**PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER (876 + 54) SERVED**

We feature this week a ⇓⇓⇓⇓ four-part Riffing Off Shortz Slice. It asks the solver to shift some numbers around to equalize inequalities, then to translate numerical equations into English poetry.

⇓ One anatomical Appetizer,

⇓ One Best Seller Slice, and

⇓ One world map Dessert.

Please enjoy.

**Appetizer Menu**

__Body Language Appetizer:__

*Anatomy leads to antonymy*

Place the names of two body parts, singular and plural, next to each other without a space. Inserting spaces in two different places results in three consecutive new words. The first and third new words are antonyms of one another. The second new word names what one of the body parts allows you to do. What are these body parts?

**MENU**

__Best Seller Slice:__

*Men of (somewhat different) letters*

Remove some consecutive letters from the full name (as it appears on dust jackets) of a best-selling author to form the full name (as it appears on dust jackets) of another best-selling author who has published about four times as many books as the first author, and in a different genre. Who are these authors?

__Riffing Off Shortz And Guido Slices:__

*Translating algebra into English*

*Write down the equation 65 – 43 = 21. You’ll notice that this is not correct. 65 minus 43 equals 22, not 21. The object is to move exactly two of the digits to create a correct equation. There is no trick in the puzzle’s wording. In the answer, the minus and equal signs do not move.*

Puzzleria’s! Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:

ONE:

Write down the equation 65 – 43 = 210. You’ll notice that this is not correct. 65 minus 43 equals 22, not 210. The object is to move exactly two of the digits to create a correct equation. There is no trick in the puzzle’s wording. In the answer, the minus and equal signs do not move.

TWO:

Write down the equation 65 = 43 – 210. You’ll notice that this is not correct. The object is to delete exactly one digit and move exactly two of the remaining six digits to create a correct equation. There is no trick in the puzzle’s wording. In the answer, the minus and equal signs do not move.
THREE:

Translate the following equation into an English quatrain. The first and third lines are written in iambic tetrameter. The second and fourth lines are written in iambic trimeter with dangling unstressed syllables at their ends.

__(13 + 20)__+ (30 + 4

^{3}) = 97

Here is an outline of what the quatrain will look like:

A _____’_ _____ ____ _ _____ Divided __ ______

Plus ______ ____ ___ ____ __ ____

Will _____ ______-_____.

FOUR:

Translate the following equation into an English quatrain in iambic heptameter.

($100)(12) – [($0.10)(7,000) + ($0.25)(1,200) + ($0.05)(x)] = 0

The first couplet of the quatrain consists of two declarative sentences, each ending with a period. The second couplet of the quatrain includes a colon and a comma, in that order, and ends with a question mark.

The verse contains 45 words.

Its first line contains 11 words, one of them a contraction; The second line contains 12 words; The third line contains 11 words; The fourth line contains 9 words.

There are no hyphenated words in the verse.

The final words of the four lines are, in order, “times,” “bill,” [a word that rhymes with “times”] and [a word that rhymes with “bill”].

Below, in alphabetical order, are 25 of the 35 remaininng (43 – 8) words that appear in the quatrain. The number in parentheses following each word indicates the line in which it appears:

a (1), a (2), and (3), blown (3), break (2), cash (1), crisp (2), dollar (2), each (2), how (4), I (2), in (1), income’s (1), is (3), many (4), me (1), meager (1), month (2), on (3), paid (1), slots (3), sum (3), to (1), vendors (3), year (2);

The remaining 10 words (35 – 25) are evident in the algebraic equation that is to be translated.

Here is an outline of what the quatrain will look like:

My ______ ______’_ ____ __ __ __ ____ _ _____ times

Per ____. ____ _____ _ _____ _ _____ ___ _______ ______ bill.

This ___ __ _____ __ _____ ___ _______: _____ ________ [“times” rhyme],

Twelve _______ ________ ____ ___ ____ _______ ______ [“bill” rhyme]?

(Finally, solve for x.)

**Dessert Menu**

*Climate change of place*

Remove a two-letter abbreviation from a city on the world map, leaving two words in which all five vowels appear exactly once except for “a” (which not appear at all).

Reverse the positions of the two words, remove the space, replace the “u” with an “a” and eliminate the “e”. The result, spelled backward, names the climate of this city.

What is this city, and what is its climate?

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