Friday, July 22, 2016

Slithery, simmering synonyms; Shouts of one syllable department; 1 goober + 7 high-hanging drupes plucked from an upper branch; Back-gamin’; Making neo-coms from retro-coms; The invisible man vs. the divisible non-human!

P! SLICES: OVER (pe)3 – (e4 + p3) SERVED

Welcome to our July 22nd edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria!

Our featured puzzle this week is a clever “sitcom conundrum” by Puzzlerian! patjberry. It appears under our main MENU and is titled “Sit Like A Couch Spud Slice:
Making neo-coms from retro-coms.”
Thank you, Patrick.
Also on our MENU this week is an octet (eight, count ‘em, eight!) of Riffing/Ripping Off Shortz puzzles… plus, on our other menus:
1 Hors d’Oeuvre involving winners that gloat and “rub it in”;
1 Mysterious Morsel that slithers and simmers;
1 Appetizing creation, quite divisible, with labyrinths and joyousness for all; and
1 Dessert that defies conventional wisdom… and embraces unconventional “quizdom.”

So, join in the fun. Keep enjoying your July with our jam-packed jambalaya of labyrinths.

Hors d’Oeuvre Menu

Celebrating Overthrows Of Opponents Hors d’Oeuvre:
Back-gamin’

Name an indoor sport that is known by a more common name. Spell the less common name backward and divide it in two to describe – in two words, a verb and noun – how participants in another indoor sport might celebrate a tournament victory.

What are the less common and more common names of the indoor sport? How do participants celebrate a tournament victory in the other indoor sport? 

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Homographic Enigma Morsel:
Slithery, simmering synonyms

Name a word beginning with an A that is associated with the word “slither.” Name another word beginning with an S that is associated, figuratively, with the word “simmer.”

Each of the words has a homograph. (Homographs are words that are spelled the same but which have different meanings.) The homographs of these two words are synonyms of each other.

What are these two words?

Appetizer Menu

Creature Feature Appetizer:
The invisible man vs. the divisible non-human!

Note: In order to solve this puzzle, you must assign numeric values to the 26 letters of the alphabet: A = 1,  = 2, C = 3,… Z = 26 (see image below).

Name a three-word movie title in which the title character is a large creature. Ignore the first word, an adjective. Concentrate instead on the second and third words, which are the first and last names of the creature.

All numbers corresponding to the first five letters in the creature’s name are evenly divisible by a number greater than 1. All numbers corresponding to the remaining three letters in the creature’s name (sixth, seventh and eighth letters) are evenly divisible by a different number greater than 1.

What is this movie title?

Hint: There was a remake of the movie, using the same title.

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Sit Like A Couch Spud Slice:
Making neo-coms from retro-coms

Name a popular 1980’s-1990’s sitcom with a one-word title.
Change the double-vowel that appears in the title to one different vowel. Change a third vowel in the title to a different vowel. Change the letter following that third vowel – a consonant and common abbreviation – to the letter that is its opposite abbreviation. For example, R (Republican) and D (Democratic) are “opposite abbreviations.”
 
The result, if you’ve done everything correctly, is the surname of a well-known 1970’s sitcom family. The consonants in this surname, along with the “double-vowel” (but with its vowels reversed) that appeared in the 1980’s-1990’s sitcom title can be rearranged to form a popular 1990’s-2000’s sitcom title.

What are these two sitcom titles? What is the sitcom surname?

Octet Of Riffing/Ripping Off Shortz And Bass Slices:
1 goober + 7 high-hanging drupes plucked from an upper branch

Will Shortz’s July 17th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Ben Bass of Chicago, reads:
Name a prominent American politician – first and last names, 11 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a country plus the former name of a former country. Who’s the politician, and what countries are these?

Puzzleria!’s “Septet Of Ripping Off Shortz And Bass Slices” reads:

ONE. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician who is a former governor and presidential candidate – first and last names, 11 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word phrase – in 4 and 7 letters – that prompted Bill Russell of the Boston Celtics to ask for, and receive, an annual salary of $100,001 in 1965. Who is the politician and what is this two-word phrase?

TWO. Name a prominent Northeastern American politician – first and last names, 11 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get two words: a body part of one of the characters in a classic Coppertone poster, and another word (a “descriptive noun”) for the critter that is exposing that body part. Who is the politician and what are these two words?
 
THREE. Name a prominent Northeastern American politician – first and last names, 12 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word phrase – in 7 and 5 letters – describing a self-possessed assurance that this politician, and others of her gender, aspire to cultivate. Who’s this politician, and what is the phrase?

FOUR. Name a prominent Southwestern American politician – first and last names, 9 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get an appliance usually used in the bathroom. Who’s the politician, and what is the appliance?
Hint: The appliance is sometimes written as one word, but it is also sometimes written as two words (in 4 and 5 letters) or as a hyphenated word.

FIVE. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 10 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a type of 1960s-era demonstration – in 3 and 7 letters – that this politician was likely not a part of. Who is this politician, and what is this demonstration?
Hint: Such demonstrations involved ashcans, but it is unclear whether they involved actual ashes (which has been reported anecdotally, but not actually confirmed). 
 
SIX. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, in 10 letters. Add to these letters the first letter appearing after the opening parenthesis that is often is placed directly after the last name, for a total of 11 letters. Change an O in the name to a U and rearrange these letters, and you’ll get the first and last names of a member of a potential First Family. Who’s the politician, and what is the name of the First Family member?

SEVEN. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 9 letters total. Remove an N from the name and arrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word description of what the politician might have been in the late-1950s. Who’s the politician, and what is the description?
   
EIGHT. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 12 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word description – a 4-letter adjective and 8-letter noun – of a rancid condiment a restaurant patron has just poured over her Caesar salad. Now Re-rearrange the 12 letters to describe a remedy lacking in social refinement that the patron employs in an effort to rid the rancid aftertaste from her mouth. The remedy consists of a 4-letter adjective and 8-letter gerund.
Who is this politician? What is the rancid condiment? What is the impolite remedy the patron employs?

Dessert Menu
 
Conventional Quizdom Dessert:
Shouts of one syllable department

Name collective shouts that might be heard at a political convention, in one syllable. Name collective shouts – also in one syllable – that might be heard a few seconds following the initial shouts.

The initial shouts sound like the plural form of a part of the human body – they are homophones. The secondary shouts sound like the first part of a two-syllable adjective of or pertaining to a body part very near the first body parts.

What are the two shouts? What are the body parts?

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!



Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)


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72 comments:

  1. "Good morning" she said with a puzzled look.

    "I have the COOOH, aka CO3H" and wonder what it has to do with organic chemistry."

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    1. So, Word Woman/Scientific Steph, what do you call a compound with one carbon, one hydrogen and three oxygen molecules?

      LegoWhoIsAMadScientistWhenItComesToPuzzlingButABadScientistWhenItComesToScience

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    2. Hydrogen carbonate, CHO3.

      But, you knew that. . .

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    3. Knew that? Oh sure, no question, positively I knew that.

      LegoNowWantsToKnowTheFormulaForTruthSerumBecauseHeNeedsSome

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    4. C11H17N2NaO2S

      There you go, Lego!

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    5. BTW, The Hill system (or Hill notation) is a system of writing chemical formulas such that the number of carbon (C) atoms in a molecule is indicated first, the number of hydrogen (H) atoms next, and then the number of all other chemical elements subsequently, in alphabetical order of the chemical symbols.

      C really is at the heart of it all. . .

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    6. ^^^For organic compounds.

      For inorganic compounds, the IUPAC (International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry) regulates naming conventions. According to these rules, when naming an inorganic compound, the cation is named first, followed by the name of the anion. So it's NaCl, not ClNa.

      But, I digress. . . We have only 192 more scientific comments to go or we could get back to Lego's puzzles!

      Happy hot Friday!

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    7. C is really at the heart of “precede,” lucre,” “bicep” and “facet.” A is at the heart of “it all.”

      For those who are serious about science (but also want to have some serious fun!), checko ut Word Woman's Partial Ellipsis Of The Sun blog.

      LegoSays”A”IsAlsoAtTheHeartOf”Heart”

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    8. Thanks for the plug, Lego, which is especially pertinent as we are discussing a circular igneous plug in northeast Russia. This one has platinum written all over it ;-).

      Where is everyone on this hot July day? Swimming? Heat stroke?

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  2. Hello WW, Lego and everyone else, this Friday, which isn't SO bad (only a little bit warm) here in Oregon. We are lucky. But the heat is coming next week, they say.

    I enjoyed the banter above (for once, I "got it", mostly), especially "C" being at the heart of, etc....

    Haven't even read the puzzles yet, and am going to see Star Trek later this evening (with a sci fi loving friend), so I may not even have time to start the puzzle until tomorrow....they are always a Friday temptation, when I SHOULD be doing other things! Can you spell PROCRASTINATION? Ha ha

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    1. ViolinTeddy, how was the Star Trek movie?

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    2. It was great fun, WW, and I'm not even THAT much of an S.T. fan (I used to follow along due to my sons' interest in it all. Of course, I also SEWED two sets of S.T. --both TV versions-- Halloween costumes for them, years ago.)

      Anyway, there were enough cute 'funnies' for the non-fan, and even if sometimes I got a bit lost, it wasn't too bad. As I saw in one review, there was a nice mix of crew members being paired up (while lost on the planet) in different ways to make it interesting, i.e. NOT just Kirk and Spock together...apparently reviewers think that those two have zero chemistry together. Spock and Bones together were lots of amusement.

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    3. Thanks, ViolinTeddy. It sounds like the movie is worth a gander. And you had me with the mention of chemistry ;-).

      I also have fond memories of making Halloween costumes for our kids. Now I make them for my dog, Maizie. She will be a tardigrade this year. . .

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    4. HA....I didn't even THINK about the use of "chemistry", but I guess that IS right up your alley!!!!

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    6. Word Woman,

      Maizie, Smitten and Tardigrades rule!

      LegoWhoseGradeSchoolRoportCardsWereFilledWith"Tardys"AndBadGrades

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  3. Finally solved one, the Appetizer (still haven't read below that puzzle yet), and may I say, Lego, "VERY FUNNY!"

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  4. Tim Kaine. Brian Doyle Murray. Separated at birth?

    LegoOfCourseMostOfUsAreSeparatedAtDeath

    LegoOfC

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  5. Again, aside from my own puzzle submission, the last puzzle is the easiest. Some hints for the others, please, Lego?

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  6. BTW I think that Kaine guy looks more like Harvey Korman. What does anyone else think?

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  7. Rancid condiment puzzle: 6+8=12???

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    1. Thanks, Paul. Fixed it. I was using "politicians' math."

      LegoSuggests(IfYouDon'tBuyThe"PoliticiansMath"Excuse)ThatHeWasPerhapsUsingBase12

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  8. When I first looked at the alphanumeric puzzle, I thought it was too difficult, but then I approached it systematically and solved it fairly easily. I have decided it is an EXCELLENT puzzle, teaching valuable lessons in logic, math, perseverance, and, above all, humility.

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    1. It also provides a bit of a hint to pjb's sitcom puzzle, if you steer correctly.

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    2. Humility! Good one, Paul.
      The original movie predates the jazz musician…. and my birth, by two years. This was the only “think” my usually perceptive and aware parents ever goofed on.

      Lego”KinkKong”Lambda

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    3. How many people would be willing to make a monkey of themselves for the sake of a puzzle? I ask you!
      Seriously, I meant what I said about it being an excellent puzzle. When I finally buckled down and thought about it, I realized prime numbers were involved. 3x11=33, so now we're just talking 2, 3, 5, and 7. All the even letters are consonants, and it's hard to make words without vowels. There are only three 'divisible by 7' letters, so it seems like the first five letters must come from the 'divisible by 5' group. It greatly simplifies things.

      If you're driving in Australia, try not to hit Matt LeBlanc (by George).

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  9. While wanton destruction of another's property is generally frowned upon, leniency may be granted in some cases. It may be helpful to recite the following as often as possible:
    Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Krishna Rama, Rama Setu.
    If enough people did so, it just might carry our nation to greatness.

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    1. Now to grapple with the octopus (click on the Vulgar Army link).

      Thanks for the correction, lego!

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    2. (8)(3.1416), Paul? Sometimes your threads are a bit convoluted (but just a bit).

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    3. Paul,

      I agree with Word Woman, but I would say “more than a bit.”

      Base 12?... Yeah, that’s the ticket!

      Lyin’Lego

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    4. The authorities may turn a blind eye to the cutting down of basketball nets because it's a tradition, started by Everett Case, but it's vandalism, plain and simple.
      Rama Setu is also known as Adam's Bridge. The nasal bridge intersects a line between the eyes to form a T. I totally made up the mantra.
      Carrie Nation was a teetotaler and then some. I always get her and Molly Hatchet and Lizzie Borden confused. Especially during the July heat when I have a toxic substance in my bloodstream.
      If you followed the octopus link and then clicked where instructed, you should have arrived at a totally cool 404 page
      What ever happened to the Natural Law Party?

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    5. Damn Vandalizin’ Rooskies!
      First they hack our e-mails! Then they snip our nets! (And, worse yet, they do this dastardly snippin’ in their MosCowan Spectrum basketball arena. In Moscow!)

      LegoDoesNotTrustTheCyberSnatchin’NetSnippin’MosCowens!

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  10. When I Googled my best guess at arm#2 of the octopus, this page rose to the top. Poor pitiful me!

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    1. I thought the dog might be a terrier, and that's how I got to the legendary Green Power Smoothie. Now it seems the correct term for 'butt' is (Frannie - r). That's about as far as I got with the octopus. I may still have lessons to learn about perseverance.

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  11. PJB, and Lego, I THINK I've solved the Couch Spud puzzle, however, I was totally confused re the double vowel stuff as I went along. I am ASSUMING (since this is what I had to do to get my answer), that the Sitcom Surname ends up one letter LESS than the original sitcom title, because you change the double vowel to a different vowel, but DON"T leave both in? Right? In other words, you change ONE of the double vowels, and remove the other one? then you go ahead and change out the original THIRD vowel to yet another vowel, and so forth.

    I didn't even remotely understand the last part of the directions, but a sitcom named popped out at me, so I'm leaving it at that. If indeed, the surname is SUPPOSED to keep BOTH double vowels (changed to some other double vowel) then I'm stuck.

    I hope I am making sense.

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    1. The digraph gets replaced by a single vowel, thus reducing both the total number of letters and the total number of vowels by one. The third vowel of the original title, which is the second vowel of the reduced letter-set, gets transformed into a different vowel.
      If I've got it (big IF), then I think you've got it.
      Even if I haven't, you probably have.

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    2. VT,
      You certainly make more sense than I made in my “edited” draft of Patrick’s puzzle. I’m glad you seemed to rise above my fractured syntax and were able to suss out the solution!

      Paul,
      You got it. Thanks for your recap. Using “digraph” in my text might have helped. Patrick (patjberry) also gives a clearer version of you wording in his posting below.

      LegoLameda

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  13. The sitcom surname only has two vowels, neither of which are the same as those in the two sitcom titles. I will also say that one of the 90s sitcom titles is itself a surname. The surname from the 70s was included in its show's title.

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    1. Given what Paul wrote, and what you wrote, pjb, and what Lego replied, I believe my solution is correct, too. (HOW my long comment got on here twice is beyond me. I deleted the unintended copy.)

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  17. Just got the Sunday Puzzle and I'm feeling lucky! Any hints you can give me for all the puzzles(except of course mine, the last puzzle, and possibly the movie puzzle), Lego?

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    1. pjb,
      COOOHO:
      The less common name of the indoor sport begins with a written-out number. A participant in that indoor sport is known by an uncommon word that begins with a K. The indoor sport in which participants celebrate a tournament victory is also known by a word that begins with H.

      HEM:
      The word "puff" sometimes precedes the A word. The word "endless" sometimes precedes the S word.

      OORROSABS:
      ("goober" = gubernatorial; "upper branch" = the upper branch of Congress)
      1. A former governor of this state very recently died. He was once on the cover of Time magazine.
      2. The “descriptive noun” for the critter is the surname of a famous game show host. A word on a Salinger title, minus an R, is the exposed body part.
      3. The politician shares her first name with an Obie Award winning cousin of a onetime major party presidential nominee.
      4. The politician, a native of Searhlight, has first and last names that are homophones of common words.
      5. Add an ON to the end of the politician's name and you get a televangelist.
      6. The politician's name is made up of three 1-syllable synonyms of "steal," "left" and "guy."
      7. The politician represents the same state as the Guv in #1, above. The two-word description of what the politician might have been in the late-1950s = "an aficionado of a sports team that subsequently moved out of the state."
      8. The politician is currently running for the senate seat he formerly held.

      LegoAlsoKnownAsPuffTheMagicPurveyorOfPuzzlesThatSeemToBeDragonOnEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlesslyEndlessly...

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  18. The answer I have for #6 has 10 letters, not nine. I think you made a mistake, because my answer is correct.

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  19. I still don't have #1, #7, or #8. Any other hints, Lego?

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  20. I have the first two puzzles solved.

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  21. Thanks for all the hints for "the Octopus," as puzzlers seem to have taken to calling it. Although I already had solved #1 and #4, and had deduced the correct politician for #7, as well as partially correct words for most of the others, I never would have been able to complete them without those hints. (I was convinced, for instance, that the descriptive word for the Coppertone critter was "spaniel.")

    I also had the correct nouns for #3 and #5, but not the correct 'adjectives.' I had both correct words for #8, but simply could NOT come up with the politician, without the hint. I'd never even heard of the politician for #5.

    However, like pjb, #6 still eludes me. I will continue to take stabs at it, though.

    And I have yet to figure out the hors d'o at all, but I HAD solved the Morsel PRE-hint....having finally figured out the second word for said morsel --i.e. the required synonym to first word -- while out taking a walk.

    I'm sure this is all much more info than anyone cares to know, except possibly our puzzle creator!! : o )

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  22. Ooops, I just realized that pjb GOT #6, it was 7 he said he still hadn't figured out.

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    1. Thanks, patjberry. You are correct. I goofed in #6… the politician’s name contains 10 letters (plus 1 letter after the parenthesis). I fixed it on the blog. Sorry.

      COOOHO:
      Participants in the first indoor sport do not run. Participants in the second indoor sport do run, but not with scissors. But they do celebrate with scissors.

      “OCTOPUS”:
      #1: The politician left the 2011-2012 presidential primaries early… about a month earlier than his counterpart in a neighboring state called it quits in the 2015-2016 presidential primaries.

      #6: It would be the youngest member of the potential immediate (non-extended) first family.

      #7: The politician shares something in common with Ronald Reagan, but it’s a pretty safe bet he never voted for Ronnie.

      LegoInTheMid1970sThe”RonnieLike”PoliticianPortrayedACavemanAndAnIndianOnAGroundBreakingShow

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    2. Ah at last! With the fixed name length for #6, and by starting off with the family member (whom I had thought of, but previously his name had too many letters), the (I also never heard of him) politician finally materialized. What a relief. Thanks all.

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    3. Congrats, ViolinTeddy. Sorry 'bout my error.

      LegoNeedsAViolinTedditorAndApatjberredactor!

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    4. Thanks, LegoReactor. I'm sorry I coudln't seem to help you with any 'tedditoring" this week.

      I believe I also FINALLY figured out the Hors D'Oeuvres, but I sure made an inelegant hash out of it. I'm still not sure I know WHAT the sport is that is celebrating, although I've got what they DO, at least.

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    5. Thanks, ViolinTeddy. Patrick does deserve the "edit credit" this week.

      LegoBelievespatjberryIsAnExcellentEditorAndCreditToHisGender

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  23. Unfounded and discredited rumor has it that the Green Party has recruited the junior senator from Minnesota to be its presidential candidate. The current Green candidate for prez will assume the role of running mate…

    Should be a monster of a ticket.

    LegoAnOldFashionedPrometheus

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    1. I surely did enjoy his speech last night....the line that sticks with me the most was about the "most popular course, Bankruptcy 101," where folks learned to "cheat their partners!"

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  24. Got #7 late last night. Just popped into my head. BTW I hope I'm not giving anything away by saying the answer is not Alf Landon, though that's what I thought at first.

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    1. pjb,

      It’s Kenny Rankin’s (sp.!) brother, Alf!

      LegoThinksKennyWasTheBlackBirdOfTheRankin(Sp.!)AndAlfWasTheBaaBaaBlackSheep

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  25. BTW I really need a better hint about the Bill Russell connection with the first one. I think I've got the four-letter word, but not the seven-letter word. As it is, I need to know the politician's name to get the anagram(though I have been figuring out the other names from the anagrams, the other way round).

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    1. pjb,

      ONE:
      The 7-letter word was really more like a “salary,” the first six-figure one in that sport. The politician was knocked out of the 2011-12 primaries because of an Iowa Straw Poll victory by a candidate from the same state as the politician.

      LegoThePoliticianSucceededAGovernorWhoUsedToTagTeamWithPlayboyBuddyRoseAndAdrianAdonis

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  26. If I'm right this time, I was wrong about the four-letter word. The four-letter word I've come up with now is a nickname for another prominent basketball player.

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    1. Sounds like you might have it, pjb. The 4-letter word is more of a truncation than a nickname, however (like “pat” for “Patrick”).

      LegLamb

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  27. Ayes (eyes) for Bernie.
    Nays (nasal) for Trump.
    Noes (nose) for Hillary.
    The Bernie delegates will not be heard.

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  28. TENPINS, SNIP NET(cut the basketball net down)
    ADDER, SUMMER
    MIGHTY JOE YOUNG
    SEINFELD, SANFORD(and Son), FRIENDS
    1. TIM PAWLENTY("WILT" PAYMENT?)
    2. BARNEY FRANK(FANNY, BARKER)
    3. OLYMPIA SNOWE(WOMANLY POISE)
    4. HARRY REID(HAIR DRYER)
    5. PAT ROBERTS(BRA PROTEST)
    6. ROB PORTMAN(BARRON TRUMP)
    7. AL FRANKEN(LAKER FAN)
    8. RUSS FEINGOLD(FOUL DRESSING, RUDE FLOSSING)
    AYES(EYES), NAYS(NASAL)
    See y'all next Friday! pjb out

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  29. CHO3 >>> TENPINS >>> SNIP NET

    Bowled me over. . .

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  30. Oops, I completely forgot to do this...well, I had thought of it circa 10 a.m. my time, but that was two hours too early.

    HORS D'OEUVRE: "BOWLING" [KEGLER], i.e. "TENPIN" -> "NIP NET" [although I still don't know WHAT sport that is for, ping pong? ]

    MORSEL: ADDER and SUMMER [Had solved this PRE-hint.]

    APPETIZER: MIGHTY JOE YOUNG

    MENU:

    COUCH SPUD -- SEINFELD -> SANFORD Consonants thereof: SNFRD -> FRIENDS

    RIPPING OF SHORTZ AND BASS --
    ONE: "TIM PAWLENTY" and "WILT PAYMENT";
    TWO: BARNEY FRANK and " FANNY, BARKER" ;
    THREE: "OLYMPIA SNOWE" and "WOMANLY POISE";
    FOUR: "HARRY REID" and "HAIR DRYER";
    FIVE: "PAT ROBERTS" and "BRA PROTEST";
    SIX: "ROB PORTMAN" and "BARRON TRUMP";
    SEVEN: "AL FRANKEN" and " LAKER FAN";
    EIGHT: "RUSS FEINGOLD", "FOUL DRESSING" and "RUDE FLOSSING"

    DESSERT: AYES (eyes) and NAYS (nasal)

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  31. This week’s official answers, for the record, Part 1:

    Hors d’Oeuvre Menu

    Celebrating Overthrows Of Opponents Hors d’Oeuvre:
    Back-gamin’
    Name an indoor sport that is known by a more common name. Spell the less common name backward and divide it in two to describe – in two words, a verb and noun – how participants in another indoor sport might celebrate a tournament victory.
    What are the less common and more common names of the indoor sport? How do participants celebrate a tournament victory in the other indoor sport?

    Answer: Tenpins, bowling; Basketball team participants “snip (the) net” from the rim with scissors to celebrate a tournament victory.


    Morsel Menu

    Homographic Enigma Morsel:
    Slithery, simmering synonyms
    Name a word beginning with an A that is associated with the word “slither.” Name another word beginning with an S that is associated, figuratively, with the word “simmer.”
    Each of the words has a homograph. (Homographs are words that are spelled the same but which have different meanings.) The homographs of these two words are synonyms of each other.
    What are these two words?

    Answer: Adder; Summer
    An adder is a snake that slithers. Summer is a season that “simmers.”
    Homographs: An adder is also one that adds up numbers. A summer is also one that sums numbers.

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    Creature Feature Appetizer:
    The invisible man vs. the divisible non-human!
    Note: In order to solve this puzzle, you must assign numeric values to the 26 letters of the alphabet: A = 1, = 2, C = 3,… Z = 26).
    Name a three-word movie title in which the title character is a large creature. Ignore the first word, an adjective. Concentrate instead on the second and third words, which are the first and last names of the creature.
    All numbers corresponding to the first five letters in the creature’s name are evenly divisible by a number greater than 1. All numbers corresponding to the remaining three letters in the creature’s name (sixth, seventh and eighth letters) are evenly divisible by a different number greater than 1.
    What is this movie title?
    Hint: There was a remake of the movie, using the same title.

    Answer: “Mighty Joe Young
    The numbers corresponding to J, O, E, Y and O (10, 15, 5, 25 and 15) are all evenly divisible by 5. The numbers corresponding to U, N and G (21, 14 and 7) are all evenly divisible by 7.



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    Sit Like A Couch Spud Slice:
    Making neo-coms from retro-coms
    Name a popular 1980’s-1990’s sitcom with a one-word title.
    Change the double-vowel that appears in the title to one different vowel. Change a third vowel in the title to a different vowel. Change the letter following that third vowel – a consonant and common abbreviation – to the letter that is its opposite abbreviation. For example, R (Republican) and D (Democratic) are “opposite abbreviations.”
    The result, if you’ve done everything correctly, is the surname of a well-known 1970’s sitcom family. The consonants in this surname, along with the “double-vowel” (but with its vowels reversed) that appeared in the 1980’s-1990’s sitcom title can be rearranged to form a popular 1990’s-2000’s sitcom title.
    What are these two sitcom titles? What is the sitcom surname?

    Answer: “Seinfeld,” “Friends,” “Sanford (and Son)”
    Seinfeld – ei + a – e + o = Sanfold
    Replacing L (Left) with R (Right) = SanfoRd
    The consonants in Sanford plus EI reversed spell out “Friends” (SNFRD + IE = “FRIENDS”)

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  32. This week’s official answers, for the record, Part 2:

    Octet Of Riffing/Ripping Off Shortz And Bass Slices:
    1 goober + 7 high-hanging drupes plucked from an upper branch
    Puzzleria!’s “Septet Of Ripping Off Shortz And Bass Slices” reads:
    ONE. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician who is a former governor and presidential candidate – first and last names, 11 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word phrase – in 4 and 7 letters – that prompted Bill Russell of the Boston Celtics to ask for, and receive, an annual salary of $100,001 in 1965. Who is the politician and what is this two-word phrase?
    Answer: Tim Pawlenty = “Wilt Payment

    TWO. Name a prominent Northeastern American politician – first and last names, 11 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get two words: a body part of one of the characters in a classic Coppertone poster, and another word (a “descriptive noun”) for the critter that is exposing that body part. Who is the politician and what are these two words?
    Answer: Representative Barney Frank; Fanny, Barker

    THREE. Name a prominent Northeastern American politician – first and last names, 12 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word phrase – in 7 and 5 letters – describing a self-possessed assurance that this politician, and others of her gender, aspire to cultivate. Who’s this politician, and what is the phrase?
    Answer: Olympia Snowe; womanly poise

    FOUR. Name a prominent Southwestern American politician – first and last names, 9 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get an appliance usually used in the bathroom. Who’s the politician, and what is the appliance?
    Hint: The appliance is sometimes written as one word, but it is also sometimes written as two words (in 4 and 5 letters) or as a hyphenated word.
    Answer: Harry Reid; hairdryer

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  33. This week’s official answers, for the record, Part 3:

    Octet Of Riffing/Ripping Off Shortz And Bass Slices:
    1 goober + 7 high-hanging drupes plucked from an upper branch
    (Continued)

    FIVE. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 10 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a type of 1960s-era demonstration – in 3 and 7 letters – that this politician was likely not a part of. Who is this politician, and what is this demonstration?
    Hint: Such demonstrations involved ashcans, but it is unclear whether they involved actual ashes (which has been reported anecdotally, but not actually confirmed).
    Answer: Pat Roberts; bra protest

    SIX. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, in 10 letters. Add to these letters the first letter appearing after the opening parenthesis that is often is placed directly after the last name, for a total of 11 letters. Change an O in the name to a U and rearrange these letters, and you’ll get the first and last names of a member of a potential First Family. Who’s the politician, and what is the name of the First Family member?
    Answer: Rob Portman (R-Ohio); Barron Trump

    SEVEN. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 9 letters total. Remove an N from the name and arrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word description of what the politician might have been in the late-1950s. Who’s the politician, and what is the description?
    Answer: Al Franken; Laker fan

    EIGHT. Name a prominent Midwestern American politician – first and last names, 12 letters total. Rearrange these letters, and you’ll get a two-word description – a 4-letter adjective and 8-letter noun – of a rancid condiment a restaurant patron has just poured over her Caesar salad. Now Re-rearrange the 12 letters to describe a remedy lacking in social refinement that the patron employs in an effort to rid the rancid aftertaste from her mouth. The remedy consists of a 4-letter adjective and 8-letter gerund.
    Who is this politician? What is the rancid condiment? What is the impolite remedy the patron employs?
    Answer: Russ Feingold; foul dressing; rude flossing

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    Conventional Quizdom Dessert:
    Shouts of one syllable department
    Name collective shouts that might be heard at a political convention, in one syllable. Name collective shouts – also in one syllable – that might be heard a few seconds following the initial shouts.
    The initial shouts sound like the plural form of a part of the human body – they are homophones. The secondary shouts sound like the first part of a two-syllable adjective of or pertaining to a body part very near the first body parts.
    What are the two shouts? What are the body parts?

    Answer: Ayes! Nays!; Eyes; Noses (Nasal = “Nays”al)

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  34. A Post-Reveal/PreFriday-Upload Chuckle:

    This guy, I'll wager, had no trouble with Will Shortz’s June 26 NPR puzzle.

    LegoThinksHoweverThatTheGuys(ButNotTheGal)InHisBitMightHaveTroubleWithIt

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