Friday, January 5, 2018

Bob Dylan singing Noel = boy band! Wolff inn Boo-Peepp’s clothingg? Insert Desserts Into Our Mouths! Eagles and Tigers, "Potweetus," oh my! An uncommon commonality

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER (1098 + 76) SERVED
Welcome to our January 5th 2018 edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Our featured puzzles this week are an octet of Riffing-Off-Shortz-And-Berry-Slices. That’s “Berry” as in Patrick J. Berry (whose screen name is “cranberry”), a regular contributor of cryptic crosswords and other excellent word puzzles here on our Puzzleria! blog. 
This is the third time in the 2017 calendar year that Will Shortz has honored and recognized the excellence of one of Patrick’s puzzling creations by using in on the National Public Radio Weekend Edition Sunday Puzzle segment. Congratulations, Patrick!
Our 8 ⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓⇓ Puzzleria! Riff-offs this week, alas, pale in comparison to Patrick’s puzzle when it comes to cleverness and elegance. Thus, we choose to characterize our efforts as a triumph of Quantity over Quality.
Also on our menus are:
2 ⇓⇓Appetizers: one about a publication getting a bit of publicity, and another asking what uncommon characteristic certain cities share in common;
1 ⇓ Slice about West Wingnuts; and
1 ⇓ vowelly Dessert to stick in your craw.
Wecome to Puzzleria! 2018, a place where you can have “a lot of fun!” And remember to “Think Good, It’s Friday!”


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Next Week’s News Appetizer:
Wolff inn Boo-Peepp’s clothingg?

Here is the first paragraph of a news story that may appear in the media sometime next week:
“Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,” by Michael Wolff, was originally scheduled to go on sale today. That on-sale date was moved ahead four days, however, becoming availalble for purchase last ______. The book figuratively  ____ ___ the shelves, prompting Publisher Henry Holt & Co. to increase its press ___ from five figures to six figures, perhaps even one million.

Select four words in the first sentence of the news paragraph. Rearrange this pool of 16 letters to form the four words that belong in the paragraph’s four blanks. The blank words, in order, are 6, 4, 3 and 3 letters long.

Municipal Property Appetizer:
An uncommon commonality

Fort Collins, Naperville, Broken Arrow, Albany, Kodiak, Hilo, Rancho Cucamonga, Portland, and Lafayette are nine U.S. cities that share a somewhat uncommon property in common. 
What is this property? Can you name another city with this property?
Hint: Topeka seems like an tenth city that might share this property, but it does not.


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West Wingnuts White House Slice:
Eagles and Tigers, “Potweetus,” oh my!


Solve the following three clues:
1. An informal word for someone with an office in the West Wing of the White House (4 letters). 
2. An informal word for senators and representatives who often visit the West Wing of the White House (4 letters).
3. Belonging to a Cooperstown-plaqued Tiger or a handlebar-mustachioed legal eagle with a roost in the West Wing of the White House (3 letters).
Rearrange these 11 letters to form an epithetic nickname, in two words, that appeared in a very recent “Potweetus.”

Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices:
Bob Dylan singing Noel = boy band!

Will Shortz’s December 31st NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle, created by Patrick Berry, reads:
Name a famous singer — 3 letters in the first name, 5 letters in the last. Drop the middle letter of the last name and rearrange the result to name a variety of singing group. What is it?

Puzzleria!’s Riffing Off Shortz And Berry Slices read:
ONE:
Name a famous singer whose band had an association with a visual artist — 3 letters in the singer’s first name, 4 letters in the last. Drop an interior letter of the last name and rearrange the result to name what rowdy fans might have shouted during the singer’s more subdued songs. Who is this singer?
TWO:
Name the famous visual artist in Puzzle # ONE, above — 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last. Drop the last letter of the first name and rearrange the result to name 4-letter and 5-letter words that fit into the blanks in the following sentence: 
“In the visual artist’s reinterpretation of Da Vinci’s ‘Last Supper’ a rectangular golden ___ is _____, superimposed over the face of Jesus.” 
What words belong in the blanks?
THREE:
Name a famous singer — 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last. Drop the penultimate and antepenultimate letters of the last name and move the third letter of the last name to the end of the first name. 
Now move the altered last name in front of the altered first name. 
The result is what people might do after hearing a “B-2.” 
Who is this singer?
FOUR: 
Name a famous singer — 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last. 
Drop either the first letter of the first name or the penultimate letter of the last name and rearrange the result to name a word in a 1933 recording by the singer, and a synonym of the first half of that word. 
Who is this singer?
FIVE:
Name a famous singer — 7 letters in the first name, 5 letters in the last. Drop the final letter of the first name and rearrange the result to name the title of a Christmas carol. Who is this singer?
SIX:
Name a famous singer — 2 letters in the first name, 7 letters in the last. 
Drop the penultimate letter of the last name and rearrange the result to name a 2-word epithet, in 3 and 5 letters, that a midwestern band called a contemporary American female novelist in a song title. 
Who is this singer?
SEVEN:
Name a famous singer — 9 letters in the first name, 8 letters in the last. Drop either the last letter of the first name or either the first or last letter of the last name and rearrange the result to name where in church this singer, if she were at least 30 years older, might have knelt as as a girl. Who is this singer?
Extra credit: Britney Spears was reared in a family of Southern Baptists. But, given her nomination (first and last names), what denomination of Protestants perhaps ought better have reared her?
(Note: This denomination is reportedly best in prayer.)
EIGHT:
Name a famous singer — 4 letters in the first name, 6 letters in the last. You cannot rearrange those letters, using all ten, to form other words. Now try dropping any one of the ten letters, leaving nine. In all ten of those combinations the nine letters, using all nine, cannot be rearranged to form other words. Who is this singer?


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Vowelly Idiomatic Dessert:
Insert Desserts Into Our Mouths!

Only one of the seven words in a familiar English idiom begins with a consonant. The initial letters of the final three words of the idiom spell a prefix that pertains to the key word in the idiom, a noun. 
What is this idiom?

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)

Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Name-calling... it’s how to be little; Journey to a Junkanoo; Geographabetical ardor; At sea in a midterm? No cribs, use your head! Piston-ringing in the new mysteryear

PUZZLERIA! SLICES: OVER (1098 + 76) SERVED 

Welcome to our December 29th edition of Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! We are doing our best impersonation-of-the-Roman-god-Janus this week, looking ahead to 2018 with one face while looking back on 2017 with another.
On our menus are:
1 ⇩ Appetizer ringing in the new year wirh the Roman alphabet and Roman numerals (ye gods!);
1 ⇩ Appetizer that involves name-calling during the 2017 news cycle;
1 ⇩ Slice inviting you to Ramble and roll Bahamasward to celebrate the Junka“noo year”;
5 ⇩ Riffing Off Shortz Slices for those who love “Geogralphabetery”; and
1  crib-notable Dessert.

The year 2018 is the product of a pair of primes. Puzzlerians! have always been prime-time puzzle players. We are celebrating the dawn of 2018 with nine new puzzles. Have a lot of fun with them.



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My New Year’s Resolution? Recycle More! Appetizer:
Piston-ringing in the new mysteryear

Approxiately four months ere I launched Puzzleria!, I posted the following puzzle in the comments section of the Blainesville blog. The precise time of my post was 12:01 AM CST, January 1, 2014:
Name a synonym of Ella Mae Bailey, in five letters. Replace the second letter with its “Equidistant From The Center Of The Alphabet” (EFTCOTA) counterpart (A = Z, B = Y, C = X, D = W… M = N, see accompanying chart, below), and rotate the counterpart letter 90 degrees (clockwise, counterclockwise, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Centigrade, Kelvin… any way you want!) to form a new letter. 
Now replace all five letters with their respective EFTCOTA counterpart letters. The result is timely, at least here in Minnesota and environs.
Here are two updated versions of that puzzle 
(USE CAPITAL LETTERS):
1. Give a description (consisting of a 4-letter adjective and a 3-letter noun) of a 2005 Maybach Exelero, 1954 Packard Panther-Daytona Roadster or 1957 Jaguar XKSS. 
Replace the second letters in both words with their “Equidistant From The Center Of The Alphabet” (EFTCOTA) counterparts (A = Z, B = Y, C = X, D = W… M = N, see accompanying chart, above), and rotate those two counterpart letters 90 degrees (clockwise or counterclockwise) to form two new letters. 
Now replace all seven of these letters with their respective EFTCOTA counterpart letters and rearrange them to form a result timely to the season. What is this result?
2. Give a title for Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, A.J. Foyt or Mario Andretti (but not Shirley Muldowney or Danica Patrick), a 2-letter abbreviation and a 5-letter noun. 
Replace the second letter in the noun with its “Equidistant From The Center Of The Alphabet” (EFTCOTA) counterpart (A = Z, B = Y, C = X, D = W… M = N, see accompanying chart, above), and rotate that counterpart letter 90 degrees (clockwise or counterclockwise) to form a new letter. 
Now replace this new letter and all but the first letter in the abbreviaton with their respective EFTCOTA counterpart letters. Rearrange the seven letters now in front of you to form a result timely to the season. What is this result?

Name In The News Year Appetizer:
Name-calling... it’s how to be little

Think of a person who has been in the news in 2017, first and last names. 
Replace a vowel in the name with a different vowel. 
Rearrange some of the letters to form a belittling name the person was called in 2017. 
The remaining letters can be arranged to form five consecutive letters in the alphabet. 
Who is this person?  


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Rollin’ N’ Ramblin’ Slice:
Journey to a Junkanoo


(Note/disclaimer: The following puzzle takes a liberty or two with the facts and with the maps.)
A resident of nassau, new providence, in the bahamas named umprey is invited by his girlfriend maronique to a junkanoo carnival and festival in her hometown of dolu. 
Although dolu is a very small village near the southern coast of the island, doluians host a very festive and popular junkanoo parade every january 1st.

So, umprey hops into his 1955 nash rambler custom sedan and drives south out of nassau on blue hill road. After making two wrong turns and negotiating a detour, he turns right at cowpen road, then hangs a left at the junction with carmichael road. 
Before long, as umpry’s rambler reaches the peak of a gentle crest, the outskirts of dolu, new providence, come into view, exactly one kilometer ahead. 
The rambler’s odometer indicates that unprey has traveled 16.0934… kilometers, or exactly ten miles.

umprey’s rambler is equipped with six wheels: a steering wheel and five wheels fitted with dunlop tires, including a spare mounted via a “continental kit” in the rear.

These five non-steering, tire-fitted wheels appear to be identical in size but actually, perhaps because of factory inconsistency or differing air pressures, have diameters that vary slightly: In no particular order, tire A’s diameter is a silly millimeter longer than Tire B’s diameter; B’s is a millimeter longer than C’s; C’s is a millimeter longer than D’s; and D’s is a millimeter longer than F’s. Tire C’s diameter is 651 millimeters (25.63 inches). 
Five miles into his trip, umphrey gets a flat tire and must replace it with the spare.

What is the minimum number of complete rotations of any one of the rambler’s dunlop tires necessary before maronique's hometown comes into view?

Riffing Off Shortz Slices:
Geographabetical ardor

Will Shortz’s December 24th NPR Weekend Edition Sunday puzzle reads:
The name of what well-known U.S. city, in 10 letters, contains only three different letters of the alphabet?

Puzzleria!’s Riffing Off Shortz Slices read:
ONE: 
The name of what well-known U.S. city, in more than nine letters, contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet?
Hint: The city’s name has been a popular place name across the country. It is the largest city. by population, in two states. 

TWO:
The name of what world capital city, in more than nine letters, contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet?

THREE:
The name of what two countries, each with more than nine letters, each contain no duplicate letters of the alphabet?
Hint: The counties share a letter that only 14 other countries have in their names.

FOUR:
The name of what country contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet? This county’s capital city also contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet. The total number of letters in the country and city is 15. What are this capital city and country?
FIVE:
The name of what country contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet? This county’s capital city also contains no duplicate letters of the alphabet. The total number of letters in the country and city is 18. What are this capital city and country?


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Plastic Spoon In The Teacher’s Mouth Dessert:
At sea in a midterm? No cribs, use your head!

The principal utters a terse command as she hands lesson plans to the substitute teacher, adding that he should fail any student he catches using a crib note during tests. 
The command the principal uttered and the synonym for “crib note” the principal used are two-word phrases in which both first words are anagrams of each other, and both second words are also anagrams of each other
What are these two phrases?

Every Friday at Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! we publish a new menu of fresh word puzzles, number puzzles, logic puzzles, puzzles of all varieties and flavors. We cater to cravers of scrumptious puzzles!

Our master chef, Grecian gourmet puzzle-creator Lego Lambda, blends and bakes up mysterious (and sometimes questionable) toppings and spices (such as alphabet soup, Mobius bacon strips, diced snake eyes, cubed radishes, “hominym” grits, anagraham crackers, rhyme thyme and sage sprinklings.)


Please post your comments below. Feel free also to post clever and subtle hints that do not give the puzzle answers away. Please wait until after 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Wednesdays to post your answers and explain your hints about the puzzles. We serve up at least one fresh puzzle every Friday.

We invite you to make it a habit to “Meet at Joe’s!” If you enjoy our weekly puzzle party, please tell your friends about Joseph Young’s Puzzleria! Thank you.