Emergency, pilfery & governmental garments; “Boxcars on a plane!” “Splish-splash! Squish-squash!” Flora’s florid family relationships; She “skis the grids”

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 6!π SERVED

Schpuzzle of the Week:

Flora’s florid family relationships

Two of Flora’s relatives share a great mutual relationship. 

Take the two words for their relationships to Flora. 

Rearrange the combined letters of those two words to spell the name of a flower. 

What is this flower? 

What are the two relatives’ relationships to Flora?

Hint: The word for one of the two relatives’ relationships to Flora is, according to Merriam-Webster, “informal.”  

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PuzZarklin’ Appetizer:

Emergency, pilfery & governmental garments

Bad weather

1. ⛈Name something officials might use
during a particular weather emergency. 

Spoonerize it to name something, phonetically, that might be used to improve highway safety during said emergency.

Bad conduct

2. 😈Name something that might be stolen from an appliance store. 

Rearrange its letters to come up with what the thief might have to do to get a reduced sentence.

Hint: What the thief pilfered has two words and contains ten letters.

Good government threads

3. 🧵Take a ten-letter word that might be used
to describe a kind of senior civil servant. 

Rearrange its letters to get a garment typically associated within a different area of
government work.

Hint: The term and the garment both start and end with the same letter.

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In-Flight Slice:

“Boxcars on a plane!”

Pour “boxcars” into an in-flight beverage to get what an aircraft might be doing on the ground. 

What might an aircraft be doing?

Riffing Off Shortz And Regan Slices:

“Splish-splash! Squish-squash!”

Will Shortz’s September 18th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Theodore Regan of Scituate, Massachusetts, reads:

If you squish the lowercase letters “r” and “n” together, they look like an “m.” Think of a word that ends in the consecutive letters “r-n.” Squish them together to get a homophone of a synonym of the first word. What words are these?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Regan Slices read:

ENTREE #1

Take the surname of a puzzle-maker that is the surname of a U.S. president if you place a duplicate of the fourth letter between the second and third letters.

But if you instead take the third, fourth, first, fifth, second and first letters of the puzzle-maker’s surname, in that order and in lowercase, it spells the surname of a vice-president who was born exactly 95 years before the day a certain president was assassinated. This vice-president died in Ulvalde, Texas, two weeks shy of the four-year anniversary of that assassination.

Who are this puzzle-maker, vice-president and two presidents?

Hint: If you squish the third and fourth letters of the vice-president’s surname together, the result is a five-letter word for a person – like, for instance, any Puzzlerian! – who enjoys challenging puzzles and competitions. 

ENTREE #2

If you squish the lowercase letters “r” and “n” together, they look like an “m.” Think of a surname shared by an actor and actress that ends in the consecutive letters “r-n.”

The actor is the grandson of a Governor of Utah who was also President Franklin Roosevelt’s first Secretary of War, the son of Adlai Stevenson’s law partner, and the great-nephew of poet Archibald MacLeish.... And, Eleanor Roosevelt was the babysitter of this actor!

Squish the last two letters of this surname together to get a short form of the political affiliation of the actor, actress and others who helped rear the actor.

Who are this actor and actress?

What is the short form of the political affiliation? 

ENTREE #3

Write in lowercase a synonym for a corrie loch (which is a proglacial mountain lake seen, for example, in Scotland).

Squish together the last two letters of this word. The result is a short form of something else seen in Scotland, or the name of a character in a poem by a famous Scotsman. 

What words are these?

ENTREE #4

Think of a heavenly body, in six letters. Squish together two that are consecutive to form what resembles one letter. Rearrage these five resulting letters to spell a paradisical archipelago of 36 Asian islands and islets.

What are this heavenly body and paradisical archipelago?

ENTREE #5

Name a part of a bird, in four lowercase letters. If you squish the first two letters together, the result resembles a word for a kind of bird. 

The longer form of this bird word is seven letters long, and begins with a four-letter male name.

What are this bird part and both forms of this bird word?

ENTREE #6

Write the surname of a famous 19th-Century American statesman, in seven lowercase letters. 

Squish together the last two letters to form one new letter. Rearrange this six-letter result to spell the surname of a 19th-Century Scottish biographer who visited the U.S. in the year the statesman died, dramatically.

Who are this statesman and biographer?

ENTREE #7

Take something – a hyphenated ten-letter word – that a college student might “pull” the evening before a final exam. Remove the hyphen. Squish together the two letters that flanked the hyphen to form a new letter.

The the first two and last three letters of the nine-letter result spell a homophone of a nounfor a “raised structure on which sacrifices are offered or incense is burned in worship.” The remaining four letters spell an adjective that describes the noun.

What might a college student “pull” the evening before a final exam?

What are the noun and its homophone for a “raised sacrificial structure?”

What is the adjective describing this noun?

ENTREE #8

Write the word for the sound a non-swimming bird makes, in five lowercase letters. 

Squish together its first two letters so they look like a new letter. The result is a word for a swimming bird.

Rotate the first letter in the word for this swimming bird 180-degrees around its x-axis, then add a vowel in the middle of the result, forming a five-letter word for the sound swimming bird makes.

What are these non-swimming and swimming birds?

What are the sounds they make?

ENTREE #9

Bob and Ray (Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding) were an American comedy duo whose career spanned five decades on radio and television. Another comedy duo on radio also has first names of three letters each. Four of the six letters are the same as the letters in “Bob” and “Ray”

But this other duo was also known by their “stage names,” which each  contained five letters. 

If you spell these stage names in lowercase letters and squish the first two letters of each together, the result is:

* the first name of an NFL Hall of Fame linebacker who played his home games in the city of his birth, and

* four letters that sound like the three-letter first name of a perhaps-future NFL Hall of Fame quarterback.

What are the names and “stage names” of the radio duo?

Who are this linebacker and quarterback?

ENTREE #10

In 1985, 70-year-old-mafioso Paul Castellano — the apparent successor of recently deceased Gambino boss Aniello Dellacroce — was gunned down in front of Sparks’ Steak House, a popular hangout for major criminals. “The Dapper Don,” also nicknamed “The Teflon Don,” who had  been watching from a car at a
safe distance, had one of his men drive him by the scene to make sure his deadly orders had been carried out. In 1985, following evidence of his involvement in intimidation of witnesses, “The Dapper Don’s” bail was withdrawn and he was placed in jail while awaiting a trial.  

During this trial, the jury began to fear for their own safety. And so, in March of 1987, they chose to _____ ____ and his codefendants of all charges including loansharking, illegal gambling, murder and armed hijackings. 

(The word belonging in the second blank is “The Dapper Don’s” real first name, in four letters. The word in the first blank is a five-letter verb)

Squish together the first two lowercase letters of the verb, forming a new letter. Capitalize that letter. The result is a pair of four-letter words that describe the kind letter written to a man by his wife or romantic partner to inform him that their relationship is over, usually because his partner has found another lover.

What words belong in the blanks?

What is the letter no man wants to get?

ENTREE #11

Take a word for something a person might spin, in four lowercase letters. If you squish the last two letters together, the result is a moist sweet tuber, the “inner-tuber” of which is usually orangish. Add a French word for a body of water to the end to spell a verb for how the person might spin what he is spinning — in a voluble, loud and seemingly endless manner.

What might a person spin?

What is the tuber?

What is the verb?

ENTREE #12

A printed word that is associated with the printing process, if not applied to itself, would look like a word that a reader would pronounce as an informal, one-syllable term that might precede “lab”.

What are this word and informal term?

Dessert Menu

Spoon-feeding You A Spoonerism Dessert:

She “skis the grids”

Name a three-word idiom that means to make something easier – like to “grease the skids,” for example. 

Spoonerize the first and third words of this idiom to spell what sounds like what someone might do to ease a financial burden. 

What is this idiom?

What might someone do to ease a financial burden?

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