Friday, September 10, 2021

Land mass, Manhattan, mixed meanings & Mom’s mmmm’s; Hitchhikin’ Wolfgang Van Hailin’? Curlicue, McCoy and castor oil... Inverted-e words & internal rhyme; Libretti with crystal candelabras & mums in Western trousers

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 6!π SERVED

Schpuzzle of the Week:

Libretti with crystal candelabras & mums in Western trousers 

Crystals, trousers, Westerns, libretti (or librettos) and East Asia mums

Besides being plural, what do those five things have in common?

Appetizer Menu

Skydivergent Appetizer:

Land mass, Manhattan, mixed meanings & Mom’s mmmm’s

Note: Mark Scott (aka “skydiveboy,” his screen name) has generously allowed us to use these four clever puzzles on Puzzleria! 

He originally sent them
to Will Shortz who, for one reason or another, declined to use them on NPR.

Holy Mass?

1. ⛪Take a well known North American land mass everyone knows by a one-word name. 

Switch the positions of two letters within that word and say it out loud and it will sound exactly like a well known holy site in another part of the world. 

What are these two places?

Ten-gallon Manhattan

2. 🤠 A boy from South Texas and a boy from North New York City happened to meet on a crowded Manhattan subway and realized they both had something in common when each asked the other, “What do you do?” 

Their answers, which are homophones, were “I ride the ______.” 
See if you can fill in the blank with each homophone.

Synonyms “antonymized”

3.🕮 Think of two three-letter nouns that are synonyms. 

Now think of a four-letter word that might follow each of them to come up with two very different meanings. 

What are these words?

Hint: One answer will be one word, and the other answer will be two words.

Treats spooner-fed by Mom

4. 🤶🍥Think of a two-word treat mothers like making that is popular with all ages. 

Spoonerize this treat to get something it should not have. 

What is this treat, and what it should not have?

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Delmore SCHWArtz Slice:

Inverted-e words & internal rhyme

Take a fourteen-letter word with two properties: 

1. its syllables rhyme, and 

2. half its letters are the same letter.

(The hyphenated word “pell-mell,” for example, possesses these two properties.) 

The fourteen-letter word is itself a property associated with schwas. 

What word is this?

Riffing Off Shortz And Niederman Slices:

Hitchhikin’ Wolfgang Van Hailin’? 

Will Shortz’s September 5th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Derrick
Niederman, of Charleston, South Carolina, reads:

Name a famous person with 8 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname. The last name is a regular uncapitalized word with a single vowel. Change that vowel to make a new word that is humorously defined by the person’s first name. Who is it? 

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz and Niederman Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a puzzle-maker with seven letters in the first name and nine letters in the surname. 

Anagram these sixteen letters to write a three-
word caption for the image pictured here.

What is your caption? 

Note: Your caption should be in the past tense.

ENTREE #2

Name a famous person with 8 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname.

The first name is the second word in a country, and also the second word in that country’s capital.

Take that famous person’s surname.  

Change one letter to a “B” to spell an Indonesian provincial land surrounded by water. 

Change that “B” to a “M” to spell an African country surrounded by land.

Who is this famous person?

What are the country and its capital?

What are the provincial island and landlocked nation?

ENTREE #3

Name a famous person with 8 letters in the first name and 5 letters in the surname. 

The first name is also the name of  a U.S. state.

Remove one of the letters that appears twice in the surname. 

Spell the result backward to name what the Big Otter, Bullpasture and Brush do in that U.S. state.  

Who is this famous person?

What do the Big Otter, Bullpasture and Brush do in the state?

ENTREE #4

Name a famous somewhat recently deceased British person with 8 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname. The surname has a single vowel and can also be a regular uncapitalized noun that is a relative of hornworts (not Hogwarts!) and liverworts.

Change the first vowel in the first name to form an uncapitalized adjective with positive connotations. 

Change the single vowel in the 4-letter noun to an “e” to form a new noun with negative connotations. 

Now change that “e” to an “i” to form a second noun with negative connotations.

Placing each new nown after the adjective, in turn, results in two adjective-noun oxymoronic phrases.

Who is this famous British person? 

What are the two adjective-noun oxymoronic phrases?

ENTREE #5

Name a famous person with 4 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname. 

Change the last letter of the first name to a 2-letter abbreviation of a league he could have played in, but did not. Place this altered first name after the surname. 

The result is one of millions of delicate things you can see “floating” about Pasadena at the beginning of the year.

Who is this famous person? What do you call one of these “floaters”? 

ENTREE #6

A. Name a famous past American Formula One automobile racing driver with 4 letters in his first name and 4 letters in his surname. 

Change the short vowel in the surname to a long vowel sound of a different vowel. 

Saying the first name and altered surname (after adding the article “a” between them) now sounds like something dentists or gravediggers might do in the process of their work. 

Who is this racing driver? 

What might dentists or gravediggers do?

B. Name a famous American composer with 6 letters in his first name and 5 letters in his surname. 

The composer occasionally enjoys a four-course dinner at a five-star (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) restaurant. He is especially thirsty for water because he orders salty fare. His first and last names (after adding the pronoun “his” between them) sound like what the waiter might often do for the composer during the course of the courses. 

Who is this composer? What might the waiter do for the composer during the course of the four courses?

ENTREE #7

Name a British singer/songwriter with 5 letters in the first name and 5 letters in the surname. 

Change the first letter in singer’s surname.

The result is a cylinder one might find on the beach. 

Who is this singer/songwriter? 

What might be found on the beach?

Dessert Menu 

Bobbie Herder Dessert:

Curlicue, McCoy, castor oil...

Whenever Bobbie Herder partakes in her favorite casual hobby she keeps a log of everything she sees. 

For example, one day she wrote down: “freebie,” “flamenco,” “sandpaper,” “curlicue,” “wobbler,” “blackboard,” “Reuben,” “McCoy” and “castor oil.”      
You can thus describe Bobbie with a two-word phrase that, when you spoonerize it by switching its initial letters, sounds like a second two-word phrase that also describes Bobbie. 

What are these two phrases?

What are the nine entries that you would have written (more accurately) into Bobbie’s logbook on that day had you been in her shoes?

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

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82 comments:

  1. Even though it's the eve of the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I hope y'all are having a good Friday out there, and thanks for letting me get the ball rolling on the blog.
    Sunny and in the 80s here in Jasper. Look forward to taking a couple of long walks around here this weekend, although Alabama will be playing Mercer(who?)tomorrow at 3PM. Mom and I had Arby's for supper. She had a prime rib sandwich, and I had the half-pound roast beef and crinkle fries and a Coke Zero. Have you ever noticed if you get the crinkle fries, you still get a curly fry or two mixed in there? Nothing wrong with that, I've just noticed it. I took a shower, too. Have yet to get to the Prize Crossword on the Guardian website, thought I'd stop by here first(and apparently kick things off)on the blog.
    Tricky puzzles this week. I don't expect SDB to offer hints, but I did solve his second offering. So far I've got all Entrees except #4, and figured out what the Dessert is all about, though I don't understand "freebie", "curlicue", or "castor oil". I totally get all the others, though. Any hints provided will be greatly appreciated(that means you too, SDB!).
    Good luck in solving, please stay safe, if you're vaxxed relax, and if not, get that shot! Good luck to Coach Saban and the boys! Cranberry out!
    pjbHopesTheTideKeepsA-Rollin'AllDayLong

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    1. We have been going to Arbys quite a bit after watching the girls tennis lessons. I like the rootbeer floats and have not tried the prime- rib sandwich yet. I have yet to try their reuben. Maybe next time. It's still pretty hot.
      Have you played much fantasy football. I am on a league at work. I have little idea what i am doing and have chosen almost all players from same team- Seahwaks. We will see.
      Go Dogs.

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    2. I don't do fantasy football. Here in AL we care more about the real thing.
      pjbKnowsTheTideBeatMercerTodayEasily

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    3. People take their football seriously down here. Watched part of the Ohio state game. To see 70,000 people without masks and holding hands was kind of disconcerting. I guess these young folks are all immune.

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  2. Is a landmass different from a landmark??

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  4. I can trade an E4 hint for a SDB 2.Since i am a plant smith.

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  5. Re SDB's #1, I didn't know if a 'landmass' could be a country or not.

    As for Entrees, I'm stuck on #7.

    Have no idea how to tackle the Schpuzzle; I'm terrible at "what do these things have in common?" puzzles! I figure it takes a "head strike" or whatever we were calling those things, to come up with an answer. Googling sure didn't work.

    I DID get the Slice, and was pleased it was fairly quickly.

    Can't solve Dessert, tho, or SDB's 3 or 4, either. I believe I do have his #2, altho I'm not completely sure ...

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  6. I thought 7 might be David Bowie but could not work it out.

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  7. VT. I can trade part of dessert for SDB I. Wait for it...

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  8. Dessert-- who was the first lady in 1964??

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  9. I think a continent is a landmass, but I think we can forget about that.
    I think an island is a landmass.
    I think possibly a peninsula or a cape might be a landmass.
    I don't think a mountain is a landmass.
    I could be wrong.

    I greatly fear that we have, in our ignorance, been mispronouncing something, and are about to be educated; I hope I'm wrong.

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    1. I've concluded that anything involving pronunciation can be tricky business.

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  10. So it could be an island like Catalina?

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    1. I really don't know, but that's generally where my thoughts are trending.

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  11. In retrospect, the "talent" (skydiveboy) and the "editor" (yours truly) should have written "land mass" as oneword. Indeed, unless skydiveboy harbors any qualms, I do believe I will tweak the text to make it so.

    LegoWhoChallengesYouToRearrangeTheLettersIn"NewDoor"ToFormOneWord

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    1. Apparently land mass and landmass are interchangeable with no change in meaning. I do not offer hints to my puzzles.

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    2. My answer to App #1 changes the first vowel of the landmass name to equal the second one. I do not know whether this means "switch" in the sense of the puzzle.

      Otherwise, have all except App #3 and #4 and the Schpuzzle. Speaking as a former NY-area resident and public transport aficionado, IMHO one part to #2 is not what a typical New Yorker would say.

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  12. Geo-for App. three i have two things you can put on your head-but that is far as i got..
    Also when i lived in NYC one summer i had my Metro card.

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    1. Which is better, Plantsmith, a Metro card or a Geo Metro?

      LegoJustAsking

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    2. My son has lived in NYC for eighteen years and never owned a Geo Metro. Or any car for that matter.

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    3. It could depend on whose head, P'Smith.

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    4. Hooray for your son, Plantsmith!

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    5. I think the two things you put on your heard will actually work.doe A#3. What was the name of the Dr. Zeuss masterpiece.?

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    6. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins!!

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  14. Seems as if an early Schpuzzle hint may be in order...
    Had I created this puzzle when I wore a younger man's clothes, I might have instead asked "What do these four things have in common.

    LegoWhoAdmitsThatWhileTheSchpuzzleMayTestYourWitsItIsAtLeastOneOfMyMoreTastefulEfforts

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  15. If popcorn were two words and you spoonerize- well it would not be good for the kids.??

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  16. This is an unexpected place to find validation of a person mentioned.

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    1. Hello Mendo Jim. Have not seen you round these parts for a spell.

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    2. Yes, welcome to Puzzleria!, Mendo Jim. Glad to see you dropped by. Do so any time.

      LegoWhoWouldLikeToBoastThat"YouCanExpectTheUnexpectedOnPuzzleria!"ButMustAdmitAlasThatUsuallyYouCannotExpectMuchMoreThan"TheExpected"

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  17. Have a non-food-related solution to the Schpuzzle, if plurals are allowed. Has to do with automobile safety and politicians (among others). But both words are usually compound ones.

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  18. Late Sunday Hints:
    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    'Tis truly a tasteful puzzle.
    The thing that would NOT have been included had I written the puzzle when I wore a younger man's trousers? East Asia Mums!

    Skydivergent Appetizer:
    skydiveboy may provide some hints... when the Devil dons a parka and snowpants!

    Delmore SCHWArtz Slice:
    The seven letters in the word that are the same letter of the alphabet appear six times in this hint (not counting the italicized headline).

    Riffing Off Shortz And Niederman Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    The critter's name is "Herman."
    ENTREE #2
    The famous person is a painter. Say "Hello" to him.
    ENTREE #3
    I'm afraid I made this puzzle too easy to solve. As for you solvers, "Don't be..."
    ENTREE #4
    The famous somewhat recently deceased British person was a racecar driver. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards probably shunned him!
    ENTREE #5
    The team name with which the famous person is most associated describes his surname.
    ENTREE #6
    A. The famous past American Formula One automobile racing driver's name is a "Hink-Pink!"
    B. "Hey, is that Alfred under that umbrella, sippin a pina colada?"
    ENTREE #7
    The Bunch, Led Zeppelin, Fotheringay, Fairport Convention, The Strawbs...

    Bobbie Herder Dessert:
    Spoonerizing two adjacent words in the text of the puzzle should reveal Ms. Herder's hobby.
    The nine entries you would have written into her logbook begin wit the letters:
    P, F, S, C, W, B, R M and K.

    LegoWhoPredictsTheOralsAndTheCordonAlesWillCompeteInTheWorldSeries

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    2. Reminds me of the soup Nazi, "No hints for you." Oh yea SNL..

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  19. Got #4 thanks to the mention of the Glimmer Twins! But how do YOU know what I would have written in her logbook?
    pjbFinallyGotSomeSatisfactionWithThisWeek'sRiff-Offs

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  20. I do not have the solution to A1. However, I know of a word that fits the conditions exactly. I have heard it pronounced in locales that, in some instances, don't even require the switching of letter places. That pronunciation is actually quite schwa-esque - thus fitting a theme hereabouts.

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  21. The Schpuzzle reminds me somehow of the dinner scene during " The big Night." It is interesting that Mums in Chinese culture represent Autumn and one of the Four Gentleman-- Orchids, Bamboo, Plum blossoms- in winter. They are displayed in many traditional Chinese paintings. In China they have been cultivated since 8 thousand years B.C.

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    1. Thank you, Plantsmith (Puzzleria!s resident professor of botany).

      LegoMumMummerMummest

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    2. Yes and have you tried the McPlant yet?

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    3. Yes, Plantsmith... It was delicious!

      LegoWhoCan'tGetEnoughOfTwoAllLeaf(Rice)PattiesSpecialMossLettuceTreesPickledPeppersOnATofuBasedBun!

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  22. I finally came up with AN idea for the Schpuzzle, however it could well be completely wrong....actually, I can't apply what I came up with to the mums, and I don't have any idea what the hints about their not being included when Lego was younger means.

    But since it's otherwise completely hopeless, I will proffer my 'solution', such as it is, tomorrow.

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  23. Finally got what I believe is the answer to App #1. My earlier answer is related to it religiously, but how one gets there does not follow exactly the specified route (see earlier post).

    For App #4 have a forest of not-too-good alternates, some NSFW (will not report these).

    Still in the dark on the Schpuzzle - all others solved.

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  24. Currently our TVs are working, but they've been messing up all day today. Mom even had to call a phone number to find out what to do next. They said something about us waiting three to five business days for them to send a new "tower", but it seems to be working right now. We've even considered going back to Spectrum. We're currently on DIRECTV. Here's hoping we have no further problems tonight...or from now on.
    pjbIsLuckyThere'sNotThatMuchOnTonight

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  25. TV's messed up again, and Mom says she's signed us back up with Spectrum, but she doesn't know how to get out of the deal with DIRECTV. I'll be sleeping with my phone playing music all night. Still need hints for everything short of SDB's puzzles(for obvious reasons). RIP Norm MacDonald.
    pjbSaysTVOrNotTV,ThatIsTheQuestion

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    1. Good luck getting out of Direct TV. We just cut loose from Comcast and it was an ordeal. YOu have to say NO- over and over.

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  26. Anyone been to St. Nukoy Basilica??

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    1. Is it in the Yukon? Or at the University of Connecticut campus?

      LegoSuddenlyIsABitChilly

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    2. t was built at the top of Chukov pass to commemorate those who died on the journey,

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  27. Schpuzzle Hint:
    Pretzel, lemon, apple pie, kale, mushroom.

    LegoSuddenlyIsABitPeckish

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  28. Sounds like a pizza order. It might be pretty tasty.

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  29. Schpuzzle: [stymied]

    Appetizers:
    1. America & Mecca (switch the first "a" and the "m", say it out loud fast without stress (see below), and . . . . )
    2. Plain & Plane
    3. Cap; Hat; Size (Capsize & Hat Size)
    4. [stymied]

    DS Slice: Stresslessness

    Entrees:
    1. Ermine Drank Cider (Derrick Niederman)
    2. Salvador Dali; San Salvador; Bali & Mali
    3. Virginia Woolf - "o" = Flow
    4. Stirling Moss; Sterling Mess & Sterling Miss
    5. Pete Rose; Rose Petal (change "e" to "al")
    6.A. Phil Hill (change "i" in Hill to long "o" sound); Fill a Hole
    6.B. Philip Glass; (sounds like) Fill Up His Glass
    7. Sandy Denny; Sandy Heinie (can) or Sandy Leinie (can)

    Dessert: Bird Watcher & Word Botcher; Phoebe, Flamingo; Sandpiper, Curlew, Warbler, Blackbird, Robin, Macaw, Kestrel (one wonders where those could all be seen in the same day?)

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  30. PHIL HILL > FILL A HOLE
    PHILIP GLASS > FILL UP HIS GLASS
    STIRLING MOSS > STERLING MESS / MISS
    VIRGINIA WOOLF / FLOW

    Bobbie Herder is a BIRD WATCHER and a WORD BOTCHER:
    FREEBIE > PHOEBE
    FLAMENCO > FLAMINGO
    SANDPAPER > SANDPIPER
    CURLICUE > CURLEW
    WOBBLER > WARBLER
    BLACKBOARD > BLACKBIRD
    REUBEN > ROBIN
    McCOY > MACAW
    CASTOR OIL > KESTREL

    DERRICK NIEDERMAN > ERMINE DRANK CIDER
    SANDY DENNY > SANDY PENNY

    I’ve decided there’s no way to get to the Vatican from the Yucatán. If I have to guess, I’ll say Alcatraz turns into something Islamic, but I can’t see what.

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  31. SCHPUZZLE: LINES? (Crystals have facets, trousers have creases, Westerns have spoken lines, Librettos have written lines, and I’m not quite sure about East Asia mums…if they're meant to be the flowers or mothers.)

    SDB APPETIZERS:

    1. ??

    2. BRONCS / BRONX

    3. BOY / LAD; MAN / GUY; SON / BOY; END / TIP; TOP / LID; POT / URN; JOG / RUN; BED / COT; JOB / GIG; SUM/ALL; HAT/LID/CAP; TUB/ VAT; ARC / BOW; CUT / FEE; TIN/CAN; ????
    4.

    SLICE: STRESSLESSNESS

    ENTREES:

    1. DERRICK NIEDERMAN. => ERMINE DRANK CIDER.

    2. SALVADOR DALI => EL SALVADOR & SAN SALVADOR; BALI; MALI

    3. VIRGINIA WOOLF => FLOW

    4. STIRLING MOSS => STERLING; MESS; MISS; STERLING MESS & STERLING MISS

    5. ROSS MUIR => MUIR ROSES? [Never heard of this person, nor the guy in #4.]

    6. (A) PHIL HILL => FILL A HOLE; (B) PHILIP GLASS => FILL UP HIS GLASS

    7. SANDY DENNY => SANDY PENNY [A penny is a CYLINDER? Never heard of this person either.]

    DESSERT: She is a BIRD WATCHER, also, WORD BOTCHER:
    1. PHOEBE;
    2. FLAMINGO;
    3. SANDPIPER;
    4. CURLEW;
    5. WARBLER;
    6. BLACKBIRD;
    7. ROBIN;
    8. MACAW;
    9. KESTREL

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    1. OOh, I had been trying so hard to turn something into MECCA.....I see that GB did it....but I never thought America would work.

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    2. Also thought it had to be Mecca. On the list i looked at i had actually been to two--NYC Cathedral of the Divine -my NYC summer and Byodo Temple in Hawaii on the Windward side.

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  33. Schpuzzle: [stymied]

    Appetizers:
    1. (a) ALASKA, exch S,K → ALAKSA → AL AQSA (Dome of the Rock mosque in Jerusalem)
    (b) CUBA → CABA → KAABA (first vowel replaced, not switched)

    2. BRONX/BRONCS

    3. (a) AIR, GAS + BAGS → AIRBAGS (safety devices), GAS BAGS (e.g. politicians)
    (b) CAP, HAT + SIZE → CAPSIZE, HAT SIZE [post-Plantsmith's Sat comments]

    4. Note: Solutions marked * are imperfect Spoonerisms, i.e. “sound-alikes.”
    (a) COLE SLAW → SOLE CLAW (i.e. no crab meat)
    (b,c*) [2 NSFW solutions for 1 baked and 1 fried dish]
    (d*) POT ROAST → ROT PO(a)ST
    (e) FRIED CAKE → CRIED “FAKE!”
    (f) ROAST BEEF → BOAST “REEF!”
    (g) FRIED BREAD → (sounds like) BRIDE FRED
    (h) HONEY MINT (lemonade) → MONEY HINT

    Slice: STRESSLESSNESS

    Entrées
    #1: DERRICK NIEDERMAN → ERMINE DRANK CIDER
    #2: SALVADOR DALI → BALI, MALI, (San)SALVADOR, (El)SALVADOR
    #3: VIRGINIA WOOLF – O → FLOW
    #4: STIRLING MOSS, chg I to E → STERLING MESS, MISS
    #5: PETE ROSE – E + AL → ROSE PETAL
    #6: (a) PHIL HILL, chg I to O + “a” → FILL a HOLE
    (b) PHILIP GLASS → FILL UP his GLASS
    #7: SANDY DENNY, chg D to P → SANDY PENNY

    Dessert: BIRD WATCHER → WORD BOTCHER
    PHOEBE, FLAMINGO, SANDPIPER, CUCKOO or CURLEW, WARBLER, BLACKBIRD, ROBIN, MACAW, KESTREL

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    1. Today have had problems to log on to Blogger. It took me several re-boots of the laptop (each with multiple repetitions of the ~10-step procedure I must use to post a blog post here.

      Then I posted the above answer list but (in the multiple access difficulties) neglected to delete the NSFW line.

      If any saw the original, my apologies. I re-posted the "clean version" as soon as I could get back into Puzzleria.
      geofan

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    2. NYC subway users would probably say "I am going on the A or C uptown, or maybe 8th Avenue uptown [or analogous for other lines]. Or in the older days, the BMT, IRT or IND uptown. Not the "Bronx". Hence my earlier comment.

      But a decent puzzle nonetheless. The Al Aqsa one was really good; also HAT/CAP.

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    3. I usually get the uptown 6 train from Grand Central to my son's stop on 110th and Lex, Funny when i first rode the subway i did not know what uptown meant and someone had to explain it to me. I think they chuckled.

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  34. 9/15/21 Light rain 79 degrees.

    Schpuzzle:Things to wear at a Bar Mitzvah? Librettos are also a brand of soccer shorts.

    Appetizers:
    1. Yukon, St. Nukoy Basilica
    2. Rails, Trails
    3. Cap; Hat; Size (Cap rate , Hatrack)
    4. Pop corn-- Cop/ Porn

    Slice ???

    Entrees:
    1. Mink diner. ??
    2. Salvador Dali; San Salvador, Bali , Mali
    3. Virginia Woolf -o//Flow
    4. Stirling Moss; Sterling Mess , Sterling Miss
    5. Pete Rose; Rose Petals
    6.A. Phil Hill, ,Fill a Hole
    7. Sandy Denny, Sandy Penny.

    Dessert: Bird Watcher & Word Butcher; Phoebe--??, Flamingo; Sandpiper, Curlew, Warbler, Blackbird, Robin, Decoy , Kestrel.
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    1. In extension to Plantsmith's Schpuzzle answer:
      L'shanah tovah to all who celebrate :)

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    2. Appetizer Menu
      Skydiveboy's #2
      BURROS, BOROUGHS
      #3
      CAP, HAT, SIZE(CAPSIZE, HAT SIZE)
      Menu
      Delmore SCHWArtz Slice
      STRESSLESSNESS
      Entrees
      1. DERRICK NIEDERMAN, ERMINE DRANK CIDER
      2. SALVADOR DALI, EL SALVADOR, SAN SALVADOR, MALI, BALI
      3. VIRGINIA WOOLF, FLOW
      4. STIRLING MOSS, STERLING MESS or MISS
      5. PETE ROSE, ROSE PETALS
      6.
      A. PHIL HILL, FILL A HOLE
      B. PHILIP GLASS, FILL UP HIS GLASS
      7. SANDY DENNY, SANDY PENNY
      Dessert
      "Bobbie Herder" is a spoonerism of "Hobby Birder", meaning she is a birdwatcher(word botcher).
      Phoebe(?)
      Flamingo
      Sandpiper
      Curlew
      Warbler
      Blackbird
      Robin
      Macaw
      Kestrel
      We're currently still trying to get Spectrum set up in our house, but we haven't got a signal from them. Waiting for a miracle at this point. Pray for us.-pjb

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    3. Can you still get Net flix on our Ipad?. or phone?

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    4. I'm always having trouble maintaining a valid password.
      pjbWondersIfBettyWhiteHasThisSameProblem,BeingMarriedToAllenLuddenForSoLong

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  35. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:

    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    Mums in Western trousers & Libretti with crystal candelabras
    Crystals, trousers, Westerns, libretti (or librettos) and East Asia mums.
    Besides being plural, what do those five things have in common?
    Answer:
    Consecutive letters in each, if rearranged, spell one of the five tastes: salty, sour, sweet, bitter, and umami. (crYSTALs, tROUSers, WESTErns, lIBRETTi (or librettos), east asIA MUMs)
    Crystals, trousers, westerns, libretti (or librettos), and East Asia mums. Besides being plural, what do those five things have in common?
    Answer:
    Consecutive letters in each, if rearranged, spell one of the five tastes: salty, sour, sweet, bitter, and umami. (crYSTALs, tROUSers, WESTErns, lIBRETTi (or librettos), east asIA MUMs)

    Appetizer Menu
    Skydivergent Appetizer:
    Land mass, Manhattan, mixed meanings & Mom’s mmmm’s
    Holy Mass?
    1. Think of a well known North American land mass everyone knows by a one-word name.
    Switch positions of two letters within that word and say it out loud and it will sound exactly like a well known holy site in another part of the world.
    What are these two places?
    Answer:
    Alaska (sk= >ks) ("Alaksa" sounds like Al-Aqsa Mosque.)
    Ten-gallon Manhattan
    2. A boy from South Texas and a boy from North New York City happened to meet on a crowded Manhattan subway and realized they both had something in common when they both asked each other what they do.
    Their homophone answers were “I ride the BLANK.”
    See if you can fill in the blank.
    Answer:
    “I ride the broncs.” & “I ride the Bronx.”
    Synonyms “antonymized”
    3. Think of two three-letter nouns that are synonyms.
    Now think of a four-letter word that might follow each of them to come up with two very different meanings.
    What are these words?
    Hint: One answer will be one word, and the other answer will be two words.
    Answer:
    CAP & HAT + SIZE to get CAPSIZE & HAT SIZE.
    Treats spooner-fed by Mom
    4. Think of a two-word treat mothers like making that is popular with all ages.
    Spoonerize this treat to get something it should not have.
    What is this treat, and what it should not have?
    Answer: Puff Tarts & tough parts.

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    Delmore SCHWArtz Slice:
    Inverted-e words with internal rhyme
    Take a fourteen-letter word with two properties:
    1. its syllables rhyme, and
    2. half its letters are the same letter.
    (The hyphenated word “pell-mell,” for example, possesses these two properties.)
    The fourteen-letter word is itself a property associated with schwas.
    What word is this?
    Answer:
    Stresslessness

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    1. Umami was on the tip of my tongue. The schpuzzle reminds me of the standard puzzle awhile back on NPR. Very few solvers. Can't believe Will did not use it. What was he thinking?

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  36. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:

    Riffing Off Shortz And Niederman Slices:
    Hitchhikin’ Wolfgang Van Hailin’? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMDoj8VVzh8
    ENTREE #1
    Name a puzzle-maker with seven letters in the first name and nine letters in the surname. Anagram these sixteen letters to write a three-word caption for the image pictured here.
    What is your caption?
    Note: Your caption should be in the past tense.
    Answer:
    Derrick Niederman; Ermine drank cider
    ENTREE #2
    Name a famous person with 8 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname.
    The first name is the second word in a country, and also the second word in that country’s capital.
    Take that famous person’s surname. Change one letter to a “B” to make an Indonesian provincial land surrounded by water. Change that “B” to a “M” to make an African country surrounded by land.
    Who is this famous person?
    What are the country and its capital?
    What are the provincial island and landlocked nation?
    Answer:
    Salvador Dali; El Salvador, San Salvador; Bali, Mali
    ENTREE #3
    Name a famous person with 8 letters in the first name and 5 letters in the surname. The first name is also a U.S. state.
    Remove one of the letters that appears twice in the surname. Spell the result backward to spell what the Big Otter, Bullpasture and Brush do in that state.
    Who is this famous person?
    What do the Big Otter, Bullpasture and Brush do in the state?
    Answer:
    Virginia Woolf; flow
    ENTREE #4
    Name a famous somewhat recently deceased British person with 8 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname. The surname has a single vowel and can also be a regular uncapitalized noun.
    Change the first vowel in the first name to form an uncapitalized adjective with positive connotations.
    Change the single vowel in the 4-letter noun to an “e” to form a new noun with negative connotations. Now change that “e” to an “i” to form a second noun with negative connotations.
    Placing each new nown after the adjective, in turn, results in two adjective-noun oxymoronic phrases.
    Who is this famous British person?
    What are the two adjective-noun oxymoronic phrases?
    Answer:
    Stirling Moss; sterling mess, sterling miss
    ENTREE #5
    Name a famous person with 4 letters in the first name and 4 letters in the surname. Change the last letter of the first name to a 2-letter abbreviation of a league he could have played in, but did not. Place this altered first name after the surname.
    The result is one of millions of delicate things you can see “floating” about Pasadena at the beginning of the year.
    Who is this famous person? What do you call one of these “floaters”?
    Pete Rose; Rose petal (at the Rose Bowl Parade)
    Answer:
    ENTREE #6
    A. Name a famous past American Formula One automobile racing driver with 4 letters in his first name and 4 letters in his surname. Change the short vowel in the surname to a long vowel sound of a different vowel. Saying the first name and altered surname (after adding the article “a” between them) now sounds like something dentists or gravediggers might do in the process of their work.
    Who is this racing driver? What might dentists or gravediggers do?
    B. Name a famous American composer with 6 letters in his first name and 5 letters in his surname. The composer occasionally enjoys a four-course dinner at a fancy restaurant. He is especially thirsty for water because he orders salty fare. His first and last names (after adding the pronoun “his” between them) sound like what the waitron might often do during the course of the courses.
    Who is this composer? What might the waitron often do during the course of the four courses?
    Answer:
    A. Phil Hill; Fill a hole
    B. Philip Glass; Fill up his glass

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  37. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:
    Riffing Off Shortz And Niederman Slices (continued):

    ENTREE #7
    Name a British singer/songwriter with 5 letters in the first name and 5 letters in the surname. Change the first letter in singer’s surname. The result is a cylinder one might find on the beach.
    Who is this singer/songwriter? What might be found on the beach?
    Answer:
    Sandy Denny; Sandy Penny
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shlRX7zFP64
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOB57UcYk8

    Dessert Menu

    Bobbie Herder Dessert:
    Curlicue, McCoy, castor oil...

    Every time Bobbie Herder partakes in her favorite pasttime she keeps a log of everything she sees.
    For example, one day she wrote down: “freebie,” “flamenco,” “sandpaper,” “curlicue,” “wobbler,” “blackboard,” “Reuben,” “McCoy” and “castor oil.”
    You can thus describe Bobbie with a two-word phrase that, when you interchange its first letters, also sounds like a second two-word phrase that also describes her.
    What are these two phrases?
    What are the nine entries you would have written into Bobbie’s logbook on that day had you been in her shoes.
    Answer:
    Bird watcher, word botcher;
    Phoebe (“freebie”), Flamingo (“flamenco”), Sandpiper (“sandpaper”), Curlue (“curlicue”), Warbler (“wobbler”), Blackbird (“blackboard”), Robin (“Reuben”), Macaw (“McCoy”) and Kestrel (“castor oil”)
    Note: The best shoes to use while engaged in "birding" (bird watching) are Merrell Men’s Moab Edge 2 Waterproof Sneakers or Columbia Men’s Newton Ridge Plus Ii Waterproof Hiking Boots.

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