Friday, March 27, 2020

“Mississippi Pippi, perhaps?” Adventhures in great litherature; All the business world’s a stage; Bard becomes a board-trodder; Mappy mouse and pony show

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Schpuzzle Of The Week:
Mappy mouse and pony show

The word “boycott” is eponymous – that is, it is named after a real person, Charles Boycott
Spell another such eponymous word backward. Place to the right of this word, without a space, the first name of the word’s namesake, spelled forward. 
The result is a word on the map of the United States. 
What is this word on the map?
What is the eponymous word? After whom is it named?  
Hint: Whereas “boycott” functions as either a noun or verb, the eponymous word you seek functions only as a verb. Its noun form is formed  by appending an “-ing” to the end.


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Note: Puzzleria! is proud to present another skillfully crafted “skydiversion” puzzle this week. It is the creation, of course, of Mark Scott of Seattle, known better to many in the cyberworld by his screen name, skydiveboy.
Enjoy Mark’s mastery! 

Theraprynunciation Appetizer:
Adventhures in great litherature

Name a world-famous novelist whose surname, when properly pronounced, begins with the  th sound, as in therapy, but does not begin with either a T or an H. 
Who is it?


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Entertwainment Slice:
All the business world’s a stage

The stage name of an entertainer is also a word for an employee of a business, an employee who deals with customers. 
Remove the last letter of the stage name of the entertainer’s partner. 
The result is something a customer might ask the business employee for. Replace one letter in this thing to name something the employee might ask the customer for. 
What stage duo is this? 

Riffing Off Shortz And Newman Slices:
“Mississippi Pippi, perhaps?”

Will Shortz’s March 22nd NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Will’s colleague Stan Newman, who’s the crossword editor for Newsday, reads:
Many famous people’s names contain three pairs of double letters, like Johnny Appleseed and the actress Jennifer Connelly. But there are two famous fiction writers – one male, one female  – whose names have four pairs of double letters. The male writer is Tennessee Williams. Who is the popular female writer?
Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Newman Slices read:
ENTREE #1
Many crossword puzzle editors’ full names contain letters that appear more than one time. “Will Shortz,” for example, contains two “l’s”. If you remove them the result is “Wish Ortz,” which sounds like someone who covets a Gaming Controller for Nintendo. 
Remove all letters that appear more than once from another puzzle editor’s full name. The first four remaining letters spell word for a brothel or meaty broth. The first three remaining letters plus the fifth letter spell an antonym of “stern.”
Who is this crossword puzzle editor?
ENTREE #2
In October 1941, a female playwright and a male novelist co-hosted at the Hotel Biltmore in New York a dinner and forum to raise money for anti-Nazi activists imprisoned in France. The New York governor had agreed to participate but later balked, citing the “Communist activities” of some of the forum’s sponsors. 
The surnames of the playwright and novelist begin with the same two-letter pronoun. The first 43% of the playwright’s first name consists an “i” and of three of the same consonant. In her surname, replace two consecutive instances of that consonant with a hyphen. The result is the hyphenated word in the headline 
“America’s No 1 __-___,” which referred to the novelist and appeared (along with a photo of Marilyn Monroe) on the cover of a mid 1950s men’s pulp magazine.
Who are this female playwright and a male novelist?  
ENTREE #3
Name a past popular female essayist who is also novelist, from New York City, first and last names.
Insert the fourth letter of her first name into the fourth position in her last name, then delete the last letter of her last name, to spell any instrumental musical composition that includes movements.
Again, take her last name. Remove two consecutive letters (and the space that results) to spell any short musical composition with words and music.
Rearrange the letters of her surname at birth to spell to two onomatopoeic words you would hear in a pasture filled with bulls and sheep.
Who is this essayist/novelist?
ENTREE #4
Name a past British playwright and novelist with two spaces in her name (like Joyce Carol Oates, for instance). Remove the spaces and the first four and last five letters of the name. 
Divide what remains in half, forming the first name of an actor surnamed Beatty and and the first name of an actress with the surname that is the first name of a Yankee catcher who died in the middle of a promising career. 
Who is this British playwright and novelist?
Who are the actor and actress?
ENTREE #5
An amateur poet with three words in his name (like Edgar Allan Poe, for instance) once composed lyrics to a song that many people now know by heart. 
The title he gave to his composition includes two consecutive “f’s”. The amateur poet’s name includes two consecutive “esses”.
Who is this amateur poet?
What title did he give to his composition?
ENTREE #6
Name a country-pop singer whose name contains four consecutive consonants that are the same consonant.
Remove the four consonants and an “i” to spell a masculine first name that is an anagram of a synonym of  the word “trunk.”
Who is this singer?


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Penning An Ultimate Dessert:
Bard becomes a board-trodder 

Take the first and last names of a poet. Remove the first letter of the last name and replace its antepenultimate and penultimate letters with its second and third letters. 
The result is the birth name of an actor. 
Who are this poet and actor? 

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48 comments:

  1. At first glance, the best mélange of puzzles in many weeks.

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    1. Thanks,geofan. True, puzzles this week are perhaps a bit more "bookish" than usual.

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  2. I have SDB's challenge, if "properly pronounced" means as pronounced in the author's own language...

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  3. I think I detect a "hintish" tone in geofan's comment, although I have no idea what he's hinting at; but I take it as an indication of good health on his part, and that's good to know.
    I have a possible answer for thkydiveboy'th puzzle, but I'm not very good at, or a stickler for, or interested in nuances of pronunciation, and I don't want to make a fool of myself.
    I have an answer I'm sure about for another of the puzzles; that's all I'll say about that.

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  4. Greetings Fellow Quarantiners(that may or may not be a word, but I hardly think it even matters right now)!
    I'm fairly sure we have no plans for this evening(he said in an unusually knowing manner on the subject), as it is already after 7PM here, and we would have already got a call from Bryan or Renae by now. Ordinarily I would've showered last night, but the way things are going, when I finally do shower this week it'll only be just to get it out of the way for the week. We really have nowhere to go or have to be(obviously), and we have nothing but time for the first time in years. By now we would normally be preparing to go to the condo in FL for Spring Break, but of course, that's out. Hope everybody else on the blog is safe and making the best of a bad situation in their own way. My mom is in her 70s and just started dialysis last night, and I'm Type 2 diabetic and will turn the big 5-0 next month, so we're both in the "definitely at risk" category for catching the virus. I feel like I'm taking a huge risk just going out to get the paper and the mail, or taking out the garbage and bringing back the empty can. I believe COVID-19 is proof that to bring a badly divided nation together, it might take some really drastic measures. There's really no more Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal. We're all in the same boat right now. No one really knows for sure just how long this thing will last, but at least we still have websites like this one to take our minds off our current situation.
    Now to this week's puzzles. Late last night I checked the site, and after a few hours of consulting relevant lists searching for answers, I could only find the Entertwainment Slice and all Entrees except #6. I don't know what your intended answer is, Lego, but I've found a lot of pop-country artists whose names would work perfectly. Definite multiple answers on that one. You'll have to give hints to really narrow it down. A few include a Y, but I know you prefer to consider that a vowel and not a consonant, so I'll understand if you choose to rule out any such answers. I also know SDB will most likely not provide hints for his puzzle, which I think is a shame and most unfair to anyone who can't locate the answer right away, or who can't find the best site for the answer. It's about having fun here, not having an attitude like "if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to help you". Furthermore, I've found very few eponyms that are used solely as verbs, and the few I have found would end in -ize, which somehow doesn't seem to me like it would work to find the word on the map. If I knew where to look for eponymous verbs, it might make this much, much easier. As it is, most that I've found were nouns, many of which did not consist of just one word. At this point, it should go without saying that hints should and will be expected this week(and yes, SDB, this also means YOU!).
    In closing, I wish you all good luck(with the puzzles and your own safety), and no matter how long this may take, please remember we will get through this somehow. I thank you all for being here as my friends and fellow Puzzlerians!, and I regard you all as family I never knew I had or knew I would even have wanted. I love y'all, from the bottom of my heart. Cranberry out(but still in)!
    (BTW things could be worse: Count your blessings COVID-19 hasn't affected anyone's electricity...yet!)

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    1. Very nice and uplifting post, cranberry. Quite encouraging sentiments.
      As for skydiveboy's reluctance to divulge hints, however, that is his prerogative. As a puzzle-maker, he prefers to let his puzzles stand on their own, sans hints. I respect his wishes in this regard. Each of us, as puzzle-makers, have our own particular perspective on how our puzzles are presented. Nothing wrong with that.
      That said, the answer to skydiveboy's puzzle is an author who is not at all obscure.

      LegoWhoUnlikePaulronAndProbablyAlsogeofanAndViolinTeddyWasUnsuccessfulInSolvingMark's"Skydiversion"

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  5. Putting in my two cents' worth here, I'm sorry to report that your sign-off immediately above is not correct, regarding ME anyhow...I have NOT so far solved sdb's puzzle, despite going through endless lists of authors, nor the Schpuzzle, despite perusing long lists of eponymous words (most of which don't qualify), nor the other Appetizer (and funnily enough, I had completely initially MISSED the fact that there were TWo Appetizer puzzles, and had thought that sdb's WAS the one about the stage duo.)

    I did solve the Dessert, however.

    I have, however, solved all the entrees, with the exception of the FIRST part of #4...I've been through lists and lists, and can't find a name which includes the two short first names of actors....don't know WHAT I'm doing wrong.

    Like pjb, I am also confused as to the apparent multiplicity of names to meet the rules for Entree #6. Did you really mean something OTHER than four random consonants in a row (including or not including 'y', indeed)?

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  6. I have NO idea how my short Dessert sentence ended up ABOVE the lower two paragraphs. I didn't write it that way!!!!

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  7. By misreading the Entrées, I stumbled onto an alternate answer to Will Shortz's 4-doublet puzzle:
    RENÉE FERRER DE ARRÉLLAGA (Paraguay)
    Not too well known, though.

    Am now busy with rendering unto Caesar, after completing my preparation for Death. After Death and Taxes come Puzzles, starting tomorrow evening. So far, only have sdb's pronunciation oddity.

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    1. But geo, you now have until July 15....that is, if you still must 'render', rather than get a refund, in which case, of course....

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    2. I must render $650 unto Caesar, but Caesar's provincial minion gives me back $1000.

      As to the Puzzles, now have SDB's pronuncimania and Entrées #1, 5, 6, and most of 4.

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  8. geofan, Your check and pin are in the mail! You will have to discover for yourself which country I sent them to though. :-)

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  9. BTW SDB, I think I too have your puzzle solved. Came to me in a dream, just when I thought it wasn't possible.
    Also, it's not every day you start a comment with seven random letters in all caps.
    "Like the circles that you find in the windm---", never mind.

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  10. Sunday Hints:

    Schpuzzle Of The Week:
    The name of an animal can be formed from changing the first letter of the surname of the eponymous word's namesake. Six of the seven letters of the namesake's middle name can be rearranged to form the adjective ending in "-ine" (see last week's Riffing-Off-Shortz Entrees) describing that animal.

    Adventhures in great litherature Skydiverting Appetizer:
    You all know this novelist. But if you are a Pinball Wizard you might be at a disadvantage in solving this puzzle.

    Entertwainment Slice:
    The customer may need to sign his name, for example. The business employee might ask the customer to use her/his five digits to enter four digits into a device.

    Riffing Off Shortz And Newman Slices:
    ENTREE #1
    Will Shortz's partner in crosswordese...
    ENTREE #2
    There is a bird's home at the end of the novelist's first name.
    There is a spelled-backward synonym of "brad" at the end of the playwright's first name.
    ENTREE #3
    A Guy in a 1950s dystopian novel has the same last name as the female essayist/novelist, except for the first letter.
    ENTREE #4
    The first name of the actor surnamed Beatty and and the first name of the actress with the surname that is the first name of a Yankee catcher are both 3 letters long. The "middle part" of the British playwright/novelist's name is just two lowercase letters long.
    ENTREE #5
    The song succeeded "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" and "America the Beautiful."
    ENTREE #6
    The four consecutive consonants in the pop-country singer's name are at the end of the first name and beginning of the surname.

    Dessert:
    The poet wrote a poem about a great contemporary scientist. The actor had roles as a paleontologist and as a absent-minded research chemist for a chemical company.

    LegoRollingOffLogFlumes

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  11. So let me get this straight: You want the third-to-last and second-to-last letters replaced by the second and third letters. How many letters does the poet's surname have? If it's five, the third letter will be the third-to-last letter. And it can't work if it's less than five. And how does a Pinball Wizard figure into SDB's puzzle? I don't get the connection if I have the correct answer. As for Entree #6, you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.

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    1. cranberry,
      I am confident you have solved skydiveboy's puzzle. My Pinball Wizard hint was just overly obscure.
      In the Dessert, the poet's surname is 8 letters long. Removing the first letter leaves seven. Moving the second and third letters to replace the third-last and second-last letters leaves (7-2=5) five letters. Thus, the birth surname of the actor has five letters.
      The pop country singer was once a part of a country duo. The other guy's name anagrams to "Yarned Softer."
      I believe the pop country singer made a cameo link appearance in last week's Dessert. Like Dylan, he went eclectic.

      Llego

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    2. Got 'em both! Thanks again, Lego!

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  12. Hurray (say I to myself), I finally solved the Stage Duo Appetizer (having managed to GUESS the correct genre of duo, and then stumbling upon the names that worked...as in 'bingo, eureka'.)

    On to tackling the Schpuzzle yet again (in hopes of making use of the hint) and SDB's, which I seem to be the only one who hasn't solved it yet. [That somehow doesn't seem like the correct grammar!]

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  13. I JUST SOLVED THE SCHPUZZLE! YIPPEE!

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    1. I have NO idea how I even thought of this....except that the correct animal (thanks to the hint) popped into my head, and suddenly.....

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  14. Still need help with the Schpuzzle, Lego. Got anything else for that one? Like, what would the eponym mean as a verb, or what was the eponymized(?)person famous for?

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    1. One synonym of the eponym as a verb is "massage."
      The eponym's namesake was a biochemist.

      LegoWhoAddsThatThe"WordOnTheMap"IsASeven-LetterState

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  15. Miguel de CERVANTES

    Everyone who has visited Spain has seen that a C before an E or I is pronounced as the TH as in Theater. Gracias, pronounced Grathias (graΘias), cervesa pronounced thervesa (Θervesa), ciudad pronounced thiudad (Θiudad). So the C in Miguel de CERVANTES is pronounced in SPAIN as a TH yielding THERVANTES (Θerβantes). The first four letters of “cervesa” are the same as the first four letters of “Cervantes” and they are pronounced the same. Anyone who has ever ordered a BEER in Spain would know this...

    See THIS: Cervantes (səˈvæntiːz; Spanish θɛrˈβantes)

    And see how to pronounce Cervantes in Spanish.

    Others:
    to rolf, Ida Rolf, Florida
    Stan Newman, stew, from stem to stern.

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  16. I probably owe SDB an apology for letting el gato out of the bag; sorry about that.
    I thought PENN & TELLER was an easy one.
    I enjoyed DAPHNE DU MAURIER > NED (BEATTY) + UMA (THURMAN (MUNSON))

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    1. How did you let the cat out of yon bag, Paul? I still didn't solve sdb's puzzle....so your cat apparently ran away before I could catch it!

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  17. SCHPUZZLE: Eponym: To ROLF => IDA ROLF => FLORIDA [Hint: Pauline => LUPINE]

    SDB APPETIZER: ??? Sorry, I tried....

    STAGE APPETIZER: PENN & TELLER (Bank Teller); PEN & PIN


    ENTREES:

    1. STAN NEWMAN => STEWM => STEW & STEM

    2. LILLIAN HELLMAN & ERNEST HEMINGWAY => HE-MAN [Modern Man Magazine, June 1956]

    3. SUSAN SONTAG => SONATA; SONG; ROSENBLATT => SNORT & BLEAT

    4. DAPHNE du MAURIER [Thurman] => NED (BEATTY) & UMA THURMAN [It was shocking how many LISTS this novelist did NOT show up upon!]

    5. FRANCIS SCOTT KEY => THE DEFENCE OF FORT MCHENRY

    6. TI[M MCG]RAW?; MARTINA [MCBR]IDE; JOH[NNY C]ASH (if Y is counted as a consonant); KE[NNY R]OGERS [same thing re Y]

    DESSERT: ARCHIBALD MACLEISH => ARCHIBALD LEACH [CARY GRANT]

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  18. Congratulations to all who solved my puzzle. Miguel de CERVANTES is the answer, as ron posted above with his excellent follow up. I would also add that all Z's in Spanish are pronounced TH too. This is an aspect of Spanish I love. Thanks to Lego for running it too.

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  19. Schpuzzle:

    Therapynunciation Appetizer: (Miguel de) CERVANTES

    Entertwainment Slice: PENN & TELLER, PEN, PIN (post-Sun-hint)

    Alt. answer to Will's puzzle: RENÉE FERRER DE ARRÉLLAGA (Paraguay)

    Entrées
    #1: STAN NEWMAN – AA, NNN => STEW, STEM
    #2: ERNEST HEMINGWAY, LILLIAN HELLMANN (post-Sun-hint)
    #3: GUY MONTAG, SUSAN SONTAG => SONATA (post-Sun-hint)
    #4: THURMUN MUNSON, UMA THURMUN, NED BEATTY => NEDUMA => DAPHNE DU MAURIER
    #5: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY, “DEFENSE OF FORT MCHENRY” (Star-Spangled Banner)
    #6: (best answer) MARTINA MCBRIDE; (alternates) TIM MCGRAW, GARTH BROOKS (each 5 consonants, including spanning of spaces)!

    Dessert: SARAH HOWE, SAM NEILL, FRED MACMURRAY ?

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  20. Here is an example of MORE BONEHEADER PUZZLE BLOGGING on my part!
    The last Riff-Off Entree ought to have read:
    ENTREE #6
    Name a country-pop singer whose name contains four consecutive consonants THAT ARE THE SAME CONSONANT.
    Who is this singer?

    I'll give the answer tomorrow (if anyone still cares). All my hints still apply.

    LegoEmbarrassed

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    1. Bill Lloyd who played with Radney Foster in the group Foster & Lloyd...

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    2. Yes, Bill Lloyd is the answer, ron. Congrats to you and to cranberry (who also posted the answer, below, and to all who would/could have solved this Entree #6 had I not messed it up).

      LegoWithApologiesToAll

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  21. Schpuzzle
    IDA(Pauline)ROLF, FLORIDA, LUPINE(like a wolf)
    Appetizer Menu
    MIGUEL de CERVANTES(author of Don Quixote)
    Menu
    PENN and TELLER, a TELLER works in a bank, PEN, PIN(personal identification number)
    Entrees
    1. STAN NEWMAN, STEW, STEM
    2. ERNEST HEMINGWAY, LILLIAN HELLMAN, HE-MAN
    3. SUSAN SONTAG, SONATA, SONG, ROSENBLATT, BLEAT, SNORT
    4. DAPHNE DU MAURIER, NED(Beatty), UMA(Thurman)
    5. FRANCIS SCOTT KEY, "DEFENSE(DEFENCE)OF FORT McHENRY(M'HENRY)", which we all know better by the name "The Star-Spangled Banner".
    6. BILL LLOYD(former partner of RADNEY FOSTER)
    Dessert
    ARCHIBALD MacLEISH, ARCHIBALD LEACH(Cary Grant)
    And now, an original song parody by pjb, who just had to jump on the bandwagon regarding COVID-19 song parodies:
    SELF-QUARANTINE NOW
    (Sung to the tune of "Who Can It Be Now?" by Men At Work)
    COVID-19, knocking at my door,(knock knock knock)
    Go away, don't come 'round here no more.
    Can't you see we must stay inside?
    We're very scared we won't be feeling right.
    I would like just to go to town,
    Stuff is closed, this place is on lockdown.
    Huge risk, if you go outside,
    Pandemic---so many folks have died!
    Self-quarantine now!(chorus requires saying this four times)
    Got no TP, rushed out to the store,
    Can't be found, I couldn't find no more.
    Could take years to go away,
    We'll be trapped, indoors we'll have to stay.
    Cause for alarm, I keep to myself,
    Don't know how long must I do this for my health.
    I usually like being out with friends,
    Now cooped up, won't see them again!
    Self-quarantine now!(4×)
    I wash my hands so many times a day,
    Helps to have OCD.
    Everyone should do it frequently,
    To save humanity!
    *(hoo, hoo, hoo)Self-quarantine now!(4×)
    (I won't do the entire end of the song, so just imagine it yourself; The asterisk means that one part out of all those in parentheses should be sung.)Stay strong, y'all!-pjb

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    1. Nice new lyrics, "coalberry porter"!

      LegoWhoThinksPatrickIsAManAtWorkConstantlyCreatingStuff

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    2. Not "constantly" creating stuff, just bored like all the rest. Actually, finding all the parodies started making me subconsciously rewrite numerous pop/rock songs that have yet to be used. I may offer up another one on the next P!, that is, if I can remember what I originally came up with, because I never really wrote any of them down before now! Considering the fact "COVID-19", "quarantine", and "clean" all rhyme, anyone could do it(and many have)! Even you, Lego! I'd love to see what you might come up with!
      CranberryWhoMustThinkSomewhereDr.DementoIsKickingHimselfBecauseHe'sNotOnTheAirAnymore

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    3. BTW if you liked that parody, you'll love my George Harrison parody on Blaine's Blog!

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    4. And since Jasper is a coalmining town, I also get the unintentional pun in your slight misspelling(whether intentional or not)of "coal" for "Cole".

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  22. This week's official answers for the record, part 1:

    Schpuzzle Of The Week:
    Mappy mouse and pony show
    The word “boycott” is eponymous – that is, it is named after a real person, Charles Boycott.
    Spell another such eponymous word backward. Place to the right of this word, without a space, the first name of the word’s namesake, spelled forward.
    The result is a word on the map of the United States.
    What is this word on the map?
    What is the eponymous word? After whom is it named?
    Hint: Whereas “boycott” functions as either a noun or verb, the eponymous word you seek functions only as a verb. Its noun form is formed by appening an “-ing” to the end.
    Answer:
    Florida; Rolf; Ida Rolf

    Appetizer Menu

    Theraprynunciation Appetizer
    Adventhures in great litherature
    Name a world famous novelist whose surname, when properly pronounced, begins with the th sound, as in therapy, but does not begin with either a T or an H.
    Who is it?
    Answer:
    Miguel de Cervantes
    In proper Spanish, a C followed by either E or I is pronounced with the TH sound. Every Z is pronounced with the TH sound too.
    Cervantes is properly pronounced Thervantes. If it were spelled Cervantez, it would be pronounced Thervanteth... not eth as in meth, but aith as in faith. Sancho Panza is properly pronounced Pantha.

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    Entertwainment Slice:
    All the business world’s a stage
    The stage name of an entertainer is also a word for an employee of a business, an employee who deals with customers.
    Remove the last letter of the stage name of the entertainer’s partner. The result is something a customer might ask the business employee for. Replace one letter in this thing to name something the employee might ask the customer for.
    What stage duo is this?
    Answer:
    Penn & Teller; pen, pin (bank teller)

    Lego...

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    1. If called by a Pantha, don't antha.

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    2. Get your panth some distanth from that danth.

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  23. This week's official answers for the record, part 2:

    Riffing Off Shortz And Newman Slices:
    “Mississippi Pippi, perhaps?”
    Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Newman Slices read:
    ENTREE #1
    Many crossword puzzle editors’ full names contain letters that appear more than one time. “Will Shortz,” for example, contains two “l’s”. If you remove them the result is “Wish Ortz,” which sounds like someone who covets a Gaming Controller for Nintendo.
    Remove all letters that appear more than once from another puzzle editor’s full name. The first four remaining letters spell word for a brothel or meaty broth. The first three remaining letters plus the fifth letter spell an antonym of “stern.”
    Who is this crossword puzzle editor?
    Answer:
    Stan Newman; STAN NEWMAN->>STEWM-->STEW+STEM
    ENTREE #2
    In October 1941, a female playwright and a male novelist co-hosted at the Hotel Biltmore in New York a dinner and forum to raise money for anti-Nazi activists imprisoned in France. The New York governor had agreed to participate but later balked, citing the “Communist activities” of some of the forum’s sponsors.
    The surnames of the playwright and novelist begin with the same two-letter pronoun. The first 43% of the playwright’s first name consists an “i” and of three of the same consonant. In her surname, replace two consecutive instances of that consonant with a hyphen. The result is the hyphenated word in the headline
    “America’s No 1 __-___,” which referred to the novelist and appeared (along with a photo of Marilyn Monroe) on the cover of a mid 1950s men’s pulp magazine.
    Who are this female playwright and a male novelist?
    Answer:
    Lillian Hellman; Ernest Hemingway
    ENTREE #3
    Name a past popular female essayist and novelist from New York City, first and last names.
    Insert the fourth letter of her first name into the fourth position in her last name, then delete the last letter of her last name, to spell any instrumental musical composition that includes movements.
    Again, take her last name. Remove two consecutive letters (and the space that results) to spell any short musical composition with words and music.
    Rearrange the letters of her surname at birth to spell to two onomatopoeic words you would hear in a pasture filled with bulls and sheep.
    Who is this essayist/novelist?
    Answer:
    Susan Sontag
    (ROSENBLATT=BLEAT+SNORT)
    ENTREE #4
    Name a past British playwright and novelist with two spaces in her name (like Joyce Carol Oates, for instance). Remove the spaces and the first four and last five letters of the name. Divide what remains in half, forming the first name of an actor surnamed Beatty and and the first name of an actress with the surname that is the first name of a Yankee catcher who died in the middle of a promising career.
    Who is this British playwright and novelist?
    Who are the actor and actress?
    Answer:
    Daphne du Maurier; Ned Beatty, Uma Thurman
    ENTREE #5
    An amateur poet with three words in his name (like Edgar Allan Poe, for instance) once composed lyrics to a song that many people now know by heart. The title he gave to his composition includes two consecutive “f’s”. The amateur poet’s name includes two consecutive “esses”.
    Who is this amateur poet?
    What title did he give to his composition?
    Answer:
    Francis Scott Key; "Defence of Fort M'Henry," which is now known as "The Star-Spangled Banner," The national anthem of the United States.
    ENTREE #6
    Name a pop-country singer whose name contains four consecutive consonants that are the same consonant. Remove the four consonants and an “i” to spell a masculine first name that is an anagram of a synonym of the word “trunk.”
    Who is this singer?
    Bill Lloyd

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  24. This week's official answers for the record, part 3:

    Dessert Menu

    Penning An Ultimate Dessert:
    Bard becomes a board-trodder

    Take the first and last names of a poet. Remove the first letter of the last name and replace its antepenultimate and penultimate letters with its second and third letters. The result is the birth name of an actor. Who are this poet and actor?
    Answer:
    Archibald MacLeish, Archibald Leach

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