Friday, May 29, 2020

Doggerel that just dozen’t die! Filthily lucrative flummoxen; What’s the color of a cataclysm? Lose a letter, win; lose a letter, lose! Great American novel? No... great American nosh!

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Schpuzzle Of The Week: 
Great American novel? No... great American nosh!



Replace the last word in the title of a 20th-Century novel with a synonym. 
The initial letters in this altered title spell a healthy food. 
What are this title and food?



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“PerCASHion” Conundrums
Filthily lucrative flummoxen 

🥁1. Think of a synonym for currency. 
Add an A and rearrange. 
The result will be a type of worker.
🥁2. Name an honorific. 
Remove a letter to name someone who is tight with money. 
Remove a different letter from the honorific to name a term from carpentry.
🥁3. Name a currency. 
Place a letter at the start and end to name a small part of the body. 
Place a different letter in the center to name something even smaller.



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Circular Slice:
Doggerel that just dozen’t die! 

I have x’ed out a dozen words in this circular piece of doggerel that I created about a half-century ago. Unlike fine wine, it has not aged particularly well! 
Still, it has somehow survived.  
In any event, what are these twelve words?
Hint: For each word, the number of x’s is equal to the number of letters.

Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices:
Lose a letter, win; lose a letter, lose!

Will Shortz’s May 24th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Patrick J. Berry of Jasper, Alabama, reads: 
Think of a well-known European city in seven letters. If you remove the third letter, you’ll get a two-word phrase describing what you must do to win a race. If instead you remove the fourth letter, you’ll get a two-word phrase describing what you can’t do to win a race. What’s the city?
Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices read:
ENTREE #1:
Think of a puzzle-maker, in 13 letters, whose first name rhymes with a two-word stage performance.
Double the third, fifth, sixth and ninth letters in the name, resulting in a total of 17 letters. 
Rearrange these letters to form:
* one of two participants in the stage performance (6 letters)
* what the other participant does to the 6-letter participant during the performance’s finale (4 letters)
* a word associated with the puzzle-maker (7 letters).
Who is this puzzle-maker?
What is the stage performance? 
What are the performance participant, what the other participant does to that participant, and the word associated with the puzzle-maker?
ENTREE #2:
Think of a well-known Asian city in six letters that is associated with a certain enclosure in eight letters. 
If you remove the third and sixth letters of the city, you’ll get another word associated with that enclosure. 
What’s the city?
What are the enclosure and the other word associated with it?
ENTREE #3:
Think of a well-known European city in five letters. 
If you remove the second letter, you’ll get a word spoken by inhabitants of the city that means “taken. 
If instead you remove the fourth letter, you’ll get such a word meaning “leave.” 
If instead you remove the fifth letter, you’ll get such a word meaning “bet.” 
What’s the city?
What are the three words?
ENTREE #4:
Think of a well-known South American city in eight letters. 
If you remove the first four letters, you’ll get a Shakespearean character. 
If instead you remove the first and sixth letters, then tack a U.S. breadbasket state postal abbreviation onto the end, you’ll get a Sophocles character. 
What’s the city?
Who are the two characters?
ENTREE #5:
Think of a well-known European city in six letters. 
If you get rid of the first and third letters, you’ll get a word describing the climate of the continent south of the city. 
If instead you get rid of the fourth and fifth letters, you’ll get an acronym for a 40-year-old North American non-profit organization.
What’s the city?
What are the climate and non-profit?
ENTREE #6:
Think of a well-known European city in nine letters. 
If you remove the fourth and ninth letters, you’ll get a common noun followed by a proper noun. 
The proper noun is the first name of a person who appears to be striving to raise the technological [common noun]. 
What’s the city?
Who is the person? 
What is the technological [common noun] that this person is trying to raise?
Hint: The person has been in the national news this past week.
ENTREE #7:
Think of a well-known African city in ten letters. If you divide the city into three parts, you’ll get 
* the first name of an NHL star associated with Washington, D.C.; 
* a common conjunction, and
* an anagram of the first name of a past multi-millionaire whose wife was associated with Washington, D.C. 
What’s the city?
Who are the NHL star and the multi-millionaire?


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Phenomenological Dessert:
What’s the color of a cataclysm? 

Name a cataclysmic geological phenomenon, in eight letters. 
Remove half its letters, an equal number from the beginning and end, leaving the color of the phenomenon. 
What is this phenomenon?
Hint: The color of the phenomenon can also serve as a prefix indicating the locus of the phenomenon. 

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33 comments:

  1. Good morning Lego!
    You would have to make up an elaborate anagram using my name that I can't figure out myself, wouldn't you? I know the stage performance, but can't get any further than that. That and the Dessert are the only ones I can't get right away. I do hope some hints will be forthcoming this week. To all the others out there, I wish you good luck, good solving, and of course, good health!

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    1. cranberry,
      Congrats again on your NPR puzzle.
      ENTREE #1:
      * the 6-letter participant in the stage performance is an "eerie" creature.
      * what the other participant does to the 6-letter participant during the performance’s finale is a 4-letter word that, as a noun, can follow the word "soda."
      * The 7-letter word associated with the puzzle-maker is an rhymes with a word that sometimes precedes "pencil," "pen," "powder" or "stick."

      LegoSaysTo"LookFor"TheAnswerToTheDessertInThe"WavesThatCrashAgainstTheShore"

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    2. Good one! Now all I need is the Dessert, but I'll need a better hint.

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  2. Well, I see pjb beat me to it! I have everything except Entree #2, four words out of the 12 of the Circular Slice, and Dessert. I guess it must be an 'easy' week?

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  3. Lego,
    Will I start out this week,
    with a figure, to savor,
    and wonder, or worry, or ponder, or favor:
    In the poem's right half-ring, are there maybe two errors?
    Please don't mind me asking,
    Are we (royal) just the bearers
    Of bad news at two places: letters five, and not six?
    At the start of the right arc, We're a wee bit perplexed.
    And the poem's final blank space --
    To maintain Lego's tricks?
    Is it there yet again
    Letters five, and not six??
    If one makes these corrections, everything can conform
    to the sense of the scan
    So that we may move on...
    To the next weekly puzzle, up to now all are easy
    But maybe the Entrées
    may make geo queasy??

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    1. "geovid,"
      Very nice verse! Thank you.
      I have made the two corrections:
      Blank #2: 'round a pulse they are xxxxx
      Blank #5: which hovers xxxxx

      LegoWhoBelievesTheQueasyWheelGetsTheGrease

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    2. Verified, it is true,
      We have finished the poem!
      And now to the Schpuzzle,
      We then can go home.
      To think of Dessert, the last one left unsolved,
      It seems easy, We think,
      But may be more involved.
      Will intense meditation
      And not just a look
      Reveal the true answer?
      And close out the book!

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    3. The Circular Slice reminded me fondly of the mast, Bulb-lit back then!

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    4. Yes, geofan, "Nemo's Omen" and the "white-disc doggerel" are both blasts from a distant past.

      LegoDredgerOfHistory

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  4. Got all the Entrées rather quickly.
    Hint for Entrée #2: Take the second city (metro area) of the country in which the city of interest is located. Rearrange to obtain an object that most likely would not fit into the enclosure of interest.

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  5. Thought Entrées #1 and #2 were particularly clever. Hint for anagram for #1: The action (verb) is also a noun that does not apply to said puzzlemaker.

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    1. Thanks, geofan.
      As to: "The action (verb) is also a noun that does not apply to said puzzlemaker..."
      Agreed.

      LegoSaysTheNounDoesNotApplyTogeofanEither

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  6. I only looked at the Schpuzzle and got the answer quickly. Just like how I read it long ago.

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  7. Got the Schpuzzle and the Dessert! Hints for them:

    Schpuzzle - A. favorite. author. of. Lego's.

    Dessert - Take the removed letters in order. Change one letter to obtain an alcoholic beverage. Or drop a letter to obtain a word in a phrase that describes how too many live today.

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    1. Or, remove one letter (from the removed letters, in order) to name a word for any cathedral town.

      LegoGlimpseSpotSpy

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  8. And now, another song parody:
    PANDEMIC BUG(Sung to the tune of "Band on the Run" by PC and Wings)
    Stuck inside these four walls,
    Seems like it's forever.
    Never touching no one,
    Finding friends on Zoom.
    Phone and Zoom.
    Phone and Zoom.
    If I ever get out of here,
    Thought of planning a getaway,
    Far away from the CDC.
    Won't give Fauci the time of day,
    If I ever get out of here.
    (We may never get out of here!)
    Well, Coronavirus really kicked some ass,
    As a threat to everyone.
    And the first one said to the second on Zoom:
    "I hope you're having fun!"
    Pandemic bug, pandemic bug
    And Ol' Mike Pence
    Just makes us tense,
    And Trump just has to shrug.
    For the pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh,
    Seeing how many have gone.
    And then Trump was yappin' in a press conference.
    (Man I hate it when he's on!)
    Pandemic bug, pandemic bug
    And that guy Mike Pence
    Just has no sense,
    And Trump just looks so smug.
    For the pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    Yeah, the pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    Well, the night was falling as the sheltered world
    Began to settle down.
    In the town they search for TP everywhere,
    But it never can be found!
    Pandemic bug, pandemic bug.
    At six feet apart,
    It breaks my heart.
    I sure could use a hug.
    Blame the pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    The pandemic bug.
    (Apologies to Sir Paul, et al.)

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    1. Excellent, cranberry. You are truly the "Poet of Parody"!

      Here are the lyrics for those who may want to sing along (see ThisKaraokeLink):

      PANDEMIC BUG(Sung to the tune of "Band on the Run" by PC and Wings)
      Stuck inside these four walls,
      Seems like it's forever.
      Never touching no one,
      Finding friends on Zoom.
      Phone and Zoom.
      Phone and Zoom.
      If I ever get out of here,
      Thought of planning a getaway,
      Far away from the CDC.
      Won't give Fauci the time of day,
      If I ever get out of here.
      (We may never get out of here!)
      Well, Coronavirus really kicked some ass,
      As a threat to everyone.
      And the first one said to the second on Zoom:
      "I hope you're having fun!"
      Pandemic bug, pandemic bug
      And Ol' Mike Pence
      Just makes us tense,
      And Trump just has to shrug.
      For the pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh,
      Seeing how many have gone.
      And then Trump was yappin' in a press conference.
      (Man I hate it when he's on!)
      Pandemic bug, pandemic bug
      And that guy Mike Pence
      Just has no sense,
      And Trump just looks so smug.
      For the pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      Yeah, the pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      Well, the night was falling as the sheltered world
      Began to settle down.
      In the town they search for TP everywhere,
      But it never can be found!
      Pandemic bug, pandemic bug.
      At six feet apart,
      It breaks my heart.
      I sure could use a hug.
      Blame the pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.
      The pandemic bug.

      LegoWhoEncouragesThoseWhoMayWantTo"SingAlongWithCran"

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    2. I meant to say PM and Wings, not PC. Sorry about that.

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    1. My sickly pale wife Su shi asked me to tuna piano Sochi could play classics like Salmon Dave's "Sole Man."

      LegoNapoleonSoloMan

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    2. I tend to associate sushi with raw fish, but I guess, technically, that's sashimi. In any event, eating a whole fish raw, like The Old Man Assailing The Ocean did, does not seem particularly healthy.

      I never would have gotten SEAQUAKE without the hint; I was stuck on land trying to do something with UMBER.

      MISTER > MISER, MITER

      stop, found, read, face, above, fence, rhyme, chime, steel, speed, flow, grow


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  10. I still don't have the Dessert! How about another hint, Lego?

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  11. The key word in the Dessert is in its title: "What's the color of a cataclysm?"
    What we're seeking is a natural cataclysmic event described by definition #3 here.
    Imagine Game 3 of the Giants/A's World series about 30 years ago, but played underwater!

    LegoAddsThatTheSecondPartOfTheCompoundWordForTheCataclysmIsTheSecondPartOfTheCompundWordThatIsTheAnswer

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  12. SCHPUZZLE: THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA/OCEAN => TOMATO

    CONUNDRUMS:

    1. MONEY => YEOMAN

    2. MISTER => MISER; MITER

    3. EURO => NEURON; NEUTRON

    CIRCULAR SLICE: STOP; WOUND; READ; FACE; ABOVE; FENCE; SENSE; RHYME; STEEL; SPEED; FLOW; GROW

    ENTREES:

    1. PATRICK J BERRY => PATTRIICCKJBBERRY => RABBIT, JERK, CRYPTIC [HAT TRICK]

    2. MANILA => MAIL [as in manilla being a brown envelope?] INTRAMUROS, Walled City ???? GEO'S HINT: ANIMAL

    3. PARIS => PRIS; PARS; PARI

    4. SANTIAGO => IAGO; ANTIGO & NE => ANTIGONE

    5. MADRID => ARID; MADD

    6. BARCELONA => ELON [Musk] & BAR

    7. ALEXANDRIA => ALEX & AND & ARI [Onassis]

    DESSERT: SEAQUAKE => AQU

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  13. Oops, I missed copying the last 'a' in AQUA.

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  14. You mean, I'm the first one to post answers this week, albeit three hours late? I can't believe it!

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    1. Oops, I see now that Paul posted some answers....but it wasn't obvious.

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  15. Schpuzzle
    THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA; THE OLD MAN AND THE OCEAN would make TOMATO.
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    Conundrums
    1. MONEY, YEOMAN
    2. MISTER, MISER, MITER
    3. EURO, NEURON, NEUTRON
    Menu
    Circular Slice
    STOP
    BOUND
    READ
    FACE
    ABOVE
    FENCE
    SENSE
    STEEL
    SPEED
    FLOW
    GROW
    Entrees
    1. PATRICK J. BERRY, HAT TRICK, RABBIT, JERK, CRYPTIC
    2. MANILA, ENVELOPE, MAIL
    3. PARIS, PRIS, PARS, PARI
    4. SANTIAGO, IAGO, ANTIGONE
    5. MADRID, ARID, MADD(Mothers Against Drunk Driving)
    6. BARCELONA, ELON(Musk), BAR
    7. ALEXANDRIA, ALEX(Ovechkin)AND ARI(Onassis)
    Dessert
    SEAQUAKE(AQUA)
    Great wordplay with my name, Lego!-pjb

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  16. This week's answers for the record, part 1:

    Schpuzzle Of The Week:
    Great American novel? No... great American nosh!
    Replace the last word in the title of a 20th-Century novel with a synonym.
    The initial letters in this altered title spell a healthy food.
    What are this title and food?
    Answer:
    "The Old Man and the Sea (Ocean)" Tomato


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    “PerCASHion” Conundrums
    Filthily lucrative flummoxen
    1. Think of a synonym for currency. Add an A and rearrange. The result will be a type of worker.
    Answer:
    MONEY, YEOMAN
    2. Name an honorific. Remove a letter to name someone who is tight with money. Remove a different letter from the honorific to name a term from carpentry.
    Answer:
    MISTER, MISER, MITER
    3. Name a currency. Place a letter at the start and end to name a small part of the body. Place a different letter in the center to name something even smaller.
    Answer:
    EURO, NEURON, NEUTRON

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    Circular Slice:
    The doggerel that dozen’t end
    I have x’ed out twelve words in this circular piece of doggerel. What are they?
    Answer:
    (See just above this week's Comments Section for the completed image.)
    Clockwise from the upper-right:
    stop, wound, read, face, above, fence, rhyme, chime, steel, speed, flow grow

    Lego...

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  17. This week's answers for the record, part 2:

    Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices:
    Lose a letter win, lose a letter lose!
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices read:
    ENTREE #1:
    Think of a puzzle-maker, in 13 letters, whose first name rhymes with a two-word stage performance.
    Double the third, fifth, sixth and ninth letters in the name, resulting in a total of 17 letters.
    Rearrange these letters to form:
    * one of two participants in the performance (6 letters)
    * what the other participant does to the 6-letter participant durning the performance’s finale (4 letters)
    * a word associated with the puzzle-maker (7 letters).
    Who is this puzzle-maker?
    What is the stage performance?
    What are the performance participant, what the other participant does, and the word associated with the puzzle-maker?
    Answer:
    Patrick J. Berry; Hat trick (performed by a magician); Rabbit; Jerk; Cryptic
    ENTREE #2:
    Think of a well-known Asian city in six letters that is associated with certain enclosures. If you remove the third and sixth letters, you’ll get a word also associated with that same enclosure.
    What’s the city?
    What is the enclosure and the other word associated with it?
    Answer:
    Manila (Philippines); Envelope, Mail
    ENTREE #3:
    Think of a well-known European city in five letters. If you remove the second letter, you’ll get a word meaning “taken” spoken by inhabitants of the city. If instead you remove the fourth letter, you’ll get a word meaning “leave.” If instead you remove the fifth letter, you’ll get a word meaning “bet.”
    What’s the city?
    What are the three words?
    Answer:
    Paris (France); pris=taken; pars=leave; pari=bet
    ENTREE #4:
    Think of a well-known South American city in eight letters. If you remove the first four letters, you’ll get a Shakespeare character. If instead you remove the first and sixth letters, then tack a U.S. breadbasket state postal abbreviation onto the end, you’ll get a Sophocles character.
    What’s the city?
    Who are the two characters?
    Answer:
    Santiago (Chile); Iago, Antigone
    ENTREE #5:
    Think of a well-known European city in six letters. If you get rid of the first and third letters, you’ll get a word describing the climate of the continent south of the city. If instead you ret rid of the fourth and fifth letters, you’ll get an acronym for a 40-year-old North American non-profit organization.
    What’s the city?
    What are the climate and non-profit?
    Answer:
    Madrid (Spain); Arid; MADD
    ENTREE #6:
    Think of a well-known European city in nine letters. If you remove the fourth and ninth letters, you’ll get a common noun followed by a proper noun. The proper noun is the first name of a person who appears to be striving to raise the technological [common noun].
    What’s the city?
    Who is the person? What technological thing is this person trying to raise?
    Answer:
    Barcelona (Spain)" Elon (Musk) who seems to be striving to raise the technological "bar.".
    ENTREE #7:
    Think of a well-known African city in ten letters. If you divide the city into three parts, you’ll get
    * the first name of an NHL star associated with Washington, D.C.;
    * a common conjunction, and
    * the first name of a past multi-millionaire whose wife was associated with Washington, D.C.
    What’s the city?
    Who are the NHL star and the multi-millionaire?
    Answer:
    Alexandria (Egypt); Alex Ovechkin; Ari Onassis

    Dessert:
    What’s the color of a cataclysm?
    Name a cataclysmic geological phenomenon, in eight letters.
    Remove half its letters, an equal number from the beginning and end, leaving the color of the phenomenon.
    What is this phenomenon?
    Hint: The color of the phenomenon can also serve as a prefix indicating the locus of the phenomenon.
    Answer:
    Seaquake; SeAQUAke

    Lego!

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  18. Sorry, forgot to post-- forgot deadline day. I got them all and not alternate answers.

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    1. Thanks,geofan.
      Look for geofan's Worldplay on tomorrow's Puzzleria!

      Lego...

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