King Larry meets Larry King; “Another fine mesh you’ve gotten me into”; Flopsies, mob scenes and rotten tales; Hang time in outer space; The cold and flu sneezin’;

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Welcome to our May 25th edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! 
Our menus this week feature:
ONE  Samey-Namey Appetizer;
ONE  Laurel and Yani... no, Hardy Appetizer;
ONE  Under The Weather Dessert; 
ONE  Heavenly Hops Slice; and
THREE  Fosbury Floppy Riff-Off Slices.

As usual Puzzlerians!, T.G.I.F., Think Good, It’s Friday.
And remember, T.B.I.F., This Blog Is Fun!

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Name’s Sort Of The Same Appetizer:
King Larry meets Larry King

A world leader served during the toddlerhood of another notable person whose last and first names form the leader’s title. 
All letters in the profession of the world leader appear in the profession of the notable person. 
Who are these two people?

Black And White And Colorized Oliver Appetizer:
“Another fine mesh you’ve gotten me into”

Name an item of apparel that contains fine mesh. 
Replace two consecutive vowels with one different vowel to name a creature in the presence of which one would be advised to wear a protective item of apparel that also contains fine mesh.
What is this creature?
  

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Weightlessly Jumpin’ Jupiter Slice:
Hang time in outer space


Michael Jordan could jump 32' 2" high on Pluto, a distance more than three times greater than the 10' 3" than Joe, a normal person, could jump on the moon. 
Can you think of a way that 10' 3" could be considered more than 27 times greater than 32' 2"?

Riffing Off Shortz And Bass Slices:
Flopsies, mob scenes and rotten tales


Will Shortz’s May 20th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, composed by Ben Bass of Chicago, reads:
Take the title of a famous Hollywood flop. Change an A to an R, then rearrange the letters to spell a famous box office hit — which went on to spawn sequels. What films are these?
Puzzleria!’s Riffing Off Shortz And Bass Slices read:
ONE:
Take the title of a not-so-famous Hollywood flop. 
Rotate the first letter 90 degrees and spell the result backward to spell a critically well received 2009 British film that had a modest budget and box office. 
What films are these?
TWO:
Take the title of a not-so-famous Hollywood flop. Change an F to an P, then rearrange the letters to spell a Canterbury Tale-teller. What film is this and who is the Tale-teller?
THREE:
Take the title of a not-so-famous Hollywood flop. Change an H to an F, then rearrange the letters to spell the stage name of a famous rock singer who also carved out a secondary career as an actor. 
What film is this and who is this singer/actor?

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Under The Weather Dessert:
The cold and flu sneezin’

Name a task associated with the cold and flu season, in two words. 
Removing the first letter from each word and saying the result aloud will sound like two other words associated with the cold and flu season. 
What are these four words? 



Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)


Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

Diamonds win women’s hearts? Mother and child afterschool reunion; Babushka name-nesting histo-mystery; Branch of dendrology(?) enhances leisure

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Welcome to our May18th edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! 
Our featured puzzle this week is an elegant and smart offering by Mathew Huffman, a good friend of Puzzleria! It appears under our Appetizer Menu, and is titled “Branch of dendrology(?) enhances leisure.”
All parts of Mathew’s puzzle fit together like parts of a fine Swiss timepiece. And, there is a nifty subtle hint in the interior of its text.
Also on our menus this week are:
ONE Nested-Name Slice;
ONE Hold ’em Fold ’em Dessert; and
FOUR Afterschool Special Riff-Off Slices.
T.G.I.F. ... Think Good, It’s Friday.
H.F.O.P. ... Have Fun On Puzzleria!

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“Location, Location, Slogation” Appetizer:
Branch of dendrology(?) enhances leisure

Name a common type of leisure activity. The first four letters are abbreviations for two places that are popular destinations for this activity. 
Remove the first location, and I’m positive the remaining letters are a term from a branch of science that is related to the removed location’s slogan. 
What are the activity, related branch of science, and slogan?
  

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Go Figure Slice:
Babushka name-nesting histo-mystery

Place the first and last names of a historical figure next to each another without a space. Remove an equal number of letters from the beginning and from the end of this result to spell the last name of a lesser known historical figure associated with the first figure.
The surname of the lesser known figure thus “nests” within the full name of the more well known figure.
Who are these two historical figures?

Riffing Off Shortz And Collins Slices:
Mother and child afterschool reunion

Will Shortz’s May 13th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, composed by Peter Collins of Ann Arbor, Michigan, reads:
Think of a two-word phrase a child might shout when walking in the front door. Rearrange the letters and add an “E” at the end, and you get the next two words the child might shout. These are both common expressions. What are they?
Puzzleria!’s Riffing Off Shortz And Collins Slices read:
ONE:
Think of a two-word phrase a man might shout when walking in the front door, a phrase he might repeat a few times upon receiving no response. 
Rearrange the letters, and you get the two words the man’s wife eventually might shout back. 
These are both somewhat common expressions. What are they?

TWO:
Think of a three-word phrase a hungry child might shout when walking in the front door. The first word is a contraction. 
Rearrange the letters and you get the the two-word response a health-conscious mother might shout. These are both somewhat common expressions. What are they?
THREE:
The woman of the house answers the doorbell asking, “Who is it?” 
A voice responds with a 3-syllable, 9-letter word. The woman peers through the fish-eye lens peephole in her door, observes a sinister-looking figure wearing a trenchcoat, phones the police and blurts out a 5-word sentence beginning and ending with the words “A” and “bell.”
The three remaining words can be spelled by using the rearranged letters of the nine letters in the 3-syllable word. 
What did the woman blurt to the police?
FOUR:
Think of a three-word phrase a child might mutter a minute or two after walking in the front door and finding no one else in the house.
Rearrange the letters and you’ll get three ingredients the child might use to make an afterschool snack: a deli meat in one word, a butter substitute in one word, and noodles made from wheat in one word. 
What phrase does the child shout? What are the words for the three afterschool snacks ingredients? 

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Dealing An Idiomatic Dessert:
Diamonds win women’s hearts?

Half the words in a particular well known idiom are commonly used in card playing, even though the idiom itself has nothing to do with card playing. 
The initial letters in the words of the idiom, in reverse order, spell a world capital. 
What is the idiom?

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

In sickness and health, for bitter or Bierce? Catfish, moose, baboons, bucks, fawns and jackals; Common(wealth) criminals; Nothing (almost) comes before “family”; A mother only a mugshot could love;

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Welcome to our May11th edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! 
Happy Mothers Day! 
The image pictured here is my late mother Helen keeping Noosie, her kitten, company.
To start us off this Mothers Day weekend, here is a maternal sestet:

MOTHER

Like the moth to the flame

There is no other name

That can draw us. Her mission?

Our human condition.

Furthermore, not another
Compares to our mother!

Our featured puzzle this week is another excellent comic-themed conundrum composed by Patrick J. Berry (screen name: cranberry) of Jasper, Alabama. 
This typically entertaining puzzle served up by Patrick is a puzzle-solver’s feast that involves the entertainment industry. 
You will find Patrick’s poser under our Appetizer Menu. It is titled “Comedy Actory Appetizer: In sickness and health, for bitter or Bierce?” 
Thank you, Patrick.

Also on our menus this week are:
ONE Summing of Surnames Appetizer;
ONE Family Values Dessert;
ONE M-O-T-H-E-R Mongoose Dessert; and
SIX Crimea Up-the-river Riff-Off Slices.

So on this day in May, celebrate with us your mother, or fond memories of your mother. 
And, have a motherlode of fun on Puzzleria!... your mother’s favorite puzzle blog.

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Comedy Actory Appetizer:
In sickness and health, for bitter or Bierce?



Think of a well-known actor/comedian, first and last names. 
His first name, when uncapitalized, is a common English word. Remove the first letter and another word remains – a synonym of “unhealthy.” This synonym, when paired with the uncapitalized form of the actor’s first name, forms a two-word phrase meaning “bitterness.” 
Change one letter in the uncapitalized first name, and you’ll get an antonym of “unhealthy”. Change a different letter in the name, and you’ll get a synonym of an adjective that sounds phonetically like the actor’s last name. 
Who is this actor?
What is the synonym of “unhealthy”?
What is two-word phrase meaning “bitterness”?
What is the antonym of “unhealthy”?
What is the synonym of an adjective that sounds phonetically like the actor’s last name?
Hint #1: One of the many films starring this actor has a very short title which contains only letters found in his last name. 
Hint #2: On TV, this actor has been known to “play music” using a somewhat unusual instrument, one whose name ends with the same three letters as his last name. 
  

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Summing Surnames Slice: 
Catfish, moose, baboons, bucks, fawns and jackals

Solve the 30 clues below. Most answers (all which appear to the right of the equal signs) are common lowercase words found in standard dictionaries.
Example:
0. Actor Adam + Actor Burt = word that precedes “Ho!”
(Answer: West + Ward = westward)
1. Oscar collector Edith + an “Athletic” Catfish = bean-baller, or helmet-to-helmet spear-tackler
2. Actress/Renaissance woman Ruby + Chief Justice John = platter-spinner
3. Racehorse ___ Lap + actor William = “mortar & pestle place”
4. Meteoric Knicks’ sensation Jeremy + a Billie Jean not immortalized by the King of Pop = Sausage-maker’s task 
5. “Never Let Me Go” singer Johnny + Actress/model Sharon = a phonograph recording disk, perhaps
6. Prince’s “Queen of Percussion” Sheila +  Guitar soloist Robert = Trigger-like, Silvery or like a Champion
7. Author Harper + Moose and Squirrel cartoonist Jay = Downwind
8. Actress Jessica + A-Teamer Mr. + Stars & Stripes sewer Betsy = Ichiro’s neckwear?
9. Nixon “sackee” Archie + Actress Dominique = helmsman
10. Spouse of a stove-namesake, Deborah + Lucy sidekick Vivian = Again go forward
11. Archies “Sugar, Sugar” composer and backup singer Andy + Beatles up-breaker Yoko = literally, “a thing to wear”
12. Author and Baptist minister’s daughter Amy + NFLer-turned-novelist Peter = “uncurvy curve-kisser”
13. Canadian comedian John + news anchor turned U.S. senator Rod = SNL Land Shark’s ruses
14. Former Cardinal cager coach Denny + Minnesota poet Robert = word describing “the way of all cookies”
15. “Effervescent” entertainer Don + Chinese Rocket Yao = A kind of pigeon
16. Martyred gay activist Harvey + a self-martyred “jackal” Sydney = a container displaying missing kids (2 words)
17. Folkie musician Jerry or Jim + Catholic Worker Dorothy = Beatles song title
18. “Man at Work” Colin + “Young Buck” Thon = Likely knockout blow
19. Herbert Pocket’s  fiancée Clara + Mother Jones journalist David = a unit of length equal to a third of an inch
20. Tony Award winner Tommy + British actor Maggie = Boyce or Hart or King or Goffin, for example
21. QB Milt who holds the NFL record for a 20-yard pass completion to himself(!) + Piston Dave who became Detroit’s mayor = an informal jocular euphemism for the urinary, execretory and/or reproductive systems
22. Sycamore and Celtic Larry + John of  “Four thirty-three” fame = the American remake of  “La Cage aux Folles,” with “The...”
23. Comedian Lewis + Laker Lonzo = a synonym of (Songwriter of Monkees’ hits Tommy - e) + (Giant Mel)
24. Grammy-magnet Bruno + a Fawn who followed a “Magnetic North”  = Crenshaw or Dillon
25. Actor Elijah + Golf writer Herbert = “fruit,” “claret,” “pickle,” “hobo” or “baboon?” (if you’re not listening or reading real closely)
26. “Girlfriend” creator Matthew + Untouchable Eliot = “#34 of the Bears” nickname
27. British philosopher and economist John Stuart + Flying machinist Wilbur = Maker of river or wind harnessers
28. Lombardi Award winner and Super Bowl winning Packer A.J. + Irish playwright “Bernard” = epononym named after a detective in a play
29.  Ballplayer Bobby or Robbie + Seymour, Franny, Zooey, Bessie or Buddy = piece of stemware from which pinot noir is sipped
30. Pioneering English entomologist Thomas + Tupperware party pioneer Brownie = the flipside of “pound foolish” (2 words)



Riffing Off Shortz Slices:
Common(wealth) criminals

Will Shortz’s May 6th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:
Name a certain kind of criminal. Drop the first two letters and the last letter of the word, and you’ll name a country. What is it?
Puzzleria!’s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:
ONE:
Take the last name of a well-known criminal. Drop the first letter and the last two letters of the name, and you’ll name a country. 
What are the county and the name of the criminal?  
TWO:
Name a certain kind of criminal. Drop the first five letters and the last three letters of the word, and you’ll name a country. What are the country and the kind of criminal?
THREE:
Name an adjective describing criminals who are secretly in cahoots to commit a crime. 
Drop the first five letters and the last letter of the word, and you’ll name a country. What are the country and the adjective?
FOUR:
Add an M to the beginning and a “t” and “e” to the end of the name of a country. 
Remove a vowel from the interior, leaving a space, and you’ll name two substances that criminals may deal in. 
What are the country and the two substances? 
FIVE:
Name a creature with a reputation for behavior that might be considered criminal if judged by human standards. 
Drop the first letter and last two letters of the creature’s name and you’ll name a country. 
What are the creature and the country? 
SIX:
Name an ill-fated schooner from poetry. 
Drop the first three letters and the last letter of the name, and you’ll name a country. 
What are the names of the schooner and country?

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Domestic Dessert:
Nothing (almost) comes before “family”

Take an adjective that often comes before the word “family.” Lengthen this adjective by adding a prefix with letters that can be rearranged to spell a member of the family. 
This longer adjective often comes before a word that rhymes with a synonym of that family member. 
What is this longer adjective? What are the family member and its synonym?

Mother Mongoose Nursery Rhyme Dessert:
A mother only a mugshot could love

Fill in the six blanks in the lyrics to the following parody of a century-old ode-to-mother song: 
M is for the _____ that she laundered. (5-letter word)
O is for her ____ shrill abuse. (4)
T is for the ____ of bills she squandered. (4)
H is for her ______ of beer and booze. (6)
E is for the ___ she boxed to guide me. (3) 
R is for her seldom _______ wrongs. (7)
Spelled out that’s MOTHER, Oh how she’d deride me!
I’m baffled why she’s so acclaimed in songs.


Hint: The six words use exactly the same 29 letters as the words beginning with M, O, T, H, E and R in the original 1915 song: Million, Old, Tears, Heart, Eyes and Right.

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)


Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.