A, E, I, O, U (but why not Y?) November victors; No rigging aLoyd! Alma, Ed, Gabe and Abel; Evil A-Rod? A-Edd? E.T.? Naw! Captions, Clues, Currency and Kryptonite;

P! SLICES: OVER (5 + 4) x 3 x 21 SERVED

(Thanks, PC)

Welcome to our November 11^th edition of Puzzleria.

I am still working on trying to figure out the biggest puzzle of all lately… In the wake Tuesday’s election I am experiencing flashbacks from 18 years ago, in Minnesota, and 18 years before that, nationally: 1980, 1998, 2016… I guess every generation elevates its Bonzos, bone breakers or Bozos via the electoral process. But that’s not a very satisfying solution.

  

We feature this week an appetizing conundrum composed by a legend of puzzletry, Sam Loyd, author of the “Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles.”

PlannedChaos, unearthed this timely gem and brought it to our attention. It involves tallying votes, albeit on a smaller scale that our recent national vote count. It is titled “Counting On Popular Vote Appetizer: No rigging aLoyd!”  PlannedChaos also contributes a four-pack of puzzles in his Ripping Off Shortz Slice titled “Captions, Clues, Currency and Kryptonite.”

Thanks, PC. 

What you need today is comfort food for the brain.

Tuesday’s Dead. Think Good, It’s Friday! 

Thank a veteran for his or her service.

And, enjoy our puzzles, please. 

Hors d’Oeuvre Menu

What’s Up Document Hors d’Oeuvre:

Evil A-Rod? A-Edd? E.T.? Naw!

Spell a musical instrument backward. The result, given the addition of appropriate spacing and punctuation, is a musician’s surname and first name’s initial, followed by an indication of whether he/she is dead or alive, as it might appear on a document.

(Even though the musician is not dead yet, the document may be incorrect... Remember Abe Vigoda.)

Spell a synonym of “marauder” backward. The result, given the addition of appropriate spacing and punctuation, is the acronym by which an armed European nationalist/separatist organization is known, followed by an indication of the “death” of the organization, as it might appear on a tombstone.

(The nationalist/separatist organization in 2011 announced its cessation of armed activity, effectively “putting an end to” its marauding status.)

Spell an obsolete Spanish letter backward. The result, given the addition of appropriate spacing and punctuation, is a brand-name weight loss drug, followed by an indication of whether the drug still exists, as it might appear on a document.

(The Food and Drug Administration has not, as yet, deep-sixed this drug... but again, the document may be wrong.)

Name this musical instrument and musician, this synonym and organization, and this obsolete letter and brand-name drug.

Morsel Menu

Voting History Morsel:

Alma, Ed, Gabe and Abel

Alma DeBlog, while reviewing her personal voting history, notices something curious about the first letters of the surnames of the last four presidential candidates for whom she has voted, beginning with the most recent and ending with her choice in the 2004 campaign. Her four letters spell out a word that is a profession.

Alma urges her neighbor, Ed LaGambol, to do the same. Ed comes up with a word containing five letters, not four, because in the 2012 election he voted for the Democratic candidate in Wisconsin, then voted for the Republican candidate in Minnesota. (He owns residences in both states.) The word Ed spells out is a pejorative term that one 2016 candidate used to tar another candidate.

Ed challenges his hunting buddy, Gabe Omdall, to do the same. Gabe alters the rules somewhat, reviewing the past six presidential elections in which he voted, and using the first letters of his candidates’ first, not last, names in the 2004 and 2000 elections. Also, Gabe did not vote in the 1976-through-1996 elections because his residence during those years was in Leavenworth, Kansas. So the election years from which Gabe’s words are formed, are in order: 2016, 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000 and 1972. The word Gabe spells is a brand name of a product that a 2016 candidate might keep on his person, along with his tic tacs.

Gabe encourages his bookie, Abel Magold, to try the challenge. Able also modifies the rules, using the past six elections, from 2016 to 1996, using four surnames and two first names. What’s more, for some reason, Abel inserts the initial letter of the first name of his 1992 candidate selection between his 2004 and 2008 candidate selections. The result spells the name of an implement associated with a person who was a Civil War veteran, New England insurance and sports executive enshrined in the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, and Republican mayor, U.S. senator and governor of his home state.

(Interestingly, Abel alternated between Democratic and Republican candidates in his seven presidential votes, beginning in 1992.) 

What are the profession, the pejorative term, the brand-name product, and implement associated with the New England politician? And, who is the politician?  

Appetizer Menu

Counting On Popular Vote Appetizer:

No rigging aLoyd!

The one-L Loyd, he builds conundrums,

The two-L Lloyd, he builds condominiums,

And if there is a three-L Llloyd

We ought declare him null and void!

At a recent election, 5,219 votes were cast for four candidates. The victor exceeded his opponents’ totals by 22, 30 and 73 votes.

Can you give a simple rule for determining the exact number of votes received by each?

At another recent election, 125,543,759 votes were cast for four candidates. The victor exceeded her opponents’ totals by 337,636 votes, 56,172,389 votes and 59,457,124 votes.

Alas, this victor lost the election... perhaps because they just renamed the Electoral College. It’s now called Trump University.

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Planned Chaos Ripping Off Shortz And Stern Slice:

Captions, Clues, Currency and Kryptonite

This week’s NPR Weekend Edition Sunday Puzzle, created by Ken Stern and presented by puzzlemaster Will Shortz reads:

 Think of a sign that’s frequently seen around this time of year – two words of four letters each. Among these eight letters are all five vowels: A, E, I, O and U – appear once each, along with three consonants. What sign is it?

PlannedChaos’s Ripping/riffing Off Shortz And Stern Slice reads:

Supply a caption for each of the two images shown here (one of which might have appeared on election maps this past week, but did not). Then supply a phrase for the first clue below, and fill in the blanks in the second clue:

1. Superman, To Ms. Lane.

2. The ____ currency of the EU is the ____.

Each caption and each answer to the clues consists of two words of four letters each. Among these eight letters are all five vowels: A, E, I, O and U (each appearing once), along with three consonants.

LegoLambda’s Ripping/riffing Off Shortz And Stern Slice:

A, E, I, O, U (but why not Y?)

 

Two of the three segments of this puzzle slice involve the letter “y” in some way. 

Supply a caption for the image shown here. Then supply a phrase for each of the two clues below:

1. Name a sitcom character and the first word of what one of his/her caretakers was called. (The first names of his/her other caretaker and that caretaker’s coworker end in “y”.

2. Name what most Americans do in early November, including this past weekend.

The caption and the answer to the first clue each consists of two words of four letters each.

Among these eight letters in the answer to the first clue are all five vowels: A, E, I, O, and U (each appearing once), along with three consonants.

Among these eight letters in the caption are all six vowels: A, E, I, O, U, and this time Y (each appearing once), along with two consonants.

The answer to the second clue each consists of two words: a six-letter verb and four-letter noun. Among the ten letters in the caption are all five vowels: A, E, I, O, and U (each appearing once), along with five consonants.

Dessert Menu:

QuickTempura Dessert:

November victors

Name a two-word phrase that is synonymous with a “quick temper.” Say the phrase aloud after removing the consonant sound that begins the second word. The result describes phonetic features of the names of two November-of-2016 victors.

 

Who are the victors? What is the two-word synonym?

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