Thursday, April 24, 2025

Worlds-apart yet common tongues; The letter “en” that numbers ten; Nine-digit deficit; Cloudy Klein Contortionist; Super-duper coughing creature! Serena, Simone, Mia Hamm! Double-hockey-sticks-critters triplet; Phenomenal surnominal songbird; E______ of S_______!

 PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 5πe2 SERVED

Schpuzzle of the Week:

Cloudy Klein Contortionist

Fill in the blanks of the title and the final line of the following “poem.”

E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ of  S _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Like some great, grey weasel

Or jumbo smoke-filled/smoke-engulfed Klein bottle turning itself outside-out,

He makes movements of a madman, strait-jacketed

(Locks unopen, chains unbroken),

And then, to the amazement of all...

P_ _ _   o _ _   o _   h _ _   t _ _ _ _!

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Skydiversionary Appetizer:

Worlds-apart yet common tongues; The letter en that numbers tenNine-digit deficit 

Worlds-apart yet common tongues

1. There are two well known major languages that are almost half a world apart from each other and yet they each have something very unusual in common with each other. 

Do you know what it is?

The letter en that numbers ten

2. Looking carefully at the Earth Globe you can find a well-known land mass where you might see ten n’s. Can you locate it?

Nine-digit deficit

3. Maria had been teaching beginning Spanish for about twelve years now, and loved both her job and the students. It was mutual, and one of her students at the end of her first year had given her a small gift in appreciation. It was ten plastic words that each spelled a different digit in Spanish. She loved these toys and proudly displayed them in order on her desk. 

I am sure you can feel her disappointment when one morning, arriving at her desk, she found all but one of these digits missing. Can you determine which digit remained, and how you came to your conclusion?

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Oval Office Hors d’Oeuvre:

Super-duper coughing creature!

Take a pair of two-word terms: one who dupes others into giving him money and something a
critter may cough up. 

Rearrange the combined letters to spell the first and last names of a president. 

What are these two-word terms and presidential name?

Muscat & Salalah Slice:

Serena, Simone, Mia Hamm!

Remove the first and seventh letters from a word that describes Serena Williams, Simone
Biles or Mia Hamm. 

The result is a pair of words associated with Muscat and Salalah. 

What are these three words?

Riffing Off Shortz And Goodman Entrees:

Double-hockey-sticks-critters triplet

Will Shortz’s April 20th Puzzle Challenge, created by Philip Goodman, of Binghamton, New York, reads:

Name an animal in five letters. Add two letters
and rearrange the result to name a bird in seven letters. Then add two letters to that and rearrange the result to name another animal in nine letters. What creatures are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Goodman Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

Name a puzzle-maker in thirteen letters. Rearrange these letters to spell a five-letter creature, two three-letter creatures and a French pronoun that can refer to either of the three-letter creatures... but only if both of them are not bitches.

Who is this puzzle-maker?

What are the three creatures and the pronoun?

Note: Entrees #2 through #7 were composed by our friend and riff-meister extraordinaire Nodd.

ENTREE #2

Name an animal in three letters. 

Add four letters and rearrange the result to name a bird in seven letters. 

Change the first letter to an A and remove the last letter. 

Rearrange the six remaining letters and follow them with the three-letter animal to name a nine-letter, two-word animal. 

What creatures are these?

ENTREE #3

Name an animal in three letters and a bird in six letters. Change the third letter of the bird name to an S and rearrange the combined nine letters of the animal and the bird to name another bird. What creatures are these?

ENTREE #4

Name two animals in three letters each. 

To these six letters add three more letters and rearrange the result to name an animal in nine letters. 

What creatures are these?

ENTREE #5

Name an animal and a bird, nine letters in all. 

Change one letter from an M to a V and rearrange to name another animal. What creatures are these?

ENTREE #6

Name a fish and a bird, nine letters in all. 

Change one letter from an O to a C and rearrange to name another animal. 

What creatures are these?

ENTREE #7

Name an insect and add three letters to name a bird. 

Change an E to a U, add two more letters, and rearrange the result to name an animal in nine letters. 

What creatures are these?

Note: Entree #8 was composed by our friend and riff-meister extraordinaire Plantsmith.

ENTREE #8

Take some five-letter animals. 

Add two letters and mix the result to get some birds. Add two more letters and mix to get some more animals. 

What are these three creatures?

ENTREE #9

Name a eight-letter bird whose color may be a hue that rhymes with a black liquid.

Some letters of this bird, in order but not consecutive, spell:

* an oral animal part, and

* a Spanish pal.

Some letters of this bird, not in order, spell:

* an animal that has that above-mentioned oral animal part, and

* the newborn animal born of a creature that might be gray (but is not yet old).

What are this bird, oral animal part, Spanish pal, animal with the oral part, and newborn animal?

ENTREE #10

Name a creature in three letters. 

Add two letters and rearrange the result to name a holy human creature. 

Then add four additional letters and rearrange
the result to name a thick-skinned third creature. 

What three creatures are these?

ENTREE #11

Name a bird in three letters. 

Insert two adjacent letters within the name to name a bird in five letters. Then add five letters and rearrange the result to name a non-avian creature in ten letters. 

What three creatures are these?

Dessert Menu

“Bye Bye Baldness” Dessert:

Phenomenal surnominal songbird

Spell the surname of a  singer backwards. Add a space. The result is a description of this singer’s music. 

Who is the singer? 

What is the description?

Hint: This surname can be anagrammed to spell a two-word description of a word that follows “Bye Bye” and a word that follows “Bald.” 

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    1. Shouldn’t the Hors d’Oeuvre include the first name of the president as well?

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    3. Indeed it should, Tortitude. And, thanks to you, it now does!

      LegoWhoIsBlessedWithA PlethoraOfExcellent"InHouse"Editors!

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    4. Same question. My answer only works if the first name is used.

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    5. Wow, Nodd! a pair of simultaneous posts! How often, if ever, has that happened on this blog?

      LegoWhoNotesThatTheseSimultaneousPostingsHappenAllTheTimeOverOnBlaine'sBlogDuringTheThursdayNoonPacificTimeNationalPublicRadioSundayPuzzleAnswerReveal

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    1. Early Schpuzzle Hint:
      The 16 letters in the first and third words of the title of the "poem" can be anagrammed to spell an early-evening seafood menu item that begins with a number, in the form:
      "_ _ _ _ _ -_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _."
      The first word in the "poem" title and the last word of the last line of the "poem" are associated with one another.
      LegoSnapsCrackles...

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    2. E8- You could see one or maybe two of these animals at a petting zoo-but not the third.

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    3. Lego: I tried every possible permutation I could think of for your Schpuzzle hint, but being too unfamliar with seafood menu dishes, no matter WHAT combo I tried, I came up empty. Thus, sadly, your above hint won't be of any help.

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    4. VT, I also had no luck with the Schpuzzle hint. Based on the hint, I do think I have the first word of the title correct, as well as the last line. It seems like my third word of the title is wrong, though. I got nowhere with the number / early evening seafood (and why would an item on a menu only be sold in early evening?).

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    5. I'm very glad I wasn't the only one, Tortie, to NOT manage the Schpuzzle hint. I tried every five-letter number, and thought that by 'early evening' perhaps Lego meant APPETIZERS? But that got me nowhere, either. I will be waiting for a further, different hint from him (I hope.)

      I do have SOME words chosen for the Schpuzzle, but I have little confidence that they are correct. My 'hunch' could be completely wrong.

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    6. SUNDAY HINTS FOR ENTREES 2-7:
      2. Papua.
      3. "Sufferin' succotash!"
      4. One of Murray's best.
      5. Rice bird?
      6. Improve his shining tail.
      7. Change the first letter of the bird to get someone Karen wants to see.

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    7. Sunday/Monday Hints:

      Schpuzzle of the Week:
      The "E"-word in the title is a creature.
      The "t"-word in the final line is a creature-part.

      Skydiversionary Appetizer
      (skydiveboy believes that a puzzle ought to stand on its own, sans hints.)

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      Oval Office Hors d’Oeuvre
      Something a critter may cough up, minus an "h", is a lousy hoops shot!

      Muscat & Salalah Slice:
      Serena, Simone, Mia Hamm!
      The word that describes Serena Williams, Simone Biles or Mia Hamm is a compound word consisting of 6 and 5 letters.

      Riffing Off Shortz And Goodman Entrees:
      Double-hockey-sticks-critters triplet
      ENTREE #1
      St. Augustine hailed from the 5-letter creature.
      "One 3-letter creature EATS the other 3-letter creature" is an unlikely happenstance...
      But reverse the order of the creatures and you get something that happens all the time at the ol' ballpark!
      Note: See Nodd's hints for his Entrees #2 through #7 at Nodd April 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
      Plantsmith's ENTREE #8
      Wooly, Plumage (albeit more so in the male of the species), "Poddy poultry," Donkeys' counterparts
      ENTREE #9
      Sunshine State, Gopher State... Ready, Set...
      ENTREE #10
      The creature in three letters is an anagram of a legume, the holy human creature resides in San Diego...
      ENTREE #11
      You've heard of "ear wax"? But what about "Nose wax?"

      “Bye Bye Baldness” Dessert:
      Hint: This surname can be anagrammed to spell a two-word description of a word that follows “Bye Bye” and a word that follows “Bald...” and of a word in a song title that follows Colonel.

      Lego"AllHintedOut!"

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    9. Thanks for the hints. Nodd, your #7 hint made me laugh!
      OK, for the Schpuzzle, I definitely have the right "E" word and "T" word. But the third word of the title still eludes me. The word I have now is kind of punny with the "E" word but it doesn't lead to a number / menu item. I thought maybe the number was either in another language or a type of number, but didn't quite get anywhere with that either.

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    10. Regarding the third word in the title in the Schpuzzle:
      Take an agency of the U.S. Department of the Treasury, in three letters, and what it makes you nearly empty annually, in five letters. Rearrange the combined eight letters to get the third word.
      LegoApologizingForASchpuzzleThatTaxesTheSolvers'Patience!

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    11. Thanks, Lego. I had the right word all along! I just can't make it fit into the number/seafood menu clue.

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    12. Got Nodd's #3, and the Hors d'Oeuvre, and Lego's #9 and #10(except for the nine-letter creature), as well as the animal and its body part, and the last part in the Schpuzzle(but that's it).
      pjbCannotHelpButBeRemindedOfHowChucklesTheClownDied

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    13. I've FINALLy gotten the third word of the Schpuzzle, too....it surely took long enough until it finally popped into my head....logic certainly hadn't helped me, altho of course, now I see the 'pun.' However, I am still working on trying to figure out the seafood dish!!!

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    14. So far, NO anagrammer will work to find the seafood dish....I'm sure my two words are correct, but there is NO number anywhere, not to mention whatever seafood it was supposed to be. This is going to drive me CRAZY.

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    15. FINALLY, I managed to come up with a seafood thing, but it isn't one 11-letter word after the hyphen...it is two words, with possibly a hyphen in between THEM, as well. Is this correct, Lego? What a battle!

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    16. I finally came up with something as well. I agree that there should be two words. This feels very much like a Blaine-type hint; somewhat possible to figure out once you know the answer, but impossible otherwise.

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    17. E8- For your listening pleasure " Sam and sham and pharaohs."

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    18. Tortie....I agree with your last post completely. And I think all those hints on Blaine's are each puzzles in themselves. I NEVER understand them.

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    2. 🚨Warning: this riff is kind of gross, so proceed at your own risk! 🚨
      Entree 6 riff:
      Name a nine-letter animal. Change one letter from a C to an O. Rearrange the letters to produce two things the animal produces.

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    3. 🚨Warning: Not 100% sure I solved this App, so the following riff is based off what I have as the answer (which may or may not be the intended answer!) 🚨
      App 2 riff: Think of a language that has is based on a similar - but opposite - idea of the two languages in the App. Hint: the primary country of this language borders the primary country where one of the App languages is used.

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    4. That should be a riff of App 1, not App 2.

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    6. Entree 6 riff -- Or change the first, third, and sixth letters to get a Lotus Flower.

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    1. Having had all the puzzle-solving I can take for one evening, I can report MISSING the following: the Schpuzzle (so much for a run of 3? weeks of solving it, except for some of the smaller words), the Slice (at first I thought I had it, but it is frustratingly eluding me), and Entrees 5, 6, 7. (At least, that means having solved the first half of Nodd's.)

      Oops, I forgot completely to look at the Dessert.

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    2. Whew, eked out the Dessert. The hint threw me a bit, because I came up with half the wrong two-word description.

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    3. I have answers for the Schpuzzle and the Apps, but I'm not convinced about any of them. I know that SDB and Lego won't be giving out hints for the Apps, but hopefully, we'll see hints for the Schpuzzle.

      Everything else has been solved. Entree #2 was my favorite!

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    4. Thanks, Tortie! No. 2 was the first one I thought of.

      VT, for 5, 6, and 7, look carefully at the pics. They will give you the 9-letter animal for 5, the bird for 6, and the insect (spelled backwards) for 7. The first part of the 9-letter animal in 7 is almost a fruit; the last part is almost a state.

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    5. Torti, You are correct. I do not intend to give out hints, however, that being said, I would caution NOT to pay any attention to the photo Lego provided for #2. It not only will not help you, but most likely will keep you from the answer.

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    6. Thanks, Nodd. ALtho I haven't yet looked at the pics for your #5 and 6, I DID see #7s pic and the resultant insect. The thing is, I TRIED that insect! Will have to go back and try again.

      I realized I completely forgot to mention that I got nowhere on SDB's Apps, not that I tried very hard...I just kept on moving down to see what else there was.

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    7. VT, on #7, have you read "The Murders in the Rue Morgue"?

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    8. Ok, Nodd, I think I have your 5, 6, 7 now...as long as the nine-letter animal for #7 is a repeat of one you used in a different puzzle? Also, I had a heck of a time with #5's picture, because I had NO idea who that team was! I had to screen-capture and stick the picture in google's picture ID to find out who that uniform belonged to.

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    9. I don't recall using the nine-letter animal in #7 in another puzzle, but it's possible. At any rate, the animal is featured prominently in the Poe story, with a different spelling.

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    10. Ah, I just checked and my animal IS in a Poe story. Perhaps I have an alternate answer (if you don't recall using that animal twice) or one of your earlier puzzles?

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    11. Just saw your question...NO, I had never read that particular Poe story. (I'm not really a fan of 'horror' stuff.)

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    12. You might like "Some Words With a Mummy." It's supernatural, but not horror.

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    13. Reading this thread gave me an answer for #7 that I don't think I would have gotten no matter how many times I'd read the puzzle. I solve them however I can.

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    14. Immediately upon seeing the words "Rue Morgue", the word "orangutan" (or "ourang-outang") came to mind. It probably would have taken me forever to think of "tanager" otherwise. Like I say, I solve these things any which way I can.

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  5. Happy Friday evening to all from Jasper, AL!
    We went to the Urgent Care at Jasper Family Clinic earlier this morning. I found out that, yes, the stopped-up ear symptom is going around. The woman who came in before me was complaining of it, and Mom said two or three women at her Bunco get-together yesterday said they had it, too. I've had it before myself, but I can't remember how long it took for them to open wide up before. 4th week for me, in case you didn't know. Anyway, I almost overslept, and Mom had to wake me to get up and get ready, so I rushed and we got out there about 11:15am. They'd be closing at noon. Finally the doctor saw me about 12:15pm. I asked if this was going around, and he said yes. Has to do with the pollen, apparently. Anyway, we got out of there shortly after, and I had Mom go to Zaxby's, because it had just opened back up in the old location. Mom had been there already, and Bryan had been there already, and to hear them tell it, the drive-through took only three minutes. So we went. Lunch time and a few other drivers, it took a little longer. Plus, they forgot my fries. We ordered the combo, they forgot my fries. Only a sandwich, a drink, and a chocolate chip cookie. Luckily we had gone to Winn-Dixie the day before, I was able to have some Ritz toasted chips(sweet habanera-flavored). Not the first time this has happened this week! Last night, we got food from Whataburger!, and they forgot the cinnamon roll. Mom even asked if it was in there, and the girl at the window said, "Yes, it's in there, in the white wrapper." Sure enough, it wasn't. After eating today, later at some point, Mom got in touch with Mia Kate about if we were going to eat out this evening, and they chose Mr. Bean's. Turned out, all my nieces were there: Mia Kate, Maddy(Bryan had just picked her up from her Chick-fil-A job), and Morgan. Renae was also there. I had the bourbon chicken fillets(one of the "New Items" they had on a separate menu, which also featured coconut shrimp and a lava cake, among other things), a chef's salad with Thousand Island dressing and Captain's Wafer crackers, baked beans, onion rings, and a Mr. Pibb. Bryan had a hamburger steak, fries, and I forget what else; Renae had a ribeye steak(I think), and again I forget what else; Mia Kate had a mushroom and Swiss burger and a baked potato, and I forget what to drink; Morgan had a small steak and a baked potato, again I forget what to drink; Mom also had a small steak and Texas toast, and I forget what else, but I'm sure she had a Sprite, because that's practically all she drinks besides the Arnold Palmer Arizona iced tea, and Mr. Beans didn't have the latter; And Maddy, who had already eaten at Chick-fil-A earlier, only had banana pudding and water. A few highlights of the conversation: We're going back to the condo in Ft. Walton either Wednesday May 7 to the following Sunday, or Thursday May 8 to the following Monday, or any other combination of these elements. Mom says she has to go to the beauty shop the day before however it turns out. Also, one of their cats(three in all)brought in a live mole in their basement, and they even showed us a picture! Renae set it free somewhere in the woods.
    Not much progress so far. I've solved Entrees #2 and #7(the latter thanks to reading one of Nodd's earlier posts a few minutes ago). All others will require hints, except for SDB's Appetizers. Thanks anyway, SDB. At least by Wednesday, you'll know if your answers are clever. The rest of us probably won't.
    Good luck in solving to all, and please stay safe, and I sincerely hope by the time we do go to Florida the week after next, my health problems will no longer be a huge concern. Cranberry out!
    pjbAlsoHopesTheCableSystemWillHaveImprovedMuchAtTheCondoByTheTimeHeGoesBack

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  6. SCHPUZZLE – ELEPHANT of SURPRISE; POPS OUT OF HIS TRUNK (Hint – All I could come up with was Three-snail Supper.)
    APPETIZERS
    1. Danish, Hawaiian, and Vietnamese have more vowels than consonants; Arabic and Rohingya are both written right to left; Both Spanish and Filipino use the tilde.
    2. North Pole (ten n’s pointing north)?
    3. CERO; it would have no use in learning to count.
    HORS D’OEUVRE – CON MAN, HAIR BALL; ABRAHAM LINCOLN
    SLICE – SPORTSWOMAN; PORTS, OMAN
    ENTREES
    1. PHILIP GOODMAN; HIPPO, DOG, MAN, IL
    2. PIG; PENGUIN; GUINEA PIG
    3. SOW; CANARY; CASSOWARY
    4. HOG; DOG, GROUNDHOG
    5. ERMINE; OWL; WOLVERINE
    6. COD; ORIOLE; CROCODILE
    7. GNAT; TANAGER; ORANGUTAN
    8. SHEEP; PEAHENS; ELEPHANTS
    9. FLAMINGO; FANG; AMIGO; LION; FOAL
    10. APE; PADRE; PACHYDERM
    11. HEN; HERON; RHINOCEROS
    DESSERT – DOLLY PARTON; NOT RAP
    TORTITUDE RIFF – PORCUPINE; POOP, URINE

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  7. Schpuzzle: ELEPHANT of SURPRISE, POPS OUT OF HIS TRUNK (SURPRISE = IRS, PURSE - THREE-SNAIL SUPPER??? )
    App:
    1. ??? CZECH, THAI; homophones of common words “check” and “tie”
    2. ??? TENNESSEE (TEN N’S + SEE + E )
    3. ??? CERO, anagrams into CORE (what’s left) or TRES (anagrams into REST)
    Hors d’Oeuvre: CON MAN, HAIR BALL, ABRAHAM LINCOLN
    Slice: SPORTSWOMAN, PORTS, OMAN
    Entrees:
    1. PHILIP GOODMAN; HIPPO, DOG, MAN, LI
    2. PIG, PENGUIN, GUINEA PIG :)
    3. SOW, CANARY, CASSOWARY
    4. DOG, HOG, GROUNDHOG
    5. ERMINE, OWL, WOLVERINE
    6. COD, ORIOLE, CROCODILE
    7. GNAT, TANAGER, ORANGUTAN
    8. SHEEP, PEAHENS, ELEPHANTS
    9. FLAMINGO, FANG, AMIGO, LION, FOAL
    10. APE, PADRE, PACHYDERM
    11. HEN, HERON, RHINOCEROS
    Dessert: PARTON; NOT RAP (Hint: NOT PAR (“Birdie”, eagle: harder than the main puzzle))

    Entree 6 riff: PORCUPINE, URINE, POOP (sorry!)
    App 1 riff: POLISH (Polish and polish are heteronyms)
    Entree 6 riff: CONCUBINE ???

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  8. Appetizer 3. Perhaps sdb adopted a Lego-ism. ". . .all but one of these digits missing. . ." If all but one was missing, then "1, Uno" must be the digit that remained.

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    1. Of course. Wish I had read as carefully as you.

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  9. SCHPUZZLE: ELEPHANT of SURPRISE; POPS OUT OF HIS TRUNK

    APPETIZERS:

    1. ENGLISH and MANDARIN CHINESE….the two most spoken languages in the world.

    2. Southern portion of AFRICA: Namibia, RwaNda, BotswaNa, ANgola, BuruNdi, KeNya, EswatiNi, UgaNda, Equitorial GuiNea, CamerooN

    3. "All but ‘ONE’ ” was missing => ‘UNO' was the plastic toy that was left.

    HORS D’O: CON MAN & HAIR BALL => ABRAHAM LINCOLN

    SLICE: S/PORTS/W/OMAN => PORTS OMAN

    ENTREES:

    1. PHILIP GOODMAN => HIPPO, DOG, MAN, IL

    2. PIG => PENGUIN => GUINEA PIG

    3. SOW & CANARY => SOWCASARY = > CASSOWARY

    4. GNU & RAT + ‘ona’ => ORANGUTAN

    5. OWL & ERMINE => WOLVERINE

    6. ORIOLE & COD => CROCODILE

    7. GNAT + e, r, a => TANAGER, minus e, + u, o, n => ORANGUTAN

    8. SHEEP + a, n => PEAHENS + l, t => ELEPHANTS

    9. FLAMINGO => FANG, AMIGO; LION, FOAL

    10. APE => PADRE + c, h, y, m => PACHYDERM

    11. HEN => HERON + i, c, r, o, s => RHINOCEROS

    DESSERT: [Hint: BIRDIE, EAGLE = NOT PAR] => DOLLY PARTON => NOT RAP

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  10. Oh, I realize I forgot to include the challenging hint answer for the Schpuzzle: THREE-SNAIL SUPPER

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  11. Schpuzzle
    ELEPHANT OF SURPRISE, POPS OUT OF THE TRUNK
    Menu
    Oval Office Hors d'Oeuvre
    CON MAN+HAIRBALL=ABRAHAM LINCOLN
    Muscat & Salalah Slice
    SPORTSWOMAN, PORTS, OMAN
    Entrees
    1. PHILIP GOODMAN, HIPPO, DOG, MAN, IL
    2. PIG, PENGUIN, GUINEA PIG
    3. SOW, CANARY, CASSOWARY
    4. GNU+RAT+"OAN"=ORANGUTAN
    5. OWL, ERMINE, WOLVERINE
    6. COD, ORIOLE, CROCODILE
    7. GNAT, TANAGER, ORANGUTAN(again)
    8. SHEEP, PEAHENS, ELEPHANTS
    9. FLAMINGO, FANG, AMIGO, LION, FOAL
    10. APE, PADRE, PACHYDERM
    11. HEN, HERON, RHINOCEROS
    "Bye Bye Baldness" Dessert
    (Dolly)PARTON, NOT RAP, NOT PAR(birdie or eagle)
    Masked Singer Results:
    Tonight was the semifinals.
    Four competitors were left: PEARL, MAD SCIENTIST'S MONSTER, CORAL, and BOOGIE WOOGIE. The first two will go on to the finals next week.
    CORAL and BOOGIE WOOGIE were the last two, having their "smackdown"("sing-off", if you will), when all of a sudden, Lucky Duck came through ringing the "Ding Dong Keep Them On" bell, said both of them are safe, and then insisted he himself must unmask once and for all. So he did. Turned out Lucky Duck was Taika Waititi, husband of panelist Rita Ora. Waititi is an actor and filmmaker, but as far as Mom is concerned, he's just Ora's husband. I have seen him before, I'm just not familiar with his work.
    So it looks like all four will actually go on to the finals next week.
    By sheer coincidence, we will probably be going to Ft. Walton Beach on the same day. Maybe we can get Bryan to start out on Thursday instead. Otherwise, we'll have to start out much earlier Wednesday. Either way, Bryan is not the fan of "The Masked Singer" that Mom and I are. Not at all. He just doesn't get it like we do. Anyway, we'll stay until either Sunday or Monday. As of right now, nothing's definite. I'll keep you posted.
    BTW: "THREE-SNAIL SUPPER"?! Bit of a stretch there, Lego.-pjb



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    1. I wondered what the duck was at the time. This show is kind of addicting.

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  12. Puzzleria– Apr-30- 25” 62 Degrees.


    Schpuzzle: Seven of ??, pops out of his truss.
    Apps:
    1. ?
    2.Tennessee. Ten’ ns, see, ee
    3. ? Mexican dominos uses 9 train pieces in game; hence if someone borrowed these they would not need the ten piece.


    Hors Douvre’s – con man, hair ball, Abraham Lincoln.
    Entrees
    1. Philip Goodman, Hippo, dog, man
    8. Sheep,+a,n Peahens +l,t , Elephants
    Dessert:

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  13. My Appetizer Puzzle Answers:

    #1. Each word in both Italian and Japanese (with rare exception) ends in a vowel, and they are always pronounced—never silent.

    #2. SEE TEN ENS / TENNESSEE

    #3. What is the digit that remained, and why did you choose it, and what is your proof?

    ANSWER: The digit that was left on her desk is the 3. All the others had left and disappeared without a tres. (Trace)

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  14. My apologies to all, including skydiveboy, for not posting our answers earlier!
    Lego...

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  15. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:
    Schpuzzle of the Week:
    Cloudy Klein Contortionist

    Fill in the blanks of the title and the final line of the following “poem.”
    ELEPHANT of SURPRISE
    Like some great, gray weasel
    Or jumbo smoke-filled/smoke-engulfed Klein bottle turning itself outside-out,
    He makes movements of a madman, strait-jacketed
    (Locks unopen, chains unbroken),
    And then, to the amazement of everyone...
    POPS OUT OF HIS TRUNK!

    Lego...

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  16. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:
    Appetizer Menu
    Skydiversionary Appetizer:
    Worlds-apart yet common tongues; The letter “en” that numbers ten; Nine-digit deficit
    1.
    There are two well known major languages that are almost half a world apart from each other and yet they each have something very unusual in common with each other. Do you know what it is?
    Answer
    Each word in both Italian and Japanese, with a few rare exceptions, ends in a vowel.
    2.
    Looking carefully at the Earth Globe you can find a well known land mass where you might see ten n's. Can you locate it?
    Answer
    The answer is in the puzzle text... in plain sight!:
    "SEE TEN N'S" is just one E short of the 9 letters in TENNESSEE... but because "en" is how you spell "n"...
    "SEE TEN EN'S" is an exact anagram of TENNESSEE!!
    3.
    Maria had been teaching beginning Spanish for about twelve years now, and loved both her job and the students. It was mutual and one of her students at the end of her first year had given her a small gift in appreciation. It was ten plastic words that each spelled a different digit in Spanish. She loved these toys and proudly displayed them in order on her desk.
    I am sure you can feel her disappointment when one morning, arriving at her desk, she found all but one of these digits missing. Can you determine which digit remained, and how you came to your conclusion?
    Answer
    The digit that was left on her desk is the 3. All the others had left and disappeared without a tres (which is pronounced "TRACE").
    Mark's Pronunciation Note: Some will say the vowels at the end of some Italian words are silent. This is WRONG! They are all pronounced. The perfect example is "Provolone," that many ignorant Americans pronounce like it would rhyme with alone. NO, it pronounced pro-va-lonay. So, perhaps the answer should be: Each word in both Italian and Japanese (with rare exceptions) ends in a vowel, and they are always pronounced—never silent.
    Lego...

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  17. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:

    MENU
    Oval Office Hors d’Oeuvre
    Super-duper coughing creature!
    Take a pair of two-word terms: one who dupes others into giving him money and something a critter may cough up. Rearrange the combined letters to spell the first and last names of a president. What are these two-word terms and presidential name?
    Answer:
    con man; hair ball; Abraham Lincoln

    Muscat & Salalah Slice:
    Serena, Simone, Mia Hamm!
    Remove the first and seventh letters from a word that describes Serena Williams, Simone Biles or Mia Hamm. The result is a pair of words associated with Muscat and Salalah. What are these three words?
    Answer:
    Sportswoman; Ports, Oman (Muscat and Salalah are major PORTS in OMAN.)
    SENT 11/26/24 (USE?)
    11/23/24
    Remove the first and seventh letters from a word that describes Serena Williams, Simone Biles or Mia Hamm. The result is a pair of words associated with Muscat and Salalah. What are these three words?
    Answer:
    Sportswoman; Ports, Oman (Muscat and Salalah are major PORTS in OMAN.)

    Riffing Off Shortz And Goodman Entrees:
    Double-hockey-sticks-critters triplet
    LLAMA, MALLARD, ARMADILLO
    Will Shortz’s April 20th Puzzle Challenge comes from Philip Goodman, of Binghamton, New York:
    Name an animal in five letters. Add two letters and rearrange the result to name a bird in seven letters. Then add two letters to that and rearrange the result to name another animal in nine letters. What creatures are these?
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Goodman Entrees read:

    ENTREE #1
    Name a puzzle-maker in thirteen letters. Rearrange these letters to spell a five-letter creature, two three-letter creatures and a French pronoun that can refer to either of the three-letter creatures... but only if both of them are NOT bitches.
    Who is this puzzle-maker?
    What are the three creatures and the pronoun?
    Answer:
    Philip Goodman; Hippo, Man, Dog, "il" (French for "he")
    Lego...

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  18. This week's official answers for the record, part 4:

    Note: Entrees #2 through #7 were composed by our friend and riff-meister extraordinaire Nodd
    ENTREE #2
    Name an animal in three letters. Add four letters and rearrange the result to name a bird in seven letters. Change the first letter to an A and remove the last letter. Rearrange the six remaining letters and follow them with the three-letter animal to name a nine-letter, two-word animal. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    PIG; PENGUIN; GUINEA PIG

    ENTREE #3
    Name an animal in three letters and a bird in six letters. Change the third letter of the bird name to an S and rearrange the combined nine letters of the animal and the bird to name another bird. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    SOW; CANARY; CASSOWARY

    ENTREE #4
    Name two animals in three letters each. To these six letters add three more letters and rearrange the result to name an animal in nine letters. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    HOG; DOG, GROUNDHOG

    ENTREE #5
    Name an animal and a bird, nine letters in all. Change one letter from an M to a V and rearrange to name another animal. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    ERMINE; OWL; WOLVERINE

    ENTREE #6
    Name a fish and a bird, nine letters in all. Change one letter from an O to a C and rearrange to name another animal. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    COD; ORIOLE; CROCODILE

    ENTREE #7
    Name an insect and add three letters to name a bird. Change an E to a U, add two more letters, and rearrange the result to name an animal in nine letters. What creatures are these?
    Answer:
    GNAT; TANAGER; ORANGUTAN
    Lego...

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  19. This week's official answers for the record, part 5:

    Note: Entree #8 was composed by our friend and riff-meister extraordinaire Plantsmith.
    ENTREE #8
    MB RIFF:
    Take some five letter animals, add two letters and mix to get a bird. Add two more letters and mix to get another animal. What are they?
    Sheep- peahens-elephants. (sheep +pa, peahens +lt mix = elephants.
    Take some five-letter animals. Add two letters and mix the result to get some birds. Add two more letters and mix to get some more animals. What are these three creatures?
    Answer:
    Sheep; Peahens; Elephants

    ENTREE #9
    Name a eight-letter bird whose color may be a hue that rhymes with a black liquid.
    Some letters of this bird, in order but not consecutive, spell:
    * an oral animal part, and
    * a Spanish pal.
    Some letters of this bird, not in order, spell:
    * an animal that has that oral animal part, and
    * the newborn animal born of a creature that might be gray (but is not yet old).
    What are this bird, oral animal part, Spanish pal, animal with the oral part, and newborn animal?
    Answer:
    FLAMINGO, FANG, AMIGO, LION, FOAL

    ENTREE #10
    Name a creature in three letters. Add two letters and rearrange the result to name a holy human creature. Then add four letters to that and rearrange the result to name a thick-skinned third creature. What three creatures are these?
    Answer:
    APE, PADRE, PACHYDERM

    ENTREE #11
    Name a bird in three letters. Insert two adjacent letters within the name to name a bird in five letters. Then add five letters and rearrange the result to name a non-avian creature in ten letters. What three creatures are these?
    Answer:
    Hen, Heron, Rhinoceros

    Dessert Menu
    “Bye Bye Baldness” Dessert:
    Phenomenal surnominal songbird
    Spell the surname of a singer backwards. Add a space. The result is a description of this singer’s music.
    Who is the singer? What is the description?
    Hint: This surname can be anagrammed to spell a two-word description of a word that follows “Bye Bye” and a word that follows “Bald.”
    Answer:
    Dolly Parton; Not rap
    Hint: “Bye Bye BIRDIE” and a word that follows “Bald EAGLE”; In golf a birdie and eagle are NOT PAR.
    1.
    Spell a singer's surname backwards. Add a space. The result is a description of this singer's music. Who is the singer? What is the description?
    ANSWER:
    Dolly Parton; Not rap

    Lego!

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