Thursday, May 4, 2023

Burgs, states, intracity intercity transport, Einstein, silence of the? Oven-baked breadwinners; Botanical Branding; “If hell is hot, the Frozen Tundra must be...” Take a shot at shortening a long shot; “E. T. Phone Home?...” No, “Z. H. PhoneMe!”

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 6!π SERVED

Schpuzzle of the Week:

Oven-baked breadwinners

Remove consecutive letters from a currently hot euphemism for “employee.” 

The result is two words associated with heat. 

What are this euphemism and two words?

Appetizer Menu

Worldplaytime Appetizer:

Burgs, states, intracity intercity transport, Einstein, silence of the?

Big Brown Burg

1. ⛪Think of a small U.S. town that starts and ends with the same letter. Now drop these letters. Mildly rearrange the remainder to make the second words in two familiar phrases, one with “big” and one with “brown.” What are the town and the phrases?

Is this even possible?

2. 🌍This medium-sized central European city has only one vowel, but two syllables. What is the city?

“Does God play dice?”

3. 🎲Take two U.S. states, in alphabetical order.
Drop a word from each and group all the remaining letters together, reserving one space for later re-use. 

Change the resulting double letter to a single N. Move the last letter of the result to the fourth position. Finally, insert a diacritical mark and the one reserved space at the appropriate locations. 

The result is two unrelated words, one foreign, that could be considered antonyms, and which vaguely recall a famous quotation by Einstein.
 
What are these two words?

What are the two states?

Intracity intercity transport

4. 🚕🚌Think of a form of transport used within
cities. This same term also is used for an institution that “transported” other individuals between cities. What is this term?

GGG – or not?  

5. 🙊Think of a health-related word with a silent G. Add four letters to get its adjectival form, in which the G is no longer silent. What are these words?

Letters name animals

6. 🦁🐈🐰Two common English words are homophones of animal names, but neither word shares any letters with the corresponding animals’ names. What are they?

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Flambé Field Hors d'Oeuvre:

“If hell is hot, the Frozen Tundra must be...”

“Pampas” is the name of something, in two words, situated upon a sports venue. 
This venue might be described as “paradisical.”  
Spoonerize those two words to get what sounds like two nouns associated with the word “paradisical.” 

What are these two words and two nouns?

Garden Of Madison Avenue Slice:

Botanical Branding 

Reverse the order of the middle two letters of a well-known brand name and remove the first three letters, leaving a flower. 

If you instead remove the 3rd, 4th and 8th letters of the original brand name, the remaining letters, in order, spell the first word of a two-word flower. 
Finally, if you replace the third letter of the original brand name with a “y” and then remove the first two and last two letters, you can rearrange the remaining letters to spell the second word of the two-word flower. 
What are this brand name and two flowers?  

Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices:

 “E. T. Phone Home?...” No, “Z. H. PhoneMe!”

Will Shortz’s April 30th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, a tough one created by Joe Becker of Palo Alto, California, reads:

The “zh” sound can be spelled in many different ways in English — like the “s” in MEASURE; like the “g” in BEIGE; like the “z” in AZURE; like the “j” in MAHARAJAH; and like the “x” in LUXURY as some people pronounce it. The “zh” sound can also be spelled as a “t” in one instance. We know of only one common word this is true of, not counting its derivatives. What word is it?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Workers in the auto salvage profession may be required to operate a tow truck. Take a pair of one-word synonyms – of “profession” and “tow truck” – separated by a space.

Let A=1, B=2, etc. Take the difference between the numbers that correspond to the
first two letters of the “tow truck” synonym. 
Replace those two letters with the letter corresponding to their difference. 
Interchange the third and fourth letters of this altered result. The final result is the name of a puzzle-maker.

What are these two synonyms?

Who is the puzzle-maker?

ENTREE #2

Name the two-word hometown of a puzzle-maker. 

Take the first word. Move its first letter into the third position. The result is a brand-name food product often packaged in a plural word that rhymes with certain face cards. The second word in the hometown often precedes a homophone of that packaging.

Who is the puzzle-maker? What is the
hometown?

What is the brand-name food product?

What is the plural word that it is packaged in?

What are the face cards?

What is the homophone of that packaging?

ENTREE #3

Note:  Entree #3 (as are the other nine entrees  this week) is inspired by Will Shortz’s NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle created by Joe Becker of Palo Alto, California.

There are 44 phonemes, or “single distinctive sounds,” in the English language.

One of those 44 English phonemes sounds somewhat similar to how English speakers pronounce the letter J, but it is a bit “breathier.” It consists of two consonants and is therefore called a “consonant phoneme” or “consonant digraph.”

Two of the 26 letters in our Latin alphabet (A B C, etc.) comprise the common English representation of this particular phoneme. (The sum of their alphanumeric values is a number in the Fibonacci series.) 

When this phoneme sound  is heard in English words, however, there there is no one particular way to write it. Indeed, in English words in which this phoneme occurs, the letters S, G and occasionally J, and even others, might come into play.

Although this phoneme does not occur at all in the Chinese language, it does occur in the Russian language. Indeed, one of the 20 consonants in the 33-letter modern Russian
alphabet is used in Russian words that have this sound of this phoneme. Russian has a letter for it! This consonant looks like the letter K attached back-to-back with its mirror image. Some say it resembles a beetle – the insect, not the Volkswagen.

Two English words associated with Russia contain this phoneme. One is a continent. The other is something Russia launched in 2022.

What are this continent and the thing that was launched?

What are the two letters of the phoneme from our alphabet?

What “beetlesque” Russian letter is used to make the sound of this phoneme?

What two letters in our Latin alphabet comprise the common English representation of this particular phoneme, and what Fibonacci number is the sum of their alphanumeric values?

ENTREE #4

Note: The following quintet of “mini-riffs” in Entree #4 was created by and bestowed upon us by our friend Greg VanMechelen, whose “Econfusions” is featured regularly on Puzzleria!

i. What letters don’t appear in the periodic table?

ii. No country starts with the letter X. What other letter does not start a sovereign country?


iii. Beekeeper is a well-known word that contains the letter E five times. There are at
least three common words that contain the same letter six times. Can you name them?

iv. DEFine is an example of a common word with three consecutive letters in alphabetical order. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in alphabetical order?

v. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in reverse alphabetical order (e.g. DCBA)?

ENTREE #5

Had Yury  wed Eva’s and Magda’s sister instead of Tonya and Marina, that sister would have had an alliterative three-part name, with each part beginning with the “zh” phoneme, as pronounced in the beginning of the word
“genre”. 

What is this alliterative name?

Who is Eva’s and Magda’s sister?

Who are Tonya and Marina?

ENTREE #6

Name a music album the U.S. Library of Congress selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry for being “culturally, historically, or artistically significant.” The album’s title is a homophome of a large place on the map that has an “s” that is pronounced like a “zh”. In the album’s title, a different consonant is pronounced as a “zh”.

Add a consonant to the beginning of the album’s title to name a well-known peninsula. The consonant that was pronounced as a “zh” in the album’s title is pronounced only as an “h” in the name of the peninsula.

What is this album?

What is the place on the map that is its homophone?

What is the peninsula?

ENTREE #7

Delete the first two letters of a Mexican metropolis. 

🌵 Letters 1-2-3 of the 9-letter resultspell a fictional chararacter who aspired to be a lepidopterist.

🌶 Letters 3-4-5 are letters flanked by “chicken” and “king.”

🌵 Letters 5-6-7 spell the name of a Korean woman and also the title of an album that  featured a song titled “Peg.” 

🌶 Letters 7-8-9 spell a word often paired with “Parseghian”... and no, it is not a cheese.

What is the Mexican metropolis?

What are the four 3-letter words?

ENTREE #8

The “zh” sound can be spelled in many different ways in English — one of which is, simply, “zh!” Find the surnames of two 20th-Century Russians of note who can boast having both the “zh” sound as well as the “zh” spelling embedded within their surnames.

Who are these two Russians?

Hint: Remove the “zh” from the surname of one of the Russians. The remaining letters are an anagram of what the friends of an African-American civil rights leader, author, journalist, organic chemist, environmentalist and global entrepreneur might call him, for short (short, unlike that “resume!”).

Remove the “zh” from the surname of the other Russian. The remaining letters, if you duplicate one of the vowels, can be anagrammed to spell a pair of antonyms.

ENTREE #9

Conversion, amnesia, camouflage, majeure (French for “major”), equation, and luxury are six words pronounced using the “zh” phoneme: convers“zh”ion, amnes“zh”ia, camouflag“zh”e, maj“zh”eure, equat“zh”ion, and lux“zh”ury. All are relatively lengthy words.

Shorter examples are Asia, déjà (French for
“already”) and the Taj, in “Taj Mahal” (As“zh”ia, déj“zh”à and the Taj“zh”).

What is the shortest word you can find that contains two “zh” sounds?

Hint: The shortest example we can come up with is a proper name. 

ENTREE #10

Each of the eleven missing words in the following quatrain contains a “zh” phoneme.

Complete the poem.

Hint: The tenth and eleventh missing words are not exact rhymes, but are rather approximate rhymes.

Ensconced in laps of L____Y, the seats of earthly P______E,

We flaunt R___E, B___E and A___E  B____X – sparkling worldly T______E,

Enjoy M______S, sweet A______A, lives of ease and L_____E...

But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from A_____A!)

Dessert Menu

Diminishment Dessert:

Take a shot at shortening a long shot

Take the first two syllables of a three-syllable phrase meaning “a quest where success is a long shot.” 

Change the vowel sound of the second
syllable to a shorter vowel sound – but of a different vowel – to get a phrase meaning “a shot in the dark.” 

What are these two phrases?

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104 comments:

  1. Time to post, then hit the hay. As is so often the case, the Appetizers are the most difficult. I could get only Geo's #2 (I think), #4, and half of #6.

    Came up with an answer for the Hors D'O, but frankly, I don't really understand it. I guess my lack of sports-iness is showing!

    I could not find anything for Entree #4 (v), am not sure of #9, but it may be right, am stuck on #10's eighth word (the one that starts with M), and lastly, the Dessert has thus far defeated me. I hunted and hunted and tried all sorts of combos, to no avail.

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    1. I THINK I have the Dessert. The second syllable in the three-syllable phrase is a famous mother. Then you change the vowel sound in that syllable to get a designer clothing brand.

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    2. You HAVE solved the Dessert, Nodd. Congrats.

      LegoWhoNotesThatNodd'sCommentShallNowServeAsAnExcellentHintToTheDessert

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    3. Thanks, Lego. Glad I didn't lead VT on a quest where success is a long shot.

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    4. Appreciate the clue, Nodd. I actually HAD come up with a 'famous mother" (but she was the second AND third syllables), but when I tried to turn that into something, I got nowhere.

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    5. You could try strolling with Lou.

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  2. Hello, all.
    The Russian zh-related puzzles are easy for me, as I was Russian major in undergrad school. Please, not to throw eggs at geofan.

    My Czech woman friend was just here. I gave her a running commentary of the sights (Russian достопримечательности) in DC area; Newport RI and Salem MA, and all points between, all in Russian. It is our common language. She (age 72) of course well remembers the events of 1968. It is a bit strange.

    A correction to Appetizer #6:
    Please add the word "corresponding" in the phrase "... shares any letters with the corresponding animals’ names."

    A supplement to Entrée #3:
    The Russian word for "beetle", Russian phonetic zhuk, starts with the "beetle-shaped letter". On a separate note, italicized Cyrillic letters look quite different from standard typeface Russian. Thus standard typeface понимать ["to understand"] is понимать in italicized form.

    Finally, a different single Cyrillic letter, щ (italic щ), is generally transliterated into English as "shch". Thus Хрщуёв => Khrushchev. In German, this same letter щ is generally transliterated as "schtsch". Thus the leader is Chruschtschow in German, and the Russian phrase "солдаты, защищающие родину" [soldiers who are defending the motherland] transliterates into German as "soldaty, saschtschischtschayuschtschije rodinu".

    Once, whilst traveling from Ekaterinburg to Moscow on a train, I used just this phrase to "defuse" a slightly tense situation with another passenger who was certain that I was a CIA operative, as opposed to a lowly retired electrochemist. It is called "changing the subject".

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    1. 1968? M.L . King, Robert Kennedy, Hudson's Bay graduation etc?

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    2. Plantsmith, remember she is Czech. Think internationally (i.e., not USA only).

      What is "Hudson's Bay graduation"?

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    3. My alma mater. You are asking an American to think internationally? Good luck with that.

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    4. Wow, geo, you have had SOME life! I certainly admire your ability to speak Russian. (My sister-in-law majored in it and French in college; I don't know how much of it she can now remember.)

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    5. Interview on NPR today of lead singer of "P. Riot " Natalia Tamarakova sp? who did two years in jail for political protests. I will not ask for a Russian translation of her band's name.
      With the intracacies of the Russian language -I once heard that the Premier Krushchev dialogue during the cold war was not translated well and he did not mean really to say, "We will bury you," but something like we will outlast you?? Geo any thoughts?
      This is when he took off his shoe and was pounding it on the table. At the time- i was terrified.

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  3. Here is a bonus zhzh puzzle:
    A city much in the news contains a "double zh", i.e., its name contains "zhzh" in its English transliteration. What is this city?

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  4. A final note to Entrée #3:
    The phoneme "zh" definitely does occur in (Mandarin) Chinese, at least in the most-used pinyin transliteration used in the PRC. Consider:
    1. Zhou Enlai (Zhou En Lai), premier of the PRC, 1954-1976 (served under Mao Zedong / Mao Tse Tung);
    2. Zheng Ho [Cheng Ho], Chinese explorer of 15th century;
    3. Zhejiang, an eastern province of China;
    2. Jingdezhen: Chinese city famous for the production of porcelain, including most of the 19th-century Chinese export porcelain intended for the Western market (much of which was imported through Salem, MA; and examples of which are displayed at the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, hence our trip to Salem MA.

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    1. You have quite an impressive background, geofan. Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us non-Russian speakers!

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    2. I am in agreement with Nodd, geofan.
      The comments you make on our blog, as well as your chllenging yet entertaining puzzles, are invariably enlightening!
      My gratitude to you for sharing your linguistic expertise with us regarding not only your Appetizers this week but also my riff-offs of the NPR puzzle by Joe Becker (who obviously also has some linguistic chops!)
      I recal hearing Walter Cronkite and other journalists reporting news about Zhou Enlai, and, if I recall correctly they did indeed pronounce Zhou so that it sounded like "Joe" but beginning with the 'zh" phoneme.
      Your delightful "changing the subject" recollection about your trip "from Ekaterinburg to Moscow on a train" made me smile.
      And, thank you also for your bonus zhzh puzzle:
      A city much in the news contains a "double zh", i.e., its name contains "zhzh" in its English transliteration. What is this city?, which I shall ponder.

      LegoGratefully

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  5. Feliz Cinco de Mayo, amigos!
    Mom and I are fine. Tonight we took Mia Kate out to eat at Pepito's here in Jasper. Mom had been wanting to try their taco salad, though she is otherwise not really a fan of Mexican food. It was only us and Mia Kate because Bryan and Renae are over at Children's Hospital in Birmingham looking after Maddy. She actually has a blood clot in her leg, poor thing. But she's in much better spirits now after spending most of the week there. In fact, she's even learned how to administer her shots herself, which will be necessary once she's finally released(maybe tomorrow). Quite an independent young lady, that one. Our thoughts and prayers are with her. Mia Kate, on the other hand, seems to be managing well if and when she has to stay home alone through all this, but Mom does worry about her, so she thought it would be nice to take her out to eat tonight(technically, Mia Kate called up and invited us out first). But we shouldn't worry too much about her. Mondays through Wednesdays she has her dance class, and then she goes to Planet Fitness to work out on Thursdays. And she actually has a recital coming up on the 21st, which basically involves the different decades: The youngest group does the 50s, the next group(a little older)the 60s, and then Mia Kate's group will be doing the 70s and 80s. She will be dancing with the others to "Money" by Pink Floyd(1973), as well as "Under Pressure" by Queen with David Bowie(1981). She also gets to do a solo dance to a song of her own choosing, and since she's a huge Audrey Hepburn fan, she has chosen to dance to "Moon River", from "Breakfast At Tiffany's"(1961). It promises to be fun(though a bit long). We'll be there.
    Now my progress report for this week:
    Solved Appetizers #1 and #2, but only one animal name in #6, the Slice, Entrees #1, #2, #3(continent and "beetlesque" letter, but not what was launched), #4(all except v, and I really don't think there even is an answer for that one), #5, #6(one of my favorite albums), #7, #8(one surname, but not the other), #9(my answer is NOT a proper name), #10(so basically every Entree, just not every part of each), and the Dessert. Looking forward to any and every hint offered by Lego, as well as geofan. Don't let us down, guys!
    Good luck in solving, please stay safe, and of course, please pray for Maddy. Cranberry out!
    pjbBelievesWalterAndDonaldWouldBeSoProudOfEntrees#6And#7

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  6. Thoughts and prayers for Maddy. Who would in their right mind would get up at 5 a.m. to watch a coronation? It's about 6a.m. now

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    1. Heh heh, Plantie, I just never went to bed....the BBC began coverage at 11:30 p.m. my time (and I later found the same coverage on our Public Broadcast system, called OPB, and it was better because there were no annoying subtitles), and I stuck with it until the Balcony appearances had taken place. Mostly wanted to see the cute kiddies.

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    2. Got me beat on that one V.T. Cute Kiddies- ? Kate and William's.?

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    3. Hadn't quite got to bed yet, flipped over to it purely by accident. Saw what they did for Charles, called it a "night"(day?)by the time they got to Camilla. Too bad the "royal family" concept is really nothing more than just a symbol these days. They make such a big deal over someone who is merely a figurehead now. Has nothing to do with the government or anything like that, actually. At least they(and the Kentucky Derby)weren't affected by the Writers' Strike.
      pjbBelievesMeghanDidn'tReallyMissThatMuch

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    4. Yes, Plantie, the small Waleses!

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    5. You think that golden carriage is really covered in gold? And where was Sir Paul? I did not see him in the second row.

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    6. Yes, I heard some commentator say that it is wood, covered with real gold leaf. So was the more modern and comfortable one, built in 2012 for the Diamond Jubilee.

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  7. Hi, everyone. Some real stumpers for me this week: Missing Schpuzzle, Apps 3 & 5, and half of #6, the Hors d'Oeuvre, part of Entree #3 (don't know what was launched) and Entree #9. For App #3, I could only come up with two states that work per the instructions, but my results didn't make any sense. Admittedly, the "foreign word" part scared me, but I couldn't even see an English word in there.

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    1. Hi Tortie. Schuzzle -- don't overlook the photo.
      App 5 -- last part of 1st word is a car brand.
      E 3 -- wasn't a rocket, but involves them.

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    2. An early hint for Entree #3:
      "Something Russia launched in 2022" is multisyllabic and begins with a vowel.

      LegoWhoNotesThatJesseHadASonInVirginia(OrWasItPerhapsZion?)NamedDavid

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    3. I mean, SCHPUZZLE! Sorry, Lego.

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    4. Actually, Nodd, "Schuzzle" is easier to pronounce than "Schpuzzle." Perhaps we should adopt that non-word as a successor to my harder-to-pronounce non-word "Schpuzzle"!

      LegoWhoMusesOrPerhapsWeShouldGoWithSomethingLike"Spuzzle"Or"Spuzzshel"

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    5. Lego, since it's a pizzeria you're running, maybe Spuzzoli?

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    6. Please keep it as Schpuzzle - it fits and is easier to say than "spuzzle," as exemplified by stereotypical intoxicated speech.

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    7. Tortie, elaborating on Lego's hint for Entree #3, what was launched was NOT into space!

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    8. Tortie, I had the same experience with the only two states that worked in App 3, but results making no sense.

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    9. Nodd: in my solution for App 5, there is no car brand in sight! ...At least that I've ever heard of!

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    10. I gotta go with Nod on this one. Spuzzoli is so close to my favorite gelato-"Spumoni." I think at Anita gelato in Manhattan they have a Spuzzoli gelato or something close to it.
      I tried Schnozzle one time, for the name change but think it was voted down. Anita- gelato =get it. I need a gelato. I little pricey- about 6 dollars a scoop.

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    11. VT, the car brand is minimal, though huge. Spelled backward, it's a different (former) car brand. But there may be other valid answers than mine.

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    12. OK, so I finally have the other word for Entree #3. I had been making an invalid assumption. But I'm stuck on everything else. The car hint didn't help at all. I did come up with sort of an answer, but it only adds three letters, and only the second word is health-related. I'll go with that unless I can actually find the real answer.

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    13. Tortie, sorry the car hint didn't get you there, so to speak. In my answer to App 5, the first word sounds like the first syllable of the surname of a famous health practitioner. And if you delete the first letter of the four letters you add to get the adjectival form, the remaining letters spell a word that is a medical symptom and sounds like a critter that can make you sick. (Thinking up clues for answers I already have is a lot more fun than trying to find answers to puzzles I don't have!)

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    14. Got it now. Thanks! I now understand the car clue as well. This has not been my best week for puzzle solving.

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    15. Nor mine. I doubt I can finish without hints, if at all. At least we still have a couple more days. Glad you got #5.

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    16. I can't find a car-- yet- in my app5 answer.

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    17. In my app 5 answer, I can find only the last half of a word that applies to a transmission.

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  8. In Lego's post above, he proposed removing the "P" from Schpuzzle, i.e. Schuzzle, which is even worse. But Spuzzoli is pretty funny, Nodd!

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    1. Yah, it was just for fun. Don't worry, Geofan, I wouldn't seriously presume to suggest Lego change what ain't broke.

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    2. OK so what is Schpuzzle in Russian -transliteration?

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    3. Шпазл or Шпузл transliterated. "Puzzle" is головоломка.

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    4. головоломка = голово + ломка = head-breaking.

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    5. golovolomka is the transliteration?

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    6. Шпазл (Schpazl) or Шпузл (Schpuzl) are literal transliterations. The word for "puzzle" is головоломка = golovolomka, a compound word, with the 2 parts as noted.

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    7. Sch = as in German; sh in English. I kept it to retain the analogy to the original spelling, Schpuzzle, used by Lego.

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    8. Now if i could only to i-errie in Spanish. Roll the R's.

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  9. Oh, I believe I goofed in my initial Post this week, in that I did solve App #5, but not App #4 (or #3)

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  10. Bonus puzzle #2:
    A town in eastern Wisconsin contains five O's and no other vowels. Furthermore, all 5 of these O's represent the same phoneme (sound the same). What is this Wisconsin town.

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    1. Got it, won't tell until Wednesday. At least this one's better than this week's Sunday Puzzle.
      pjbSaysItReallyStrainedHis"HeadBone"To"Eyeball"ThatThing

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    2. Proud to be an Okie in Muskogee.

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  11. Tuesday Hints:

    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    Often these "euphemistic employees" wear the same garb or, one might say, uniform.

    Worldplaytime Appetizer:
    I shall defer to geofan in providing hints as he deems fit.

    Flambé Field Hors d'Oeuvre
    Think of a word that follows "Dutch" or precedes "and Johnson."

    Garden Of Madison Avenue Slice:
    Think of a compound word that ends in "shack."

    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices:
    The synonym of “profession” has 3 letters, and the synonym of “tow truck” has 7 letters.
    ENTREE #2
    Tha face card may be one-eyed.
    ENTREE #3
    The something Russia launched in 2022 has 3 syllables and rhymes with a denizen of the continent.
    ENTREE #4
    I shall defer to Ecoarchitect to provide hints as he deems fit.
    ENTREE #5
    Eva’s and Magda’s sister called everyone "Dahling."
    ENTREE #6
    Besides the gal in the album title, two other gals, named Peg and Josie, show up on the tracks.
    ENTREE #7
    Delete the first two letters of a Mexican metropolis.
    * Letters 1-2-3 spell a fictional chararacter created by a crack lepidopterist.
    * Letters 3-4-5 are short for a gulf state.
    * Letters 7-8-9 spell a word often paired with a South Bend “Parseghian”
    ENTREE #8
    a General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and a premiere author.
    ENTREE #9
    The proper name that is shortest example we can come up with was portrayed by Leslie Caron.
    ENTREE #10
    More of a Hint: The tenth and eleventh missing words are not exact rhymes, but are rather approximate rhymes.
    Ensconced in laps of LU___Y, the seats of earthly PL_____E,
    We flaunt RO__E, BE__E and AZ__E BI___X – sparkling worldly TR_____E,
    Enjoy MA_____S, sweet AM_____A, lives of ease and LE____E...
    But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from AM____A!)

    Diminishing Returns Dessert:
    The second syllable of the three-syllable phrase meaning “a quest where success is a long shot” is a waterfowl.

    LegoEnsconcedInTheLapsOfLullabyTheSeatsOfEarthlyPlentitude

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    1. Lego, thank you for the hints. I now have solved the Schpuzzle, Hors d'Oeuvre, and Entree #9. I used to have a kitty with that name.

      Hopefully, geofan will provide some hints for his stumpers!

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    2. Actually, geofan always generously provides me with hints for all his stumpers. I just forgot about them! My apologies to geofan. Here they are:
      Worldplaytime Appetizer:

      Big Brown Burg

      1. Think of a small U.S. town that starts and ends with the same letter. Now drop these letters. Mildly rearrange the remainder to make the second words in two familiar phrases, one with “big” and one with “brown.” What are the town and the phrases?
      Hint: The town is important in military history.

      Is this even possible?
      2. This medium-sized central European city has only one vowel, but two syllables. What is the city?
      Hint: One of the letters is not a vowel in English. But it is, as used here, in the language of the country. The city's (arguably) best-known native son most likely used a different name for it.
      “Does God play dice?”
      3. Take two U.S. states, in alphabetical order. Drop a word from each and group all the remaining letters together, reserving one space for later re-use. Change the resulting double letter to a single N. Move the last letter of the result to the fourth position. Finally, insert a diacritical mark and the one reserved space at the appropriate locations. The result is two unrelated words, one foreign, that could be considered antonyms, and which vaguely recall a famous quotation by Einstein. What are these two words?
      Hint: The dropped word is the same in each. The foreign word may refer to him or Him.

      Intracity intercity transport
      4. Think of a form of transport used within cities. This same term also is used for an institution that “transported” other individuals between cities. What is this term?
      Hint: U-Bahn.

      GGG – or not?
      5. Think of a health-related word with a silent G. Add four letters to get its adjectival form, in which the G is no longer silent. What are these words?
      Hint: The four added letters sound like a room in an, ahem, house.

      Letters name animals
      6. Two common English words are homophones of animal names, but neither word shares any letters with the animals’ names. What are they?
      Hint: Both are homophones of (separate) letters of the alphabet.

      LegoSorrySoTardy

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    3. The only one I know I've definitely figured out is the name in #9. Leslie Caron did it for me. Got the word in the Hors d'Oeuvre, but I don't get the connection with "Pampas". If the Russian author is who I think it is(the name I've just found), you need another I in it to make the two antonyms, even though one word doesn't necessarily require an I to be the(possible)antonym for the other word. As for the MA word in #10, I thought it was an ME word. Now I don't know what it could be. Also, the term in the Schpuzzle could be anything, as lots of employees have to wear uniforms. BTW The ball's in your court now, geofan.
      pjbSaysAnyoneElseStillHavingTroubleWithTheSliceAfterThisLastHintHasGotToLearnTo"BeTheBall"

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  12. So, would I conclude that this second syllable for the Dessert, which is still torturing me, is BOTH a famous mom (per Nodd) AND a waterfowl?

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    1. Oh, it finally occurred to me what the famous Mom/waterfowl is. Now just must figure out the rest of the phrases..

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    2. Ok, I believe I have the intiial three-word phrase. However, changing the vowel sound of the second word, seems to me then yields a TWO-word (only) phrase that is meant to me "shot in the dark'.

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    3. You have it right. You only need the first two syllables of the first phrase.

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  13. Hurrah, I finally figured out App #1, thanks to the hint (although by now means right away.)

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    1. Yeah, even with the hint, it took some time for me to figure that out, same as the Hors d'Oeuvre. Only Entree #9 became easy with the hint.

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  14. OK, so now have App #3 and maybe the half of App #6 I was missing. I had actually come up with that half of the answer earlier, but it appears that the usual pronunciation doesn't work with the puzzle. But there was one site that listed it as a homophone, so I'm going with that.

    Should have found the two states earlier. Don't know why I didn't, other than maybe I didn't think that the removed words would be the same. In any case, I still don't know what Einstein quotation the puzzle refers to.

    I had an answer for App #2, but now I think it is wrong. It seems too large to be a medium sized city, in any case.

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    1. Tortie, FWIW here's what I have for App 2 and 6:

      App 2: If you switch the last letter of the city with the penultimate one, and then add a W before the new last letter, you get a word found in the prompt for App 1.

      App 6: My second animal makes me tired.

      I don't have App 4 or Entree 4v, so if you have those any hints would be appreciated. Thanks.

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    2. Probably a bit late at this point., but...

      Think that I don't have Apps #2 and half of #6 right, then. Will continue to try the second animal for App #6.

      App #4. U R on the right track! And if not, maybe try going to your local Subway to get a sandwich.

      Entree #4: This one was a little tricky. I found only one word in the Apple list of words, and it seems to be usually written as one word. But think of Smith & Wesson or Colt.

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    3. Sorry, usually written as two words

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    4. Thanks, Tortie, I'll give those a try in the time remaining.

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    5. I thought of that one for Entree 4v too, but I also thought it was two words. I also have an alternative that's hyphenated.

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    6. Just got App 4, Tortie -- your hint worked!

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  15. SCHPUZZLE
    TEA, EMBER

    APPETIZERS
    1. GETTYSBURG; BIG SUR, BROWN BETTY
    2. BRNO
    3. JERK, SEÑOR; NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK
    4. UNDERGROUND
    5. PHLEGM; PHLEGMATIC
    6. YOU (EWE); EYE (AI – A THREE-TOED SLOTH)

    HORS D’OEUVRE
    HOLE SEVEN; SOUL, HEAVEN

    SLICE
    CADILLAC; LILAC; CALLA LILY

    ENTREE #1
    JOB, WRECKER; JOE BECKER

    ENTREE #2
    JOE BECKER; PALO ALTO (ALPO; SACKS; JACKS; ALTO SAX)

    ENTREE #3
    ASIA; INVASION; ZH; ZHE; ZH, 34

    ENTREE #4
    i. J, Q
    ii. W
    iii. INDIVISIBILITY; TARAMASALATA; ODONTONOSOLOGY
    iv. UNDERSTUDY; OVERSTUFF; GYMNOPHOBIA
    v. WEAPONMAKER; TAMPON-MAKERS (probably not the intended, but I found it used in The Guardian)

    ENTREE #5
    ZSA ZSA ZHIVAGO; ZSA ZSA; ZHIVAGO’S WIVES

    ENTREE #6
    AJA; ASIA; BAJA

    ENTREE #7
    GUADALAJARA; ADA, ALA, AJA, ARA

    ENTREE #8
    LEONID BREZHNEV (REV. BEN); ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN (SILENT, NOISY)

    ENTREE #9
    GIGI

    ENTREE #10
    Ensconced in laps of LUXURY, the seats of earthly PLEASURE,
    We flaunt ROUGE, BEIGE and AZURE BIJOUX – sparkling worldly TREASURE,
    Enjoy MASSAGES, sweet AMBROSIA, lives of ease and LEISURE...
    But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from AMNESIA!)

    Dessert
    WILD GOOSE CHASE; WILD GUESS

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  16. Schpuzzle: TEAM MEMBER – M,M → TEA, EMBER

    Appetizers
    #1: GETTYSBURG – G,G → ETTYSBUR → (brown) BETTY, (Big) SUR
    #2: BRNO (R [also L] can be a vowel in Czech)
    #3: NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK – 2X NEW, move K, chg YY to N → JERK, SENOR, add ~ → SEÑOR
    Einstein quotation rephrased: God (Señor) is not a jerk.
    #4: UNDERGROUND RAILWAY
    #5: PHLEGM, PHLEGMATIC
    #6:
    a YOU, EWE
    b EYE, AI (three-toed sloth of Scrabble fame)

    Hors d'oeurve: GOAL POSTS → POLE GHOSTS [post-Tue-hint: MASTERS = golf] HOLE SEVEN → SOUL, HEAVEN
    Bad golf alternates: PUTTING GREEN → GUTTING PREEN; BAD LIE → LAD BYE; SAND BUNKER → BANNED SUNKER

    Slice: CADILLAC – CAD, rev I,L → LILAC; – D,I,C → CALLA; X – CA, AC, chg D to Y → LILY

    Entrées
    #1: JOB WRECKER → JOB EECKER → JOE BECKER
    #2: JOE BECKER, PALO ALTO → ALPO ALTO, JACKS → SACKS, ALTO SAX
    #3: ZH, Ж, ASIA, INVASION, 26 + 8 = 34
    #4: see below
    i. J, Q
    ii. W [the two former countries that started with W were Western Samoa and West Germany]
    iii. INDIVISIBILITY, SENSELESSNESS, DISPOSSESSES
    iv. OVERSTUFF, SUPERSTUD, UNDERSTUDY
    v. There are none.
    #5: ZSA ZSA ZHIVAGO, her sisters EVA, MAGDA; TANYA, MARINA = Yuri's wives in the novel.
    #6: AJA (Steely Dan), ASIA, BAJA (California)
    #7: GUADALAJARA, ADA (Nabokov novel), chicken A LA king, AJA (Steely Dan), ARA (Parseghian)
    #8: BREZHNEV (Брежнев) [USSR premier], ZHUKOV (Жуков) [Soviet general in WW II], DZERZHINSKY (Дзержинский) [head of Cheka secret police], among many others.
    Post-Tue-hint: SOLZHENITSYN (Солженицын) [Nobel-winning author], BREZHNEV – ZH → REV BEN (Chavis); SOLZHENITSYN – ZH + I → NOISY, SILENT.
    #9: GIGI (proper name); also in Russian ЖАЖДА (zhazhda) = thirst; ЖИЖА (zhizha) = liquid for vaping (the latter found by a Google search). There is also the verb ЖУЖЖАТЬ (zhuzhzhat') = to buzz, with three Ж's in one word, and a doubled Ж-pair.
    #10: LUXURY, PLEASURE, ROUGE, BEIGE, AZURE, BIJOUX, TREASURE, MEASURES [post-Tue-hint: MASSAGES], AMBROSIA, LEISURE, AMNESIA

    Dessert: WILD GOOSE CHASE, chg long U to short E → WILD GUESS

    Bonus puzzle #1: ZAPORIZHZHIA (Ukrainian: Запоріжжя; Russian: Zaporozhye (Запорожье). Also site of an embattled nuclear power plant.

    Bonus puzzle #2: OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin. All the O's are short, as in “octet.”

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    1. Thanks for those bonus puzzles, geofan.
      As usual, great stuff!

      LegoWhoHasBeenInOcOnOmOwOc!(WhichWhenSpelledBackwardBeginsWithACow!)

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  17. Schpuzzle: (Post hint) TEAM MEMBER ( - M & M); TEA, EMBER
    App:
    1. GETTYSBURG, BROWN BETTY, BIG SUR
    2. (Per Nodd’s hint) BRNO (Pre hint) GDANSK
    3. JERK, SEÑOR; NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK (NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK - NEW, NEW -> JERSEYYORK -> JERSENORK JERKSENOR) (no idea about the Einstein quotation) (Pre hint: tried RHODE ISLAND; SOUTH DAKOTA -> -RHODE -SOUTH -> ISLAANNAKOT -> can’t get anything out of that)
    4. UNDERGROUND RAILROAD
    5. (Post numerous Nodd hints) PHLEGM, PHLEGMATIC (first try: MALIGN, MALIGNANT)
    6. YOU, EWE; EYE, AI (at least one site said they are homonyms; however, other dictionaries say the animal is pronounced like ah - ee) (extra, since not a common word: AUKS, OX)
    Hors d’Oeuvre: (Post hint: Masters) HOLE SEVEN; SOUL, HEAVEN
    Slice: CADILLAC, LILAC, CALLA LILY
    Entrees:
    1. JOB, WRECKER ( 23 - 18 = 5 -> E -> EECKER ->), JOE BECKER
    2. JOE BECKER, PALO ALTO, ALPO, SACKS, JACKS, SAX
    3. ASIA, INVASION; ZH; ZHE - ж; ZH, 34 (was stuck getting INVASION because I thought I was looking for a proper noun. Went through a ridiculous number of satellite names…)
    4. i. J, Q; ii. W (WALES is not a sovereign country); iii. INDIVISIBILITY, SENSELESSNESS, INDISTINGUISHABILITY , iv. OVERSTUFF (also UNDERSTUDY; kind of funny that they both start with opposites); v. WEAPONMAKER (best I could find; usually it’s two words)
    5. ZSA ZSA ZHIVAGO; ZSA ZSA GABOR (Dion in “Donna The Prima Donna” pronounces her name “Za Za”); DR. ZHIVAGO WIVES
    6. AJA (by Steely Dan); ASIA; BAJA
    7. GUADALAJARA; ADA, ALA, AJA, ARA
    8. LEONID BREZHNEV, ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN (Hint: REV BEN (CHAVIS); NOISY, SILENT)
    9. (Post hint) GIGI
    10. LUXURY, PLEASURE, ROUGE, BEIGE, AZURE, BIJOUX, TREASURE, MASSAGES, AMBROSIA, LEISURE, AMNESIA
    Dessert: WILD GOOSE CHASE; WILD GUESS

    Bonus puzzle #1: ???
    Bonus puzzle #2: OCONOMOWOC (of course, I looked that up)

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    1. I like AUKS, OX - even though I generally (mis-)pronounce AUK and SQUAWK more like DOG (DAWG) but with the G unvoiced.

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  18. 5/10/23” 80 degrees out
    Schpuzzoli of the Week: “So many puzzles so little time.”
    Day slave. Telecommuter, Worker: someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between,

    Worldplaytime Appetizer:
    A1. Gettysburg- , Butter and Esy- brown butter and Big Esy.
    A4. U, Ewe, ?

    A.5- Malign// Malignant- the antonym also with silent G and more well known benign.
    A6. None.
    A.Bonus 2 Oconomowoc, Minnesota.

    Flambé Field Hors d'Oeuvre.

    Garden Of Madison Avenue Slice/
    Cookshack

    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices:
    E.1#. Job , wrecker-Joe Becker
    ENTREE #2
    Palo, Alto–
    ENTREE #3 Russian Beetle sign, H+Z=34 in Fobonacci sequence. Launch of the Soyhuz space vehicle.

    ENTREE #4
    I. J and Q.11.
    Iii. tenderheartednesses, representativenesses, degeneratenesses,, Feeblemindedneses.
    ENTREE #5 Zsa Zsa Zhivago, Megda as older sis of Zsa Zsa. Yuri and Tonya- power couple
    ENTREE #6 Aja. , Asia, Baja Peninsula
    Besides the gal in the album title, two other gals, named Peg and Josie, show up on the tracks.
    ENTREE #7
    Guadalajara-
    * Ada.
    * Ala.
    * Ara “Parseghian”
    ENTREE #8 Brezhnev, Alexandskr Solzhenitsyn
    .
    ENTREE #9
    Gigi..
    ENTREE #10
    More of a Hint: The tenth and eleventh missing words are not exact rhymes, but are rather approximate rhymes.
    Ensconced in laps of LU_xury__Y, the seats of earthly PL_easure E,
    We flaunt ROuge__E, BEige__E and AZur E, BI___X – sparkling worldly TReasure E,
    Enjoy MAjures_____S, sweet AMbrosia_____A, lives of ease and LEisure_...
    But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from AmnesiA!)

    Diminishing Returns Dessert:
    Hail Mary.



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  19. SCHPUZZLE: TEA/M M/EMBERS => TEA & EMBERS

    APPETIZERS:

    1. GETTYSBURG => BIG SUR & BROWN BETTY

    2. GDANSK

    3. NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK => JERSEYYORK => JERSENORK => JERK , SENOR [Not sure what the Einstein quote might be]

    4. SUBWAY (sandwich shop)

    5. PHLEGM => PHLEGMATIC [Who knew that MG was a car brand? Not me]

    6. YOU & EWE; ??

    HORS D’OEUVRE: SEVEN HOLES => HEAVEN & SOULS [The hint would imply MASTERS]

    SLICE: CADILLAC => LILAC; CALLA; CAYILLAC => LILY

    ENTREES:

    1. JOB & WRECKER => 23 - 18 = 5 => JOB EECKER => JOE BECKER

    2. PALO ALTO => ALPO SACKS [JACKS] ; ALTO SAX

    3. ZH = 26+ 8 = 34; ASIA, INVASION; Russian Beetlesque letter: ZHE

    4. i) J AND Q; (ii) W; (iii) DEFENSELESSNESSES, INDIVISIBILITY, TENDERHEARTEDNESSES; HYDROCHLOROFLUOROCARBON [I love this one!] (iv) OVERSTUFFED; (v) How about Q-PON (i.e. COUPON----ha ha ha ha)

    5. ZSA ZSA ZHIVAGO; ZSA ZSA GABOR; DR. YURI ZHIVAGO was married to TONYA, his adoptive sister.

    6. AJA => BAJA; ASIA

    7. GUADALAJARA => ADALAJARA => ADA; A LA; AJA [by Steely Dan]; ARA.

    8. LEONIS BREZHNEV [Hint: REV BENjamin Chavis] & Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn [Hint: SILENT & NOISY]

    9. GIGI [I’d been toying with ZASU PITTS, but I guess that is wrong on all counts. TORTIE: A little feline named ZASU KITTs would be cute, tho!]]

    10. LUXURY, PLEASURE, ROUGE, BEIGE, AZURE BIJOUX, TREASURE, MAGENTAS?, AMBROSIA [what my mom called me in utero!] , LEISURE, AMNESIA

    DESSERT: WILD GOOSE CHASE = > WILD GUESS (CHASE?) [The only famous ‘mom’ I could think of, previously, was Hail Mary]

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    1. VT, I agree that ZASU KITTS would be a cute kitty name!

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    2. Oh, Tortie, I am so glad you SAW that buried in my answers! I was afraid you'd miss it.

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    3. MY DIL Rachel is a cat person with two cats- Miletus and Tiki. When i stay with them i sleep on the front room couch. Sometimes Tiki will come out and nudge me in the AM with her nose, but Miletus will not give me the time of day. Tiki is about 12 and getting a little long in the tooth. What kind of cats you ask? I have no idea- kind of black with gray striping? Tabbys? No idea. Rachel says cats are very good appraisers of people. I do know where the cat treats are now so i can get them when Tiki starts whining during the day and i am in the apartment with her.

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    4. Yes, Tiki sounds like a tabby to me. Tiki sounds like she'll be devoted to you for life now that you give her treats.

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    5. She does seem to remember me when i go for a visit.

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  20. GM is the car brand? General motors?

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    1. Jeepers, I was so out of it, I didn't even register "GM"!

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    2. I didn't figure it out until I had solved the puzzle.

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  21. The 18 holes at the Augusta golf course have traditional names. Hole 7 is called Pampas. What an obscure hint, except for golf fanatics.

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    1. That was a hard puzzle, even after the hint. It took some effort to get to Masters (kept thinking of either Johnson for "Johnson and Johnson" or "Dutch Oven" or "Dutch Uncle.") Then when I finally came up with Masters, it still took some effort to get to Hole Seven.

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  22. Schpuzzle
    TEAMMEMBER, TEA, EMBER
    Appetizer Menu
    1. GETTYSBURG, BIG SUR, BROWN BETTY
    2. KYIV is what I found, but BRNO and GDANSK both sound a lot better.
    3. NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK, JERK, SENOR(Did Einstein really say something like 'God is not a jerk'?)
    4. SUBWAY/UNDERGROUND RAILROAD
    5. PHLEGM, PHLEGMATIC
    6. EWE/YOU, AI/I
    Menu
    Flame Field Hors d'Oeuvre
    HOLE SEVEN, SOUL, HEAVEN
    Garden Of Madison Avenue Slice
    CADILLAC, LILAC, CALLA LILY
    Entrees
    1. JOB, WRECKER, JOE BECKER
    2. PALO ALTO, ALPO, SACKS, JACKS, ALTO SAX
    3. ASIA, INVASION, ZH, ZHE, 34
    4.
    (I)J and Q
    (II)W
    (III)INDIVISIBILITY, TARAMASALATA, ODONTONOSOLOGY
    (IV)UNDERSTUDY(RSTU)
    (V)I guess WEAPONMAKER(MNOP reversed)would work. I didn't think there was an answer to this one. I do think VT's "Q-PON" is clever, though!
    5. ZSA ZSA ZHIVAGO(nee Gabor)
    6. AJA(Steely Dan, 1977), BAJA
    7. GUADALAJARA, ADA("Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle", by Vladimir Nabokov), A LA, AJA(again), ARA(Parseghian, football player and coach)
    8. (Leonid)BREZHNEV, REV. BEN(Benjamin Franklin Chavis, Jr.), (Alexander)SOLZHENITSYN(it comes out to NOSY and SILENT, which could be antonyms, though if NOISY/SILENT was probably what Lego intended, the surname only has one I)
    9. JEJUNE(my answer), GIGI(the intended answer)
    10. LUXURY, PLEASURE, ROUGE, BEIGE, AZURE, BIJOUX, TREASURE, MASSAGES, AMBROSIA, LEISURE, AMNESIA
    Dessert Menu
    Diminishment Dessert
    WILD GOOSE CHASE, WILD GUESS
    Masked Singer Results:
    CALIFORNIA ROLL=PENTATONIX(Mom was right!)
    MACAW and MEDUSA face off in next week's grand finale!-pjb

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    1. Thanks, PJB, re my Q-pon! It is still making me chuckle.

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    2. I like Q-PON as well.

      pjb, don't forget that the instructions in Entree #8 say to duplicate one of the vowels, so the antonyms are NOISY and SILENT.

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  23. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:

    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    Oven-baked breadwinners
    Remove consecutive letters from a currently hot euphemism for “employee.”
    The result is two words associated with heat.
    What are this euphemism and two words?
    Answer:
    team member; tea, ember

    Appetizer Menu
    Worldplaytime Appetizer:
    Burgs, states, intracity intercity transport, Einstein, silence of the...

    Big Brown Burg
    1. Think of a small U.S. town that starts and ends with the same letter. Now drop these letters. Mildly rearrange the remainder to make the second words in two familiar phrases, one with “big” and one with “brown.” What are the town and the phrases?
    Answer:
    GETTYSBURG, BROWN BETTY, BIG SUR

    Is this even possible?
    2. This medium-sized central European city has only one vowel, but two syllables. What is the city?
    Answer:
    BRNO. Its best-known citizen, Gregor Mendel, a German-speaker, would have called it Brünn.

    “Does God play dice?”
    3. Take two U.S. states, in alphabetical order. Drop a word from each and group all the remaining letters together, reserving one space for later re-use. Change the resulting double letter to a single N. Move the last letter of the result to the fourth position. Finally, insert a diacritical mark and the one reserved space at the appropriate locations. The result is two unrelated words, one foreign, that could be considered antonyms, and which vaguely recall a famous quotation by Einstein. What are these two words?
    Answer:
    New Jersey, New York; JERK, SEÑOR (Mr., or Lord)
    NEW JERSEY + NEW YORK - (NEW + NEW) = JERSEYYORK = JERSENORK = JERKSENOR = JERK + SEÑOR

    Intracity intercity transport
    4. Think of a form of transport used within cities. This same term also is used for an institution that “transported” other individuals between cities. What is this term?
    Answer:
    Underground Railroad

    GGG – or not?
    5. Think of a health-related word with a silent G. Add four letters to get its adjectival form, in which the G is no longer silent. What are these words?
    Answer:
    Phlegm, phlegmatic

    Letters name animals
    6. Two common English words are homophones of animal names, but neither word shares any letters with the animals’ names. What are they?
    Answer:
    YOU – EWE; EYE – AI

    Lego...

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  24. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:

    MENU

    Flambé Field Hors d'Oeuvre
    “If hell is hot, the Frozen Tundra must be...”
    “Pampas” is the name of something, in two words, associated with a sports venue. This venue might be described as “paradisical.”
    Spoonerize those two words to get what sounds like two nouns associated with “paradisical.”
    What are these two words and two nouns?
    Answer:
    Hole Seven; Soul, Heaven;
    (All the holes at Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia are named after flowering shrubs or trees. Hole Seven is named "Pampas")

    Garden Of Madison Avenue Slice:
    Botanical Branding
    Reverse the order of the middle two letters of a well-known brand name and remove the first three letters, leaving a flower. If you instead remove the 3rd, 4th and 8th letters of the brand, the remaining letters, in order, spell the first word of a two-word flower. Finally, if you replace the third letter of the brand with a “y”, remove the first two and last two letters, you can rearrange the remaining letters to spell the second word of the two-word flower. What are this brand name and two flowers?
    Answer:
    Cadillac; Lilac, Calla lily
    CADILLAC=>CADLILAC=>LILAC
    CADILLAC=>CALLA
    CADILLAC=>CAYILLAC=>LILY

    Lego...

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  25. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:
    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices:
    “E.T. Phone... No, Z.H. Phone Me!”
    EQUATION LUXURY
    Will Shortz’s April 30th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, a tough one created by Joe Becker of Palo Alto, California, reads:
    The “zh” sound can be spelled in many different ways in English — like the “s” in MEASURE; like the “g” in BEIGE; like the “z” in AZURE; like the “j” in MAHARAJAH; and like the “x” in LUXURY as some people pronounce it. The “zh” sound can also be spelled as a “t” in one instance. We know of only one common word this is true of, not counting its derivatives. What word is it?
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices read:
    ENTREE #1
    Workers in the auto salvage profession may be required to operate a tow truck. Take a pair of one-word synonyms – of “profession” and “tow truck” – separated by a space.
    Let A=1, B=2, etc. Take the difference between the numbers corresponding to the first two letters of the second synonym. Replace those two letters with the letter corresponding to that difference. Interchange the third and fourth letters of this result. The final result is the name of a puzzle-maker.
    What are these two synonyms?
    Who is the puzzle-maker?
    Answer:
    Job, Wrecker; Joe Becker
    JOB WRECKER => JOB EECKER => JOE BECKER (23,W)-(18,R)=(5,E)
    ENTREE #2
    Name the two-word hometown of a puzzle-maker.
    Take the first word. Move its first letter into the third position. The result is a brand-name food product often packaged in a plural word that rhymes with certain face cards. The second word in the hometown often precedes a homophone of that packaging.
    Who is the puzzle-maker? What is the hometown?
    What is the brand-name food product?
    What is the plural word that it is packaged in?
    What is the face card?
    What is the homophone of that packaging?
    Answer:
    Joe Becker, Palo Alto; Alpo, sacks; jacks; (Alto) sax;
    PALO ALTO => ALPO ALTO

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  26. This week's official answers for the record, part 4:
    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices, continued:
    Note: Entree #3, as are the other nine entrees this week, is inspired by Will Shortz’s NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle created by Joe Becker of Palo Alto, California.
    ENTREE #3
    There are 44 phonemes (link to: https://www.thoughtco.com/sounds-in-english-language-3111166), or “single distinctive sounds,” in the English language.
    One of those 44 English phonemes sounds somewhat similar to how English speakers pronounce the letter J, but it is a bit “breathier.” It consists of two consonants and is therefore called a “consonant phoneme” or “consonant digraph.”
    Two of the 26 letters in our Latin alphabet (A B C, etc.) comprise the common English representation of this particular phoneme. (The sum of their alphanumeric values is a number in the Fibonacci series.) When this phoneme sound is heard in English words, however, there there is no one particular way to write it. Indeed, in English words in which this phoneme occurs, the letters S, G and occasionally J, and even others, might come into play.
    Although this phoneme does not occur at all in the Chinese language, is DOES occur in the Russian language. Indeed, one of the 20 consonants in the 33-letter modern Russian alphabet is used in Russian words that have this sound of this phoneme. Russian has a letter for it! This consonant looks like the letter K attached back-to-back with its mirror image. Some say it resembles a beetle – the insect, not the Volkswagen.
    Two English words associated with Russia contain this phoneme. One is a continent. The other is something Russia launched in 2022.
    What are this continent and the thing that was launched?
    What are the two letters of the phoneme from our alphabet?
    What “beetlesque” Russian letter is used to make the sound of this phoneme?
    What two letters in our Latin alphabet comprise the common English representation of this particular phoneme, and what Fibonacci number is the sum of their alphanumeric values?
    Answer:
    Asia (which, along with Europe, Russia is a part of); Invasion (of Ukraine, on February 24, 2022)
    (zh)
    "Beetle
    (zh), 34 (26+8)
    Note: The following quintet of “mini-riffs” in Entree #4 was created by and bestowed upon us by our friend Greg VanMechelen, whose “Econfusions” is featured regularly on Puzzleria!

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  27. This week's official answers for the record, part 5:
    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices, continued:
    ENTREE #4
    i. What letters don’t appear in the periodic table?
    ii. No country starts with the letter X. What other letter does not start a sovereign country?
    iii. Beekeeper is a well-known word that contains the letter E five times. There are at least three common words that contain the same letter six times. Can you name them?
    iv. DEFine is an example of a common word with three consecutive letters in alphabetical order. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in alphabetical order?
    v. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in reverse alphabetical order (e.g. DCBA)?
    ANSWERS:
    i. What letters don’t appear in the periodic table?
    Answer: J & Q
    ii. No country starts with the letter X. What other letter does not start a sovereign country?
    Answer: W; Wales is a country, but is not sovereign as it comes under the United Kingdom.
    iii. Beekeeper is a well-known word that contains the letter E five times. There are at least three common words that contain the same letter six times. Can you name them?
    Answer: indivisibility, senselessness, possessiveness
    iv. DEFine is an example of a common word with three consecutive letters in alphabetical order. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in alphabetical order?
    Answer: undeRSTUdy and undeRSTUffed
    v. Can you name a common word with four consecutive letters in reverse alphabetical order (e.g. DCBA)?
    Answer: weaPNOMaker ( and weaPNOMaking) are the only ones I know of. Bouts-Rimés kind of fits the bill, but I can't call it common.
    ENTREE #5
    Had Yury wed Eva’s and Magda’s sister instead of Tonya and Marina, that sister would have had an alliterative three-part name, with each part beginning with the “zh” phoneme, as pronounced in the beginning of the word “genre”.
    What is this alliterative name?
    Who is Eva’s and Magda’s sister?
    Who are Tonya and Marina?
    Answer:
    Zsa Zsa Zhivago; Zsa Zsa Gabor; Tonya and Marina are Dr. Yury Zhivago's wives.
    ENTREE #6
    Name a music album the U.S. Library of Congress selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry for being “culturally, historically, or artistically significant.” The album’s title is a homophome of a large place on the map that has an “s” that is pronounced like a “zh”. In the album’s title, a different consonant is pronounced as a “zh”.
    Add a consonant to the beginning of the album’s title to name a well-known peninsula. The consonant that was pronounced as a “zh” in the album’s title is pronounced only as an “h” in the name of the peninsula.
    What is this album?
    What is the place on the map that is its homophone?
    What is the peninsula?
    Answer:
    "Aja" Asia; Baja Peninsula, in Mexico
    ENTREE #7
    Delete the first two letters of a Mexican metropolis.
    * Letters 1-2-3 spell a fictional chararacter who aspired to be a lepidopterist.
    * Letters 3-4-5 are letters flanked by “chicken” and “king.”.
    * Letters 5-6-7 spell the name of a Korean woman and also the name of an album that featured a song titled “Peg.”
    * Letters 7-8-9 spell a word often paired with “Parseghian”... and no, it is not a cheese.
    What is the Mexican metropolis?
    What are the four 3-letter words?
    Answer:
    Guadalajara; Ada (Vladimir Nabokov novel); (Chicken) a la (King); Aja, Ara (Parseghian, Notre Dame football coach)
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  28. This week's official answers for the record, part 6:
    Riffing Off Shortz And Becker Slices, continued:
    ENTREE #8
    The “zh” sound can be spelled in many different ways in English — one of which is, simply, “zh!” Find the surnames of two 20th-Century Russians of note who can boast having both the “zh” sound as well as the “zh” spelling embedded within their surnames.
    Who are these two Russians?
    Hint: Remove the “zh” from the surname of one of the Russians. The remaining letters are an anagram of what what the friends of an African-American civil rights leader, author, journalist, organic chemist, environmentalist and global entrepreneur might call him, for short (short, unlike that “resume!”).
    Remove the “zh” from the surname of the other Russian. The remaining letters, if you duplicate one of the vowels, can be anagrammed to spell a pair of antonyms.
    Answer:
    Leonid Brezhnev (1906-1982), General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union from 1964 until his death in 1982.
    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn (1918-2008), Soviet and Russian novelist, dramatist, and historian who wrote about the gulag.
    Hint:
    Rev. Ben (-jamin Chavis); Silent, noisy;
    BREZHNEV - ZH = BRENEV => REV BEN; SOLZHENITSYN - ZH = SOL + ENITSYN + I => SILENT + NOISY
    ENTREE #9
    Conversion, amnesia, camouflage, majeure (French for “major”), equation, and luxury are six words pronounced using the “zh” phoneme: convers“zh”ion, amnes“zh”ia, camouflag“zh”e, maj“zh”eure, equat“zh”ion, and lux“zh”ury. All are relatively lengthy words.
    Shorter examples are Asia, déjà (French for “already”) and the Taj, in “Taj Mahal” (As“zh”ia, déj“zh”à and the Taj“zh”).
    What is the shortest word you can find that contains TWO “zh” sounds?
    Hint: The shortest example we can come up with is a proper name.
    Answer:
    Gigi
    ENTREE #10
    Each of the eleven missing words in the following quatrain contains a “zh” phoneme.
    Complete the poem.
    Hint: The tenth and eleventh missing words are not exact rhymes, but are rather approximate rhymes.
    Ensconced in laps of L____Y, the seats of earthly P______E,
    We flaunt R___E, B___E and A___E B____X – sparkling worldly T_______,
    Enjoy M______S, sweet A______A, lives of ease and L_____E...
    But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from A_____A!)
    Answer:
    Ensconced in laps of LUXURY, the seats of earthly PLEASURE,
    We flaunt ROUGE, BEIGE and AZURE BIJOUX – sparkling worldly TREASURE,
    Enjoy MASSAGES, sweet AMBROSIA, lives of ease and LEISURE...
    But feel no guilt! (Conveniently, we suffer from AMNESIA!)

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    Diminishing Returns Dessert:
    Take a shot at shortening a long shot
    Take the first two syllables of a three-syllable phrase meaning “a quest where success is a long shot.” Change the vowel sound of the second syllable to a shorter vowel sound – but of a different vowel – to get a phrase meaning “a shot in the dark.”
    What are these two phrases?
    Answer:
    Wild-goose chase; Wild guess

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    1. So, Lego, what was the Einstein quote for App #3? I found nothing even close.

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  29. There is that quote about dice?? Maybe?

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