    An eight-letter automobile part promotes safety AND comfort. Divide it in half. The first half is a body part. Change the first letter of the second half to a “w”. The result is what you should do if you are driving from Baltimore to San Francisco.
    What is this part?
    What you should do if you are driving from Baltimore to SanFrancisco?
    Answer:
    Headrest; Head West
    ENTREE #10
    Think of of a feature, a seven-letter compound word, on the upper-half of a car that may allow more heat and light to enter the CAR. Spelling the word in reverse and saying the result aloud sounds like what allows more heat, but not light, to enter your HOUSE.
    What may allow heat and light to enter your car?
    What allows heat to enter your house?
    Answer:
    Sunroof; Furnace ("foornus") ("foor" rhymes with "poor" and you're")

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    ENTREE #11
    Name a nine-letter compound word that is an interior part of a automobile, followed by a three-letter abbreviation for a setup or structure for something that helps to stop an automobile. Multiply the first letter in the compound word by two and invert the result. The final nine-letter-and-three-letter two-word result is something that body builders hope to have.
    What are the compound word, abbreviation and what body builders hope to have?
    Answer:
    Dashboard; Washboard; ABS; Washboard Abs (Dashboard => Mashboard => Washboard; D in Roman numerals = 500; M=1,000)
    ENTREE #12
    Name a two-word automobile part. The first word is something you wear. Switch the order of the words and remove the space. Replace the first letter of the result with an “f”. The result is an herb of the snapdragon family.
    What are this auto part and snapdragony herb?
    Answer:
    Glove box; foxglove;
    ENTREE #13
    Name two things worn by a large animal. One might also be something worn on the shoulders and upper torso by a policeman to carry his gun holster. The other is a homophone of the first word of a two-word article of clothing worn by someone getting married.
    What are the two things worn by a large animal, what is won by the policeman, and the homophone?
    Answer:
    Harness, bridle (both worn by a horse); (shoulder) harness (gun holster); bridal (gown, dress, etc.)
    ENTREE #14
    Name five-letter safety-promoting parts of an automobile that are also things that some “Purple Fans” wear. Name what one of these parts does to promote safety, also in five letters. These two five-letter words share four letters in common, three of which are the same position.
    What are these parts and what one of them does?
    Answer:
    Horns, honks

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    ENTREE #15
    Name parts of your car that are visible when it is hoisted on a car repair shop automotive lift, in two words of three and four letters.
    Replace the last three letters with three new letters to name a display framework seen at a men’s clothier shop or at home in a bedroom or closet.
    What are these car parts and clothier display?
    Answer:
    tie rods; tie rack
    Note: The following riff was composed and contributed by our friend Nodd, whose “Nodd Ready for Prime Time” is featured regularly on Puzzleria!
    ENTREE #16
    A word for a vehicle, followed with no intervening space by a word for an action using something in the vehicle, names a serious crime.
    Something else found in the vehicle names a second serious crime.
    What are these two crimes?
    Answer:
    CARJACKING, BATTERY

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    Hall Of Fame Dessert:
    Hitter ROT10 = Pitcher
    If you move the “T” in “Ty” (as in Hall of Fame hitter Ty Cobb) nine places later in the circular alphabet the result is “C” as in “Cy” (as in Hall of Fame pitcher Cy Young).
    Take a the first name of a Hall of Fame hitter. Move ALL of the letters of that name TEN places later in the circular alphabet to spell the first name of a Hall of Fame pitcher. Who are this hitter and pitcher?
    Answer:
    Ted (Williams); Don (Drysdale) or Don (Sutton)

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  33. Egads, I completely forgot...well, I remembered BEFORE I went to bed, but forgot after I was up. Oh well.

    SCHPUZZLE: CAST THE NET => CASTANET

    APPETIZERS:

    1. LUMBERJACK => ABC, JKLM, RUE [MccLanahan]

    2. Song ?: LET IT BE; Song ?: YES IT IS;

    3. BADFINGER => A B D E F G I; Singer: DOBIE GRAY => A B D E G I; "DRIFT AWAY" => DAY; Band’s Hit: "DAY AFTER DAY”

    4. CRAFTSMAN & DRAFTSMAN

    5.

    6. LOUIS(iana), BATON (Rouge) => ABSOLUTION; SAINT => SAINT LOUIS

    HORS D’O: HABERDASHER => CABER & DASHER

    SLICE: Taking a stab at an answer — Christmas words: FA LA LA; HAPPY/HARK; LOG/LOVE/LORD; MERRY; NUTCRACKER, QUIET/QUINCE; REJOICE/REINDEER; SANTA/SLEIGH; XMAS; YULE. Of course, T would then fit in here, i.e. TREE, so clearly, this answer is wrong.

    ENTREES:

    1. SHIFT => SHAFT

    2. SHROUD? SHOE? [On the telescope; Making a desperate guess here]

    3. AIR CONDITIONER => HAIR CONDITIONER

    4. ABS, ABS, abs

    5. TANK TOP

    6. TRUNKS => JUNK

    7. [Brake] SHOES; BOOTS (Trunks)

    8. CAR, CAB, CAM, CAP, CAP?

    9. HEAD REST => HEAD WEST

    10. SUNROOF => FOORNUS [FURNACE]

    11. DASHBOARD ABS => change D TO M and invert => WASHBOARD ABS

    12. GLOVE BOX => FOXGLOVE

    13. HARNESS, BRIDLE/BRIDAL

    14. HORNS, HONKS

    15. TIE RODS => TIE RACK

    16. CARJACK; TIRE IRON?

    DESSERT: TED (Williams) => DON (Drysdale)

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