Thursday, April 13, 2023

A birthday gift from a “birthday boy” Leisurely cuisine; Halve your cake and eat it for dessert! Anger management for obtuse anglers; Breaking unruly golden rules of engagement; Plant an egg, reap a chick

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Halve your cake and eat it for dessert!

In a cakewalk I won a chocolate cake and ate it too... for dessert!

How does that sentence pertain to the history of the Cadbury chocolate company?

Hint: The Cadbury chocolate company is nearly two centuries old.

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Cryptic Birthday Cake Appetizer:

A birthday gift from a “birthday boy” 

Nineteen-seventy, ‘twas a great year

With fine films to see, sweet songs to hear.

Born that year? The first Earth Day...

But a more mirthful birthday

Marks the birth of our friend whom we cheer!

‘Tis the birthday of Patrick J. Berry, 

Cruciverbalist extraordinary,

Who, on April 15,

Became into being 

Blessed with lexical skills luminary...

Patrick’s bright as his 53 candles,

Sets “word symphonies” finer than Handel’s:

“Puzzle-poems,” nearly lyrical,

Every one a true miracle...

Like those done by that guy who wore sandals!

So, let us now take Mr. Peabody and Sherman’s Wayback Machine back in history 53 years – back to April of 1970. 

We could, of course, set the “wayback time
setting” to April 22, 1970, the date of the first annual Earth Day celebration. But let us instead set it to a much better celebration that happened exactly a week earlier than that 
 to April 15, 1970, the day that Patrick J. Berry entered into this earthly realm... 

It was Patrick’s birthday!

What gift are we giving Patrick (his screen name is cranberry) to help him celebrate the 53rd anniversary of his birthday? 

Alas, no gift... just our gratitude! 

Instead, to celebrate his big day, Patrick is presenting joy to us! 

He has gift-wrapped-up this mysterious masterpiece  his 30th Cryptic Crossword Puzzle to appear on Puzzleria!

So now, let us all enjoy his generosity.

If you have missed any of Patrick’s previous 29 “cryptic crossword gifts,” here are their links:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

For those who may be new to cryptic crossword puzzles, Patrick has compiled the following basic cryptic crossword puzzle instructions.

Regarding the Across and Down clues and
their format:

The number, or numbers, that appear in parentheses at the end of each clue indicate how many letters are in the answer.

Multiple numbers in parentheses indicate how letters are distributed in multiple-word answers. For example, (5) simply indicates a five-letter answer like “party,” (8,4) indicates an eight-letter and four-letter answer like “birthday card,” and (4-7) indicates a four-letter and seven-letter hyphenated answer like “gift-wrapped.” 

For further insight about how to decipher these numbered cryptic clues, see Patrick’s “Cryptic Crossword Tutorial” in this link to his November 17, 2017 cryptic crossword.

That Tutorial appears below the grid that contains the answers in that edition of Puzzleria!)

Here are the clues to Patrick J. Berry’s Cryptic Crossword Birthday gift to us:

ACROSS

1. Those providing assistance, wrong to have such pep—wrong!(4,7)

9. All I need is to have cable(4)

10. Nearly hold off admitting head of record
company rejected music(7,4)

11. Knocks over box(4)

14. Be going back in hoop? It’s what happens in basketball(7)

16. Worked very hard, can almost die?(6)

17. City and State getting even somehow?(6)

18. Classic movie—better when we got it in HD(4,4,3,4)

19. Cat all right outside? Well, oddly not(6)

21. Some rude, not exactly mean(6)

22. Former lover was a model—naked!(7)

23. Minor celebrity on the radio(4)

26. Filmmaker makes a recluse go crazy with
latest offering(6,5)

27. Leading man, the
romantic part(4)

28. Good man gets plane to land at night, it should be easy to see(6,5)

DOWN

2. Fashion magazine articles in other languages?(4)

3. What keeps son quiet?(4)

4. One I’d tune out(6)

5. Typical crap to reach for in bag(3,3,3,6)

6. Sport feature not hard to find in newspaper(6)

7. Nursery rhyme character: Lad with inner demon, crooked smile(6,5)

8. Girl reportedly warned about clown(5,6)

12. Get far performing, in a sense, with such a fear?(5,6)

13. Fearing all’s lost, one may be lit...(6,5)

14. ...Frenchman having drunk driving charge due to this?(3,4)

15. Allowed to be part of act—or taken out?(7)

20. Exercise to cover up a little plumber’s crack?(6)

21. Walk out on the sand(6)

24. German auto maker’s endless scrutiny(4)

25. Has collapsed after bachelor party(4)

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Jack Horner Hors d’Oeuvre:

Breaking unruly golden rules of engagement

Name a word that can precede the word “rule
or follow the word “unruly.

Trendy Job Title Slice:

Leisurely cuisine

Rearrange the letters of a trendy job title to spell two words associated with leisure. What are these two words?

or...

Rearrange the letters of that same trendy job title to spell a kitchen tool and something you might slowly pour into it. 

What are this kitchen tool and what is poured into it?

Riffing Off Shortz And Young Slices:

Plant an egg, reap a chick

Will Shortz’s April 9th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Joseph Young, of St. Cloud, Minnesota, who conducts the blog “Puzzleria,” reads:

Name some things you might grow in a garden. Move the middle letter to the beginning. Phonetically the result sounds like part of the human body and an article of clothing that covers it. What words are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Young Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Take the cyberspace screen name of a puzzle-maker. 

Rearrange its ten letters to spell a two-word description of “Gilead,” in the form ___-___ ____ site.

What is this screen name? What is the description?

Note: The hyphenated first word in the description is counted as just one word.

ENTREE #2

Name something grown in a garden. A number of consecutive letters in the word, in reverse, spell something sweet. 

Replace four consecutive letters in the original
word with a synonym of “insipid” to spell a second sweet thing. 

What is grown in the garden? 

What are the two sweet things?

ENTREE #3

Name some things you might grow in a garden, in two words containing fourteen letters. 

Rearrange these combined letters to form a
possible caption for the image pictured here. 

What garden things are these? What is the caption?

ENTREE #4

Name some things you might grow in a garden in two words of eight and seven letters. Remove a total of three consonants from the beginnings of those words, resulting in what sounds like an alliterative description of the following National Basketball Association championship series contests:

๐Ÿ€Boston Celtics 128, Minneapolis Lakers 108, April 5, 1959; 

๐Ÿ€Boston Celtics 129, St. Louis Hawks 95,
April 2, 1961;

๐Ÿ€Boston Celtics 129, Los Angeles Lakers 96, April 25, 1965;

The description consists of an eight-letter apostrophized possessive proper noun followed by a five letter plural common noun.

What are these things you might grow in a garden?

What is the alliterative description of the National Basketball Association contests?

Hint: Add a “u” to the three consonants you removed from the garden things and rearrange to spell places (like that place “where everybody knows your name”) – places where basketball fans may congregate to cheer on their team.

ENTREE #5

Name something you may see high in the sky as an aircraft flies by. Rearrange its letters to spell a well-known Spanish word for an annual herb grown in a garden, one whose leaves are used as a flavoring or garnish.

What may you see high in the sky?

What is the “Spanish herb?” 

ENTREE #6

Many major league ballplayers in the twilight of their playing days often extend their careers by agreeing to make sacrifices that may help the team. 

For example, the Detroit Tigers management deemed it best to move their good-fielding (but no-longer-as-effective-hitting) infielder Dick _________ _____ in the line-up in order to take advantage of his glovework on the field while minimizing his increasingly less productive plate appearances).

Take the fourteen missing letters in the two blanks. Remove the first, eighth and ninth letters and the space. The result is a garden vegetable.

Who is this ballplayer?

What is the garden vegetable?

ENTREE #7

One thing in a garden contains seven letters.

The first three letters of this garden thing spell a word associated with a sport that is usually followed by the numbers 3, 4 or 5. 

The remaining letters, spelled backward, form a word that would normally be preceded by 18 in a description of the place this sport is played (or preceded by 10 in the description of a popular indoor sport).

What is grown in a garden?

What are the words followed by 3, 4 or 5 and preceded by 18 or 10?

Hint: The three answers are alliterative. 

ENTREE #8

Name one nine-letter thing you might grow in a garden.

1. Anagram two pairs of consecutive letters in this word to spell a four-letter thing grown in gardens. Anagram the remaining five letters to spell a set of moral principles.

2. If you instead anagram the last two letters and two of the first three letters of the nine-letter thing, you can spell a four-letter thing grown in Asian forests. Anagram the remaining five letters to spell “mythological blood.”

3. Finally, if you choose to anagram the first letter and a pair of consecutive letters of the nine-letter thing, you can spell a three-letter thing that grows, and holds its ground, in forests. Anagram the remaining six letters to spell how many times in this puzzle that we have now anagrammed the original nine-letter thing you might grow in a garden.

What are these two things grown in gardens and two things grown in forests?

What are the set of moral principles and “mythological blood?” 

How many times in this puzzle have you have anagrammed the nine-letter thing you grow in a garden? 

ENTREE #9

“If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye

It's no secret you feel better if you ___.”

The word in the blank is the title of a “semi-hit single” recording released in April of 1961 by a singer whose first name is an anagram of the six letters in two places where people may have heard the song: in a “bar” or in a “den.”

Take the letters of the song title and the surname of the singer. 

Rearrange them to spell something you might grow in a garden.

What are the song title and singer’s surname?

What might you grow in your garden?

ENTREE #10

Name a food you grow in your garden that you might chop up before you serve it. One thing you might serve it on has a circumference of just a bit more than 25 inches.

Chop off the top half of the food’s final lowercase letter, invert the result and place it between the previous two letters in the word. The result is a measureable geometrical term, like the circumference of what you might serve the food on. The length of this measurement, given the 25-inch-circumference of what you serve food on, would be about four inches. 

Remove two letters from the garden-grown food. The result is the one thing you might serve it on.

What are the food and what you might serve it on?

What is the geometical term?

ENTREE #11

Consider the two frames of the image pictured here. 

Write a caption for the frame on the left, in the form “____ of ____.” (The image in this frame is associated with Botswana.)

The third word in your caption denotes parts of the human body, and the first word in your caption is an article of clothing that covers those body parts.

Delete the preposition in your caption. Now replace the final letter in the second blank with the letter six places later in the alphabet to form a new word. Place that new word in front of the word in the first blank to form a  two-word caption for the frame on the right.

What is your original three-word caption?

What is your two-word caption?

Dessert Menu

Geometric Rage Dessert:

Anger management for obtuse anglers

Spoonerize a two-word description of an angler to get what sounds like a description of a person who may express anger around literature or libraries. 

What are these descriptions? 

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints
about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.




Thursday, April 6, 2023

“A hole-in-one-hit-wonder” Making a model into a make; Fashionable warfare! “Duad” minus roughly 42.5% equals “Triplicate!” Crosswords and cross worship; Shankar & Swift, Strayer & Shaw

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Fashionable warfare!

Take the combined letters of a World War II battle site and of a word often associated with the aftermath of such battles. 

Rearrange them to spell a nine-letter word that is currently very much in vogue. 

What three words are these?

Appetizer Menu

Bobby Jacobs (& Bobby Jones) Appetizer:

“A hole-in-one-hit-wonder”

Dressed to the nines 

(or eighteens

1. ๐ŸŒTake two golf words and put the article “a” in between them. 

You will get an article of clothing. 

What is it?

What a diva believes

2. ๐ŸŽœ๐ŸŽTake a phrase meaning “more than true belief.” 

Replace the last letter of the first word with the letter before it and the letter after it in the alphabet.

Replace the last three letters of the second word with an “s”. You will get the name of a famous singer. Who is it?

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Indiana To New York Hors d’Oeuvre

Crosswords and cross worship

Find a thirteen-letter compound plural word that applies to three people whose six collective initials are the answers to two crossword clues: “Good cholesterol” and “New York to Indiana direction, briefly.” 

Spoonerize the compound word and add a space to form two words that sound like what some churchgoers accuse secularists of trying to do.

What are the plural word, three people, and crossword-clue answers?

What do some accuse secularists of trying to do?

Cleaving Loaves & Filleting Fishes Slice:

“Duad” minus roughly 42.5% equals “Triplicate!” 

Take a two-syllable word. 

Remove a percentage of its letters – a percentage that is about halfway between 40 percent and 45 percent.

The result is a three-syllable word. 

What are these two words?

Riffing Off Shortz And Maxwell-Smith Slices:

Shankar & Swift, Strayer & Shaw

Will Shortz’s April 2nd NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Mark Maxwell-Smith, reads:

Think of an eight-letter word for a certain musician. Switch the order of the second and
fourth letters and you’ll get a word for a certain writer. What words are these? I’m looking for words, not famous people.

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Maxwell-Smith Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Think of four four-letter words that belong in the blanks below:

Cole____

Karl ____

Cow’s ____

Crystal ____

Rearrange their combined 16 letters to spell the name of a puzzle-maker.

Who is this puzzle-maker?

What are the four missing words?

ENTREE #2

Less than fourscore years ago, more than a quarter-million Japanese human beings were _____ due to _______ blasts and their subsequent radiation. An Inferno consumed their paradise. As ______ wrote, “Every flower... sad embroidery wears... and daffadillies fill their cups with _____.”

The combined 5 and 7 letters in the first two blanks can be rearranged to spell the first and last names of a pioneering scientist.

The combined 6 and 5 letters in the third and fourth blanks can be rearranged to spell the first and last names of a great, still-living orchestra conductor.

Think of an eight-letter word for the scientist.
Switch the order of the second and fourth letters and you’ll get a word for the orchestra leader.

Name the scientist and orchestra leader. 

What words belong in the four blanks?

What are the two eight-letter words?

ENTREE #3

“Given the current contentious political climate in America, even candidates who _______ their opponents in an election ought not pop those victory champagne corks prematurely. 

The also-rans may contest the vote tally and demand a _______.”

The word in the first blank contains seven
different letters. The word in the second blank contains the same seven letters, but not one of them is  in the same ordinal position in the word (first, second, third, etc.) that it is in the first word (for example, the four-letter words in the phrase “ALES on SALE”).

What are the words in the blanks?

ENTREE #4

Sentence #1: “The Bohm sheath criterion, formulated by _____ Bohm, states that a ______ must flow with at least the speed of sound toward a solid surface.”

Sentence #2: It was King _____ who composed _ _____ that begins “The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want...”

The first blanks in both sentences contain words that are identical proper nouns. 

The letters in the second blank of the first sentence are an anagram of the letters in the second and third blanks of the second sentence. 

In the second sentence, switch the order of the words in the second and third blanks. Then switch the second and fourth letters of this result to spell the word that belongs in the second blank of the first sentence.  

What is the proper noun that appears twice?

What are the words that belong in the last blanks of Sentence #1 and Sentence #2?

ENTREE #5

When an autographed baseball signed by all the 1960 Pittsburgh Pirates  ____ __ ___ _______ at Sotheby’s, “Bucophile” Ace Frumpo threw _______ __ ___ ____ and opened the bidding at $10,000! 

That World Series Championship roster, Ace reasoned, was rife with noted stars, like Hall-of-Famers Roberto Clemente and Bill Mazeroski.

Two consecutive non-blank words in this puzzle text are an anagram of the first three blank words in the italicized puzzle text.

Two different consecutive non-blank words in the puzzle text are an anagram of the last three blank words in the italicized puzzle text.

The fourth and fifth blank words are anagrams of one another, with their last four letters identical but with their first three letters in different orders. 

What words belong in the eight blanks?

What are the two pairs of consecutive non-blank words in the text that are anagrams of the first three and last three words in the blanks?

ENTREE #6

Take a seven-letter word for one ______ (see illustration) in a braking mechanism of a particular vehicle. 

A complementary _______ of that braking component (that is, the word in the first blank) works together with that component to stop the vehicle.

What words belong in these blanks?

Hint: The two words in the blanks are
anagrams. However, as in the six-letter anagrams “marine” and “remain,” none of the identical letters in these seven-letter anagrams appear in the same positions in their respective words (as, for example, the “r” does in “aiRmen” and “maRine,” or as the “n” does in “airmeN” and  “remaiN.”

ENTREE #7

Colin, a two-year-old thoroughbred, was the 1908 Belmont Stakes winner but was forced to retire after pulling a muscle and was put out to pasture as a three-year-old. 

Aldaniti won the 1981 British Grand National in Liverpool, just two years after sustaining a serious leg injury. 

Take an eight-letter noun for what ended, and what interrupted, the careers of these horses named Colin and Aldaniti. Switch the order of the first and fifth letters and you’ll get an adjective that describes a horse who traversed a desert filled with plants and birds and rocks and things.

What are these eight-letter words?

ENTREE #8

As the preacher droned on and on about brimstone and fire from the pulpit, little Pepe, his body empewed,” allowed his imagination to waft heavenward, his face imbued by the hues of prismatic sunlight refracted through _______ yet _______ glass.

Take the word in the first blank. Move its second letter so that it becomes the antepenultimate letter. The result is the word in the second blank.

What are these two words?

ENTREE #9

“____ ______, which were produced, fittingly, during a decade when a ____ served as U.S. president, featured four cylindrical chambers, each designed to accommodate a ______, and thus also four plugs and four ______.”

That sentence contains five blanks. The words in the second, fourth and fifth blanks are anagrams of one another. The words in the first and third blanks are identical.

What are these four words?

ENTREE #10

Name, in two words, what a state criminal court sometimes does in cases of assault.
Reverse the order of the words. Anagram each of them to get what people might carry either in their trunks or on their trunks.

What does a court sometimes do?

What might people carry in or on their trunks?

ENTREE #11

“_____’_ no ____ near your ____.”

The sentence above, after you properly fill in the three blanks, in 6, 4 and 4 letters, will sound like a biology lesson geared toward elementary school students.

It will read as that biology lesson if you replace a word in one of the blanks with its homophone. 

The word in the second blank is an anagram of a synonym of “simoleons.”

The word in the first blank is an anagram of the third-last word in an idiom that newlyweds on their honeymoon may utter to the lingering and overly chatty valet who is moving them into their hotel room suite. The original word in the third blank is an anagram of the first word in that idiom.

What are the words in the blanks?

What is the synonym of “simoleons?”

What is the idiom newlyweds may utter?

Dessert Menu

“Vogueswagen” Dessert:

Making a model into a make

Switch the fourth and seventh letters of an automobile model. 

Remove the two “easternmost” consonants of this result. Your final result will be an automobile make. 

What are this model and make?

Note: Ford, Honda, Cadillac, Toyota and Chevrolet are examples of automobile makes. Mustang, Civic, Escalade, Sienna and Corvette are examples of automobile models. 

Hint: The make and model in the answer to this puzzle are not otherwise related to one another, like “Volkswagen” and “Jetta” are, for instance.

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.