Merry Christmas
and Happy Hanukah from Joseph Young’s Puzzle –ria! This week’s blog will be a
tad less intense and a mite more mellow than usual.
Oh sure, we
will still serve up a merry menu of puzzle slices, but some will be ones you
may want to share with family members, especially precocious youngsters, if you
encounter any leisurely down-time over the holidays.
We baked these
puzzles in hopes that they’ll melt in your mouth, not melt down your brain.
But first, here
are a few of our favorite Yuletide things, things that lift us up into the
spirit of Christmas:
The evangelist
Luke’s nativity narrative;
And, movies
galore:
Now here is this week’s
merry menu of pine-fresh Puzzleria! slices. Hop aboard and join us on our Magical
Mystical Yuletide Tour, on our SantaNantucket Sleighride to the snowy peaks of Puzzledom:
Menu
Evergreen Slice:
O, Miss Kris Tree…
Miss Kris Tree stands
in the family room by the picture window, skirted and all decked out with
shiny, sparkly “adornaments,” with a ribbony rainbow of gaily wrapped presents at her feet… er, her foot. Also at her foot are her pet shrubs, Puppytree and Kittentree. Solve the
following riddles regarding Miss Kris Tree:
What does Miss Kris
Tree do when people applaud her?
After a few too many
Christmas cookies, where does she keep her “spare tire”?
What does she prefer having her Christmas day turkey dinner with?
How does Miss Kris
Tree describe someone who is in a jittery state of anticipation?
What does Miss Kris
put scoops of ice cream into?
When Kris wears a
hooded parka how does she accessorize it?
What nickname does
Miss Kris Tree use when referring to Hollywood?
Besides her hooded
parka, what does Miss Kris Tree wear to keep warm?
What type of salad
dressing does Miss Kris Tree pour onto her chef salad?
What are her two
favorite math subjects at school?
What does Miss Kris
tell nervous strangers about her pet puppy, “Puppytree”?
What does Puppytree
say when he observes a particularly well-decorated limb of his mistress, Miss
Kris?
What does Miss Kris
Tree’s pet kitten, “Kittentree” call the spherical ornaments worn by her
mistress?
What does a sun-deprived
Miss Kris Tree apply to her trunk when she notices it is becoming a bit too “birchbarkish”?
What is Miss Kris
Tree’s favorite soft drink/soda?
Who is Miss Kris Tree’s
favorite pro golfer?
What is her favorite
Tom Hanks movie?
When in an
alliterative mood, who is her favorite New Jersey rock star?
Scrabbley Slice:
Christmas Quiz
Mastery
Using 18 Scrabble tiles, place the words “Christmas,” “Quiz” and “Mastery” simultaneously on a standard
Scrabble board so that the three words are connected and score the maximum
point total possible.
Note #1: If you use the starred center square, treat it as a double-word score.
Note #2: Words may be “stacked” one atop another horizontally, or set adjacent to one another vertically, but only if all the two-letter words formed are official Scrabble words, in either the TWL or SOWPODS lists. For example, “tq,” “eu” and “yz” are not official Scrabble words.
Yule Tied In a Bow
Slice:
All naughty, none
nice
Santa is making a
list (below) and checking it for consistencies. The words and phrases in his
list all have something in common. All are “naughty.” None are nice. Exactly what
is it they have in common that makes them “naughty?”
Nativity; Christmas
Eve; Away in a manger; Our Savior is born; The Gift of the Magi; Wise men; We three kings of Orient are bearing gifts, we traverse afar; Shepherds; Cherubim;
Seraphim; Saint Nick; Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer; Joy; Christmas Time Is Here; I’m dreaming of a white Christmas; Fruitcake; Quince or mincemeat
pies; Christmas quizzes; Frosty the Snowman; Happy Xmas (War Is Over); Creche
scenes; Red and green decorations; A star set atop the evergreen tree; Frosted
cookies; Candy canes; Popcorn strings; Bright, shiny ornaments; Do They Know It’s Christmas?;
Tiny Tim; Ebenezer Scrooge; the Grinch; Eggnog; Nutmeg; Ribbons, bows and
wrapping paper covering boxed-up presents; Ave Maria; Up On The Housetop;
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose; Santa’s
workshop; Earth Today Rejoices; the Nutcracker Suite; The Chipmunk Song; O
Tannenbaum; Poinsettias; Yorkshire pudding; Advent wreaths; Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree... but not that other “Rock Around...” song that was a smash hit in the same decade; A partridge in a pear tree; The stockings were hung by the
chimney with care; Do You Hear What I Hear?; December twenty-fifth... or twenty-five... or twenty-five-or-six to four (or three-thirty-five-or-four) if you’re in Chicago; I Saw Three
Ships; Unto Us A Boy Is Born; Peace on Earth; “Go near, see him, my pax”; Frankincense, myrrh... and whatever that third gift was that the other magus (what was his name? Gaspar? Caspar?) brought to Jesus... I can never quite remember the type of treasure he had borne and bestowed on the newborn babe... wait, now it is somewhat coming back to me... and so, on second thought, maybe not, never mind; Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice;
Hint: There is only
one acceptable answer, and it is a short one. But the short answer (ironically,
like O. Henry’s “The Gift of the Magi”) is nice, not naughty, so Santa would have
to keep it off his above list. (The title of this slice, “All naughty, none
nice,” is similarly ironic.)
Easy As Shepherd’s Pie Slice:
O Little Noun of
Bethlehem
Think of a singular
noun associated with the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem. Remove three of its
letters and add a common personal pronoun to the end to form a plural noun
associated with the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem.
Replace the pronoun you added
with a different personal pronoun to create the singular form of the plural
noun you previously created.
What are these three
nouns?
Wise Women Seek Him
Still Slice:
“May a pax be upon
your manger!”
Wise men from the
East followed the Star of Bethlehem to the site of Christ’s Nativity. But let’s
say a trio of wise women from the West also paid a Nativity visit – Germanic
wise women, three proto-English-speaking, not-so-obtuse Angles, Saxons or Jutes
who picked up a smattering of Latin along the way on their eastward trek toward
Bethlehem.
Let’s also say that
one of the women, upon beholding the babe in the manger, in a
hybrid “Latinglish” tongue suggests to her companions:
“Go near, see him, my pax.”
Rearrange the letters
of those six words to form four words – three of them plural – that often
appear in crèche scenes. What are they?
Plurality Slice:
just, as served, two became
Take a singular word that can be a synonym for “justice
of the peace.” Change the last letter to a different letter and divide the
result to form two plural words. What are they?

Every Friday at
Joseph Young’s Puzzle -ria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number
puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to
cravers of scrumptious puzzles!
Our
master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up
mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet
soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits,
anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)
Please post
your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not
give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on
Tuesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We
serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.
We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly
puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzle -ria! Thank
you.