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Welcome to Joseph Young’s Puzzleria!
This week we are treated to another delectable
bonus puzzle slice from the redoubtable Gourmet French puzzle chef, Monsieur
Garcon Du Parachutisme. He is known in the blogosphere also by his screen name “skydiveboy.” (He is
an expert at both parachutes and puzzles.) Our guest puzzle chef is also known as Mark Scott of
Seattle, Washington.
Note that the menu title of Mark’s
puzzle is “Global Bonus Slice,” or GBS for short, which is the monogram of
another clever fellow, one who wrote a play that might have been subtitled “Clark
Kent and His Alter Ego” (or, if you are a Freudian, “Clark Kent and His Super-ego”).
Do you have any confusion about this or
other puzzles penned by our gourmet French puzzle chef? Do you have a yen to question Mark? You might try reaching him in our Comments Section. If he is otherwise
occupied, then we might be able to shed light on his puzzles (or any other puzzles we
purvey).
Global Bonus Slice:
Think of a country. Take all the letters
of this country in order and break them down into four parts to name: 1.) a weapon,
2. a title, 3.) a personal pronoun, and 4.) a preposition.
What is this country?
Thanks to Mark for that scrumptious
cosmopolitan appetizer. The puzzles on our menu this week involve a casserole,
an actor’s meaty (hammy?) role and, as usual, a dash of rigmarole to taste.
Enjoy:
MENU
Fishy Hotdish Recipe
In a casserole pan,
prepare two sectioned lemons and one pound of chopped perch. Stir gently. Pour
in a quarter of a bottle (three ounces) of Coopers Original Australian Pale Ale.
Mix these three ingredients – lemons, perch and ale – together and place
them on a lower rack for a maximum of 25 minutes to create a hot Australian
dish. Place onto a serving board to cool. Makes two servings.
Name the dish.
Questionable Marquee Slice:
Name a currently popular actor, first
and last names, in nine letters. In a 2003 action-drama movie in which he
starred, this actor’s character was seeking something, in eleven letters. The
first five letters of the actor’s name are the same, and in the same order, as
the first five letters of what his character sought.
The actor and the thing sought share no
other letters in common. But those remaining ten letters can be rearranged into
three words which, when followed by one of those things “thou shalt not” do,
describe something the actor’s character already has that will help him find
what he is seeking.
Name this actor. What was his 2003 character seeking? What “four-word something” does he have that will help him find it?
Hint: Keep the letters of the three-word title of the 2003 movie in order but make a two-word term out of it. The term might describe a condenser fan motor, a drum support roller, or burner drip bowl, to name just three examples.
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Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)
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GBS. Are you sure the last part is a preposition and not an article?
ReplyDeleteYes, but it can be both and I suspect you have the answer.
ReplyDeletethanks, skydiveboy, for your counsel to ron, who, we believe, has ndeed solved your fine puzzle.
DeleteTying up some loose ends from last leek's comments. We wrote:
Here are some riddles that piggyback hugh’s blonde chicken riddle (that he posted on Blaine's blog).
"...Why did the mosquito-slapper cross the road?
Why did the pig…?
…The sleepy person…?
…The big whale, or really tiny tadpole…?"
Answers:
To get to the incecticide.
To get to the sooeyicide.
To get to the matricide.
To get to the spermicide.
LegoTakingCides
Mouth-Watering Dish: Name the Dish: Bob.
ReplyDeleteThat is all. ;-)
Word Woman,
DeleteBob, as in "for apples?" I suppose the dish might be named Maizie or Noosie (although Noosie preferred a Mouth Milking Dish).
LegoRobertingForApples
Sure. I worked for a company that had a big contest to name the new software. The person who won said "What about Bob?" It stuck.
DeleteMouth milking dish?
GBS: I wish my teacher had more about evil-looking weapons in her lesson plan, and less about grammar. --Margaret G.
ReplyDeleteMargaret G.,
DeleteCongratulations of solving the GBS, and also for winning Sunday's NPR "Pick a Range" over on the AESAP blog. I am batting .000 on that contest. 0 for about 50.
LegoBetterApplePickerThanRangePicker
For GBS I got ten and for MWS I got fifty, but for QMS I got nuthin'.
ReplyDeleteGBS: ten>$10 bill>Alexander Hamilton>Alexander the Great>Macedonia
DeleteMWS: fifty>L>Elle [actually, she's fifty-one (LI)]
QMS: I had the 'license to kill' part, but it naturally made me think of someone else. I figured out Vin Diesel from lego's last minute clue (which reminded me of an SNL skit with Garth Brooks as a doctor, but I couldn't find a clip of it).
Nice work. Paul.
DeleteYour 10/50 comment yesterday flew right over my head, but made me think you might be moonlighting as an auctioneer.
There is a troubling dearth of SNL snippets on the web, especially some of their great fake commercials. One of my favorite bits is absent; it is one with the two NPR hosts talking about "good times, good times." (Alec Baldwin was not involved; it was not the Schwetty Balls skit.) I don't think I ever saw the Garth Brooks skit to which you refer, but I trust that is was pretty good.
LegoNotBigOnSocialGracesButLikeYouAmazingGraceQuatrainAtBlaine's
I didn't (still don't) remember Garth Brooks as the doctor, but that's what Googling 'snl james bond std sketch' seems to indicate. The main idea is that 007 is told by his doctor that he has every std on the list and that it is his moral duty to relay this information to all of his sexual contacts. JB then asks to borrow the doctor's phone. I think he's still on the phone when the bit ends.
DeleteA few hints:
ReplyDeleteMWS:
Hot? Check.
Australian? Check.
Dish? Check.
QMS:
The first name/last name initials of the actor are a two-letter shorthand way of saying something nobody wants to have.
You could see the actor in a movie that is likely now playing at a movie theater near you.
LegoColdMinnesotaSaucer
GBS:
ReplyDeleteMACE, a weapon, DON, a title, I, a personal pronoun, A, a preposition! (twice a [per, by] day)>>>MACEDONIA.
MWS:
I can make nothing of “lemons, perch + ale” except a hash of “cornmeal shleep” or maybe “the Australian dish” you have concocted is Elle MacPherson, who is, indeed, Australian.
QMS:
VIN DIESEL>>>VINDICATION.
ESELCATION>>>“A LICENSE TO” KILL.
The 2003 movie: A MAN APART. The hint: AMANA PART.
Second late hint, the actor's initials, VD (Venereal Disease), “something nobody wants to have.”
Excellent solving, ron. I thought all three of these puzzles were more TAN than EAP.Again, my official answers for the record shall be rendered superfluous, redundant, unnecessary and overkillistic. Still, I shall post them later today so as to comply with Puzzlerian! protocol.
DeleteLegoRedunderhead
This week’s overkillistical answers, for the record:
ReplyDeleteGlobal Bonus Slice:
Nation Deconstructing
Think of a country. Take all the letters of this country in order and break them down into four parts to name: 1.) a weapon, 2. a title, 3.) a personal pronoun, and 4.) a preposition.
What is this country?
Answer:
MACE + DON + I + A = Macedonia
Mouth Watering Slice:
Fishy Hotdish Recipe
In a casserole pan, prepare two sectioned lemons and one pound of chopped perch. Stir gently. Pour in a quarter of a bottle (three ounces) of Coopers Original Australian Pale Ale.
Mix these three ingredients – lemons, perch and ale – together and place them on a lower rack for a maximum of 25 minutes to create a hot Australian dish. Place onto a serving board to cool. Makes two servings. Name the dish.
Answer:
Elle MacPherson
The letters in the “ingredients” LEMONS, PERCH and ALE can be rearranged to spell the beautiful (hot) Australian (Australian) model (dish), Elle MacPherson.
This puzzle was “trickier” than many we have previously posted on Puzzleria! It had a bit of that “upside-down digital clock” flavor. So we tried to plant some hints: “…place them on a lower rack (as in letters on a Scrabble rack) for a maximum of 25 minutes (there is no set “time limit” in Scrabble, but in tournament play a 25-minute limit per player per game is sometimes imposed) to create a hot Australian dish. Place onto a serving board (or, Scrabble board) to cool. Makes two servings (or, two names, first and last).”
Questionable Marquee Slice:
Lights, camera and the pursuit of “That’s a Wrappiness!”
Name a currently popular actor, first and last names, in nine letters. In a 2003 action-drama movie in which he starred, this actor’s character was seeking something, in eleven letters. The first five letters of the actor’s name are the same, and in the same order, as the first five letters of what his character sought.
The actor and the thing sought share no other letters in common. But those remaining ten letters can be rearranged into three words which, when followed by one of those things “thou shalt not” do, describe something the actor’s character already has that will help him find what he is seeking.
Name this actor. What was his 2003 character seeking? What “four-word something” does he have that will help him find it?
Hint: Keep the letters of the three-word title of the 2003 movie in order but make a two-word term out of it. The term might describe a condenser fan motor, a drum support roller, or burner drip bowl, to name just three examples.
Answer:
Vin Diesel; Vindication (in the movie “A Man Apart,” in which his character Sean Vetter avenges the death of the woman he loved.)
VIN DIsel + VINDIcation – 2 x (VINDI) = sel + cation >> “a license to (kill,” as is “Thou shalt not…”)
Hint: “A Man Apart” = Amana part
Ellego
Lego, Amana Part: Dry Humour.
DeleteA WordWomanTogether with Maizie