PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 5πe2 SERVEDSchpuzzle of the Week:
Writers of the Purple Prose
Zane Grey, a native of Zanesville, Ohio, was a dentist, minor league baseball player and novelist perhaps best known for authoring “Riders of the Purple Sage.” Grey may well have written – but alas did not write – the following line in any of his fictional works:
“I once faced a crafty ________, perched upon the pitcher’s mound like a Greek god atop Olympus. I was patient and worked the count to full – three balls, two strikes. But he then served up a knuckleball that fluttered by like a
butterfly and, like a knucklehead, I swung, missed and struck ___! _____!”The letters in the first blank are an anagram of the letters in the last two blanks.
What are the three missing words?
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‘Tis Patrick’s Cryptic Opus #42!...
(From a Cruciverbal Setter with Fortitude!)
Our good friend and “resident Renaissance Man” Patrick J. Berry (aka “cranberry” or PJB) is the proud possessor of a broad spectrum of interests, knowledge, and popular cultural chops.
Music, for instance, is just one of Patrick’s myriad interests. In this, his latest cryptic masterpiece, our favorite cruciverbalist has planted seven crossword clues (six of them “Down,” one of them “Across”) that harmonize to produce a masterful musical theme! ’Tis truly a beautifully phonic, and symphonic, feat! Thus this, Patrick’s 42nd Cryptic Crossword to be featured on Puzzleria!, shall surely challenge your musical chops and sharpen your musical IQ.
We invite you to revel in Patrick’s enigmatic magic, and to share in his knowledge of, and enthusiasm for, joyous noises!
You may want to prpare yourself by solving one-or-more of Patrick’s previous 41 Cryptic Crosswords... just open any one of the links below:
For those who may be new to cryptic crossword puzzles, Patrick has compiled the following list of basic cryptic crossword instructions:
Regarding the Across and Down clues and their format: The number (or numbers) that appear in parentheses at the end of the clue indicate how many letters are in the answer. Multiple numbers in parentheses indicate how letters are distributed in multiple-word answers.
For example, (5) simply indicates a 5-letter answer like “Queen,” (4,4) indicates a 4-plus-4-letter answer like “bass riff,” and (1-4) indicates a 1-letter-plus-4-letter hyphenated answer like “B-Side.”For further insight on how to decipher these numbered cryptic clues, see Patrick’s “Cryptic Crossword Tutorial” in this link to his November 2017 Cryptic Crossword.
That Tutorial appears below the filled-in Answer Grid in that edition of Puzzleria!And so, relax, place a groovy vinyl platter on
your turntable and don your headphones...and your thinking cap!
Enjoy the jangle! And the jingle!
ACROSS
1. Strange to see a policeman when he’s not working(7) 5. Spot some sort of
conspiracy in school(7)
10. Air Force veteran has a shot, though not as physically fit(8)
11. Celebrities, without hesitation, can be such
malicious individuals(6) 12. Cut on record including bit of improvisation by lead
singer(6)
13. Duck outside room in end(8)
14. What might happen as one’s turned to leave, grabbing keys?(4,6) 16. Bit of the Riot Act?(4)
17. Republicans taken aback by old comic strip character(4)
19. Depressed, went to get drink(10)
21. Tries again before last minute, for practice(8)
22. Turn boat around, eager to lose English sea monster...(6) 23. ...recalled this alternative involves one island in the South Pacific(6)
24. Bloody excellent meat kept inside on
display(8)
25. Sad end after serious cut(7)
26. No sense in some having sex?(7)
DOWN
2. Filmmaker has wasted life, with love over(7)3. Song from 9 crashing bore? It may be an omen! (4,3,4,4)
4. Stranger story to be found in article(5)
6. Singer ruined art, to a VIP? (9)
7. No time for idiot paid to sing a new arrangement for 9’s hit (4,1,3,2,5)8. In short, managed to find fruit(7)
9. Pop singer making Presbyterians nervous?
(7,6)
15. See 22 Down
18. Talk at length about classwork(7)20. Part for extremely likeable people in
movie(7)
22. Family concealing rage, ultimately very embarrassed about cat hanging around—married him!(5.9)
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Cork-Or-Cap Hors d’Oeuvre:
Beverage bottles & beetles
Name a surname that is a brand name.Name also a kind of bottle associated with cheap summertime beverages that boast relatively itsy-bitsy alcohol contents.
Spoonerize these words to get a summertime insect.
What are this brand name and kind of bottle?
What is the summertime insect?
Drummer? Strummer? Punk-Band Bummer Slice:
Joe Strummer? Not the answer!
Name a living musician, in two words, whose main instrument was not designed to be strummed.
The last 40% of this musician’s name is the brand of a hair-care product. The first 60% of the name spells an adjective used by this manufacturer and similar product manufacturers to tout the “naturalness” of their their product.
Riffing Off Shortz And Young Entrees:
Tracking Subatomic Subs!
Will Shortz’s January 18th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday Puzzle Challenge, created by Joseph Young of St. Cloud, Minnesota, reads:
Think of a word that means “very small.” Move
the first syllable to the end, separated by a space, and you’ll get a two-word phrase naming something that is very large. What words are these?Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Young Entrees read:
ENTREE #1
Take:
~ the surname of a past “trophy-worthy” wordplay aficionado and author (4 letters),
~ the surname of a past “winning” European poet and playwright (4 letters), and
~ the first name of a living Pulitzer Prize–winning historian, biographer and author of New York Times bestsellers (3 letters).Rearrange these 11 letters to spell the name of a puzzle-maker.
Who are these three authors and one puzzle-maker?
(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are terrific riffs courtesy of our friend Nodd, author of “Nodd ready for prime time” on Puzzleria!)
ENTREE #2Think of a word describing figurative speech.
Move two consecutive interior letters to the
end, preceded by a space, to get a two-word phrase describing Piper Laurie’s character in a 1976 film. What words are these?
ENTREE #3
Think of a word for what you might need to do with new software if it does not work correctly at first.
Move five consecutive letters to the end, preceded by a space, to get a two-word phrase describing what an NBA center might need at a dude ranch. What words are these?
ENTREE #4Think of the last name of a 20th-Century author and religious figure.
Move three consecutive letters to the end, preceded by a space, to get a two-word phrase describing a famous town in England.
What words are these?
ENTREE #5
Think of a word for a category of military operations. Move six consecutive letters to the end, preceded by a space, to get a two-word phrase describing Hannibal Lecter. What words are these?ENTREE #6Think of a word that means alert. Move five consecutive letters to the end, preceded by a
space, to get a two-word phrase describing action you might need to take to ensure certain pests are not entering your house. What words are these?
ENTREE #7
Think of a word for an improvement or innovation. Move the first syllable to the end, preceded by a space, to get a two-word phrase describing something you might have seen in 2024. What words are these? ENTREE # 8Name a well-known word that appears to consist of a pair of adjacent numerical prefixes, each with the same number of letters. The apparent prefix on the right, however, does not function as a prefix (it’s on the right!) and derives from a Greek word associated with marketing.
What is this well-known word?
ENTREE #9
Think of a numerical prefix, like the “uni-” in “unicycle” or the “kilo-” in “kilowatt.”
Place after this prefix letters that would spell a mathematical constant... if we were to replace a vowel with the next vowel that follows it in the alphabet (a becomes e, e becomes i, i becomes o, etc.).This prefix, followed by the altered
mathematical constant, spell a food that has an “awfully offal” reputation, even though it is a nutrient-rich source of protein, B vitamins and minerals.
Move the prefix to the end. The result is a kind of dish – not a dish (like revenge!) best served cold, but one best not served at all!
What are this prefix, mathematical constant and dish?
ENTREE #10
Morton, feeling depressed and down in the dumpy doldrums, scheduled an appointment with his psychiatrist, Dr. Psyche Trieste, to discuss a change of scenery, of surroundings, of lifestyle, of perspective, of friends, of habits.
Dr. Trieste listened carefully and patiently, only infrequently asking her patient to clarify and explain his plight more fully. After a half-hour of listening to Morton's morosely meandering monologue, the doc prescribed a radical change of scenery...
“Morton,” she said, “there is no more fitting solution and change-of-scenery that I can recommend to you than Asia!”
Within a month, Morton had been lain to rest. His survivors, alas, are accusing Dr. Trieste of murder, and suing her for, psychological malpractice.
What was her alleged “rhetorical murder weapon?”
Dessert Menu
Island Nation Dessert:
“We ought to have a motto!”
Remove the first and final letters from the second word in the name of an island nation. “Just slightly rearrange” its remaining letters.
Insert a space someplace to get the first two words of an official national motto.Then fill in the following blanks: “If metal gets
___ it may ____.” Move the last letter of the first word to the beginning of the second word, forming the remaining words of the motto.
What are this island nation and words in the two blanks?
What is the national motto?
Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!
Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Thursday.
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