Breeding creatures, screening crud!; “Spring, Sprank, Sprunk!”; Stumblebums & Humble Pie; Not just a few... A full-staffed raft!; “Complementary Homophonic Antonyms”; “Da Mountain, Da Refusal, Da Nile!”

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

“Breeding creatures, screening crud!”

Name a place, in two four-letter words, associated with breeding of livestock. Anagram each word to form two new words.

One of the words is the brand of a product that filters contaminants from motorized livestock machinery. 

The other word is one of the contaminants.

Name this brand name and contaminant name, and also the  two-word breeding place.

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“Leaning Tower of Pavyllon-London-Style Pizza” Appetizer:

Stumblebums & Humble Pie

After clearing the main-course dinnerware from our table, our snooty maître d’ at Great Britain’s Pavyllon London restaurant intoned: 

“For dessert, we shall now serve you a generous slice of humble pie. Select a napkin.”

Anagram just four of that maître d’s eight final words ("...generous slice of humble pie. Select a napkin.”) to spell two colors and two creatures that appear in a century-plus-old memoir by an author whose surname is appropriate to the setting of this puzzling scenario.

What are these colors and creatures?

Who is the author of the memoir, and what is its title?

Hint: The four-word title of the memoir is an anagram of and the surname of the combined letters of:

~ Billy Yank’s nemesis in the late 1850s, and

~ the surname of a Spanish poet/playwright/theatre director (whose first name was Frederico).

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Jam-Packed Hors d’Oeuvre:

Not just a few... A full-staffed raft!

A word on a map consists of two names.

The first is associated with an animal... or two or three. The second is associated with a whole raft of animals!

What is this word on the map?

“Mystereophonics” Slice:

“Complementary Homophonic Antonyms”

The three-letter endings of two identically pronounced words are also identical, yet they
share no other letters in common. 

They are antonyms, yet somehow also strangely complementary. 

What are these words?

Riffing Off Shortz And Moren Slices:

“Da Mountain, Da Refusal, Da Nile!

Will Shortz’s September 27th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Dan Moren of Somerville, Massachusetts, reads:

Name a well-known U.S. geographic location in six letters. Move the last letter two places earlier in the name and you'll get a regular English word. Say that word out loud. It will sound like a well-known geographic location abroad. What places are these? 

Here's a hint: Neither place name is a city.

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Moren Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a puzzle-maker, first and last names, eight letters. Move the fourth letter one place earlier in the name. Reverse the order of the remaining letters on the right. 

You’ll get what ancient Romans might have cried because their emperor’s rule eventually devolved into a tinderbox of tyranny, corruption, familial murder, and public humiliation – culminating in infernal fiddling on his lyre in the midst of fire.

Who is this puzzle-maker? What might Romans have cried?

(Note:Entrees #2 through #7 were created by our friend Nodd, author of the regularly featured “Not ready for prime time’’ on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #2

Name a U.S. national park. One of the letters sounds like a common English word. 

Replace that letter with the first letter of the English word. Rearrange to name a well-known foreign city. What places are these?

ENTREE #3

Name a river in the Eastern U.S. One of the letters sounds like an informal name for a mode of transportation. 

Replace that letter with the first two letters of another word for that mode of transportation. 

The result will name a famous foreign location. What places are these?

ENTREE #4

Name a two-word place in the Eastern U.S. 

Double one of its letters and add the copy of that letter to the end of the first word.  The result will name a place in a foreign country and a geographical term describing the place. What places are these?

ENTREE #5

Name a two-word place in the U.S. Change the third letter of the second word to the letter that precedes it in the alphabet. Then switch the third and fourth letters.  Finally, change the next-to-last letter of the second word to a different vowel. Leave the first word as is. 

The result will name a foreign place. What are these places?

ENTREE #6

Name a two-word U.S. city. 

Say the last letter of the first word and then the complete second word. 

It will sound like the name of a foreign country. 

What places are these?

ENTREE #7

A foreign city name sounds like what someone might do to restrain a famous American architect. 

What is the city and what might someone do?

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Purple Prankery Green Mountain Boys Black Hills Dessert:

“Spring, Sprank, Sprunk!”

Name a word associated with summits of a
certain hue. 

Interior letters of the word spell a prank. 

The remaining letters spell the month after the prank was sprung. What are this word, this prank and the month after it was sprung?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you!

DES-PISA-BLE or BLE-S-SED?; HorseSense & Sleighbells; POTUS name repetition on the Potomac?; Boundless... except for beginning & end!; Does-The-Nepal-Rain-Stay-Mainly-On-The-Plane? & Chain-Gang-Of-Four; Pour Sangria Pour

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

POTUS name-repetition on the Potomac? 

Rearrange the combined letters of a presidential monogram and a synonym of “verity” to spell a “repetitive word” that is a synonym of highly-skilled “gurus” or “wizards”?

What are the monogram and synonym of
“verity”? 

What is the synonym of “gurus” or “wizards”? 

How does it qualify as “repetitive?”

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Leaning Tower of Puzzleria! ApPetISer:

DES-PISA-BLE or BLE-S-SED?

We are introducing on this week’s edition of Puzzleria! a new “to-be-occasionally-featured” Appetizer, titled “Leaning Tower of Puzzleria!”

Consider the four-pane collage pictured here. 

Fill in the 23 blanks with letters that spell the five words that belong in the four captions.

Rearrange the result to spell something new, in 23 letters.

What are your four captions?

What is the “something new?”

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“Parlez-Vous Franglais?” Hors d’Oeuvre:

Boundless... except for  beginning & end!

The four middle letters of an eight-letter English noun that means “boundlessness” is a French adjective that means “ended.”

The first four letters of that English noun are a rearrangement of that French adjective.

The last four letters of that English noun are an anagram of an English adjective that means “very small.” 

What are this eight-letter noun, four-letter French adjective and four-letter English adjective?

“What The Maven Found” Slice:

“Pour Sangria Pour...”

The first name of a long-past math maven is a homophone of a synonym of “conflagration.” He and other “number-nutty” colleagues and buddies visited a bistro one evening to do some after-work-unwinding.

After a few rounds of refreshment, the maven, suddenly, out-of-the-blue, blurted:

“J’ai trouvé! Applaudissons! Sangria pour tout le monde, Patron!”

But, because many of his colleagues spoke only English, he then immediately translated,
re-blurting:

“Eureka!” (or perhaps he instead said “I have
found it!”)... “Let’s clap! Sangria for all, Barkeep!” 

Three of the six words in the maven’s English translation are an anagram of what the maven had found.

What are those three words.

What had the maven found?

Riffing Off Shortz And Hochbaum Slices:

Does-The-Nepal-Rain-Stay-Mainly-On-The-Plane? & Chain-Gang-Of-Four

Will Shortz’s September 20th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Alan Hochbaum of Duluth, Georgia, reads: 

There are two neighboring countries whose names have anagrams that rhyme with each other. What are the countries and their anagrams?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Hochbaum Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Rearrange the 12 letters in the name of a puzzle-maker to spell:

~ entertainment enjoyed by those at a Hawaiian luau,

~ A pineapple-glazed holiday meat that, although not normally served at an authentic
Hawaiian luau – where kalua pig (or kalua pork) is king – may sometime appear on the menus of mainland “Hawaiian-luau-themed” parties.

~ A “culinary cousin” of that pineapple-glazed holiday meat that may be served at luaus as a garnish served wth Lomi Lomi Salmon, or as a “wrap-around” for appetizers like pineapple or water chestnuts glazed in teriyaki.

Who is this puzzle-maker?

What are the entertainment, holiday meat, and its “culinary cousin”?

(Note:The following six riffs, Entrees #2-thru #7, were composed by our friend Nodd, creator and composer of “Nodd ready for prime time” on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #2

Name an Asian country and remove the last letter. 

The remaining letters can be rearranged to spell a word that rhymes with an anagram of the name of an adjoining country. What are the countries and the anagrams?

ENTREE #3

Name a country in Europe and two countries that border it, in alphabetical order. 

Remove the first letter of the first country and rearrange to spell a word that rhymes with the third country. Change the last letter of the name of the second country, without rearranging, to spell another word that rhymes with the third country. 

What are the countries and the rhyming words?

ENTREE #4

Remove two letters from an African country and rearrange to spell a word that rhymes with an anagram of the name of an adjoining country. What are the countries and the rhyming words?

ENTREE #5

Name two adjoining African countries. 

Remove one letter from one and two letters from the other. The remaining letters of the first country can now be rearranged to spell a word
that rhymes with an anagram of the remaining letters of the second country. 

What are the countries and the rhyming words?

ENTREE #6

Remove one letter from a European country and rearrange to name the monetary units used by this country and a country that borders it. 

What are the two countries and the currency?

ENTREE #7

Change the last letter of a European country and rearrange to get a word that rhymes with the name of an adjoining country. 

What are the two countries and the rhyming word?

(Note: Entree #8 was composed by our friend Plantsmith, creator of the popular “Garden of Puzzley Delights” on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #8

Anagram two country names to spell an adjective and noun. Put them one after the other to get something you would not like to have anytime soon. 

What are these two names? What would you not like to get?

Hint: Anagram either the two country names or the adjective and noun. The result is a different adjective and noun describing the graphic on the mug pictured above.

ENTREE #9

Name a six-word statistic regarding the U.S military that begins with four words, in 13 letters, that use only the five different letters in the name of a Southeast Asian nation. 

What is this nation?

What are the first four words of the statistic?

Hint #1: The remainder of the statistic that begins with those four words reads:

“... is enlisted. The ratio of enlisted soldiers to officers is roughly four-to-one.”

Hint #2: The seven missing letters in the graphic are an anagram of the Southeast Asian nation.

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“Tri-Media” Dessert:

HorseSense & Sleighbells

Name the three-word title of:

~ a 1977 album and song, or

~ a1988 film, or

~ a 2012 book subtitled “You’re Not Lazy, You’re Burnt Out:...”

All three bear the same title. The 14 combined letters of these three words can be rearranged to spell the three words missing from the purple-framed section of the image pictured here. 

What is this three-word album/song, film and book title?

What are the three missing words in the image?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Diamond, Court & Turf Wars

Anagram the combined letters of three arbiters of disputes that involve courts, diamonds and turf to get four words associated with France, Egypt, Italy and India. 

Name these three arbiters and four words.

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Threads Run Through All Axes Appetizer:

The Shortest Distance?; Or as a Canadian Might Say...; Weaving in Traffic; Black and Blue Backyards

(Note: This week’s Appetizer was created and contributed by a very inventive puzzle-maker and very valued friend of Puzzleria!)

The Shortest Distance?

1. 🧥🎠Take two words meaning “roughly.”  Put them together in reverse alphabetical order and add a space after the first letter. 

The result is a term for something intended to make some transportation smoother. What is it?   

Or as a Canadian Might Say...

2. 🛥🎿 Speaking of transportation, name a mode of transport. 

Change the third letter, a vowel, to another vowel. The result spells half of a method of transport that, according to some lore, can take the user anywhere. 

What are the mode of transport and method of transport.   

Weaving in Traffic

3. 🪰 Speaking of lore, take the two-word name for aerial modes of transport celebrated in the folklore of certain cultures. 

Remove a mode of transport from the name and reverse the last two remaining letters. 

The result is  a two word description of a small,
often unpleasant creature. The creature, spelled in reverse, is the name of a product made famous by association with certain aerial activity. What is the creature? 

Black and Blue Backyards

4. 🏈Speaking of descriptions, name a two-word literary term that sounds like it describes Lego's local, as opposed to hometown, NFL franchise. 

The common designation of that franchise, reads, with slight modification, like the description of a group made up of Charles, Abdullah, Haakon, Frederik, Carl Gustaf, and Willem-Alexander. 

What are the literary term, the NFL designation, and the description of the group?  

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Horrific Hors d’Oeuvre:

Old Saxon contraption caption stupefaction!

Write captions for the two sets of images pictured here. 

Wordplay is, of course, involved. The first  words of each caption rhyme with one another, as do the last words.

The wordplay involved in this puzzle is related to the surname of a person that rhymes with the singular form of the second words in the captions.

What are the captions? What is the wordplay, and who is its namesake?

“Forever-In-infamy” Slice:

“Black-Not-Red Letter Day”

Name a well-known phrase used to identify a particular historical date... one of those days that “shall forever live in infamy.”

Rearrange the letters to spell the vilest of four-letter words, along with a single letter of the
alphabet spelled-out thrice (for example, “bee, bee, bee” or “aitch, aitch, aitch”).

What is the two-word phrase? What are the four-letter word and the thrice-spelled letter?

Riffing Off Shortz Slices:

Spirits get Stirred, Get Sipped, Slip through a Straw!

Will Shortz’s September 13th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:

Name a product in seven letters that people buy in a shop that typically sells only this product. The last four letters backward spell
what people often do to this product. Rearrange the first three letters to spell what people then do to this product. What product is it?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a product in three letters that you buy in a shop that typically sells only this product. However, to get a product that fits you, you must know  ____ ___ ____ (4,3,4 letters).

The first word is a pronoun.

The middle word is the three-letter product.

The third word is a homophone of breaths exhaled loudly and quickly... 

(These “breaths” are also the last word in the name of a Venetian bridge.)

There are six different vowels among the 11 letters. Remove all but one. 

Rearrange the remaining six letters to spell the surname of a puzzle-maker.

Who is this puzzle-maker?

What are the pronoun, the product, what you must know to get a product that fits, and "breaths" that are also the name of a Venetian bridge?

(Note: Entrees #2-through-#7 are a product of the creative mind of our friend Nodd, whose “Nodd ready for prime time” is featured regularly on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #2

Name products in seven letters that people sometimes buy in a shop that sells only these products. 

The first five letters in order spell something typically used to make the products. The first letter and the last four letters can be rearranged to spell where people often put the products. The first four letters and the last two letters can be rearranged to spell another place people often put the products. 

What are the products? What is typically used to make them? What are the two places people often put them? 

ENTREE #3

Name products in two words of ten letters that people sometimes buy from a seller that sells only these products. 

Five consecutive letters can be rearranged to spell the name of one of these products, which came out in 1989. The sixth, seventh, ninth, and tenth letters can be rearranged to spell the name of one of the leading manufacturers of these products. 

What are the products, the 1989 product, and the manufacturer?

ENTREE #4

Name a product in six letters that people sometimes buy in a shop that sells only this product and related items. The first three letters backward spell the brand name of a product that people may use with this product. 

The first letter and the last three letters can be rearranged to spell another brand name of a product that people may use with this product. 

What are the product and the two brand names?

ENTREE #5

Name products in seven letters that people sometimes buy in a shop that sells only or mainly these products. 

The first three letters in order spell what people do with these products. 

The last four letters can be rearranged to spell what people
would like to be able to do with these products. 

What products are they, what do people do with them, and what would people like to be able to do?

ENTREE #6

Name a kind of libation in eight letters that people sometimes buy in a shop that sells only or mainly these kind of products. Double the sixth letter, and then rearrange the result  to spell a popular example of this kind of libation and a nectar often added to the mix during its  production process. 

What are this libation, a popular example of it, and added nectar?

ENTREE #7

Name a product in seven letters that people may buy from a seller that sells only this product. 

The last four letters in order spell something often used in making this product. The second through fourth letters in order are an abbreviation for a country known for this
product. The third through fifth letters in order are an abbreviation for a country in which this product became popular in the mid to late 19th century. 

What is the product and what is often used to make it? What are the two countries?

ENTREE #8

Name a product in seven letters that people buy in a shop that typically sells only this product.

The 4th, 6th & 5th letters, if you remove and ROT-7 them (that is, move their letters 7 places later on in the circular alphabet), spell a slang term for where this 7-letter word begins
its “alimentary journey.” 

The remaining letters, if you move the first one to the end, spell an informal, impolite term for what this seven-letter product becomes when it reaches the end of its “alimentary journey.”

What are this product, and where begins its “alimentary journey,” and what it becomes at journey’s end?

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Diva Dessert:

“Does S-O-U-P screw-up an O-P-U-S?”

(Note: This puzzle is fictional, not factual.)

The world-renowned mezzo-soprano opera singer very much enjoyed indulging in her favorite beverage... but not when she was performing. Based on past experience, she realized that consuming it before her stage appearances adversely affected the timbre of her voice.

The diva was a native of a northwestern Wisconsin town, named for a U.S. senator, not the British clergyman whose surname is the root of a wordplay-related eponym that ends in “-ism.” Nevertheless, the singer was still familiar with the clergyman and the wordplay named for him. Thus, whenever she thought of her favorite beverage, she subconsciously applied to it that wordplay, which resulted in two-words that are inimical to opera singers!

The taste of the beverage, therefore, was not the problem. She found it delicious! But, due to her familiarity with the wordplay, she nevertheless experienced an unsettlingly queasy feeling in the pit of her diaphragm every time she tasted, or even merely heard mention of, the beverage!

What is the name of the Wisconsin town and eponym?

What is this beverage? Why may it have unsettled her?

Hint: Audiences were routinely stirred by the singer’s performances. Her beverage was also stirred.

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.