A dozen double-barreled-shooting-blanks homonym challenges by Jeff Zarkin; Conundrum requires “crittercal thinking!” Will’s on the “Whiz Short List!” Massacre history & Missouri his story; All Tolled, All Donne: “Discont’ent on the Isle of NoMan” Historic landmark & research university

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Schpuzzle of the Week:

All Tolled, All Donne: “Discont’ent on the Isle of NoMan”

(The following poem is in the public domain.)

For Whom the Bell Tolls

by John Donne

No man is an island,

Entire of itself.

Each is a piece of the continent,

A part of the main.

If a clod be washed away by the sea,

Europe is the less.

As well as if a promontory were.

As well as if a manor of thine own

Or of thine friend’s were.

Each man’s death diminishes me,

For I am involved in mankind.

Therefore, send not to know

For whom the bell tolls,

It tolls for thee.

(The following free & worthless verse is in our private doggerelhouse!)

“All Tolled, All Donne”

My Dear Mister Donne,

Regarding your note of the Seventeenth Cent.,

I’ll agree we’re all pieces of continent.

(For some time now you’ve been so quite littorally (sic).)

But I, ere I too lie landlocked in my grave, 

Am but a __________ of Mankind

Indicating nothing save the vacuum engulfing me.

And therefore, ere I cease to __,
The bell that tolled for ____

Shall toll for __

Merely ______________.

That no man is an island, again I’ll agree.

Yet, while standing downright upright, 

ere his endless inland rest ______, you’ll _-

____ with me that no man is not a _________!

Fill in the nine blanks, in order, with ten, two, four, two, fourteen, six, one, four and nine letters. 

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Blankety-Blank-Blank-Blank Appetizer:

A dozen double-barreled-shooting-blanks
homonym challenges

Find the homonyms that belong in the blanks. For example, a sample:

⚓“After passengers aboard ______ ships
wait patiently for _____ to _____ anchor, they are happily on their ___!”

Answer: cruise, crews, weigh, way

1.🗱 Martha was shocked when she _____ the _____ there was a _____ of _____ running wild through the town. 

2.✈ Due to _____ times, and unwilling to put a _____ on his condo, Jacques decided against the Concorde and took a _____  _____.

3.🩷 Mark’s heart _____ when he found the fresh _____ lumber, perfect to fix the _____ in his _____.

4.🐈 Marie _____ when she saw that _____ had infested her _____ and chewed it _____.

5.🪺 After Charlie _____ _____ of the_____ eggs, he thought he had _____ and gone to heaven.

6.🚢 The author said that he gave _____ to, _____ the hero of several his novels, in his _____ on a cruise ship, as he was being _____ to European vacation.

7.🛥If your yacht has taken on a _____ it may be a _____ that _____ _____ shouldn’t be at the helm.

8.🐰🐇After shearing his rabbits, Sam had a _____ _____ of _____ _____.

9.🥫🥘After a food fight at the Animal Housecast party, the _____ was _____ to include _____-coated _____.

10.👪 As she was getting ready to _____ her future in-laws, Esther was shocked to discover that the _____ of the _____ in her _____ wasn’t kosher. 

11.🩴Sue went to the little shop in the mall, which, in her _____ she knew was the _____ place where cork-_____ sandals were _____.

12.🌣 The _____ rough pavement, and the glare of the sun’s _____ made the _____ _____ more difficult

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Natural Nutritious Hors d’Oeuvre:

Conundrum requires “crittercal thinking!”

Name a natural and nutritious variety of food, in one word. 

Its last half, in reverse, spells a critter. 

Its first half, in order, spells a prominent part of that critter. 

What are these three words?

Absurd And Nonsensical Slice:

Historic landmark & research university

Take a new name of a place adjacent to a state that boasts a five-letter historic landmark and four-letter research university. Some critics if this name label it with a four-letter noun that means “something absurd and nonsensical.”

Rearrange those thirteen combined letters to spell the new name of the place.

What are these three words? 

What is the new name?  

Riffing Off Shortz Entrees:

Will’s on the “Whiz Short List”

Will Shortz’s July 20th Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle is a two-week creative challenge, and it’s a tough one: 

Most people are familiar with palindromes, which read backward and forward the same.
For example:

• Madam, I’m Adam.

• Do geese see God?

• Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

The object is to write a palindrome that contains the letter Q. Entries will be judged on sense, naturalness of syntax, and overall elegance. The person who submits what I consider to be the best palindrome containing the letter Q will play the puzzle on the air with me in two weeks.

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

The name Will Shortz contains ten letters. Compose a phrase that pertains to Will Shortz using all nine different letters of his name, using each of the nine different letters at least once. But use only those nine letters. 

Here is an example of such a phrase: 

the WHIZ SHORT LIST (a list that Will Shortz is definitely on!)

(Note: Entrees #2 through #7 are the brainchildren of our friend and riffmaster Nodd.)

ENTREE #2

Think of an actress who goes by three names. Her first name is a church part spelled backwards. 

Her middle name, with one letter replaced by a space, is the marketing name of a car sold in
the U.S. from 1976 to 1983, spelled backwards. Additionally, her first name spelled backwards, plus the last letter of her middle name, is a body part she frequently displayed in a 2005 film. 

Who is the actress, and what are the church part, the car name, and the body part?

ENTREE #3

Think of the title of a 1977 song by a musician whose last name is also a first name. 

Fill in the blanks in the following sentence with two words that are palindromes of each other to get a corollary to the song title: “And the ____ ____ on.” 

What are the song title and its corollary?

ENTREE #4

Think of a famous model and actress with a palindromic first name. Insert a space between the third and fourth letters of her last name and
delete the fifth letter of her last name. 

The remaining letters of her last name, in order, suggest she may be one who prefers a certain brand of electronic device. 

Who is she, and what does her last name, as modified, suggest she may be?

ENTREE #5

Think of the palindromic first name of the title character in a famous 19th Century novel. 

Rearrange the letters to get a palindromic bread. 

What are the novel and the bread?

ENTREE #6

Think of a place in Pennsylvania where a tragic event occurred in the late 19th Century, resulting in the killing of at least 19 people and criminal charges against law enforcement officers. 

Spell the name of the place backwards to get a word with several meanings, including the act of forgiving a crime. 

What are the place and the word?

ENTREE #7

Remove one letter from a 10-letter noun and divide the remaining letters into three words to get a phrase describing someone you might contact if you were planning to visit Europe. 

What are the noun and the three-word phrase?

ENTREE #8

Write a somewhat confessional first-person text message or email in an epistolary style that is somewhat synonymous with the following text:

“This is being written in real time: The Islamic commander with the ‘athletic’ code name met me in a subway on one of the Persian Gulf peninsulas. ... In retrospect, will God judge me guilty of sin?”

The text message/email is a palindrome... that is, the letters read the same both forward and backward. 

The message contains 41 letters:

6 x A

6 x I (that’s an “i” not a lowercase “L”) 

4 x E

4 x R

4 x S

4 x T 

2 x L

2 x M

2 x O 

2 x P

2 x V

2 x W

1 x Q

What is this palindromic message?

ENTREE #9

Consider the 43-letter palindromic string of letters below:

“_ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _!   _ _   _ _ _ _ ’_   

_ _ _ _ _ _  _ _ _  _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ ’_  

_ _ _ _?  _ _  _ _!”

The 22nd letter (which is also the middle letter in the palindrome) is an uppercase Q, which is preceded by five other uppercase letters.

There are a total of 13 uppercase letters in the palindrome, including 2 A’s, 5 D’s, 3 O’s, 1 N, 1 S, and that aforementioned uppercase Q.

The 30 lowercase letters are:

s 5

e 4

o 3

d 3

n 3

a 2

b 2

h 2

r 2

t 2

w 2

What is this palindromic string of 43 letters?

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Major vs Minor Dessert:

Massacre history & Missouri his story

A major in the infantry wrote a first-hand historical account of its massacre of Indian
tribes in Colorado during the 1860s. Replace the third letter in his surname with how that letter is spelled (For example, “b” is spelled “bee.”) 

The result is the surname of a character in a novel set in 1840s Missouri. 

Who are this infantry major and novel character?

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