Friday, July 3, 2026

Just “For tea, two?” That just won’t do! But “For tea, three?” Now THAT’S our new brew! Don’t forget to pack forceps for the Fourth! “Be a Pepper, Do the Dew!” “A holiday (or two) in the life...” “The City of Angels” and “The Lions of Teranga” “ ’76... but not trombones!”

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Implements of Independence:

Don’t forget to pack forceps for the Fourth!

Name in two words, any one of many of the “fruits of agricultural labor” harvested annually across the American Heartland. The answer is a synonym of a eight-letter noun that appears a tad later in this puzzle.

Now name a two-word term describing Independence Day implements that Americans might use in the vicinity their bonfires. Spoonerize the words in the term and delete the space to spell a word associated with July Fourth celebrations. 

What are these implements and celebratory
word?

What is the “any one of many of the fruits of agricultural labor harvested annually across the American Heartland?”

Hint: The spoonerism in this puzzle is somewhat rare. Most spoonerisms contain two pairs of rhyming words, like “jelly beans” and “belly jeans.” 

However, the answer to this spoonerism contains only one rhyming pair, as well as a pair of non-rhyming words  that are spelled identically except for their first letter... like, for example, the more “unusual” spoonerism “dashing my wishes” and “washing my dishes.” So, the answer to this puzzle is also “unusual.”

Appetizer Menu

Patrick J. Berry’s 43rd “Cryptic-Crossword” PuzzleriAppetizer!:

Just “For tea, two?” That just won’t do!

But “For tea, three?” Now THAT’S our new brew!

Welcome back to Patrick J. Berry’s Dazzling World of Cryptic Crossword Puzzle
Befuddlement! 
This is Patrick’s 43rd gem that we are privileged and proud to present on Puzzleria!

Patrick J. Berry  is truly “a Master of Cryptic Crossword letter-setting.” Indeed, there is no better setter of Cryptic Crossword letters than Patrick!

Patrick is both proficient and prolific. Need proof? It’s in the Puzzleria! Pudding! 

Just take a gander, below, at the “clickable”
array of Patrick’s two-score-plus crosswords that have previously appeared on Puzzleria! 

Open any number of them, at random. Then just sit back and bask in Patrick’s cryptic brand of mystery!

You can access Patrick’s previous 42 cryptic crossword by opening the links below:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 

14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 

24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 

33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42     

For those of you who may be new to solving cryptic crossword puzzles, Patrick has compiled the following list of basic cryptic crossword puzzle instructions:

Regarding the Across and Down clues and their format:

The number, or numbers, that appear in parentheses at the end of each clue indicate how many letters are in the answer. 

Multiple numbers in parentheses indicate how letters are distributed in multiple-word answers. 

For example, (7) simply indicates a 7-letter word like “stumper,” 5,3,2 5) indicates a 5-letter-plus-3-letter-plus-2-letter-plus-5-letter answer like “tough nut to crack,” and (4-9) indicates a four-letter-and-nine-letter hyphenated answer like “head-scratcher.”

For further insight about how to decipher these numbered cryptic clues, see Patrick’s “Cryptic Crossword Tutorial” in this link to his November 2017 cryptic crossword. 

That Tutorial appears below the filled-in answer-grid in that edition of Puzzleria!

And so... sit back... sip on a “spot of tea...”

And, just enjoy Patrick J. Berry’s spot-on genius!

ACROSS

1. He wrote, “One, terribly fat, devours one of the farm animals”? (4,6)

6. Where animals use the bathroom, we hear such language?(4)

9. Food from years ago, during one’s
boyhood?(5,5)

10. King not on top of ace(4)

11. Newspaper—no men sold it, surprisingly?(6,5)

15. Consideration for top person in secret organization(7)

16. Still, er, working for network(7)

17. Piano’s playing to welcome unknown philosopher?(7)

19. Soldier was curious almost, getting in tank(7)

20. Ex-newscaster claims Lucy’s friend did something illegal(5,3,3)

23. Be turning bad
(4)

24. Awfully evident in low part of Uruguay(10)

25. Throw dart(4)

26. Seems ‘e left? Foolish pride!(4-6)

DOWN

1. Going up before class? Not at all(4)

2. Simple answer in cryptic, yes?(4)

3. Singer difficult to take, story breaking heart(7,4)

4. Now that could be where all the bric-a-brac goes(7)

5. Report about a detour(7)

7. I’m a fun sort of storyteller—could make novel!(10)

8. Put another way, is sans duet!(10)

12. See 19 Down

13. Angry, spilled beer on duke’s mixture(10)

14. Perhaps I misspoke about everybody’s top frozen treats(6,4)

18. Irish town has a new hotel building(7)

19. Song by 3 felt “too hip”—arranged differently, song gets one’s attention(5,2,3,8)

21. Minor celebrity on the radio(4)

22. Average part of Michigan or Minnesota? (4)

MENU:

“Land Of Sky Blue Water” Hors d’Oeuvre:

“Be a Pepper, Do the Dew!” 

Name a brand of beverage, followed by its container. 

Double the brand’s fourth letter. Insert three separate spaces. 

The result is a possible five-word slogan for the beverage. 

What is this slogan?

Revolutionary Slice:

“ ’76... but not trombones!”

The eight-letter subject matter of a painting is a number of talented parading American heroes.

The middle four of those letters indicate the number.

The four remaining letters can be anagrammed to spell either the temporal setting of the painting, or the title of a tune these heroes may play.

What are this subject, “hero-count,” temporal setting and tune-title?

Extra Credit: What is the painting's title?

Riffing Off Shortz And Sceinberg Slices:

“The City of Angels” and  “The Lions of Teranga” 

Will Shortz’s June 28th Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, from Rawson Sheinberg of Plymouth, Michigan, reads:

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. Add a letter to the first word, without rearranging letters, to name a country. Then, without adding a letter, rearrange the letters of the second word to name another country. What places are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Sheinberg Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

A nine-letter town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany is situated near the border with the Netherlands on the river Wurm. Popular local attractions include  St. Gangolf Church and the Lago Laprello recreational lake.

Move the middle letter of this town to the
beginning. The result is the surname of a puzzle-maker.

The first name of that puzzle-maker can be rearranged to spell two words (in one & five letters) that may precede the word “testimony” during court proceedings.

What is this town? Who is this puzzle-maker?

What two words may precede the word “testimony” during court proceedings

ENTREE #2

Fill in the three missing words (five, six and four letters) in the caption that accompanies the image pictured here.

Rearrange these fifteen letters to spell the name of a puzzle-maker.

What is this caption?

Who is this puzzle-maker?

Entrees #3 through #8 are conundrummy rifs
drummed-up/dreamt-up by our friend and riffmeister extraordinaire, Nodd.

ENTREE #3

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. Change the third letter to a C. 

Rearrange all the letters to name a U.S. state and a foreign country. 

What places are these?

ENTREE #4

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. 

Double the first four letters of the second word, and change an N to an I. Rearrange to name a country and an island. What are these places?

ENTREE #5

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. 

Double the first and last letters. 

Rearrange to name two major European ethno-linguistic groups. 

What are the city and the groups?

ENTREE #6

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. 

Change the first letter to the next letter of the
alphabet and add a G. 

Rearrange all the letters to name a U.S. state and a foreign country. 

What places are these?

ENTREE #7

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. 

Add a D and change an O to an A. 

Rearrange to name a country in Africa and a
geographical region in South Asia. 

What places are these?

ENTREE #8

Think of a Midwestern U.S. city with a six-letter one-word name. 

Change the first and third letters, which are the same, to the letter that is eight places earlier in
the alphabet. 

Add an R and rearrange to name a country. Change one letter of the country name to an S, and rearrange to name another country. 

What are these cities and country?

Entree #9 is the ingenious brainchild of our friend and prolific riff-crafter Plantsmith.

ENTREE #9

Take a two-word U.S. city name. 

Add a letter to the first name to get an animal, and in the second name drop three letters-repeat a vowel and add another vowel to get
another animal. 

What is this city and two animals?

Entree #10 is an excellent riff contributed by our friend and brilliant puzzle-crafter Ecoarchitect.

ENTREE #10

Think of a U.S. city with a two-word name. 

Replace a letter in the first word, without rearranging letters, to name a body part. Then, replace a

letter in the second word with the same new letter, and move it to the end of that word to name an informal medical term often associated with that body part.  

What are the city, body part, and medical term?

Dessert Menu

Connecting The Holidays Dessert:

“A holiday (or two) in the life...”

Name a fifteen-letter phrase associated with Independence Day.

Anagram these combined letters to form three words associated with a different holiday:

~ 🎄🥚🦃The name of a person associated with this holiday;

~ 👻👺What the person does the morning prior to the holiday, and

💘🎆🥳What the person does during the late evening of that of that prior day... or perhaps even during the wee hours of the holiday itself.

What is this fifteen-letter phrase?

Who are the person and what that person might do in the late evening or wee hours?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

The Former LieuTENant Was No 10; Screens Come in All Sizes; Good Sports All Round; They Taste Terrible if Mixed; Satire Inside Out Makes Irates; Recollecting Rejected Jettisoned Hijacked-Jet Words! “Did Papa John Creach’s Fiddle Make Screeches?!” Thelma “Hononlulu” Lou! Sylvan Silvery Eloquence; Keys to Clinical Cleanliness;

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Recollecting Rejected Jettisoned Hijacked-Jet Words!

The headline read:

“Jet Hijacked, Suspect _______  _____ ” 

The missing words sound like the name of a Roman governor.

The first word of this name sounds like a form of exercise

The second word becomes a form of exercise if you add an “s” to the end.

What is this headline?

Who is the Roman governor?

What are the two forms of exercise?

(Note: This week’s Appetizer comes courtesy of a very inventive puzzle-maker and very valued friend of Puzzleria!)

Appetizer Menu 

“Enigmatic Gleanings” Appetizer:

The Former LieuTENant Was No 10; Screens Come in All Sizes; Good Sports All Round; They Taste Terrible if Mixed; Satire Inside Out Makes Irates;

The Former LieuTENant Was No 10

1. 🪖Name a military rank that contains a number.  That rank is held by one typically receiving, not giving, orders.  

Remove the number and replace it with another number.  The result is an order from which most members of the military are drawn.  What are the rank and the order?  

Screens Come in All Sizes    

2. 🎥The four famous actors who created the iconic screen characters Rowdy, Maverick, Hawkeye, and K all appeared together in only one movie.  
That movie has a two-word title.  Consecutive letters in that title name the
profession of one of those characters.  Other consecutive letters in that title name something that most two-word titles have.  

What is the movie title, the profession, and the thing that almost all two-word titles have?  

Good Sports All Round  

[The following is a riff of the April 5, 2026, NPR Challenge.]

3. 🏈🚙Take the last name of a great sports figure.  Add two letters to the end and rearrange all those letters to get the names of
two popular Sport Utility Vehicle models.  

Who is the sports figure, and what are the SUV models?   

They Taste Terrible if Mixed

[The following is a riff of the December 31, 2025, Puzzle Fun Appetizer by Bobby Jacobs.]

4. 🧉🎸The first word in a drink followed by the brand name of personal care products spells, in order left to right, the name of a famous musician and recording industry executive. Who is it?    

Satire Inside Out Makes Irates 

[The following is a riff of a published cartoon by Skilly Creators Syndicate.]

5. 😠Take the surname of a current political newsmaker.  Reverse two adjacent consonants, and rotate the final letter in the name 180 degrees.  

The result is an expletive some say describes the politician.  

Who is the politician and the resulting epithet?  

MENU

Fife Takes A Wife Hors d’Oeuvre:

Thelma “Honolulu” Lou!

Barney Fife and Thelma Lou were an “item” on “The Andy Griffith Show” for twenty-six episodes. “Thel” (as Barney called her) and Barney eventually tied their nuptial “Knotts” and jetted westward to celebrate their union with a honeymoon in Hawaii.

Where, in four and five letters, did they stay?

A Glow In The Gloaming Slice:

Sylvan Silvery Eloquence

A northern outpost shrouded in snowfall,

A solitary lantern white with frost,

Its flame Silver-tongued and eloquent,

Preserving etiquette, a Heavenly Holocaust!

Choose seven different words that appear in the quatrain above. Write each of them twice.

Rearrange these letters to spell the title of a
well-known 20th-Century novel... twice.

What are these seven words?

What is the title of the novel?

Riffing Off Shortz And Kalish Slices:

“Did Papa John Creach’s Fiddle make Screeches?!”

Will Shortz’s June 21st NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Evan Kalish of Bayside, New York, reads:

Take the name of a nocturnal creature, in two words. The first word is a spooky sound. Move the last letter of the first word to the start of the second word and you'll get another spooky, nocturnal sound. What is the creature and what are the sounds?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Kalish Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Take the  letters in Jesse Garon’s twin brother’s first name, the first name of Billie Jean Horton’s and Audrey Williams’ hubby, and of Vincent Furnier’s slightly misspelled first
name of his stage name. 

Use only those letters to spell the name of a puzzle-maker. Who is it?

(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are the brainchildren of our friend and talented resident riffmeister Nodd.)

ENTREE #2

Name a mostly nocturnal creature. 

Change the third letter to the preceding letter of the alphabet. 

Rearrange to name two more nocturnal creatures. What are the three creatures?

ENTREE #3

Name a mostly nocturnal creature. 

Move the fourth letter four places later in the alphabet to spell a garment worn during a kind of nighttime performance. Or move that letter two places earlier in the alphabet to spell the
first name of a musician who was famous for being a “night owl.” 

What are the creature and garment, and who is the musician?

ENTREE #4

Take an informal name for a diurnal creature. 

Move the fourth letter five places later in the alphabet to name a sound made by a nocturnal creature. What are the creature and sound?

ENTREE #5

Name certain nocturnal creatures, in two words. 

The first word is the name of a mostly nocturnal creature. 

The second word is an anagram of something seen at night. 

What are the creatures, and what else is seen at night?

ENTREE #6

Name a nocturnal creature. 

Change the first vowel to the next vowel in the alphabet. Rearrange to spell (1) a word describing the nighttime and (2) an event typically held at night. 

What are the creature, description, and event?

ENTREE #7

Take the name of a crepuscular creature, in two words (the first word is a color). 

Remove the fourth letter and change an A to an O. Rearrange to name two nocturnal creatures, one of which frequently eats the other. 

What are these three creatures?

ENTREE #8

Name a puzzle-maker, first and last names. Double the third letter of each name. Rearrange the result to spell a delicious dessert. Who is this puzzle-maker? What is the dessert?

Dessert Menu

Custardial Custodial Dessert:

Keys to Clinical Cleanliness

Write a caption for the eight images pictured here, in two 6-letter words.

Delete the first  letter in the first word, the second letter in the second word and the space between the two words. The result is keys you may see on keyboards. 

What is your caption?

What are the keyboard keys?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Rob from the Rich?; Bird Bug “Crawler” Canine Feline; “ROT-10” (or-13?) Fish!; Four synonyms, two rhyming pairs; ROT! For these five letters five is the limit!; Takin’ a trip to the Piggly Wiggly; “It’s the Berries!” Splash Slash Lash Ashbackwards! “Our cookie jar lid is ajar!” “The Pause (Button) that Refreshes?”


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Schpuzzle Of The Week

“It’s the Berries!”

The Schuzzle of this week is all about the berries!

You are challenged to identify eleven kinds of berries... (like, say, “gooseberries” or “boysenberries”) that are pictured here — one kind in the “Schpuzzle of the Week” logo, and ten others in the illustration above, on the right.

Appetizer Menu

Mental ConTORTions Appetizer:

Rob from the Rich?; Bird Bug “Crawler” Canine Feline; “ROT-10”(or-13?) Fish!; Four synonyms, two rhyming pairs; ROT! For these five letters five is the limit! 

Rob from the Rich?

1.  🐦🎜⏺🎝Name two Top 10 songs by British artists that peaked in the same year during the mid-1970s. Remove the first letter from one title and you’ll have the title of the other song.

Both artists later had Top-20 songs with the same female vocalist. Both songs with this female “songbird” were on the same soundtrack album. 

The shorter song title also was also used in an earlier song by an act with a bird name. The longer title was used in an earlier song by an artist whose first name at birth is a bird. Remove the last letter from the last name, and it sounds like another bird. 

What are the two song titles? Who performed them? Who is the female vocalist? 

Bird Bug “Crawler” Canine Feline

2. 🐕🐈🐍🕷🐦 Name a six-letter animal in the canine family. ROT-13 the third letter and rearrange to get an animal in the feline family. Now change that letter to a different letter and rearrange to get a reptile. Change it again, and rearrange to get an insect. Remove the last two letters of the insect to get a bird.

What are the canine, feline, reptile. insect, and bird?

“ROT-10”(or-13?) Fish!

3. 🐟Think of a type of fish. ROT-13 each letter. You’ll have a type of insect. Now think of a famous fictional example of the fish. ROT-3
each letter to get a type of insect.

What are the fish, example of the fish, and two types of insects? 

Four synonyms, two rhyming pairs; 

4. 📖Think of two verbs that are synonymous. 

One word is six letters long and the other is five. 

They start with the same two letters. 

Now replace those two letters with two different
letters (same two new letters for both words). You’ll have two new synonyms that are synonymous with the first two words.

What are the words? 

ROT! For these five letters five is the limit! 

5. 📬Think of a common five-letter word. If you ROT-1, ROT-2, ROT-4, or ROT-5 the first letter,
you’ll have additional common words; however, no other changes to the first letter yield words.

What are these words?

MENU

Hard Copy & Soft Drinks Hors d’Oeuvre:

“The Pause (Button) that Refreshes?”

A word on the keyboard contains four consecutive letters of the alphabet – the last one twice, making it five. 

Remove three of the five, including one of the duplicate letters. Add an“app.” Rearrange the result to spell a soft drink brand.

What are this word on the keyboard and soft drink brand?

Clean-Up In Aisle-Nine Slice:

Takin’ a trip to the Piggly Wiggly

Name an “over-the-counter” item you might  purchase from your local supermarket, in two words.

Four consecutive letters spell what you might then purchase in the fruits section of the grocery.

The remaining letters, if your place the second letter at the end, spell a food you might purchase in either the produce section or baking aisle.

What are this “over-the-counter” item and two other possible purchases?

Riffing Off Shortz And Pickard Slices:

Splash Slash Lash Ashbackwards!

Will Shortz’s June 14th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by listener Michael Pickard, reads:

Name something in 10 letters that's found in a kitchen. Drop its sixth letter to name something
on a keyboard. Then drop the new word's fifth letter to name something no one wants to get. What words are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Pickard Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a three-word command a sleight-of-hand practitioner may give you or other member of his audience. 

Remove the two spaces, then remove two
adjacent letters that appear elsewhere in the command.

The result is the surname of a puzzle maker. 

Who is this puzzle-maker? What was the command?

(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are the brainchildren of our friend and master riffmeister Nodd.

ENTREE #2

1. Name something in two words totaling 10 letters that’s found in a kitchen. Move the first letter of the second word to the fourth position of the first word. 

Then switch what are now the first and third letters of the second word. The result will name something no one wants to get. What are these two things?

ENTREE #3

Name something in six letters that’s found in a kitchen. Add a “C” and an “M” somewhere to
name things you put on breads. 

Remove four consecutive letters from the second word to name something no one wants to get. What words are these?

ENTREE #4 

Name something in 10 letters that is found in a kitchen. 

Rearrange its letters to name a dish that might
be made using this item, and a word for what the cook might do if the dish turned out poorly. 

What words are these?

ENTREE #5

Name something in two words totaling 11 letters that is found in a kitchen. 

Replace its third letter with an “E” to describe something a person in Ireland might read. 

What words are these?

ENTREE #6 

Name something in nine letters that is found in a kitchen. 

Replace its middle letter with a space to name a part in the 1970 film “Pufnstuf.” 

What is found in a kitchen, and what is the part?

ENTREE #7

A 10-letter brand name often found in kitchens describes a character from the Disney movie “Peter Pan.” 

What is the brand name and who is the character? 

(Note: Entree #8 was created and contributed by our talented friend and riffmaster Plantsmith.

ENTREE #8

Take a nine letter item that could be found in the kitchen. 

Drop letter four to get someone
who might be found in a kitchen.

Then remove two letters that are found in a famous movie. 

They replace them with abbreviation used often  in texting, to get animal associated with the kitchen item.

Dessert Menu

Midnight Sweet Snack Dessert:

“Our cookie jar lid is ajar!” 

“Don’t get me wrong,” my next-door neighbor Gabe confided in me during one of our frequent over-the-fence conversations. 

“My wife Mabel and I love her nephew Timothy very much, and we enjoy having him as a guest at our home. But it would be difficult to estimate the number of her homemade cookies Tim ate during his midnight visits to the cookie jar in our kitchen!”

What is a tad repetitive in that narrative?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.