Conjoin in the fun!; Author! Author! Author!; Mmm... Yuck!; Novel Entertainment; Go fly a kite; Poetry Corner, with Anna Graham; “Is a Plea Deal now off the table?”; Bless'ed Event, Curs'ed Questions! A Batch o’ Cukes Culled from a Cumber Patch; A Roundball Rondeau; Destructive by Design!

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

“Is a Plea Deal now off the table?”

The legal authorities have identified me as a (three words) in their investigation, and have urged me to either (one word) my innocence, remain silent, or confess guilt and (two words) prison.

The sixteen letters in the first three words are an anagram of the letters in the  latter three words.

What are these six words?

Hint: Hawaiian treat, “I’M an architect”

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A “Nodd” has the Goods & is quick as a Wink! Appetizer:

Conjoin in the fun!; Author! Author! Author!; Mmm... Yuck!; Novel Entertainment; Go fly a kite; Poetry Corner,
with Anna Graham; 

Conjoin in the fun!

1. ♭♯🎜🎝Each answer consists of two popular song titles connected by a shared word. The first title ends with the word that begins the second title. The answer is the first title, followed by the second title with the first word omitted. So if the songs were “Don’t Let Me Down” and “Down in the Boondocks,” the answer would be “Don’t let me down in the boondocks.” Try to guess the answers from the clues given. (The word counts for the two titles are provided in parentheses.)

1. Bizarre trip with Prince Hussain. (2, 3)

2. Sorry, you didn’t recall the Jeopardy answer fast enough. (3, 3)

3. Moreover, I’ve got a crush on the queen. (4, 2)

4. I don’t get this tune at all. (4, 3)

5. I’m looking for some kids listening to my songs. (5, 3)

6. My mom’s brother’s rock group is on the Most Wanted List. (3, 4)

7. Look at those guys up there lighting off Roman candles. (4, 4)

8. This paint job will last, even out here in the desert. (3, 4)

9. Fighting off those zombies in the dark was exhausting. (4, 5)

10. But officer, I couldn’t afford a chauffeur old enough to get a license. (5, 2)

Author, Author, Author! 

2. 📖📖📖The opening line of a famous poem by a British author contains the last names of two famous American authors. 

What is the poem and who are the three
authors?

Mmm... Yuck!

3. 🎕🦨Rearrange the letters
of something pleasant
to hear to spell something unpleasant to see or smell.

Novel Entertainment

4. 📙🤣The last name of a British novelist contains within its letters, consecutively and in order, a word associated with aging.  

Replace this word with another word often associated with aging. The result will be the last name of an American entertainer (who also wrote several humor and memoir books). Who are they?

Go fly a kite

5. Move one letter in the title of a famous novel to the end and it will sound like things you might see at a kite festival. 

What is the novel and what might you see?

Poetry Corner, with Anna Graham

6. Fill in the blanks with four words that are anagrams of each other to complete the verse. What words are they?

The ______ clock foretells the hour of doom.

His ______ struggling now intensifies,

And his ______, throughout the empty room,

Reverberates as he again decries,

His pledge to don the ______ of a groom.

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Crocodylus Hors D’Oeuvre:

A Roundball Rondeau

“Yes, I once stole the ball

Yet committed no foul...

(But that couplet’s a fib! Bull!”

Truth: The “rock” I can’t “dribble...”

I do not “do” BucketBall!)

The letters of three words in first three lines in the five-line doggerel above can be rearranged to spell the name of a figure from the American Old West. Name these three words and Old Western figure.

Pink & Blue Slice:

Bless-ed Event, Curs-ed Questions!

Giving birth to a baby is a sublime and blessed event. What is not such a blessing, however, are the incessant inquiries you may get from relatives and friends about your newborn:

~ “What’ll you name it?”

~ “Were you disappointed that it wasn’t a girl (or a boy)?”

~ “Who are the godmother and godfather gonna be?”

You may also have to field basic questions like “What is ___ baby’s ______?”... or embarrassing questions like “Are you sure you’re the baby’s father?”

It is as if you were on the witness stand being grilled to the ___ ______ by a battery of Hamilton-Burger-type prosecuting attorneys!

Name the words in the four blanks.

Hint: Each pair of blanks contains the same three identical vowels and six different consonants – like, for example, “old motors” and “Tom drools!” (Tom, I gather, must be an antique auto aficionado!)

Riffing Off Shortz And Bertoglio Slices:

A Batch o’ Cukes Culled from a Cumber Patch!

Will Shortz’s November 8th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Mike Bertoglio of King County, Washington, reads:

Think of a famous living actor whose last name has 11 letters. Take the first two letters of that name and repeat them at the start. Then change the seventh letter of the actor’s name to a P. The result will name part of a garden. What is it?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Bertoglio Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Identify:

~ a foundational figure in South Africa’s anti-
apartheid movement to combat racism;

~ a long-distance running Olympic gold-medalist whose nickname includes his nationality and a railroad vehicle; 

~ a British philologist who created a thesaurus.

The surnames of two of those men and the first name of one can be anagrammed to spell the first and last names of a talented puzzle-maker. Who is this puzzle-maker? What are the names of the three men?

(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are creations from our friend Nodd, whose “Nodd ready for prime time” puzzle-package is featured above in this edition of Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #2

Take the first and last names a famous deceased singer who starred in several films (4 letters in each name). Change the last letter of the last name to a D. The first and last names  together will now spell a part of some gardens. 

Who is the performer and what is part of some gardens?

ENTREE #3

Think of a famous deceased actress (4, 5) and change the next-to-last letter of her last name to an E. Add to the beginning of her first name something you might grow in a garden. Her first and last names will now name two other things you might grow in a garden. 

Who is the actress and what might you grow?

ENTREE #4

Think of a famous living actress (4, 5). Change the second letter of her first name to an L, then remove the last letter of that name. Her first and last names will now name two things you might find in a garden (one is a plant, the other is not). 

Who is the actress and what might you find in a garden?

ENTREE #5

Think of a famous living actor (6, 5) and exchange the first letters of his first and last names to get something you would not want to find in your garden. 

Who is the actor and what would you not want to find?

ENTREE #6

Think of a famous living actress (4, 10). Change the third letter of her first name to an L. The first name, as modified, will spell something you might grow in your garden.
Rearrange the letters of her last name to spell something else you might grow in your garden and a tool you might use in your garden. 

Who is the actress and what are the things you might grow and the tool?

ENTREE #7

Name two actresses, both living (4, 4 and 4, 7). Rearrange the letters of the last name of the first actress and the first name of the second actress, plus the last letter of the second actress’s last name, to spell something you might grow in your garden. 

Who are the actresses and what might you grow?

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“Drink-Up” Dessert:

Destructive by Design!

Name Three drinks: 

~ hot chocolate, 

~ a brand-name energy drink, and 

~ a “natural drink” also. 

Replace those three drinks and also the word
“also” with synonyms to form words of 5, 4, 4 and 3 letters. Seven of these sixteen letters are vowels, and five of those vowels are the same vowel. Delete one of those five identical vowels. 

Rearrange the fifteen letters that remain to spell what sounds like a drink one might order at a bar (which might result in a potentially dangerous drunken driver) but which is actually something that is designed to be destructive!

What are the synonyms of the three drinks and the word “also”?

What is it that is designed to be destructive?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one piping fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

“Doth villainy fill any sinister void?”; Divinity “Fuge”?; “Drop a pair... then party there!”; Nesting duds within duds; A schoolmaster may hate the classroom!; “Take a 5-second power nap... then solve!”; Cloudbursts and Loud Blasts; History & Whodunit mystery: “Gambitten” by the “Chess bug”; Halve a letter in a name, an adjective you’ll have!; Diamonds, both ballpark & sparkling; “If I were a rich man (with a halo) I would march in, but don’t squeeze my chin! (I guess my arm’s ok”)

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

Cloudbursts and Loud Blasts

A multisyllabic barrier shields you from small objects falling precipitously from the sky.

Swap the second and second-last letters of that barrier and insert a space to spell the yell that an airborne explosive-weapons-dropper might make, warning those below of a larger much-more-lethal object falling from the sky.

This “explosive-weapons-dropper” might also be described as an “_-____ ______.”

What are this multisyllabic barrier, small objects, weapon-dropper’s yell, large sky-falling object, and other name for the weapon dropper?

Hint: the barrier, yell and large object are anagrams of one another.  

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Terrifically Jefferific Riffery:

“Doth villainy fill any sinister void?”; Divinity “Fuge”?; “Drop a pair... then party there!”; “Take a 5-second power nap... then solve!”; A schoolmaster may hate the classroom! Nesting duds within duds;

“Doth villainy fill any sinister void?”

1. 🎥Take a four-letter adjective for something unpleasant. 

Rearrange its letters to get the last name of a movie villain. Take the villain’s full name and drop one letter to get two other evil characters. 

What is the word and who are the characters.

Divinity “Fuge”?

2. 👼Take a term for a place where one might find refuge. 

Drop a letter and rearrange to get someone you might find there. 

“Drop a pair... then party there!”

3. 🗺Take the two-word name of a famous place. 

Drop the three-letter initialism of a college sports organization.  Rearrange the result to get something celebrated at the famous place. Name this place and celebration.

Note: In the accompanying illustration, captions for the images emerge after the initial letter of each word in the city is deleted.

“Take a 5-second power nap... then solve!”

4. 🗓September 25, 2025 marked an unusual event, one that won’t happen again in this century. What was the event, and when will it next occur?

A schoolmaster may hate the classroom!

5. 📚A word and its anagram can be used to fill in the two blanks in the sentence below. 

What are they?

There is nothing a _________ hates more than a _________.

Nesting duds within duds 

6. Insert a three-letter garment into a five-letter garment to get a homophone for something a parent dressing a two-year-old needs. Name these two garments and what this parent needs.

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“Compeerative” Hors D’Oeuvre:

Halve a letter in a name & an adjective you’ll have!

Chop a letter in a fictional character’s surname in half to form two new letters. 

Replace another letter with a letter that rhymes with it. 

The result is an adjective that describes this
character, compared to his peers.

What are this surname and adjective?

Bobby Fischer-King “Chess Nuts Toasting...”Slice:

History & Whodunit mystery: “Gambitten” by the “Chess bug”

Anagram the combined letters of four chess pieces. 

You will spell four words that describe “A Brief History of Time,” and where it may have been
published. 

What are these four chess pieces?

What two words describe “A Brief History of Time”?

What two words denote where it may have been published?

Riffing Off Shortz Squeeze-Playfully Entrees:

“If I were a rich man (with a halo) I would march in, but don’t squeeze my chin! (I guess my arm’s ok”)

Will Shortz’s November 1st NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:

Think of a three-letter par
t of the human body. Insert it into a four-letter part of the body to get a brand name you might see at the supermarket. What names are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Name a ten-letter puzzlemaster who is a conundrum-creating ____. For him, designing an ingeniously wordplayful puzzle is as effortless as taking a leisurely _____ in the park!

Fill in the first blank with letters #1, #6, #2 & #10.

Fill in the second blank with letters #5, #9, #8, #7, #4 & #3.

What words belong in the two blanks?

Who is this Puzzlemaster?

(Note: Entrees #2-through-#7 are the fruits of the riffmaking genius of our friend Nodd.)

ENTREE #2

Think of two four-letter body parts (one is plural). 

Change an A to a C. Rearrange to spell a brand name you might see in the candy section of the supermarket. 

What are the body parts and the brand name?

ENTREE #3

Think of a four-letter body part and a five-letter part of some people’s bodies. Change an E to an A. Rearrange to spell a two-word brand name you might see in the cereal aisle at the supermarket. What are the body parts and the brand name?

ENTREE #4

Think of two body parts of four letters each. Delete one letter and rearrange to spell a brand name you might see in the coffee and tea section of the supermarket. 

What are the body parts and the brand name?

ENTREE #5

Think of a three-letter body part and something in four letters you might get on parts of your body. 

Change an A to an H. Rearrange to spell a brand name you might see in the candy section of the supermarket. 

What are the body part, what you might get, and the brand name?

ENTREE #6

Think of body parts in three and four letters (one body part is plural). 

Change a G to an A. Rearrange to spell a two-word brand name you might see in the baked goods section of the supermarket. 

What are the body parts and the brand name?

ENTREE #7

Think of a famous unkept promise by a successful presidential candidate, in six words. The second and third words refer to certain of his body parts. 

Rearrange their letters to get a brand name you might see in the refrigerated beverage section of the supermarket. What are the promise and the brand?

(Note: Entrees #8 & #9 were composed by our gifted and talented friend Plantsmith.)

ENTREE #8

Put a three-letter body part inside a four-letter body part.

Drop the last letter to get a brand name of
something you might see at Best Buy.

Name this body part and brand name.

ENTREE #9

Take a five-letter body part and replace the last letter with a vacation destination. 

“Pluralize” the result to get a cereal.

What are this cereal and destination?

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Society Page Dessert:

Diamonds... both ballpark & sparkling 

Former major league star Rick may marry a famous movie star whose surname is a synonym of “fuse”... Indeed, such nuptials are still possible! 

Were this slim possibility to become a full-blown reality, a headline in newspapers’
society pages might read like an entry in an appointment booklet consisting of words of 6, 7 & 3 letters.

Name these stars and possible society-page headline.

Hint: The third word in the headline is the surname of these star-crossed stars... but only after you apply to it what what sounds like a synonym of Christmas.

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one piping fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

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Schpuzzle of The Week:

Leap Year, Living Tunesmith, Dead Poet

Write the first and last names of a living lyricist and a dead poet. Transpose the words in the poet’s name.

The last eight letters of each result are identical. Remove them.

Lowercase what remains of the lyricist’s name. Capitalize what remains of the poet’s name.
The capital letters divided by the lowercase letter equal the number of days in a leap year, plus two.

Name this lyricist and poet.

After the removal of the identical letters, what remains of the lyricist’s name and of the poet’s name?

Appetizer Menu

Quintuply Skydiversionary Appetizer:

Bumps in the night; tycoons and typhoons; “IgNobel” Poster? Low-class clods and high-class creatures; “Hi Ho Silverheels?”

Bumps in the night

1. 👢🚪Spoonerize a two-word phrase indicating hearing an ominous kicking on your front door late at night to get another phrase describing what was being delivered. 

What are these two phrases?

Tycoons and typhoons

2. 💵 🌪 What do tycoons and typhoons have in common?

Note: It is true that both “tycoons” and “typhoons” begin with a “ty” and end with an
“oons”... But the answer we seek has to do with the meanings of the two words, not their spellings.

“IgNobel” Poster?

3. 🏆Spoonerize the name of a Nobel Prize winning playwright to phonetically describe a comment poster on a puzzle blog (like Blaine’s Blog or Puzzleria!) whose hints may be TMI (Too Much Information). 

Name the playwright and the description of the comment poster.

Low-class clods & high-class creatures

4.🐎Think of a word that describes humans considered to be of lower social class. 

Now insert the letter H to describe an animal considered to be of an aristocratic class. What are these humans and these animals?

“Hi Ho Silverheels!”

5. 🏇 When the Lone Ranger informed Tonto he had cancer and was enduring treatments
that were causing him much pain, what did Tonto ask? 

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Model-A Model-T Model-O... Hors d’Oeuvre:

Words on a table, solve if you’re able

Double a letter in a word seen on an oft-wall-hung timetable. (This timetable is an anagram of a hyphenated description of models that sometimes appear on it).

Rearrange the letters (including the doubled-
one) in the word found on the timetable to spell an adjective and noun that describe a creature.

What are the timetable and the description of models that may appear on it?

What is the word seen on that timetable?

What are the adjective and noun that describe the creature?

Sandbars & Candy Bars Slice:

Deserts deserted, delicious desserts!

Name a dessert and desert, both with ten letters.

Anagram the dessert to spell two articles of clothing.

Anagram the desert to spell two words
associated with eyes.

What are this dessert, desert, clothing articles and eye-related words?

Hints: The two articles of clothing are worn at opposite ends of the body. One word associated with eyes is a part of an eye, the other is plural and peripheral to the eyes. 

Riffing Off Shortz Entrees:

Blue Bay Backers?

Will Shortz’s October 25th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:

The commercial name “iPhone” starts with a
lowercase “i” and has a capital “P” inside it. Think of two well-known companies whose logos also start with lowercase letters and each contain a capital “B” somewhere inside.

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

Name a puzzlemasterful conundrum-creating _______ and ____ who provides us with a week’s _____ of cryptic challenges and enjoyment every Sunday... 

... a puzzlemaker ___ ____ ___ and wisdom ____ us weekly by posing ____ of puzzles  that begin with a “What,” “Why,” “Where,” “When” “___” or “___...”

... puzzles filled with challenging _______,
“mysterious ______” and skillfully-compiled fill-in-the-word lists; puzzles involving square, cube or etymological _____; puzzles consisting of missing-word _____...

... all courtesy of this wordsmith with Hoosier _____ who _____ a weekly nationally radio broadcast!

Bonus Timely Holiday Addendum:

Nestled deep within the All Hallows Eve Wilderness are eerie heard-by-ears, albeit unseen, ___ _____ and _____ hidden deep within forest _______.

Name the 19 different missing words in the above text, including the Bonus Addendum. (One of these 19 words “appears” twice.)

These 19 words contain only 9 different letters of our 26-letter alphabet.

Use these 9 different letters, one of them twice, to spell the name of a puzzle-maker.

Name these 20 missing words: 

five 3-letter words; four 4-letter words; seven 5-letter words; one 6-letter word; three 7-letter words 

Who is the puzzle-maker?

(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are compostitions by Nodd, creator of “Nodd ready for prime time” on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #2

The surname of a well-known past politician begins with a lowercase letter but also has a
capital letter somewhere in it. 

You can rearrange the letters in the surname to spell a food and a place to get food. (The place doesn’t usually offer this food.) Name the politician, the food, and the place.

ENTREE #3

Name a well-known entertainment company with an internal capital letter. Rearrange the letters to spell a two-word phrase describing
something a company may have if it fails to treat its employees well. 

What are the company and the phrase?

ENTREE #4

A famous former football player and a famous current basketball player have first names that
start with the same two letters and contain internal capital letters. (The footballer’s last name also has an internal capital.) Remove the first letter of one of their first names. Then rearrange seven letters of their combined first names to name a former GM car model. You will be left with none. 

Who are the players and what’s the car model?

ENTREE #5

The first name of a famous actor has an internal capital letter. The last name of another famous actor has the same internal capital. The first actor’s first name spelled backward is the last name of a famous composer. The second actor’s last name anagrams to a sticker you are likely to see around this time. 

Who are the actors and the composer, and what is the sticker?

ENTREE #6

Take a brand name with an internal capital letter. Change the first letter to an ampersand
and add an apostrophe. Rearrange all to get three brand names – a snack, a telecom company, and a past GM car model. 

What are the four brands?

ENTREE #7

A global biopharmaceutical company has two internal capitals in its name. 

A major focus of the company is the development of therapies using a chemical compound known by an abbreviation that consists of one lower case letter and the rest uppercase letters. What are the company and the compound? 

(Hint: If you change the first letter of the company name to a different letter, you can rearrange the letters to spell the last name of a former dictator supported by the U.S.)

ENTREE #8

Name a famous current American singer. 

Replace the last name with a colloquial term for a person from the place where this singer was born and raised. Say the result out loud. Phonetically, you’ll get a form of singing the singer doesn’t usually do. 

Who is this singer?

What is the colloquial term?

What is the form of singing?

Dessert Menu

Sweetly Sorrowful Dessert:

“Departure splits the pleasantry”

Rearrange the letters in a word of departure to spell what the “heavenly hopeful” strive to do. Remove a pair identical letters from a second word of departure. Rearrange the result to spell the name of either a European city or in an East-of-the-Mississippi U.S. city.

What are these two words of departure?

What do the “heavenly hopeful” strive to do?

What is the name of these two cities?

Every Thursday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Thursday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.