Friday, April 1, 2016

The mystery of the missing D; Backward, sunder, upside-down; Rebi ‘bout the birds and the boats; The name of the gridiron game; Chain, chain, chain… chain of food; Maple-leafy moniker; Name THEOry


PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER e6 + pi2 SERVED

Welcome to our April 1st edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! This is also our 100th edition of Puzzleria!...

No foolin’!

Our inaugural Puzzleria! blog was uploaded on May 9, 2014. One hundred weeks later we persist in posing a plethora and more of original weekly puzzles. As the “lego-legend” atop the blog page states, “Puzzleria! Slices: Over e6 + pi2 Served.” The sum of e6 + pi2 is 403.43 + 9.86. or about 413.3. After this week we will have served up 426 puzzles.
We have no plans to cease our serving. So spread the word about P!, please, to your puzzle-lovin’ pals. Invite them to join us in our joyful weekly puzzle feast.

We may. however, make a change beginning next Friday with our 101st edition of Puzzleria! But first I would like your feedback about the possible proposed change.


A Puzzlerian! with whom I correspond, and whose opinion I value greatly – (well, okay, “…whose opinion I value somewhatly”) – suggested that we reveal our answers to our puzzles on Wednesday afternoon rather than on Tuesday afternoon. It would give us more time to work on solving the puzzles… and to give subtle hints to aid others in solving them.

Speaking of hints, you may need some of them for our featured spotlight challenge this week. It is a very clever puzzle composed by patjberry, another of our valued Puzzlerians!

Patrick’s poser – titled, “Dribbling Rivalry (Oops, Wrong Sport) Slice: The name of the gridiron game” – involves rivalries on the collegiate gridiron. It appears immediately under our main MENU

patjberry’s challenge is actually two puzzles in one, but all fits together nicely, yin-yang-like, in one galumphing package. A very versatile puzzle-maker is patjberry, whose most recent contribution to Puzzleria! was a tour de force cryptic crossword puzzle.

Thank you Patrick for sharing your creativity with us.
 
Other offerings this week include:
* A debut Hors d’Oeuvre puzzle that ties up a loose end from last week;
* Three “Ripping/riffing Off Shortz Slices”;
* A mysterious Morsel;
* Two appetizers: one involving Popeye (in a way) and the other Wimpy (after a fashion); and
* A Dessert involving a game in which it seems there is crying. 

So, lettuce celebrate OUR century with a “cerebration of the century.” And, we won’t need to wait till 2116 till the second century rolls along.

Hors d’Oeuvre Menu

Don Dunphy Memorial Hors d’Oeuvre:
Maple-leafy moniker

A person who appeared in one of last week’s Puzzleria! puzzles can be described by a two-word phrase that sounds a tad like a city in Canada. The first word in the phrase is a noun pronounced as a ringside announcer might pronounce it in the wake of a prizefight. This noun functions, however, as adjective modifying the first name of the person.

What is the Canadian city? What is the two-word phrase?

Morsel Menu

Fast Punctual Food Morsel:
The mystery of the missing D

A menu item sold by an international fast food chain is often purchased by customers who are hungry for brunch. The name of the menu item and the word “brunch” were coined in similar fashions 90 years apart. That is to say, both words belong to an ever-increasing class of coined words that also includes “sporks” (which some fast food purveyors may provide gratis) and “chortle” and “galumph” (which were both coined by a gentleman who also coined a metaphorical term for such words).

We at Puzzleria! contend that the letter D is missing from the interior of the menu item word. We urge the fast food chain’s powers-that-be to rethink this coinage omission, dredge up a D, and insert it between two letters in the menu item’s name.

Name this fast food menu item. In what way is it like the word “brunch”? From which two components was it coined? What is the metaphorical term for such words (which was coined by the coiner of “chortle” and “galumph”)?

Hint: The name of the menu item includes a punctuation mark, which can be deep-sixed after you add the “D”. What baffles me is why the punctuation mark was used in the first place.
         
Appetizer Menu

Book Of Popeye Appetizer:
Name THEOry

Take the first two words of the common English translation of a name of God used often in the Hebrew Scriptures. Translate the two words into a third language, remove the space between the words. Remove from this result one of the two words that appears in the English translation.

The result is another name for God seen often in the Bible.

What is the name for God in Hebrew Scriptures, the initial two words of its English translation, the third-language translation of those words, and the other name for God seen often in the Bible?

Sav-Age Wasteland Appetizer:

Far out in the wilderness, the natural food chain is not made up of Jimmy Dean processed sausage links!

We Walmart shoppers in suburbia are content to load our carts with cellophane-clad breaded chicken nuggets, beer-battered minced-fish sticks and 80-percent-lean ground beef patties.
But out there in the fields they fight for their meals. Using talons, teeth and instinct, wild predators slay their wild prey.

The following compound sentence epitomizes this natural order, placed not by restaurant patrons with noses buried in laminated menus but rather placed there by the subject of the “Book of Popeye Appetizer,” immediately above.


The sentence reads:
“Brave minnows, tuna jump; a cat’s fed.”

Rearrange the 28 letters in that sentence to form a title lately prominent in international entertainment news.

What is the title?
  
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Dribbling Rivalry (Oops, Wrong Sport) Slice:
The name of the gridiron game

Some college football rivalries are so entrenched and intense that the annual game they play has a special name.

For example, Oklahoma and Texas play for the “Golden Hat” in the “Red River Rivalry.” Idaho and Washington State compete in the “Battle for the Palouse.” BYU battles Utah in the “Holy War.” Texas plays Texas A&M in the “Lone Star Showdown.”

Name another rivalry game, in two words, that has a long and rich tradition. Its name contains two species of a certain class of animal. One of the two creatures appears in the name intact with no rearrangement of letters required. The remaining letters must be rearranged to spell out the other creature.
Now insert the nickname of a U.S. president between the two syllables of another U.S. president’s surname. The result when read aloud sounds like the first name and surname of a prominent and successful sports figure who over the past decade has played a key role in the two-word rivalry game with the long and rich tradition.

What is the name of this longstanding football rivalry? What two teams are involved? What are the names of the two creatures? Who are the two presidents? Who is the successful sports figure?

Hint: The popular sports figure has a rivalry game named in his honor.

Ripping Off Shortz Slice:
Rebi ‘bout the birds and the boats

Will Shortz’s NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle this week was a rebus in the form of a two-line verse (not shown at right) that he dredged up from the November 12th, 1803 issue of the Boston Weekly Magazine:

I am both man and woman too,
And go to school as good boys do.

The answers to this puzzle that were posted on Blaine’s blog Thursday afternoon were all over the map. They included: several species of fish, a student, a teacher, a principal, a school bus driver, a chair (as in chairwoman and chairman), and a ruler (which apparently is Will Shortz’s intended answer).
My answer, which I forgot to submit as an entry, was “pupil.” A pupil, of course, “goes to school as good boys do.”

But how, you may ask, is a pupil “both man and woman too?”
The pupil of the eye, according to Merriam Webster, is rooted in the Latin word pupilla, the diminutive of the Latin word pupa, meaning “doll, from the tiny image of oneself reflected in another’s eye.” So, depending on who is being reflected in the optical “mini-mirror, the image (pupil) could be either man or woman.   

Here are are our three “rip-off/riff-off” rebi (yeah, we know, it’s supposed to be “rebuses,” but “rebi” is more fun to write and say):

1. A sleek swan-headed Roman ship left in its wake
What we do as we watch it in awe skim our lake. (two-word answer)

2. Would a dog bite? A dogwood! Just one thing is worse:
To woof up at sweet tree-perching tweeters in verse.
(one-word answer)

3. “You seem rudderless,” Dad barked, “know not where to ____.”
I could tell from my seat at the tiller, “He’s _____!”
(The two words in the blanks rhyme. The second one is the answer.)

Dessert Menu

Don’t Cry “Flow” Dessert:

Name a popular game, in three syllables. Spell it backward, keeping the syllable divisions intact. Sunder the final letter (a consonant) from the leftmost syllable and replace it with a different consonant. Place an upside-down version of that consonant at the beginning of the syllable.

The middle syllable spells out the name of a critter. The altered leftmost syllable spells out the cry the critter makes. The rightmost syllable, which is not a word, sounds like (is a homonym of) what an animal trainer might cry out to the critter.

What are these three syllables? What is the popular game?  

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!


Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)


Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Tuesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.


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48 comments:

  1. Congrats on 100, Lego! And Happy April Fool's Day, too. . .

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    1. Thanks, Word Woman. Second anniversary looms.

      LegoSays,"JustAprilFoolin'...ThisWasOnlyOur10thPuzzleria!Edition!

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  2. Greetings this April 1st, indeed! And Happy 100th to Lego, that's a LOT of work forming puzzles for our benefit. Many thanks.

    I just figured out the Dessert, but either haven't fully read, or otherwise gotten nowhere thus far on everything else.

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  3. In case anyone thinks my puzzle is some kind of April Fool's joke, rest assured it's mere coincidence my puzzle is running on April Fool's Day. You will be able to solve my puzzle. There are answers to it. I already have the first puzzle and the last, but will need hints for all others(except mine, of course).

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  4. Got the Hors d’Oeuvre. Here's a hint/scavenger hunt:

    Round as an apple
    Flat as a pan
    The face of a woman
    And the face of a man

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  5. Just got the international entertainment title!

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  6. Also managed to hack the THEOry puzzle.

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  7. Just now solved the Sav-Age Wasteland Appetizer, like you did, pjb (still don't quite know how, though)....

    But, Paul, are you referring to the FIRST Appetizer, when you wrote "Hors D-Oeuvre"? Or perhaps the Morsel?

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  8. Scratch my question, Paul.....I only just noticed that there actually IS an hors d'oeuvre this week (is that the first time?)

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  9. Puzzlerians!:
    Regarding revealing our answers to our puzzles on Wednesday afternoon rather than on Tuesday afternoon, giving us more time to work on solving the puzzle and giving hints:
    What do you think?
    Does it make any difference to you? All your comments are welcome and will be appreciated. Thank you.

    (Yes, ViolinTeddy, that is our debut hors d'oeuvre. More to follow, probably.)

    LegoAsks”ShallWeRevealTheAnswersToOurStumpersOnHumpday?”

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  10. I don't know. It might be a good idea to reveal answers on Wednesday, but then it's always been good to get it over with on Tuesday. I kinda like finding out the answers sooner than later, but that's just me. To wait another day may seem like a bit much, but again that's just me.

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    1. Thanks, patjberry, for your feedback.

      LegoHoweverBelievesThatpatjberryFindsOutMostOfTheAnswersPrettySoonHimselfBySolvingThePuzzlesBeforeTheEndOfTheWeekend

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  11. I kinda agree with Patrick....that it's torture to wait for answers, when you can't solve the puzzles, and waiting yet an additional day would be that much more difficult. PLUS, I should think that it might be a little harder for YOU, Lego, since you must already be having to put together the next week's puzzles?

    And might I add, I'm rather chagrined that (after having thought of DESSERT a few months back), I never suggested "hors d'oeuvres" myself! But we certainly do have 'meals' with plenty of FORE-courses by now, don't we? (Morsels, appetizers and now even hors d'oeuvres.) Pretty soon, we may be munching on salad and soup courses, perhaps? I dare say, worthy of a British aristocratic banquet!

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    1. Thanks to you too, ViolinTeddy, for your feedback.
      As for me, I start working on next week's Puzzleria! on Friday, after I upload this week's Puzzleria!

      You are correct -- I should send you royaly checks every time we run desserts. And now, if we run soup or salad puzzles we'll have to send you royalties for those also!

      Brits, eh? Perhaps we can add a "Mystery Tea Time"... with scones, of course.

      LegoThanksRoyaLoyalViolinTeddy...OopsGottaGo,TeaSteepingWater'sStartingToBoil

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    2. Hee hee, LegoNoRoyaltyChecksAnyTimeSoon......I'll be scouring my mailbox for those lucrative rewards!!

      The British aristocratic dinners were at the top of my mind because I just finished reading ALL P.G. Wodehouse's books in the Jeeves series, as well as the Blandings Castle series...and they were constantly having fish courses, and cheese courses, and port afterwards (for the men) ad nauseum. Then there was the daily TEA time....with cucumber sandwiches (don't quite recall too many scones being mentioned) and breakfasts with the disgusting-sounding KIPPERS.

      But a Mystery Tea Time sounds like great fun, as well!

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    3. In France port (porto) is an apéritif and comes before dinner. A pousse-café (or digestif) comes after coffee at the end of the meal and is a strong brandy: Cognac or Armagnac, etc. As a French friend of mine explains it: Americans become drunk before the meal (cocktail hour), but the French become drunk after enjoying the meal (sober).

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    4. All this/that drinking (of ANY kind) is Greek to me!

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    5. Reading Wodehouse while sipping cognac and munching kippers... my idea of Arcadiahhhh.

      LegoAlsoLikedReadingWodeHouseWhileListeningToJackBrickhouseBroadcastCubsGames

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  12. BTW I still need hints for the food puzzle, the God puzzle, and the rebi(I prefer rebuses myself).

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    1. patjberry et al,

      Hints:

      FPFM:
      The fast food joint ought to put lambkinburgers and chocolate babka on its menu.
      Guys named Earl from New Orleans likely like the menu item.
      The punctuation mark is not a hyphen. It appears at least once in the puzzle’s text, and at least once in this hint.

      BOPA:
      Book of Popeye is a hint (Think of Popeye the crooner man).
      A word beginning with “tetra…” is a key to unlocking the “name of God used often in the Hebrew Scriptures.”
      The third language is a European romance language.

      ROSS:
      1. Position on a ship/cake mix brand; curtsy deep
      2. A form of the word is used in either ROSS #1 or #3.
      A yipping tree-hugging dog would just about say it all.
      3. First blank: Byrds’ Ecclesiastes song
      Second blank: Position on a boat; Howard or Howard K.

      LegoBowWowWoward

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    2. LegoWow, I BELIEVE I finally solved the 'rebi' from your hints (was nowhere on them before), however I totally fail to grasp what 'cake mix' has to do with #1. Thus, am eagerly waiting for tomorrow.

      I already had a name for the 'tetra' God puzzle before your hint, however, I've been unable to get TWO names out of it, and thus have had no further success, despite translating the ONE name into about three languages.

      PJB, I also think I have the name of the football rivalry, however I've been unable to come up with the prominent sports figure, despite trying various ideas, and hunting on Google to see IF such a sports figure exists.

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  13. Trust me, he exists. If you were using Google, you were bound to have found his name and not even known it. I will say this: If you changed the middle letter in his last name to another letter, you might get a devilish result. And his first name is also associated with a rather demonic nickname.

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    1. Nice hints, patjberry.

      LegoMuses:AtThisRateViolinTeddyWillBecomeAGridExpertBeforeYouCanSay"Hike"

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    2. I stated my comment badly above, pjb. I meant that I used Google to see if the names that *I* was making up (using presidential guesses) existed and might BE such a sports figure...I wasn't implying that YOUR known sports figure didn't exist!

      There's NO chance, Lego, that I will EVer become a 'grid expert.'

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  14. I will add about the Presidents involved: One has been looked upon favorably in history, and the other hasn't.

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  15. Hors d'œuvre Menu:
    "And the winna is...Peg." WINNIPEG, Manitoba.

    Dessert Menu:
    TIC-TAC-TOE, reversed is EOT-CAT-CIT = MEOW-CAT-CIT (SIT?)

    That's all for this week.

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  16. MORSEL: PORTMANEAU (Lewis Carroll) Couldn't get the rest

    Book of Popeye APPETIZER: YHWH; YAHWEH?? JEHOVAH?? ; YAVEH JEVOA in Spanish GEOVA in Italian; JEOVA in Portugese Couldn't get this either

    Sav-Age Wasteland APPETIZER: BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE

    Dribbling Rivalry SLICE: TIGER RAG; LSU and TULANE; Tiger and GAR (an ancient fish); TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF for Presidents and nicknames, no luck.

    RIPPING OFF SHORTZ REBI (I don't actually understand the point of this entire puzzle):

    1. "BOW LOW?" [How on earth does a cake mix brand fit in here?]

    2. "BARK"

    3. "TURN" and "STERN"

    DESSERT: TIC TAC TOE; MEOW, CAT, "SIT"

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  17. WINNIPEG(winner, Peg)
    BATMAN V. SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE
    BOW, TURN, STERN
    TIC TAC TOE, MEOW, CAT, SIT("CIT")
    Answer to my puzzle: NICK SABAN("Abe" inside Nixon); IRON BOWL(robin, owl). The Iron Bowl is the annual football game between the universities of Alabama and Auburn. Nick Saban coaches the Alabama team.

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  18. Exodus 3:14
    “And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.”

    I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam." -- Popeye the Sailor

    Detective Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle is a fictional character portrayed by actor Gene Hackman in the films The French Connection and its sequel, French Connection II.

    David Fitzgerald Doyle (December 1, 1929 – February 26, 1997) was an American actor. He is best remembered for his role as detective John Bosley on the television series Charlie's Angels.

    Shelley Marie Hack (born July 6, 1947) is an American model, actress, producer, and political and media advisor. Hack is best remembered for her role as Tiffany Welles in Season 4 (1979–1980) of the ABC television drama Charlie's Angels, replacing the departing Kate Jackson. She began her career as a teen fashion model and became the face of Revlon's Charlie perfume from the mid-1970s until the early 1980s.

    Charlie Hebdo (French pronunciation: ​[ʃaʁli ɛbdo]; French for Charlie Weekly) is a French satirical weekly magazine, featuring cartoons, reports, polemics, and jokes. Irreverent and stridently non-conformist in tone, the publication describes itself as above all secular and atheist, far-left-wing, and anti-racist publishing articles about the extreme right (especially the French nationalist National Front party), religion (Catholicism, Islam, Judaism), politics and culture. In November 2011, the newspaper's office in the 20th arrondissement was fire-bombed and its website hacked. The attacks were presumed to be linked to its decision to rename the edition of 3 November 2011 "Charia Hebdo", with Muhammad listed as the "editor-in-chief". On 7 January 2015, two Islamist gunmen forced their way into the Paris headquarters of Charlie Hebdo and opened fire, killing twelve: staff cartoonists Charb, Cabu, Honoré, Tignous and Wolinski, economist Bernard Maris, editors Elsa Cayat and Mustapha Ourrad, guest Michel Renaud, maintenance worker Frédéric Boisseau and police officers Brinsolaro and Merabet, and wounding eleven, four of them seriously.

    During the attack, the gunmen shouted "Allahu akbar" ("God is great" in Arabic) and also "the Prophet is avenged".
    After the attacks, the phrase Je suis Charlie, French for "I am Charlie", was adopted by supporters of free speech and freedom of expression who were reacting to the shootings.

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    1. Oh, I finally get it (now), thanks to your post, Paul....."I AM" becomes "JE SUIS" in French, remove the "I" and you get JESUS. Clever

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    2. Lego’s translation of Paul’s “Chain of Genius”:

      God = “I am…”
      “I yam…” = Popeye the Sailor Man
      Syllogism:
      Popeye Doyle = Gene HACKman;
      David Doyle = Charlie’s Angels
      Shelly HACK = Charlie’s Angel

      Charlie Hebdo = French (Connection/translation) Charlie Weekly terrorized
      Misguided terrorism in the name of God, “I am…” = Is God dead?
      “I am Charlie” = Je Suis Charlie = JeSus, another name for God, resurrected.

      LegoThanksPaulForPullingItAllTogether

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  19. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice reminds me of a highway because it has two Lanes; and maybe that's all I should say before Thursday ... or ever.

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    1. Did you see the movie, Paul? Like it? Pan it?

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    2. The IMDb page is all I've seen, and all I plan to see of it.

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    3. On the other hand, THIS I'm looking forward to!

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  20. Round as an apple
    Flat as a pan
    The face of a woman
    And the face of a man

    is a riddle I heard in my younger days and was reminded of by last week's NPR puzzle. The answer was a specific coin bearing both the image of a man and the image of a woman, but I can't recall who they were, nor the denomination, country, or time period of the coin. Try as I might, I could not find that riddle online last week. Lots of 'round as an apple' riddles, but not that one.
    Anyway, Winnipeg is where the Royal Canadian Mint is located.

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  21. This week’s official answers for the record, Part 1:

    Hors d’Oeuvre Menu
    Don Dunphy Memorial Hors d’Oeuvre:
    Maple-leafy moniker
    A person who appeared in one of last week’s Puzzleria! puzzles can be described by a two-word phrase that sounds a tad like a city in Canada. The first word in the phrase is a noun pronounced as a ringside announcer might pronounce it in the wake of a prizefight. This noun functions, however, as adjective modifying the first name of the person.
    What is the Canadian city? What is the two-word phrase?

    Answer:
    Winnipeg; “Winnah Peg!”(from last weeks’s A Palindrome About Peg Appetizer:“Bro, flog a golf orb!” in which “Peg wins (golf) crown.)


    Morsel Menu
    Fast Punctual Food Morsel:
    The mystery of the missing D
    A menu item sold by an international fast food chain is often purchased by customers who are hungry for brunch. The name of the menu item and the word “brunch” were coined in similar fashions 90 years apart. That is to say, both words belong to an ever-increasing class of coined words that also includes “sporks” (which some fast food purveyors may provide gratis) and “chortle” and “galumph” (which were both coined by a gentleman who also coined a metaphorical term for such words).
    We at Puzzleria! contend that the letter D is missing from the interior of the menu item word. We urge the fast food chain’s powers-that-be to rethink this coinage omission, dredge up a D, and insert it between two letters in the menu item’s name.
    Name this fast food menu item. In what way is it like the word “brunch”? From which two components was it coined? What is the metaphorical term for such words (which was coined by the coiner of “chortle” and “galumph”)?
    Hint: The name of the menu item includes a punctuation mark, which can be deep-sixed after you add the “D”. What baffles me is why the punctuation mark was used in the first place.

    Answer:
    Croissan’wich, introduded by Burger King in 1983, and “brunch,” coined in 1893, are both portmanteaus, a word coined by Lewis Carroll. Croissan’wich blends croissant and sandwich, and brunch blends breakfast and lunch.

    Appetizer Menu

    Book Of Popeye Appetizer:
    Name THEOry
    Take the first two words of the common English translation of the name of God used most often in the Hebrew Scriptures. Translate the two words into a third language, remove the space between the words. Remove from this result one of the two words that appears in the English translation.
    The result is another name for God seen often in the Bible.
    What is the name for God in Hebrew Scriptures, the initial two words of its English translation, the third-language translation of those words, and the other name for God seen often in the Bible?

    Answer:
    Yahweh;
    “I am (that I am)”
    Je suis (French for “I am”)
    Jesus (Je suis – I = Je sus >> Jesus)

    Lego…

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  22. This week’s official answers for the record, Part 2:


    Sav-Age Wasteland Appetizer:
    Chain,chain, chain… chain of food
    Far out in the wilderness, the natural food chain is not made up of Jimmy Dean processed sausage links!
    We Walmart shoppers in suburbia are content to load our carts with cellophane-clad breaded chicken nuggets, beer-battered minced-fish sticks and 80-percent-lean ground beef patties.
    But out there in the fields they fight for their meals. Using talons, teeth and instinct, wild predators slay their wild prey.
    The following compound sentence epitomizes this natural order, placed not by restaurant patrons with noses buried in laminated menus but rather placed there by the subject of the “Book of Popeye Appetizer,” immediately above.
    The sentence reads:
    “Brave minnows, tuna jump; a cat’s fed.”
    Rearrange the 28 letters in that sentence to form a title lately prominent in international entertainment news.
    What is the title?

    Answer:
    “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”


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    Dribbling Rivalry (Oops, Wrong Sport) Slice:
    The name of the gridiron game
    Some college football rivalries are so entrenched and intense that the annual game they play has a special name.
    For example, Oklahoma and Texas play for the “Golden Hat” in the “Red River Rivalry.” Idaho and Washington State compete in the “Battle for the Palouse.” BYU battles Utah in the “Holy War.” Texas plays Texas A&M in the “Lone Star Showdown.”
    Name another rivalry game, in two words, that has a long and rich tradition. Its name contains two species of a certain class of animal. One of the two creatures appears in the name intact with no rearrangement of letters required. The remaining letters must be rearranged to spell out the other creature.
    Now insert the nickname of a U.S. president between the two syllables of another U.S. president’s surname. The result when read aloud sounds like the first name and surname of a prominent and successful sports figure who over the past decade has played a key role in the two-word rivalry game with the long and rich tradition.
    What is the name of this longstanding football rivalry? What two teams are involved? What are the names of the two creatures? Who are the two presidents? Who is the successful sports figure?
    Hint: The popular sports figure has a rivalry game named in his honor.

    Answer:
    The Iron Bowl
    Alabama and Auburn
    IRON BOWL = OWL + ROBIN
    Abraham “Abe” Lincoln, Richard Nixon
    NIX + ABE + ON >> Nick Saban, Alabama Crimson Tide football head coach.

    Lego…

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  23. This week’s official answers for the record, Part 3:

    Ripping Off Shortz Slice:
    Rebi ‘bout the birds and the boats
    Will Shortz’s NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle this week was a rebus in the form of a two-line verse (not shown at right) that he dredged up from the November 12th, 1803 issue of the Boston Weekly Magazine:
    I am both man and woman too,
    And go to school as good boys do.
    Here are are our “rip-off/riff-off”:
    1. A sleek swan-headed Roman ship left in its wake
    What we do as we watch it in awe skim our lake. (two-word answer)
    2. Would a dog bite? A dogwood! Just one thing is worse:
    To woof up at sweet tree-perching tweeters in verse.
    (one-word answer)
    3. “You seem rudderless,” Dad barked, “know not where to ____.”
    I could tell from my seat at the tiller, “He’s _____!”
    (The two words in the blanks rhyme. The second one is the answer.)

    Answers:
    1. The ship leaves BOW DOWN in its wake. We BOW DOWN in awe as it passes. (Admittedly, it is a bit tricky to watch a passing ship while bowing down, but it can be done… You just turn your back to the lake, contort your body just right, and peer out of the corner of your eye.)
    2. The one thing worse that a dog’s bite is its BARK, as when barking up a dogwood tree’s BARK-covered trunk.
    3. A seemingly rudderless son knows not where to TURN, even though he is sitting by the tiller at the STERN of the boat. The son deems his “barking” (see above) dad to be STERN.

    Dessert Menu
    Don’t Cry “Flow” Dessert:
    Backward, sunder, upside-down
    Name a popular game, in three syllables. Spell it backward, keeping the syllable divisions intact. Sunder the final letter (a consonant) from the leftmost syllable and replace it with a different consonant. Place an upside-down version of that consonant at the beginning of the syllable.
    The middle syllable spells out the name of a critter. The altered leftmost syllable spells out the cry the critter makes. The rightmost syllable, which is not a word, sounds like (is a homonym of) what an animal trainer might cry out to the critter.

    What are these three syllables? What is the popular game?
    Answer:
    MEOW!
    CAT
    SIT!
    Tic-tac-toe
    Tic-tac-toe >> eot-cat-cit >> eow-cat-cit >> meow-cat-cit; “cit” sounds like “sit”

    Lego…

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  24. Happy belated Square Day, 4-4-16.

    LegoNowWeMustAwaitMayFifth,NineYearsHence

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    1. I noticed that about today's date earlier this morning, but didn't know it had an 'official name.'

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    2. ViolinTeddy,

      I guess it is actually called "Square Root Day." (But, of course, you cannot have a square root without a square.)

      Anyway, VT, I must compliment you on the patient enthusiasm, if not gusto, you display as you engage in solving our football/baseball/basketball/etc. puzzles. Your attitude is truly that of a good... sport!

      LegoAlthoughIGuessInTheSportsOfBoxingAndHockeyThereIsOccasionallySomeMeasureOfViolins

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    3. Why, thank you, LegoViolinsPunMaker! [I guess I'm nothing if not enthusiastic about stuff!)

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  25. Could you please explain to me, however, how the CAKE MIX BRAND hint fit in with the Rip Off Shortz puzzle #1, "BOW"? Betty Crocker, Duncan HInes, Pillsbury...am I missing something?

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    1. ViolinTeddy,
      Swans Down cake mix.

      LegoLikeBatterOffASwan'sBack

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    2. That is to say, the ship leaves clumps of swan's down (from the swan on the bow) in its wake.

      LegoWhichIsBetterThanLeavingClumpsOfSwansDownMixInItsCake

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    3. Having never heard of Swan's Down cake mix (as seems to so often be the case, i.e. rock personnel, sports personnel, etc), I at least can make peace with the fact that the cake mix hint made no sense to me. And I guess I had the wrong second word anyway, "low" instead of "down." Thanks, Lego.

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