Friday, September 12, 2014

Addition by Subtraction; "He scoooorrrres!...sadly"; "People Get Ready"





























Welcome to Joseph Young’s Puzzle –ria!

Please indulge me this week. My cat died on Tuesday. I’m still numb, but it still hurts. Grief may be good, Charlie Brown, but it is painful when you’re in the middle of it. I grieve best by writing about my loved ones. I share my grief.

I know, it’s just a cat. But she was a wonderful companion. Unconditional love, and all that.

Around 1998, my brother Mike was deer hunting in northern Wisconsin and noticed a ball of fur in a rut in a dirt road. It was a day-old tabby cat, likely destined to be eaten by an owl. coyote or other predator. He brought it home to my mother (R.I.P. 2011), a true animal lover, as a birthday present.

I inherited the tabby cat after my father died in 2003. My mother by that time was in a nursing home. My father had named the kitten “Nuisance.” We called her “Noosie.”

Noosie was blessed with a very loud purr, especially when I treated her to a can of tuna in lieu of her usual dry cat chow. She loved it when you scratched her face. She was a good mouser, especially at a lake cabin. Noosie loved to cuddle, in winter… and in summer. She would come when you whistled.

Thank you for listening. And I thank the Lord for gracing me with Noosie for a while. “People get ready” (great Gospel song) for this week’s puzzles: 


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Easy As Pie Slice:
Addition by Subtraction


Remove six letters from a one-syllable word. Rearrange the remaining letters, using one of them twice, to form a three-syllable word.
 
What are the words?

(Hint: When spoken together, the words may be overheard in an auto body shop or dermatologist’s office.)

Sporty Slice:
He scooorrres!... sadly
Name a three-word psychological phenomenon (with a metaphorical name) often characterized by depression, loss of purpose and a diminishment of goals. Remove the third word and one letter from one of the first two words, resulting in the name of a competitive strategy often leading to an increase of goals. What are this phenomenon and strategy?

Specialty Of The House Slice:
“People Get Ready…”

Four two-word phrases each describe something done preliminary to, or in preparation of, something else. In two of the phrases, the descriptive first word begins with an R and the second word, a noun, begins with DR. In the other two phrases that pattern is reversed. What are the four phrases?







 
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24 comments:

  1. I'm sorry to hear about Noosie. For me, the worst thing about cats (and dogs) is their eventual death, which has happened to me many times.

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  2. Dear Joe,

    Maizie and I are so sorry to hear about Noosie (and my visiting son is also).

    This was comforting to me; I hope it may help in the smallest of ways with Noosie's passing:

    for Noosie

    S and M and A

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  3. I never know what to say in these circumstances (which should not imply that I ever know what to say in any circumstance), but when I saw the first picture on this page, before reading any words, I thought (something like) "that's quite some cat."

    So I felt evenly motivated to take a shot at creative writing (below). Whatever I mean, it isn't offense or disrespect.

    So far I've got both DR-R's, and that's it. I wish I had the SS, maybe it would make this easier. I don't know why the EAPS seems TAN lately, but it does.

    Keep the faith.

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    1. Xavier awoke feeling hungry, and flew off to look around. He soon found the object of his search, huddled, quivering, in a muddy rut. He swooped with extended talons, but pulled up short, and gently alighted.
      As he stared into those eyes, a four-dimensional panorama unfolded, comprising images of love: of cuddling, petting, face-scratching, of mouse-chasing, of tuna fish, of a comical incident involving mayonnaise, and of wall-sitting,and listening for that whistle -- encompassing about sixteen years ... or was it more like a hundred? ... or was it only a fraction of a second?
      Xavier blinked, flapped, and was aloft again. Looking back (a dangerous thing to do when flying, he knew, but even the wisest of birds responds purely to instinct on occasion) he caught a glimpse of the gentleman with the rifle stooping to lift the noble creature. Xavier smiled (as much as one can with a beak) and emitted the strangest sound ever made by an owl.
      Returning to his roost, Xavier fell into a deep sleep.

      Pleasant dreams, Xavier.

      ***************************************************************************

      Once upon a time, Chuang Tzu dreamed that he was a butterfly, flying about enjoying itself. It did not know that it was Chuang Chou. Suddenly he awoke, and veritably was Chuang Chou again. He did not know whether it was Chuang Chou dreaming that he was a butterfly, or whether it was the butterfly dreaming that it was Chuang Chou.

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  4. I have all 4 DR-R's & R-DR's and the EAPS (probably not the intended answer), but no clue as to the SS.

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  5. I have both of the DR-R's, one of the expected R-DR's and another R-DR which I'm sure would qualify as an acceptable alternate answer, but which I'm sure is not the other expected answer. Since that makes me 1 of at least 3 who know both of the DR-R's, I'll use Sharky's Vigenere Cipher - The OLD version 1.0, to encrypt what could be a major hint-giving question about SS. For the key, I'm using both of the DR-R phrases in alphabetical order.

    Ffydv kll tspuhzofezwno glwffqlroe te l pljkc-jrih hziezi ienowyzlx nuh nsjv USDR, wyacs fyyearv ks GOE xv joie tsh tmdjrwzxanv wavakwgj?

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  6. Thank you all for your comfort! It really helps.

    David, you are correct about the multiple heartbreaks we humans endure because of the relatively short life spans of our pets. Noosie was not really a nuisance. But her death is much more than a nuisance… it is a real heart-breaker.
    My brother, Mike, who rescued the day-old kitten, took Wednesday off and drove 200 miles from Wisconsin to comfort me and talk me through my early grief.

    Thanks, Word Woman, for the great link. Noosie is asleep in my heart. It is when she stirs and starts to purr that I start to cry.

    Paul, I loved your creative writing, both the Xavier story and the Chuang Chou vignette. Both are beautiful, even though the Xavier story brought tears to my eyes. It is a wonderfully fitting tribute to a loving cat.
    Also, does “TAN” mean “Tough As Nails”? I’ll post some hints later this evening.

    Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan,
    Om eqypkdlgzmaof grilhqbgvr zw c ajjtv-zdrv ilpomv lyr wsblu'x zrxcate BZC afw HMKH. Z'w kmbrd mv lrzg hd pejrgd lai nitqvi. Rai mlfgysncvgcno ehwgskshfx mq t xekli-nstr efrnvt. Mq fc psqisxc pmie yirh: Tsbmvr rce dxxrsl WBSK MLB YPVJX VKD UOEGH, rwlyjhceq ml mlb ghqv sh o rmmchiilbzc gnikxczc lyaie pgosgnt wd af brafyrci my kltsw.

    Klg hwgrq zdrv hj rvy gccaasihnmten dwcnbptngg (afwwy S hgwr'q nzi sieojqe V wwomzlr wn nyyjw kfol enea hwc phcolw trqkyi)sw yg ifzox-civhtp aadvrsf sd o jiyk-phgh zyslt ywif aa wwrwx-pchnvb eakskrt jfv c bpke nqs a xbzc-zykdip psow (rrfap pn arbvhwgkh nitqvi qhpsxyw) dicbxlg "nq tcueiqwujdmatp dhciirkbv mr ngkikhvw qilxgge."

    ron,

    Good work in solving the SOTHS. I think it is a TAN puzzle. (See my note to Paul regarding TAN.)
    But I'm going to have to reword the SS puzzle. It is misleading. I am Sorry. The psychological phenomenon is a three-word phrase.

    My rewrite will read: “Remove one letter FROM THE FIRST TWO WORDS OF THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL PHENOMENON, resulting in the name of a competitive strategy often leading to an increase of goals.”

    I encoded a clue in my response above to Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan.

    LegoLachrymose

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    1. Uh, Legolambda, I was expecting you to encode your response with the same key that I used.

      Even if I totally guessed wrong about what the two DR-R phrases were, a key starting with DR<anything> would be decoded with your initial two-letter word coming out as Lv.

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    2. Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan,

      My apologies. I think this works with your key:

      Hecs_seh_Diiiv_Aw_irl,
      Jieup. M'e s tmwlei ohpq zr tizhj xg lywlw czhhpuj. Ryyl'uv rwo ks ti. I kziyn Z bvwbgvh eq iiztoeke er pml cavkisv fj lrcfviyj. Z bzx hvv cgmi olc.

      Mp hsjfymcitlted hyiusmvfoy lj y kbehv-agju tovajw, bfw emk “cayfpnaek ale ngro GFUE, qultl uzrrnis kg OHQ km wiep klw ufqwitzligh jriughxc.” Sk Z rvxeu an xb cmea ehjtgfji, ale tgmahkgkcih jxjskinc ij xocpvb ss bqcc lzv jpvsk lwz rw ryifh kljwv.

      Xoet kzicg nmix vq klw hjcjlocggtfrj gbrqfqwffr (dlitz I hrlju bnyv ykwu muwtvsd zi “gqpwurcsyates thvfoxheme” ca wyi hmqdsi’s ngrolee yuq L esl lysbkhk at hrlju avyv xzw gygdlv swlb) zq rh rlxll-dvxair rfarurk fz gkv pwlkiyw ie s pcrx-pfwx jismh nmal a kzrph-ccknru rgjgectmc esmp scsj nuh wmnw ciaxeik iy d nmix gkrx ewrrz “en vucwhjgrmglt kgnvvumnx gr lgmgjieb tsmftms.”

      Lego...

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    3. Gdob jnbhne hwu elbvnj gen wjwea, B bipcrta xwc cuxc dil qwilewmd.

      Xc hqd xrqdnv bx Oawrtg's dim xnxffxj 1.0 xipa tjd amfgbbj rz, lld'ht nrjw oovm dtcjwuz gbgp qv jhe phame qlggb. Criu, E nqpqkad xct iejv cnr "hnu" bw hknn ejzlxba tnvyv ck um fwl AXJKTAV cjjz qbowctc pxtt.

      Bw iu vxw fofe ck zmjz mdac degv yqbz, wrbp zmonxoh cpai mjin, zubw ywxh wgz pjatt vxwa lvobp zmyhr encw twb "Rpyag:" yxt, bpnj CQSC PII ANEXJR!! Qqa lmownht cmxi fw vqk "Xbh:" xwf feeh dnkosb rv!

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    4. Now I just made a goof!!! To decipher my above post, click "Encode" instead of "Decode".

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    5. Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan,

      You are a cipher sage! I am a cipher simpleton.
      So that's how I messed up, the old "default key error." I should have known, because when I tried to recover my original message from the gibberish by using our key but hitting "encode" (figuring that an "encode" of my previous "decode" would restore my text) all I got was more gibberish.

      LeGotGibberish

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  7. Hints:

    EAPS: The one-syllable word contains nine letters (and eight different letters).

    SOTHS: In all four phrases, a vowel follows the DR and R (in other words, no “RH” words, and no Rwanda). The third letters in the four DR words are four different vowels. The second letters in the R words are three different vowels, two of which don’t follow the DR in the DR words.

    Lego…

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  8. Just checking in. Yes, TAN is 'tough as nails' One of the R-DR's has become apparent to me. I haven't visited the shark yet -- maybe later today.

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  9. I wrote this last Friday and I see now that probably none of my answers is the intended answer!

    EAPS: One syllable word: SQUIRRELLED (American spelling). Remove SQURRL (6 letters) leaving IELED, add another D to yield ELIDED (three syllables).
    Not the intended answer?

    SOTHS: Rough Draft, Rough Drawing, Dry Run, Dress Rehearsal. All preliminary acts.


    Much later, yesterday, I found a nine-letter word (with 8 different letters) SCRAICHED, an intensified form of “screeched”. Remove SCCHED, leaving RAI, double the A to yield ARIA (3 syllables). Removing other letters can yield AREA or ASIA.
    Of course, SCRATCHED is another (your?) one syllable, 9-letter word (with 8 different letters) Remove SCTCHD, leaving RAE, double the A to yield AREA (3 syllables). Overheard words: “Scratched area” at an auto body shop.
    By the way, the only 4-letter, 3-syllable words with a double letter are: ASIA, ALIA, OLEO (0370), AIDA, ARIA, AREA, OLIO (0170) & OHIO (0140), the numbers being upside down calculator words!

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  10. I had DRESS REHEARSAL and DRY RUN, and then got ROUGH DRAFT, as noted earlier. Finally, this morning, SCRATCHED came to mind (I had pretty much decided the 3-syllable word had to be AREA). Then I thought about ROUGH DRAWING, but figured it was redundant ... RUDIMENTARY DRAWING? ... maybe ... then it hit me: READINESS DRILL!
    No luck with the syndrome/strategy puzzle.

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  11. I only got the EAPS this week, as scratched / area. Was it intentional that you used "scratched" in your eulogy for Noosie?

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  12. The cleverness, creativity and intelligence of all of you who post on Puzzleria! never ceases to wow me!

    ron,
    Your scraitched/aria answer is perfectly acceptable. And, I like your “Squirrelled(11 letters!)/elided” answer much better than mine.
    Thanks also for your tie-in with the four-letter, three-syllable words and Will’s inverted calculator puzzle this week.

    Paul,
    “Rough drawing,” “rudimentary drawing” and “readiness drill” are all fine answers. My “rescue drill” (see answers below) was the most tenuous of my four answers, I think.

    David,
    I’ll write more about Noosie soon in a wrap-up comment. Posting the blog last Friday was therapeutic, but it was still a very difficult process. Thank you all again for your helping me get through the pain.

    Lego…

    This week’s Answers:

    Easy As Pie Slice:
    Addition by Subtraction
    Remove six letters from a one-syllable word. Rearrange the remaining letters, using one of them twice, to form a three-syllable word.
    What are the words?
    (Hint: When spoken together, the words may be overheard in an auto body shop or dermatologist’s office.)
    Answer:
    Scratched; Area

    Sporty Slice:
    He scooorrres!... sadly
    Name a three-word psychological phenomenon (with a metaphorical name) often characterized by depression, loss of purpose and a diminishment of goals. Remove the third word and one letter from one of the first two words, resulting in the name of a competitive strategy often leading to an increase of goals. What are this phenomenon and strategy?
    Answer:
    Empty Nest Syndrome
    Empty Net (a strategy in hockey and soccer, also called “pulling the goalie”)

    Specialty Of The House Slice:
    “People Get Ready…”
    Four two-word phrases each describe something done preliminary to, or in preparation of, something else. In two of the phrases, the descriptive first word begins with an R and the second word, a noun, begins with DR. In the other two phrases that pattern is reversed. What are the four phrases?
    Answer:
    Rescue Drill; Rough Draft
    Dress Rehearsal; Dry Run

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  13. More Mourning, Part I:
    I have a computer file of about 70 puzzles that I have created, and from which I choose three each week to feature on Puzzleria! (If I can create about three new puzzles each week I can sustain this blog indefinitely, I hope.)

    I try to pick the puzzles for the Puzzleria! blog on the weekend before I upload it each Friday. I chose the three puzzles for the Sept. 12 on Saturday, Sept. 6. I did this while visiting my friend in Wisconsin. As usual, I left my tabby cat Noosie at my home in Minnesota because my friend is not allowed to have pets where she lives.

    After the weekend, upon returning to my Minnesota home, I found Noosie lying lifeless on my bed.

    On Thursday evening, Sept. 11, as I was cutting and pasting my three prepared puzzles to my post page with a still very heavy heart, I noticed that I had chosen for my second puzzle the one that began:
    Sporty Slice:
    He scooorrres!... sadly
    Name a psychological phenomenon (with a metaphorical name) often characterized by depression, loss of purpose and a diminishment of goals. …

    The answer to that, as you know, was “Empty Nest Syndrome.” My cat normally would be nestled on my lap as I posted. But my home had become devoid of her nuzzling, nestling, purr and paw-pattering across my floor as she rose from her slumber and followed me from room to room.

    My computer screen suddenly became too blurry for me to continue. (It has become blurry again as I write this.) I had to stop and have a cathartic cry. After about an hour, I returned to the task and completed the blog, uploading photos of my tabby and writing the preamble in which I wrote that Noose liked to have her face scratched.

    (David yesterday wondered in his comment if my use of the word “scratched” was intentional, as I had used it as one of the answers to the Easy As Pie Slice, “Addition by subtraction.” No, it was a total coincidence… but who knows how the subconscious functions?)

    I wonder if the moment I decided to use the “Empty Nest” puzzle on Saturday, just days before I returned home, coincided with the moment of Noosie’s death. If it did indeed coincide, I would not chalk it up as a mere coincidence. I believe that things like that happen. She and I were extremely close. I so hope her death was peaceful.

    Joe

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  14. More Mourning, Part II
    My mother, Helen, who died in 2011 at the age of 97, spent the last decade of her life slowly dying. The last year or so, she was not able to communicate or respond in any way, and I resigned myself to her imminent death. My grieving process was gradual and began while she was still living. I was prepared when she died though, of course, I was still devastated. She and I were extremely close.

    One night in 2006, Noosie, a house cat who yearned to chase the birds and chipmunks she spied while perched on my windowsill, escaped out the door and vanished into the dark. I thought I lost her. I was crushed. But after 23 days the “prodigal cat” returned home; she was probably trapped in someone’s garage.

    As editor of a Catholic newspaper, I was privileged to write a column, so I wrote one about Noosie’s return home. My mother at the time was in poor health after two surgeries and had just been put on a feeding tube. I ended by writing:

    “The Catechism of the Catholic Church says, ‘One can love animals (but) one should not direct to them the affection due only to persons.’

    I rejoiced when my mother‘s cat returned home (to me). I know I should rejoice even more when my mother returns home and is embraced by her heavenly Father. But I know I won’t. Even a lost cat will pale in comparison to that loss.”


    I was completely wrong about that. And the Catechism was wrong too.

    A few years later, I let Noosie “write” my column from her perspective about a Wisconsin visit:

    “I lay ensconced on a blanket, one covering the guy’s mother and my adoptive mother. Every time the guy and I travel to Wisconsin we visit (her) at her nursing home. I am really her cat. Her other son gave me to her as a birthday gift when I was just a few days old.

    As I gently kneaded her belly with my paws I could feel the tube that feeds nourishment to her like an umbilical cord. The guy had unclenched her fingers, curled them around the nape of my neck and furry torso, and was guiding her hands, helping her to pet me.

    I felt at home. …”


    When I petted Noosie (and I petted her a lot!), I was petting the last pet my mother and father had petted. She was my living link to them. I pray my dad, my mom and my tabby are still feeling at home and comforted, wherever they are.

    Joe

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  15. I posted a link to a great Gordon Lightfoot song over on the always excellent, entertaining and informative PEOTS blog Wednesday (6:10 PM).

    That reminded me of an SCTV commercial spoof that always makes me laugh (I can remember K-TEL), and I needed a good laugh.

    LegoLaughda

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