“I say ‘patellas’, you say ‘patellae’... Let’s call the whole thing off!” “‘Literarygricultural conundrum,’ ‘Keyboard character actor,’ ‘Serving cold revenge leftovers!’” Dinah Shore was a dinosaur! “C’mon down, Johnny Olson?” Words conjure image, image conjures words; Hide under shelter, made in the shade

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER 5πe² SERVED

Schpuzzle of the Week:

“I say ‘patellas’, you say ‘patellae’... Let’s call the whole thing off!”

Name a word for a general category, like “dogs” and a specific word in that category, like “pugs.” 

Both words are also synonymous body parts, like “kneecaps” and “patellas” (or “patellae,” if you prefer).

What are these two words?

Appetizer Menu

Skydiversionary Appetizer:

“‘Literarygricultural conundrum,’ ‘Keyboard character actor,’ ‘Serving cold revenge leftovers!’”

“Literarygricultural conundrum”

1. 🖋🐖What is the difference between a poet and a farmer? 

The answer has two words, each in seven letters and two syllables. They are spelled and pronounced exactly the same, except for the last letter in each. 

Those two ending letters are E & T. Like this:

“One likes to ______E.”

“One likes to ______T.”

What are the words in the blanks?   

Keyboard character actor

2. 🖮Think of a well known actor in two words, eleven letters. 

Replace the fourth and fifth letters with a symbol found on your keyboard to name a household product everyone knows. 

Who is the actor, and what is the product?

“Serving cold revenge leftovers!”

3. 🍲😋“Revenge is a dish best served cold.” Food is often used as a metaphor.

Think of a specific Supreme Court Justice. 

And then, if you say the name out loud of a well known suburban city that is located near a major U.S. city everyone knows, you will phonetically describe how this “justice might be served.”

Who is the justice and what is the city?

Churchy-Pharmy-Schooldaisy Hors d’Oeuvre

Words conjure image, image conjures words

Regard the multi-image graphic, pictured below. (In the third “double-paned piggyback” image, you should focus mainly on the lower half of the image; the upper half serves only to provide context.)

We might call this graphic a “pictorial representation of words” because it uses pictures of objects or scenes whose names sound like words or syllables. 

Find three such names (one each for the first two images in the graphic, and a third name for just the bottom half of the third “double-framed-piggy-back” image) to form a two-word caption for the entire multi-image graphic.

One word in your caption should contain a piece of punctuation.

If you take just that word by itself and remove the punctuation from it, the result will be a one-word term defined as the “pictorial representation of words” that we referred to above.

What is the two-word caption for the multi-image graphic?

What is the term defined as a “pictorial representation of words?”

(Editor’s Note: I suspect the puzzle that appears immediately above may be one of the easiest-to-solve puzzles to ever appear on Puzzleria! Weigh in, please, on whether this suspicion is well-founded.)

Whither The Weather Slice:

Hide under shelter, made in the shade

Name two items, each which provides people with either shelter or shade, depending on the weather. 

Both words include the same string of four different consecutive interior letters, and in the
same order (like “interior” and “asterisk,” for example). 

What are these two items?

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Riffing Off Shortz And Kane Slices:

Dinah Shore was a dinosaur!

Will Shortz’s September 1st NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Ethan Kane of Albuquerque, New Mexico, reads:

Name a famous TV personality of the past. Drop the second letter of this person’s last name and, phonetically, the first and last names together will sound like a creature of the past. What celebrity is this?

Puzzleria!s Riffing Off Shortz And Kane Entrees read:

ENTREE #1

Take the 9-letter full name of a puzzle-maker of the present. 

Change the first letter to a D, insert an S between the 6th and seventh letters, and

insert a  duplicate of the 6th letter between the last two letters. 

Six consecutive interior letters of this result are an English translation of the German word formed by the remaining letters.

Who is this puzzle-maker?

What are the German word and its English translation?

(Note: Entree # 2 was created by Ecoarchitect, whose “Econfusions” feature appears regularly on Puzzleria! 

ENTREE #2

Name a famous TV personality of the past.
Add an “H” to this person’s last name and rearrange. Phonetically the first and last names together will sound like a minor ailment. What celebrity is it?

(Note: Entrees #3 through #7 were created by Nodd, whose “Nodd ready for prime time” puzzles appear regularly on Puzzleria!)

ENTREE #3

Name a famous TV personality of the past. Change the second letter of this person’s last name to get a word for a kind of animal. 

The person’s first name is a word for a particular member of that animal species. 

What celebrity is it, and what is the animal?

ENTREE #4

Name a well-known actress who starred in a TV series of the past. 

The series featured an ensemble cast of
seven. 

Drop the fourth letter of her last name to get a word for a kind of insect. 

What actress is it, and what is the insect?

ENTREE #5

Name a well-known actor who starred in a TV series of the past. 

The series featured an ensemble cast of four family members. 

Switch the middle letters of the actor’s last
name to get a word for a kind of mammal. 

Who is the actor, and what mammal is it?

ENTREE #6

Name a well-known actor who starred in a TV series of the past. 

The series featured an ensemble cast and was set in the Old West. 

Add together the alphanumeric values of the last two letters of the  actor’s last name. Replace those two letters with the single letter represented by the alphanumeric value of their sum. 

The result will be a word for a kind of bird. 

Who is the actor, and what bird is it?

ENTREE #7

Name a famous TV personality of the past who was one of the hosts of a comedy show. 

This person’s last name is also the name of a kind of bird. 

Change the second vowel  of this person’s last name to the vowel that precedes it in the alphabet. The result will be a word for a kind of mammal. 

What celebrity is it, and what is the mammal?

ENTREE #8

Name a Wisconsin Badger  who penned books of poetry with words like  “Winter,” “Dead,” “Doomsday” and “Devil’s” in their titles. 

The first name of this poet is something poets may do to others who  plagiarize their poems. 

The surname of this poet sounds like what those plagiarizers might be doin’ if they are found guilty.

Who is this Wisconsin-reared poet?

What may poets do to others who plagiarize, and what might any guilty plagiarizers be doin’?

ENTREE #9

It sounds, judging by his name, as if a certain “fortyish” Korean-Canadian conductor and
cellist is neither late nor even a tad tardy for concerts or concert rehearsals.

Who is this conductor/cellist?

ENTREE #10

Which presidential candidate does it sound like the author of “Twist-And-Turn Bargello Quilts”
will be voting for, come this November?

Who is this author of “Twist-And-Turn Bargello Quilts”?

When Cockneys say this American novelist’s three-syllable first and last name – and if they stress the second syllable instead of the first and third – it sounds as if they are describing someone’s beautiful teeth: “‘ey Mate! That novelist’s teeth sure ___ ______! ”

When speakers who drop the vowel sounds from short prepositions (pronouncing “to”, for example, as a schwa rather than as a long-u) say the title of a work by this  novelist aloud, the first three syllables of the result sound like a liquor made chiefly from the fermented sap of the blue agave.

Who is this novelist?

What is the title of one of this novelist’s works?

Dessert Menu

“Shame Go!” Dessert:

“C’mon down, Johnny Olson?”

Take a number of consecutive interior letters in the name of a television game show. Rearrange them, but only slightly. 

The result spells the surname of the game

show’s original announcer.

What is the game show and who is the announcer?

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